Posts by Robert Carnegie 4557 publicly visible posts • joined 30 Sep 2009
According to "Marvel Comics Civil War 2", Hawkeye the Avenging Archer was put in superhero jail like that BEFORE his trial for shooting (with an arrow, a special one obviously) The Incredible Hulk. So, that happens. On the other hand, anyone who really wanted to talk to Hawkeye just visited him in his cell, by hypnotising 100 prison guards or walking through the walls or whatever. So it isn't the greatest example.
systemd'oh! DNS lib underscore bug bites everyone's favorite init tool, blanks Netflix
I don't get it. Apparently the bug comes when "international" (non-Western) DNS support is used, it probably includes emojis as well as underscore?... Underscore is perhaps the punctuation for waiting to reveal who won this week on "America's Got Dancing Pets" because it is longer than the usual "...".
All mammals exhale water vapour. (Pretty sure.)
I'm extremely rarely exposed to "e-cigarettes" considering the number of shops around selling the means. I consider it a regrettable form of addiction, but, obviously, not the worst around. And I worry whether it is really adequately regulated for users' safety. But if I don't mind people doing it out of my near breathing range, perhaps I also shouldn't mind if it kills them.
I remember one of the short novels for children about the brilliant detective Agaton Sax, who usually used to be called in to help Scotland Yard. To foil a plot to steal money being transported by train, Agaton Sax got the Bank of England to print fake banknotes that were Identical in every respect to real ones, which were to be stolen. Only afterwards did the flaw in this method occur to him. They -were- real ones, and the Bank of England had issued them.
We had that in dBase. I've seen people in the 21st century talking about "soft delete". In dBase, you could delete a row (record) from the data table (file), then change your mind and "undelete" it. You could even browse through the data with all the deleted data visible. I think the command to really delete it is "pack". And then it still probably was liable to be left on the disk, in space uncommitted from file use. But I think we also wrote a sub-routine to replace all the fields with blank space, to erase one record - or maybe it was a built-in command of "REPLACE BLANK". Then you'd delete it, maybe.
Any country which expects to initiate and/or be sole survivor of the War Of Mutual Assured Destruction (WOMAD - although the name is a clue) will want to have its own GPS system, both for use -in- the war, and afterwards when it's the only one left. Thus, the U.S., Russia, China, and, um, France. (The rockets are French named. Do the math. Yes, I know Galileo was Italian, but do you think - ) Or call it Eurovision - then Australia gets to enter.
I wondered if enough Galileo satellites would be behind the Earth's shadow in a Carrington Event or a Gamma Ray Burst to keep the system working when they reappeared. Upon checking - they fly at very roughly 4 Earth radiuses altitude, so the answer to the question is "probably not". I haven't investigated the other systems.
"Humans don't tend to be defective in Amazon Mechanical Turk [job market]"
If anyone has used that service, is this what they meant to say about it, and also, is it true?
The original "Mechanical Turk" robot was deceptive, which may be the intended word - there was a man inside to work the machinery. To play chess, which is quite a feat. Possibly we all know that story.
Maybe the e-mail provided isn't a friend's. complanits.departement@microsoft.com for instance.
And presumably the offer is from an apparently trusted source. If Microsoft bought me a pizza I'd check for broken glass in it - I wouldn't eat it anyway but it would affect which recycling bucket I'd put it in.
Agreed, the solution is to play sufficient recorded plops, splashes, gurgles and guffs that the ones that you make yourselves go unnoticed.
Years ago wasn't there a new thing in Japanese electronic toileting, of playing the sound of a waterfall, likewise as covering noise rather than encouragement although it works for that as well.
I thought it was reported here... photographing the Eiffel Tower is now out of copyright; however, the lights on the Eiffel Tower at night are a legally protected copyright artwork. Sticking Santa Claus on top doesn't alter that, but you may be able to claim a parody defence. Unless they put a Santa on the real tower first.
The regulations appear basically to prevent AR games from being set in public park areas at all unless a game company very much wants to go to that place. And that seems to me to be quite a good solution. The game would simply have to avoid putting any game resources in the park geography (probably including other game players).
On the other hand, there are worse places to play these games in - such as public streets.
"I personally don't care about my "privacy". I have nothing to hide."
Except that you're clearly a squakker. And we don't put up with behaviour like yours in this day and age. So watch out sonny, me and the boys will catch up with you one of these days. Probably on Wardour Street, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.
Detective Inspector R Carnegie (no not really but weren't you starting to worry?)
(Is Wardour Street particularly interesting? I don't actually know.)
A modern "photocopier" is basically a computer scanner with attached printer, and it can probably recognise seditious material, either now or soon. And that will include Up The Workers and Black Lives Matter. It also probably has Wi-Fi built-in and it probably will use that to alert the police.
If instead you want to do your subversion of state power with a hand-built printing press, that's vastly more complicated to build than if you're just campaigning by using the printer at work or by posting videos on Google - which will get you caught pretty quick. Of course there's Wikipedia and How It Works to consult - oh, but they're surveilled too. As are 3-D printers to manufacture an unlicensed press, probably. Certainly now that I've suggested it.
Actual terrorism is sufficiently exciting to be involved in that you probably can persuade a few suckers face to face to join in with you, but it doesn't achieve political change, which is what the establishment really fears. The establishment itself is very well guarded (an MP or a Congresswoman is not "the establishment": it doesn't mind losing a few of those). And having people frightened into giving up their liberty in exchange for apparent security is worth losing some civilians and pretending to care about them.
Revolution requires radicalising the unradical, and in 2017 with control of digital media (as presumably in China) that can be prevented. Handing out your political message on cassette tapes today is ludicrous, and if you print handbills or a secret newspaper then the printer puts the date, time, and probably place of printing on every pages in nearly-invisible ink (pale yellow). And by now it probably also reads the thing you're copying and phones the government if it's naughty. So, yes, you can disguise all your plans as fruit cake recipes, but then you have to hand them out to the public and as far as they know it -is- a cake recipe. Maybe that's why "Great British BakeOff" is suspiciously popular......is that what they're up to? :-)
What were you doing in a coom?
https://lewstringer.blogspot.co.uk/ if I've got that right - search for (Blimey! blog) if not - is interested in antique comics (of the funnies on paper sort) as well as the latest doings of Superman and Beryl the Peril (usually in different books). The older material can be extremely off-colour. For that matter, the acknowledged original comic strip is "The Yellow Kid".
Racially insensitive humour apparently considered unremarkable runs up to [The Goodies] in the 1970s, as well as BBC radio productions that are currently being repeated, sometimes with trigger warnings from the continuity voice. A 1960s radio sketch in [Play It Cool] that I heard yesterday featured a businessman's neglected wife throwing brown custard at him and then jeering at the "chocolate coloured tycoon". That's not the worst but I expect it comes as a jolt if it's aimed at you.
Went to GP, the receptionist said phone for an appointment tomorrow, I said *tht's g'ng t' b' d'ff'c'lt d'n't y' th'nk*"
(Not blaming them, but this actually happened)
By then I had already spent £££ on online chat with some ask-a-professional web site; that doctor wanted me to consider an antibiotic but that isn't how you get those.
I thought A & E probably don't want to talk to someone who lost their voice.
If bombs and guns were made useless somehow then the terrorists wouldn't use those either, and maybe would be stuck with writing rude words on walls in public places. So there is a bit of an argument, that depriving the enemy of a tool is a good idea. So let me know if the enemy ever gets better at killing people than, say, everyday road traffic does.
Yeah, the latest London attack didn't use guns or bombs, presumably because the naughty men didn't have them. They were wearing pretend bombs that they may have believed to be real ones. I don't want to tell naughty men their own business, but outrages in Paris show that with guns and bombs and a personal death wish you can kill a lot more people than just with knives.
They've done the "taking away devices", but now the list of people dangerous to the government is "everyone, including you".
Although, apparently ringing up MI5 and saying "My neighbour / brother / son is a religious extremist" doesn't get anything done (otherwise it would be a great way to prank your neighbour / brother / son). In fact, nationally broadcasting a reality TV show called "The Jihadi Next Door" about that person doesn't get anything done.
So it looks like the solution has to be to stop "knife crime prevention" of the knife-prevention kind and everybody go out tooled up. Make it an even fight. In fact I know how to kill someone with a credit card. Put them on hold on the premium line to the call centre and play Vivaldi Four Seasons at them for 99 minutes.
Apparently 40 million Iranians are using software called "Telegram".
As a trade union member with a quantum of sympathy for differently gendered and differently coloured people, I don't want governments having the means to browse through any of our private business. Tell that to former MP David Cameron and to his former PA.
I assume everything else that happened in "the JBOSS community", including apparently everyone else sitting back and letting Scott steal credit without comment (it's possible perhaps that third parties discreetly e-mailed Scott to say "Dude, no", but since that didn't work, a time comes for "public" criticism.
Even if "My First Guide to JBOSS" was a ragged bundle of ill-informed fallacies, rewriting ought to be undertaken with credit given and ideally with consent as well.
...Unless that "My Guide" itself was, or appeared to be, largely swiped from someone else's material. Including, and I might have gone about it this way, a work that's an anthology of everyone's forum posts. And if two people go about producing a document that way, they will present the same material, including the same errors.
But why am I not taking the story at face value? I have no reason to distrust. But there is often more than one side.
Incidentally: I just signed up to https://dba.stackexchange.com/ mainly to ask certain questions - one of which, I first searched for previous applicable posts, twice; found something that said "Read this 'white paper' document" - so I did - and then next one - and decided I now don't need to ask about that. Although it might have saved my time to do that - but used up other people's.
So, good documentation is good. (However, I sent a couple of document revisions to Microsoft... no, wait, I didn't, it wouldn't send it. I'll try later in a different web browser.)
Windows 7 is a current, supported product. Using it is fine. Windows 10 has automatic updating - which by default reboots when it likes and takes you work with it (unless, probably, you use Microsoft Cloudy Office 355 - so, not a flaw, a sales opportunity) - but an enterprise will take control of updating the endpoints anyway. Look at how many Star Trek episodes have the Enterprise's computer taken over by an alien force, or just becoming delusional on its own. (Both Kirk and Picard had to deal with each of these things happening, a lot.) Learn from this and install legitimate updates in phases - make proper use of your phaser.
I don't remember whether in fact Nancy Reagan had a lot of plastic surgery, but a second wife has to work harder. I believe I recall a "Spitting Image" sketch where Ronnie was surprised when Nancy walked in with apparently two sets of front side ladybumps; she explained the lower ones were her knees, brought up along with everything else presumably but don't think about it.
As an early work, Charlie Brooker made a web site called "TV Go Home" of fictional TV guide listings of increasingly awful programme ideas. Then entirely too many of them got made, but usually without credit.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TVGoHome
Find out what update is liable to be installed and whether you want it to be. It says they aren't distributing this one any more, but that may not help when you've already downloaded the file.
Presumably if the bad software killed every machine it touches then they wouldn't have released it... but it may be Russian Roulette.
Apparently Donald Trump doesn't drink: this is him sober. A sobering thought.
I believe he isn't quite as stupid as he seems - not far off though, but a bit more cunning than you think he is. That's how he survived in business (except when he didn't) and got to where he is now.
Is he up to his job? Well, Republicans apparently like very stupid presidents. The list is long. But if he's really crossed Mossad, that can be a bit fatal.
Presidents in general seem to like a vice-president who is a far worse proposition, and who willingly goes along with creating this impression; in this case Mike "Handmaid's Tale" Pence. But I think he may be insufficiently awful to save Trump's tamales.
They may have been caught but they had a bloody good time first. Except for the wine that they hadn't drunk yet.
As the poet declares:
There was a young fellow named Sidney,
Who drank 'til he ruined his kidney;
It shriveled and shrank
While he sat there and drank,
But he had a good time of it, didney?
Change it to "a fellow FROM Sydney" and we are about there.
http://www.montypython.net/scripts/austwine.php
"its taste, and its lingering afterburn"
A Linux desktop has things to click on. If necessary, the hacker can select text characters elsewhere on the screen, one at a time, and copy-and-paste text commands, like composing a ransom note from cut newspaper.
Have we decided that they can't crack this wireless keyboard anyway, or, has someone else done that so that credit can't be claimed? The victim probably has this keyboard as well as this mouse, and they're probably sharing one USB plug-in adapter.
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