* Posts by Stoneshop

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BOFH: Darn Windows 7. It's totally why we need a £1k graphics card for a business computer

Stoneshop

Re: Mouse button microswitches always get crap

Given the prices they command on ebay, your experience is typical.

I got five of them, all from before their prices went through the roof. One is used at work, with the added benefit that no-one wants to sit at my desk when I'm not in.

There are a few more Trackmen around here: a couple Trackman Marble/Marble Wheel (non-FX); same vintage probably, one even older model that clips to the side of your laptop (probably used only rarely), and a moderately recent wireless model. Which I got off Marktplaats for a piddling amount because "one of the microswitches was flaky", though that appears to have been a software problem as I've not seen it under Linux. But I've no idea of how much that one was used.

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Mouse button microswitches always get crap

Let's see. I bought a Logitech Trackman Marble FX, somewhere in the 1990's. So it's at least 20 years old, and it's quite likely over 25. No microswitch problems at all.

Built to last: Time to dispose of the disposable, unrepairable brick

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You can always fit a digital camera back.

If you have a Hasselblad or one of a few other medium- and large-format cameras.

You used to be able to buy a CCD array that fitted in place of the 35mm film without changing the back cover.

Which, as far as I've been able to determine, has never left the realm of vapourware.

There might the I'm Back, but that is a bit more than just a film cartridge; more like a replacement back cover plus an attachment the size of a motor winder for the additional electronics. Or its newer incarnation that reputedly takes a picture of the focusing screen; so usable only if yours is a fully matte screen without split-prism focusing aids. Which I've only seen as Kickstarter campaigns with their current status rather opaque.

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Re: Reduce, re-used, recycle

. And in a home during the colder months it probably won't save any energy at all, because the 100W of heat generated by the computer will instead have to be supplied by the the house heating system.

Only if it's heated electrically. With a gas-fueled central heating system you'd have to compare its efficiency to that of the generating plant, and when using a heat pump you get another factor into the calculation.

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Given that the X201 still runs fast enough for what I need

Hear, hear.

8G RAM, 480G SSD, Debian. It does what I need it to do, and it does so well fast enough.

Hear, hear: The first to invent idiot-cancelling headphones gets my cash

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Re: Last time I traveled first class

The cow-orker across from my desk once overheard a phone conversation between a fellow in uniform and with several adornments on his epaulettes. That phone conversation soon moved to subjects that had better not be discussed in public, or even outside of a staff room.

Cow-orker happened to know someone in security at the base where he expected Loudmouth to be based (and if he wasn't, Security Guy would certainly be able to find out where Loudmouth was based, and hand over the LARTing to his counterpart). Security Guy was informed of the conversation, with sufficient detail to make it stick.

A few days later cow-orker was informed that Loudmouth had JUST managed to avoid an epaulette-adornment reduction.

Artful prankster creates Google Maps traffic jams by walking a cartful of old phones around Berlin

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Re: Performance? Art?

Good enough. It should have traffic congestion data coming in via RDS, although I suspect that's gotten disabled with some firmware upgrade. It used to work, also with OSM, but I haven't seen it show up for a while.

Just feed it a fresh set every three months or so and you're set. We've got the 1490, which takes microSD where you just plop the map on, but models that present as mass storage when you hook them up to USB should work OK too. OSM has a section on their website where you can build maps for the area you need, with output in Garmin format.

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moonlighting as an artist...?

Did she have a spotlight aimed at her posterior?

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Re: I don't think this does as much as people think

I imagine that the cars passing at normal speed would demonstrate to Google that there was no problem.

Depends on the ratio of slow-moving phones to fast-moving ones. Just a few fast ones passing the bunch of slow ones may well be fast bikies, mopeds or motorcycles, and not necessarily showing there's no jam

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Re: Performance? Art?

Navigaitng a city where you don't know the finer layout of the road maze, while also needing to keep an eye (or three) out for other traffic of all shapes and sizes? Having a satnav at least tell you when to turn left or right, or, when you missed that or had to detour because of just any applicable reasons, recalculates and offers a new instruction? Very worthwhile.

(Older Garmin plus OpenStreetMaps plus Afrikaans voice)

At last, the fix no one asked for: Portable home directories merged into systemd

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Holmes

Still, unnecessary.

This is banned in all but the smallest organisation these days. At my work your career would be "very short" if you got caught doing it....

Once every two months I'm on call. That means either having a system at home with a Citrix (snort) client with which you connect to a portal through which you might be able to do some parts of the work you're supposed to, or carry your work laptop home (and hook up at least one extra screen because you'll need it). That laptop runs up a VPN when it detects being outside the office LAN, then attaches your shares, one of which is your home directory with all your settings and stuff. There's nothing you would need to carry home, except for the laptop itself. Unfortunately. A second machine to use at home, with the proper software and keys installed would do away with that.

No portable home dir necessary at all

Very little helps: Tesco flashes ancient Windows desktop on Scan-As-You-Shop device

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Re: Handheld shopping...

Or the other side of that, being able to pick stuff near their sell-by date and marked down because of that, where you're going to eat that the same day anyway. Cheese and yoghurt, for instance, tend to sneer at their best-by dates. Or products that are going to be taken off he shelves, the last items usually being moved to a bargains corner.

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I am all for anything that keeps me in the shop less time. Queuing at a till (whether self-serve or the human kind) is a drudge and the rigmarole of putting shopping in your trolley, only to then unpack and repack it all...

The larger supermarket chains over here have these scanners, which you can grab after presenting your loyalty card (which can be anonymous, in so far as they actually are). Their larger stores also have self-scan checkout tills where you can put your basket down, run each item past a built-in scanner, and put them in your duffel/backpack/bike pannier/cardboard box, containers that you may prefer for transport home but which aren't that well-suited to actual shopping.

Will Asimov fix my doorbell? There should be a law about this

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Re: You are confusing EU with Europe

Should have mentioned that Cuba was a Spanish colony at the time.

(insert inquisition joke here)

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Re: You are confusing EU with Europe

But concentration camps are a British invention

Nope. Cuban, actually. Tried out by General Valeriano Weyler in an attempt to stop guerrilleros mixing with non-combatants, and considered so successful that General Roberts deployed that tactic in the Boer wars a couple of years later.

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Flame

Actually, Australia feels like Britain's post-Brexit future.

I'd expect Britain to be somewhat less flammable.

In the literal sense, that is.

And you're less likely to come across koalas, kangaroos and wombats in Blighty.

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Re: You are confusing EU with Europe

I'll grant you that, but he should have put Gordon Brown on a leash.

In the backyard of a farm.

In Cornwall. In the rain.

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FAIL

Re: You are confusing EU with Europe

I think 25 years of trying showed that that's never going to happen.

Trying? By whom? David Owen? Margaret Thatcher? John Major? Gordon Brown? David Cameron? Theresa May? Tony Blair could be seen as pro-EU if you squint a bit a lot, but even he really wasn't.

BSOD Burgerwatch latest: Do you want fries with that plaintext password?

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Re: Surprised they don't use *NIX

I've never noticed any traffic lights rebooting...

That's because they tend to be designed so that on any error they'll show red in all directions. Then as the controller has restarted and found itself to be operating normally (which shouldn't take more than a few seconds, so most people won't even notice) the sequencing resumes.

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Re: Surprised they don't use *NIX

The driver presents the touchscreen to the WM as another HID, not unlike a touchpad, so it's not the WM that needs to care in detail what hardware the touchscreen runs on. And for instance Debian 9 comes with about 30 of them, for the diverse chippery involved.

There are two Thinkpad tablets here, an X41t running Mint, and an X61t running Debian. I know there was some wrangling to get an on-screen keyboard running in the X41 (but that was not about the touchscreen itself); the X61 just worked right away.

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Re: Surprised they don't use *NIX

How does that work with nuclear power stations with a life measured in decades?

I'd expect the actual SCADA systems controlling the reactor would be run as a hot failover set of at least two and possibly three systems, so that apart from the actual failure resiliency you could upgrade one, then cut over to another. If you actually had to do so outside of a planned reactor downtime, that is.

If the reactor is cold you can even rip out the entire control system and bring in fresh hardware and software if necessary.

And the stuff that deals with what's outside the dome is roughly similar to what other process industries are using (non-nuclear power plants, refineries, etc.), are probably implemented the more or less same way, and will likely have the same life cycle management.

Stoneshop

Re: OS Looks Like

There were some Philips touchscreen CRTs that had a foil over the screen front. It had a mesh structure that you could distinctly feel, with a raster size of about a mm. A serial port was used for touch data.

Some displays for the HP150 used a rather coarse IR grid in front of the CRT, with LEDs and IR photodiodes fitted in the bezel. You could select without even touching the actual screen.

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where any given hardware node is as expendable as the next

Not true for POS systems, which are almost always tied to a specific location due to peripherals that are tied to a specific location if not bolted in place.

The best you can hope for is that problems are solvable with re-imaging, else it's screwdriver time.

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To kill something, you just needed to touch it.

I know users that have that capability. Even without touch screens.

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WTF?

Re: web browsers are hugely complex systems

Let's not exaggerate. A web browser install file is a hundred and some megabytes, an OS install is a DVD or three

Now it's you who's exaggerating. An OS install that just needs to boot up into a GUI, run a browser and some other bits and bobs like drivers for the payment gear, and trimmed to the specific hardware it's going to run on should easily fit on a single CD.

El Reg tries – and fails – to get its talons on a Brexit tea towel

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Re: Got Brexit done?

Jacob Rees Mogg could head-up the steering committee!

If they have any sense the steers would strongly object.

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Facepalm

The commemorative 50p coin

It's your own bloody Oxford comma, not one you had to import from the continent (which, until now, you wouldn't have had to pay duties on anyway, only postage)

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Pirate

Deliveries of the collection (which also includes a lapel pin, a mug

Whose?

Bozo himself? Tempting.

Rees-Mogg? Doesn't need dry-pressing, a plus.

Cunnings?

In case you wanna launch your boss into the Sun, good news: Earth's largest solar telescope just checked and, yeah, it's still pretty fiery

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coronal discharges

Unless you're drinking a lot of Mexican beer you may want to have that looked at by your doctor.

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Re: Reg units

Belgium is metric; for those regions still using imperial you'd probably use Texas or Alaska. Wales and DRC are just magnitude modifiers for Belgium and thus allowed, though I'm not sure what the status of Wales as a measurement is going to be after tomorrow. Is it covered in the WA?

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Joke

Re: Reg units

Also, what would the expressions "Ten-gallon hat" and "All hat and no cattle" turn into? "Ten-gallon snowboots" and "All sno-track and no meese"?

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Boffin

There's no need for such a set of half-baked "Alaska" units...

Quite.

Because there's the DRC unit of area; with its 0.88 kiloWales it's the right magnitude already.

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Boffin

Re: Reg units

half an Alaska then? Or would that be a quarter Alaska?

Alaska is 82.68 Wales (0.7298 DRC), Texas is a mere 33.51 Wales (0.2958 DRC), so Alaska is 2.467 Texas.

Star wreck: There's a 1 in 20 chance a NASA telescope and US military satellite will smash into each other today

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Pint

capable of stabilising gravity.

It's mostly working alright, but it's clearly insufficiently powerful to penetrate the shielding that the roof of a pub provides.

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Boffin

Re: Expensive junk worth collecting

it would be useful to collect it so that you can recycle it up there, which should be cheaper than launching new bits.

That might work if what you've been sending up amounts to Meccano and electronic building blocks, so that a modest workshop like what you might fit in a Space Shuttle, could assemble a working satellite out of recycled, refurbished space scraps.

Plus at some point you do need a human crew to deal with the bits that robots just can't. Also new fuel or RTGs and, for several projects, liquid helium.

Never mind the Shuttle, what you actually need is a space-rated Proper Backyard Shed, with matching Proto-Boffin. Though what comes out might not be just another satellite.

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Headmaster

Re: it would be like a car hitting a shopping cart

What's the speed limit for a shopping cart?

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Paging the Jawa....

They're building new ones in India, but I doubt it can reach orbit. The Czech ones definitely can't.

Over a thousand electronic gizmos went missing from London councils last year

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So in Lambeth council

the number of devices lost was over 10% of the workforce headcount, while Lewisham probably had their laptops and tablets locked in a filing cabinet in a disused lavatory, leopard, stairs, etc., sending out their staff with clipboards, paper and biros.

Help! I'm trapped on Schrodinger's runaway train! Or am I..?

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Childcatcher

Re: Enquiries

So I get emails from them in the app, with a notification going to my email address.

They moved away from Minitel?

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Re: French TV

Oh wait, a convenient duck tells me that it's Dutch

What duck was that? Mine, as well as my memory, tells me it's indeed French. It's been broadcast on Dutch TV for sure but only for a short while, six episodes a week for four months, so about 100 episodes out of the 500 that were made originally.

A fine host for a Raspberry Pi: The Register rakes a talon over the NexDock 2

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Use case

It does seem overpriced for what is essentially just a screen, keyboard with a built in battery. As others have pointed out you could pick up a refurbished Thinkpad or similar for less which would be more functional.

I can sort of see one particular use case that a common laptop won't satisfy, and that is when the Pi is wearing a Hat to drive some piece of hardware, and you regularly need to take that setup on the road. And instead of screen, keyboard and mouse you take this when you need to run it with a native display. The battery is a bit of 'eh, why not', as it might save faffing with power supplies for short runs, but I don't see it as a must-have.

There's something fishy going down in the computer lab

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Re: Lucky git

A program called crunge appeared which took a document and replaced random words with words that were somehow similar

One fine day, or rather night, in the late 1980's our secretary decided it would be fun to not only type the meeting minutes in WordPerfect as usual, but run its spill chucker over it and replace any word not in its dictionary with the first suggestion. This was a record library I was volunteering at, and as with any non-mainstream meeting minutes it was replete with domain-specific jargon. Which WP was totally unfamiliar with, resulting in predictable and often humorous large-scale mangling, and presented at the next meeting.

BOFH: You brought nothing to the party but a six-pack of regret

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Coat

"How to Speak Well English."

Wet and with lots of echo?

Flying taxis? That'll be AFTER you've launched light sabres and anti-gravity skateboards

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Boffin

Re: What we need are

Well that would make a spiffy replacement for an elevator if you run it slightly faster, with a second one next to it running at a little less, for those who want to go down, but travelling mostly concerns horizontal movement over various distances. Which means that you'd have to find a way to get gravity to act sideways instead of down for this to work. Also, to do so very locally, as I might be wanting to travel in the opposite direction that you're going.

Blackout Bug: Boeing 737 cockpit screens go blank if pilots land on specific runways

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Qantas QF32

"Analysis of the preliminary elements from the incident investigation shows that an oil fire in the HP/IP structure cavity may have caused the failure of the Intermediate Pressure Turbine (IPT) Disc.". That was in engine no.2, and after landing they had some problems shutting down engine no.1, so there appears to have been some damage to its control system

The one with the total hydraulic failure was United 232, a DC10, where an uncontained stage 1 fan disc failure severed all three hydraulic circuits.

Thought 5G marketing was bad? Cable industry sticks with ridiculous 10G branding as another year rolls around

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Coat

Re: Stop this nonsense.....

Just turn the marketing up to 11

Greetings from the future where it's all pole-dancing robots and Pokemon passports

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Mushroom

Re: Greetings From the Future

nothing Oz does will have any measurable effect.

Oh really?

Also, even when yours is a minor contribution there's no fucking reason to just leave things as they are.

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Trollface

Re: Dot Matrix printer?

The True Hipster will be printing using a daisy wheel, Even Truer Hipsters will use an IBM 1053 Selectric, and the Very Truest Hipster sends their output to a paper tape puncher and from there into a Friden Flexowriter.

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Facepalm

Re: pole-dancing robots

They already do, hence the idiotic proposals for breakable encryption that keep popping up.

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I suggest you get a cheap flip-phone

Just an ordinary bar-phone OK? Symbian S40.