* Posts by Robert Carnegie

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Errors logged as 'nut loose on the keyboard' were – ahem – not a hardware problem

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Re: Aaaaargh!

Burglars may be speeding. Usually in the police car chases on TV, the people being chased have done something naughty first.

Europol warns ChatGPT already helping folks commit crimes

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Surely

- people must still read "A Logic Named Joe"?

Why, only - um - seven years ago, The Register acknowledged its... seventieth anniversary.

https://www.theregister.com/2016/03/19/a_logic_named_joe/

Joe is a helpful little robot. The only problem is that he is too helpful to the wrong people. Joe learns a valuable lesson!

Actually it's not very like that at all. But I'd like it to be.

When it comes to database security it's down to people, not tech fixes, to save the day

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Re: Kaspersky's People Problem

Western Digital will do that in hardware if you don't have a backup, and if you do have a backup, then you'll be OK.

CISA unleashes Untitled Goose Tool to honk at danger in Microsoft's cloud

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I don't understand

So do we need to install preransomware now, or to block it? This job gets harder every day. ;-)

For whom the bell polls: Twitter voting is for Blue users only now

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Re: what a twat

I'm not sure how far I should take this, but an anagram of his name is Noel Skum.

But it's not fair to make a joke of someone's name - it can even be racial abuse.

But in this case, it's hard to resist.

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Re: I can see the value...

But can everyone in the world who wants to be heard, or to hear, find $8 a month for Elon Musk?

First-known interstellar Solar System visitor 'Oumuamua a comet in disguise – research

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The hydrogen must be coming out of the comet in order to propel it. Hydrogen goes this direction, the rest of the comet goes that direction. It can't be held in.

Are you ready to go all-in, head-first, on a laptop? ASUS's Zenbook Pro 16X asks for that commitment

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Re: How much RAM?

Maybe this time it's under that pop-up keyboard?

Russian developers blocked from contributing to FOSS tools

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Whatever the moral arguments, the law is the law. Also, Russia has some mean malware authors.

Google suspends top Chinese shopping app Pinduoduo

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Re: Doesn't make sense ...

Possibly Pinduoduo did create the malware versions (government spying versions?) seen elsewhere and also tried to submit a malware version into Google Play. Let's suppose that Google blocked that - however, it would be reasonable to expect Pinduoduo to try again and again to release another malware version into Google Play, and they could eventually succeed. So instead, uninvite them, first. This is only my speculative hypothesis, and not knowledge.

Privacy fail: Pictures cropped, redacted by Google Pixel phones can be recovered

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Re: Accidental save?

It is likely - but check. As I read it, the not-deleted data is not a valid part of the PNG file format. It is like this:

Here is an example of a longer sentence.

Here is a shorter sentence.ger sentence.

When you open a PNG file normally, it reads data until the full stop i.e. "Here is a shorter sentence." (This is a metaphor, and also I don't know for sure.) But the other data is still in the file, and it's technically possible to decode it. However, a normal PNG file viewer will ignore the extra data. I think. And if you save, or compress the file, not on Android 10 and 11, then the new saved file will end at the first full stop.

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Re: Really??

Overwriting part of the data in a file isn't unusual. For instance a database:

John

Paul

Geogre

Ringo

The third row of data is incorrect, and it would be reasonable to overwrite "Geogre" with "George", without removing Ringo from the file obviously.

Companies can't shut you up using severance pay, at least in the US

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Re: Deemed employees

"New Labour" isn't interested in unions. I'd sort of like them to change the party name. Probably to "Lawyers for" something. "Lawyers for Legitimate Interests", whatever those are. All I know is that web sites have them, and if they have more than three of them then I turn them all off as they're obviously joking.

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Re: Presumably

I think it means "employee" not "employer". One letter slipped?

PC tech turns doctor to diagnose PC's constant crashes as a case of arthritis

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Re: Don't get me started...

I looked this up once. What I found is that "burglar" is a very old word, but at one time, I think close to the end of the 19th century, the U.K. started saying "burgle" and the U.S. said "burglarize" for what a burglar does. Before that, I suppose it was just called stealing.

New IT boss decided to 'audit everything you guys are doing wrong'. Which went wrong

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Re: Sometimes people being stingy with the cash works in your favour

Did you softly and suddenly vanish away, and never be met with again? :-)

(Go ask Alice...)

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"Hard hats will be worn 100% of the time"

Maybe you explained the suggestion before but I believe that the "malicious compliance" describe has happened in such a case... maybe here in "On Call", but it doesn't quite fit.

"Malicious compliance" means doing what you were told to do when you know it's going to go wrong.

Possibly in the original story, the optimistic auditor went ahead because the client said go ahead.

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The college in question may be one where students live away from home. If something bad happens to a student, their public home address is the college itself, and the college principal is stand-in for their parent. And may be responsible for communicating with actual parents.

For instance, bad things happened quite often to students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. So it's like that.

Sick of smudges on your car's enormo touchscreen? GM patents potential cure

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Re: Fluorescence

Don't worry, the UV-C radiation is deadly anyway. But you go blind first. (I think the device is meant to operate when no one is in the car.)

UV also doesn't pass through glass, I think.

America: AI artwork is not authored by humans, so can't be protected by copyright

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Re: Good!

The first problem with your idea is that murdering copyright owners becomes a good business plan for would-be competitors. If they get caught... for that matter, if copyright holder A dies in suspicious circumstances, you would blame their main competitor, B, but it could be actuallly that C did it just to get B into trouble. I won't go on to other flaws...

Also, as a graphic novel, it is usual in that creative business for someone to write a script, or a plot, in words, which then an artist interprets in graphic form. The script can look like a film script. A plot is less detailed and the artist has more scope for free interpretation. Artists are not necessarily good writers, and vice versa. And they say that a picture is worth a thousand words... so, if the thousand words are there, then isn't the picture composed from those words, a derivative work, so that if there is copyright in the words, there also is copyright in the picture?

Petaflops help scientists understand why some COVID-19 variants are more contagious

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I'm not a biologist, but I think there was some reporting that the omicron variant of SARS-CoV-2 had "learned" to infect the upper respiratory tract, or something like that. I'm not swearing to this. This meant that less of critical physical damage was done in the lungs - I suppose that your immune system would be fighting the virus before it entered the lungs, whereas a big part of the harm done is your immune system fighting a war against the virus when it is entrenched, so to speak, in the lungs. Your body is the battlefield, and it gets hurt. There also was an idea that the infection being in the upper respiratory tract means that more of the virus particles get blown out on your breath.

A virus doesn't care if you live or die, it just "wants" to reproduce. Being too deadly isn't good for that: as infected people die, the virus dies. So there's a trend for a virus to kill fewer and fewer of its victims. But in the case of omicron, although it does continue to kill people, I think we were "lucky" that it accidentally chose to infect us in a different way - if any of what I've said is what actually happened.

Kremlin claims Ukraine hackers behind fake missile strike alerts

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It's fascism, son. Why do people like it? Because the Leader is For You and is Against Those Not Like You. So don't worry! The Leader is For You! ...as long as You are for The Leader, of course.

See also "religion".

VMware, Windows 11 shafted by Windows Server 2022

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Do I want to ask how you power off a VM ...

More victims of fake crypto investor scam speak to The Register

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Some of these stories sound like (1) tales of "The Saint" (Roger Moore granted eternal life in re-runs) and (2) putting the "adventure" into "venture capitalism". And (3) "romance fraud" but when what you love is money.

Back to (1), don't trust foreigners, will stop a lot of this from happening. If Brexit is for anything at all, surely it is for the right to be left alone. ...What?

Namecheap admits 'unauthorized emails' pwning its customers

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Re: Whose account?

"the platform used to send an email to 50 percent of the world's email addresses"

I wouldn't boast about that. It sounds like a Major Incident.

Behold Big Tech's mightiest new innovations: Minecraft Crocs, recycled cubicles

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Re: Cube

I think you're describing some kind of "really" soundproofed "pod". "The Cube", as far as I can tell, is just cubicles again, and they don't come with a roof although there are Dilbert cartoons about roof & cubicle - roofing with walls from other cubicles - in 1993 and again in 1998.

I liked the sound of an office pod where you could go and just hide. Maybe there was more to the concept than I understood.

As for curves, the "womb" metaphor was also used in Dilbert in 1998. A womb with(out) a view...

Marketing company chases Twitter for $7,000 over 'swag gift box for Elon'

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Re: Does Elon live off whisky cocktails and cheese?

In space, no one can smell your socks.

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"Almond milk"

Cases exist, but most of the ... Bing (this is at work) image results from searching for "almond milk" show rectangular cartons that are not labelled with the word "milk", but that do carry the word "almond". And in one case, "milked almonds". Though what appears to be the manufacturer's own web site - maybe - then does describe it as "almond milk".

Prepare to be shocked: Employees hate this One Weird Clause

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Re: The beatings will continue...

I'm not a lawyer, but I think legally you're not "redundant" if the employer wants to keep you working there or to replace you with someone else to do the work.

Or maybe now you are... there was that thing where P & O ships fired everybody then offered them less pay to keep working, and the UK government said "how dreadful, what a pity, and what a good idea" and I gathered somewhere that they would or they have made it legal. "Taking back control", I suppose. P & O were able to do it because the company is based in Atlantis, outside any territorial waters.

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Re: How long is contract valid for?

If you're asking how is it enforced, I think the previous employer sues you for their money back, or for damages. But it may be not worth fighting over on both sides. To be clear, I'm not a lawyer!

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Re: Too broad: You can't work in IT for 2 years.

May I say discretionary? I think I'm a careful and considerate bicyclist, and if I interpret rules creatively, it is for the general good. Really. I don't want to criticise other cyclists that I've seen but... I could.

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Re: foreign law

So you meant to say utterly unforceable? ;-)

Sysadmin infected bank with 'alien virus' that sucked CPUs dry

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In settings such as "The Invaders", those people probably are aliens themselves. A lot of us are, you know... v'ir fnvq gbb zhpu. :-)

CES Worst in Show slams gummi gouging, money-wasting mugs, and other dubious kit

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Re: Hard of understanding... $250 Wireless headphones

I think we are to understand that putting a display screen on your ear is a lot of what makes it "worst product".

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Re: Move over Tesla AutoPilot - there is a new kid in town

This is presumably for going outdoors with the kid in the stroller, possibly sleeping, possibly just twiddling their fingers. Restful noises are appropriate. On the other hand, bells and whistles can be fun.

Also if it follows the adult around, I don't have a kid and I want this product for groceries. Trigger warning - I think it was Andy Hamilton on ISIHAC who alternatively completed a supermarket slogan, "Everything you want from a store and a little..." "dwarf who carries your shopping." At the time I didn't remember that he himself is far from tall.

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Re: “Vitamania”

This week's BBC "Life Scientific" interview was with a bloke who went from identifying mystery meat in supermarket meals, to detecting leaves in some supplies of culinary oregano that are not, in fact, leaves of oregano. You get some oregano and some other stuff in it. On the question of who is responsible for such surprises, he said "Criminals". Understand what the problem is, then address it.

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Joke

Re: celebratory insulated coffee cups

Was the director's thumb over the famous "HOT CONTENTS" warning label? :-)

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Young James Watt had a kettle with a lid opened by steam I think. Perhaps not strictly an engine. ;-)

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Re: Missed headline opportunity...

I mentally placed the digital toilet puck product in the men's urinal, where it would not often show a positive pregnancy test. Drugs are perhaps another matter.

I read somewhere that many recent "electronic" pregnancy tests are just doing a cheap "paper" pregnancy test inside and then using a light sensor to detect the state of the paper and to light up "Congratulations!" on the LCD display or play "Rock A Bye Baby" on a little buzzer.

Cleaner ignored 'do not use tap' sign, destroyed phone systems ... and the entire building

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Re: Windows

Designed for the "Big Bang" maybe??

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Re: Water and IT

Nelson Mandela is a notable South African.

Oh, no: The electric cars at CES are getting all emotional

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Re: fratzonic chambered exhaust

Call me ableist but I am not convinced that accommodating the blind road user minority first is the right choice.

I see it as a scheme of carbon-burning vehicles against the electric ones, much like previous or possible current laws in the U.S. that required margarine to be as unpleasant as could be enforced vs. butter. This seems needless as you would suppose that real margarine is sufficiently unpleasant anyway.

Instead, a car should toot the horn if a human or a car looks like crossing into the path of travel. If it does not toot, then it probably is out to get you, and in that case probably it will get you, regardless.

Also there are bicycles that are just as capable of maiming or killing a pedestrian, even not on purpose. The difference is that bicycles should dingaling instead of tooting. I myself am a dingaling cyclist.

An IT emergency during a festive visit to the in-laws? So sorry, everyone, I need to step out for a while

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Re: Your probem is not my emergency

Do you blame an employee for something they didn't do?

Specifically, they didn't put a new backup tape in on Friday afternoon!

;-)

Server broke because it was invisibly designed to break

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Re: If you have one, you have none

I just read an article about companies planning to run small pilotless cargo aeroplanes - but they're not allowed to yet.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-63595481

Drones may be allowed on set routes, such as in this case to (or from?) the Isle of Wight, just offshore from England.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-58672437

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Re: The Interlock and Health and Safety

Use the lift?

I don't remember rules here but I think that a tray to carry with one hand is all right for stairs, you can still use the hand rail to support yourself. If you drop the tea tray anyway... that's messy but mendable.

I have a tray of small size; a design also exists where a platform is hung below a carrying handle.

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Ah neck ties... I thought you meant cable ties.

openSUSE Tumbleweed team changes its mind about x86-64-v2

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Re: Sensible

As far as I know, Apple doesn't publish an end of support date for iThings, so your old iPad may get a security update for the next discovered flaw that affects old and new devices, or it may not. I would like to know. But they don't say.

Here is an article...

https://nerdschalk.com/iphone-7-support-end-date/

...that admits to being "just educated guesses".

Reading between the lines myself, the prudent thing to do is to upgrade when your device won't run the latest iOS, or to use the device very, very carefully. That may mean upgrading your main device anyway, and keeping the old one as a spare. Or, looking for a trade-in offer, but it may be too late for that.

Conceivably, the extension of support depends on whether some large customers of Apple are willing to pay for that, as well as whether Apple is willing to provide it.

I suppose too that advertising the date of end of support may embolden hackers to devise their bugs and save them up until the point in time when bugs aren't going to be fixed on older devices.

In the opposite direction of policy, don't Chromebooks have a built-in end of life date, regardless of whether the hardware is working or isn't?

Programming error created billion-dollar mistake that made the coder ... a hero?

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Re: Worst code I ever saw...

It's likely that the other guy's code is in a rocket that did the big firework thing, so no evidence :-)

Examples that we do seem to know about, probably all of us, include "wrong arithmetic sign, tried to fly down instead of up" and "failed to convert metric and imperial measurements".

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Re: Worst code I ever saw...

It may be better to use a descriptive comment at start and end of a block instead of: # END if (a -eq b )

In case you have to change the start bit to something else instead of: if ( a -eq b )

Or even change the start of a different block to be: if ( a -eq b )

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Re: Worst code I ever saw...

"AutoHotkey" is free software for Windows whose features include macro substitution on the fly. I don't have it to hand today but I think you could set it up so you type .eq. and see = and so forth.