* Posts by Robert Carnegie

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Japan’s COVID-19 contact-tracing app hasn't warned users of encounters with carriers since September

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As far as I remember

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Survivors_(1975_TV_series)

started with a title montage including an airport scene as "The Death" was "carried" around the world. Described as killing 4999 in 5000 but I don't know who was left to count.

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Re: Are they supposed to Work?

I have an iPhone 7 and the Scottish contact app. iOS lets me view a log which shows when it's downloaded a list of exposure notifications, and that is about 5 times in 24 hours. So I suppose that if a contact reports a positive test in their app, then my app tells me that up to 5 hours later. Their app doesn't meanwhile shout out "Unclean, unclean" every sixty seconds, because if they do what they should then they should be self isolated, and if they aren't, then they probably leave their phone behind anyway.

My bad! So you're saying that redacting an on-screen PDF with Tipp-Ex won't work?

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Joke

Pareidolia

Isn't a word, it just looks like one.

(Namely: Parabola.)

The Linux box that runs the exec carpark gate is down! A chance for PostgreSQL Man to show his quality

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Re: Execu-barge

Speed humps are put in when a road is not safe to drive at 30 mph whatever you think. Or: safe for you driving, but not safe for pedestrians and cyclists trying to use the road too, when you do. Including children.

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Re: The weakest link

Depending on when: Instructions on screen, and a Polaroid camera? Awkward I suppose that the picture takes time to develop, but, still...

UK Test and Trace chief Dido Harding tries to convince MPs that £14m for canned mobile app was money well spent

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Well, there's this.

https://developer.apple.com/documentation/exposurenotification

"iOS 13.7 introduces a new method of calculating the user’s Exposure Risk Value, described in ENExposureConfiguration. Apps can implement this new method, or continue to use the calculation method introduced in earlier versions of iOS. To choose your app’s approach, add an entry to your app’s Info.plist file with a key of ENAPIVersion. To use the new approach, specify a value of 2. To use the original approach, specify a value of 1."

iOS 13.7 was released in September 2020 (current version is 14.4), and, as described, the way that an "Exposure Risk Value" was calculated was (optionally) altered. So that may be where Britain helped!

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Re: F35s

I don't know what weight an F35 can carry, but a sufficiently large clue for this mission target would probably keep it on the ground.

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Although

The tea went cold...

I was targeted by North Korean 0-day hackers using a Visual Studio project, vuln hunter tells El Reg

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Re: White space on pages

Ah, but today I'm seeing comment, then thick-ish horizontal black line, then an advertisement, then another black line, and more comments. I think that's a new change.

Comment to comment, no solid lines. Just the grey background and white background alternately.

Without adverts, how much would we be paying for The Register?

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Re: White space on pages

No, between people's comments. After you finish typing, but I'm a bit worried using multiple sentences that I may suffer a commercial break inserted in the gap. I might have to stop using double spaces. Or single spaces.

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How confident are we that "The Register" comments can't be used to hack us on these subjects? People who think they know about risks... and really we don't know James Willy.

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Re: If you see the whitespace on the site, it's probably because you're blocking an ad.

There's an ad in -your- box, or, there was when I replied to it.

Virtual cycling service bans riders for doping – doping their data, that is

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Re: cycling news

I keep thinking I should get one of those for commuting.

My local bike shop would be dismayed to see it: so I must read up on concealed designs :-)

How do you save an ailing sales pitch? Just burn down the client's office with their own whiteboard

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Re: Taiwan

Have I got this right (ish ish), in absolute terms the cable is rated for power not for current... specifically for heat in the cable itself. And for insulation etc.

British mains cords kit have fuses in all the plugs, so all that happened when I used a 240 V, 5 A, extension to run an electric fan heater at 1 kW (4 A)... then one of my sisters, not well briefed, turned the heater up to 2 kW... is that the 5 A fuse in the extension's wall plug popped after a few seconds.

Satya Nadella spoke with Australian PM about opportunities created by pay-for-news-plan. Zuck called the Treasurer for a chat, too

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Extend the design of robots.txt to include link pricing? If no pay, go away.

Despite Wikipedia having an article on "Robots exclusion standard", I am not quite sure that it is.

European Commission redacts AstraZeneca vaccine contract – but forgets to wipe the bookmarks tab

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Re: And the EU still can't understand why the UK left.

The Boris Bug is a world beater though!

Apple emits emergency iOS security updates while warning holes may have been exploited in wild by hackers

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Re: Once.....

Here goes anyway. I'm not an expert, but, iPhone 6, doesn't run the latest iOS but might get patched for this, if it doesn't then, yes, use it as a coaster. Also, look at the battery saver / power use setting. You'll remember - legal action is ingoing in Italy - that Apple were low-powering devices with older batteries through the OS to extend the life of the battery charge... also making them run slower than a new phone. And this was insufficiently publicised. Now the function is optional, so you need to turn it on to use it, I think.

Also, installing iOS in full is recommended, though I don't always do it on my 6s or 7 or whichever one I got to replace my 6. If you don't like iCloud, this involves installing iTunes, updating iTunes, connecting your phone to the PC, backing up, then letting iTunes download about 3GB plus of update then install it on the phone. Both of the last two steps take a while - several hours to download for me. I don't know if that repeats for more than one phone you'd hope not.

I'm patching now; the patch for UK wasn't available when I read the story on Tuesday evening. If the patch isn't offered to you, then maybe it is time to retire the device. You can check existence on the phone and then do the iTunes thing to get it if you prefer, or just go to iTunes first if you're lax about the backups, which you and I should do anyway.

BeyondCorp Enterprise: Google's Chrome-shaped approach to 'cloud-native zero trust computing'

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Re: zero trust computing

I seem to be solicited for a management report about Garters. Hmm...

Reg reader's XXXbox oddity: The BBC4 topless thumbnail trauma whodunnit

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fugging

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Big Brother

"Sweaty masses"

Depending on which browser you're using, words like "naked", "nude", and "xxx" may trigger your corporate extension.

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Apparently you've forgotten about "Mary Beard's Shock of the Nude". And, yes, she posed.

Now, remember you are a gentleman.

Scottish enviro bods shrug off ransomware gang's extortion attempt as 4,000 files dumped online, saying it's nothing big

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They may mutilate your data before releasing it publicly. So all those scientific records for instance that prove the ozone layer hole... won't anymore.

Microsoft Edge goes homomorphic: Nobody will see your credentials... but you'll need to sign in to use it

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I see what it's called, but how does it work? How can it work? Does it ROT13 code all the data twice?

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My work password was six actually random letters and two numerals and would have been less if allowed... then the penetration testers got it. No it wasn't MODNAR00 (I think). I was invited to an interesting and reasonably civil chat with management.

Nothing new since the microwave: Let's get those home tech inventors cooking

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The spiralizer must be fairly new, there were cartoons about it in Private Eye which I've picked up for just a few years. Patients attending A& E with a spiralized hand, all twirly.

Loser Trump's last financial disclosure docs reveal Tim Cook gave him $5,999 Mac Pro, the 'first' made in Texas

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Re: ... bicycle messengers until a few years ago?

How was Donald Trump "using" bicycle messengers, exactly? It isn't specified.

I think that one of Douglas Adams's "Dirk Gently" novels mentions a fictional celebrity who regularly has live chickens (I think) delivered to his hotel room, of which (the chickens) no trace is seen afterwards.

Spoiler? Late in the book, we hear second hand from someone that the celebrity pays to discreetly and mysteriously take the chickens away again. The whole thing is an ongoing publicity stunt by the celebrity, who finds it advantageous to have a very weird reputation.

In 2021 it seems unduly hard on the chickens, but compared to how a lot of them live anyway, even "free range", is it much worse? There's room service.

A pub denied: One man's tale of festive frolics postponed by the curse of the On Call phone

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Either you or they are meant to say "for that was not his name" in these cases.

On one project that the Fates may have disliked from the start, I had a need to substitute human names with different human names, consistently. So I made a lookup table, and I made it (1) preservative of binary gender, (2) limited to common names, and (3) changing any name in the first half of the alphabet to the second half, and vice versa. So no one got their own name back.

The Fates, or management, objected that my system could give people with different original names, the same new name. At least I think that's what they didn't like... I don't remember if I tried to argue that some people have the same names anyway, or that confusing the data was the actual point of my activity. At length, the project quietly died; I was doing other things anyway.

Hollywood drone pilot admits he crashed gizmo into cop chopper, triggering emergency landing

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"A pharmacy had been burgled, and the officers who showed up had requested some eyes in the skies."

Excuse me, does that mean that the drone guy was a volunteer filming on behalf of the police? Or does it only refer to the police helicopter that he banged into?

Yes he pled guilty. Everyone in the United States has to plead guilty because of the consequences if you don't. It doesn't mean that you did it.

Linux developers get ready to wield the secateurs against elderly microprocessors

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Re: what is linux good for?

Let's see... smith is a metalworker, Smith is a name. That seems fruitful... fruit, one thinks of Apples...

Parler games: Social network for internet rejects sues Amazon Web Services for pulling plug on hosting

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Re: Surprisingly

They do have a bit of trouble "censoring" social multimedia... can breastfeeding be shown? How close does the child have to be to the breast? What if the "child" looks suspiciously like an adult?

It's not a special interest of mine but I think one of their "censors" was on BBC radio the other day talking about these nuances and the head-spinning rate of changes to policy in exactly this area.

And whenever content is posted, it also has to be censored.

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Re: Thank god

"the terrorists who burned down American cities for months"

Well you don't deserve to have any.

Theranos destroyed crucial subpoenaed SQL blood test database, can't unlock backups, prosecutors say

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Re: Why 'science'?

Another story elsewhere under "Technology": https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-55613452

"Stickers supposed to protect users against mobile-phone radiation have no effect, scientists have found."

Scientists! So it counts as science!

Pope Francis

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-55617851

is a Catholic. (Scientists find.)

Salesforce relieves Republican National Committee of its tools citing 'risk of politically incited violence' across the US

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We don't know what the RNC were using Salesforce product to do. Salesforce does, probably.

Apologies for the wait, we're overwhelmed. Yes, this is the hospital. You need to what?! Do a software licence audit?

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Re: Microfocus

Sell the rights to SARS-COV-2 to Microfocus, so no one can have it without a licence?

Never mind the sodding upgrade...

We should have specified to write SARS-COV-2 in Adobe Flash...

Brexit freezes 81,000 UK-registered .eu domains – and you've all got three months to get them back

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Re: I want a .EU domain...

A low lying area close to water (if that's anything to do with anything)...

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Re: holding address?

The last that I heard, keeping a UK bank account from EU Europe was going to be no go in most cases, with customers already warned that they'd be cut off. Something about needing to set up a separate "Yorkshire Bank" or whichever in each EU country where service was to continue.

I suppose if you are already with Santander then you can't complain.

Actually, you can't complain. https://www.santander.co.uk/personal/support/customer-support/brexit-and-santander-uk-plc

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Re: I want a .EU domain...

What about "Fog in Channel, Europe cut off"?

"Untraced" says https://www.barrypopik.com/index.php/new_york_city/entry/fog_in_channel/

Two wrongs don't make a right: They make a successful project sign-off

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Accidents happen. Sometimes expensive ones. And I don't think they're claiming that a delay in vaccination can be undone.

I hope that there isn't too much time lost by people attending the appointments which were cancelled. Apart from key health workers, the people currently being vaccinated don't have much on, being elderly or poorly.

I expect the vaccination site would like to have a surplus supply on site to avoid cancels, But as you say, it's a limited quantity available..

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Re: Can't be that bad? Really?

It could be cockup but I think these are all steps required before someone is let into a hospital in a white cost with Doctor printed on it. So that people like me with none of the qualifications don't do it for a prank. Look, it was just once, and almost no one died.

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Is this one of the reasons why certain vaccines of current interest are taking longer to be available than we'd like?

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Re: four legged tripod

If you call a dog's tail a leg, then how many legs?

I assume that's what you meant!

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Re: Grauniad fluffed it again.

Are these photos or is it rendered?

I'm not alone evidently in suspecting that DC Comics' villain "Gentleman Ghost" has got involved. He being (usually) a dead dandy highwayman with no visible head but a visible monocle and top hat, you are correct in inferring that it's a... bother to pull this off in action figure modelling. Usually they give him an extremely high coat collar, and the hat is stuck to that, and the monocle to the front of the hat. He actually can be entirely invisible, and keeps his face invisible because he died about 200 years ago (give or take several history rewrites) and he isn't looking his best.

Buggy code, fragile legacy systems, ill-conceived projects cost US businesses $2 trillion in 2020

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Re: I can code (program)

Referring to notes on Sainsbury's online shopping account, (1) the password must have big and little letters, numbers, and NO spaces, (2) I didn't know that when I went about setting it up, and (3) I've never yet used it.

Another service apparently doesn't work with a Yahoo e-mail account - I mean, yes, I know, but why shouldn't I. Nowhere does it say, while creating an account, that it won't work. This includes the account user authentication e-mail. Result, no usable account and a big waste of time.

Leave.EU takes back control – and shifts its domain name to be inside the European Union

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Re: So Leave have left?

"Gross Britannien" in German.

"Little Britain" is a rather coarse comedy with actor Tom Baker narrating.

Pizza and beer night out the window, hours trying to sort issue, then a fresh pair of eyes says 'See, the problem is...'

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chiz chiz chiz

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Re: Proof reader

I actually don't type any more when I can avoid it, but "helath" used to come out frequently when I meant "health".

At the moment, I'm on a touchscreen where a reach to the left for "a" is quite likely to hit "s", for "s" hit "d", and so on. Yed, wuite likely.

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Re: Proof reader

Just a mistake, he or she or thing meant Trans Posing. ;-)

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Word and quotes

You can switch off the Smart Ypants behaviour in Word, or, type " and ' then immediately press Ctrl+Z to undo the "secret" mutation of what you typed.

Canadian Windows demands a jolly good bit of validating

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Not to be confused with "Président® Cheese", I imagine.

As further confusion, I looked closer in the supermarket and it was butter.

Blackberry Cylance's consumer antivirus product won't work with macOS Big Sur until end of January

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Cylance is not golden on this occasion.