* Posts by Robert Carnegie

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Nuisance call-blocking firm fined £170,000 for making almost 200,000 nuisance calls

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Well, no power companies have phoned me today to offer to switch from my current power company, so that's something. But it's only 9:25am.

Right to repair shouldn't exist – not because it's wrong but because it's so obviously right

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Re: Spot-on analysis

Perhaps a question to answer to prove you understood it? But then a lot of arguments would have no comments at all, I suspect.

But then, I don't understand writings elsewhere about American football, whose writers seem to believe sincerely that they are communicating.

What happens when the maintainer of a JS library downloaded 26m times a week goes to prison for killing someone with a motorbike? Core-js just found out

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Re: It Open Source so no worries

You thought you typed "one bloke in his shed", I expect.

But are there sole female software maintainers? I suppose that amongst stereotypes is that women are more social. And the point of the article is that most of us don't think about who makes software, until something like this happens.

Russia says software malfunction caused Nauka module to unexpectedly fire thrusters, tilt space station

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Re: Those comments from Roscosmos are the biggest load of ... The title is too long.

If I follow, it's vacuum on the inside. They are letting air in now.

I wondered if someone at Ground Controlski misunderstood "log out" for "pull out" which it tried to do, are they similar in Russian at all?

AWS adds browser access to its cloudy WorkSpaces desktops – but not for Linux

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Re: This is getting a bit Meta

You probably can already run a browser inside itself...? (I'm not sure, but it'd the sort of thing that happens.)

So if I've got this straight, an AWS virtual "desktop PC" is already a thing, and the news is that you can connect to it with a Web browser... not, that a Web browser /in/ the AWS "desktop" has just arrived.

Either way, presumably it still enforces, if a corporate customer so wishes, the sort of internet policy that prevents you from communicating with or recognising any customer whose family name happens to be Titcombe.

You MUST present your official ID (but only the one that's really easy to fake)

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Re: 'All this for .... nothing really

The thing is, well one thing is, you know you've got mumps or measles.

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Re: strong ID systems ;-)

France may not allow this either, but my idea, unless someone already posted it below, is to carry a QR code which is an "anonymous" link online to my vaccine status, my coronavirus test results - and my photograph.

The health information should be limited to what the health service has been told to reveal about me, e.g. vaccinated in the last 12 months or tested negative this week, and the photograph will not reveal anything that I don't reveal anyway by being present in person. Unless at weekends I wear a dress and call myself Roberta, and I assume that enough people do that for it to be sorted out already, I just need two photo cards for different occasions. A card with my photo on it still only reveals usually that a person who looks like the photograph owns it, and when Roberta comes out, she knows to leave Robert's photo card at home.

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Re: When I had my jabs

Not so good if you want a third jab, though, as we may.

Thinking about upgrading to Debian Bullseye? Watch out for changes in Exim and anything using Python 2.x

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Re: Debian 11, also known as Bullseye

Nemo?

Dory?

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Re: "the value of exFAT support is mainly"

Of course FAT32 has a maximum file size of 4 GB, but that's an awful lot of typing for your unpublished novel to be that big.

Somebody is destined for somewhere hot, and definitely not Coventry

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Updated

"Vote my post down,

Make your emoji frown,

As we dance on the Masochism Kanban."

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Re: The Usual Suspects

Huh, I thought you said "We still get the odd e-mail flagged from them" - twenty plus years later. A little inspiring... like the couple in "Last of the Summer Wine" who pursued adultery on bicycles, for many years...

Even Facebook struggles: Zuck's titanic database upgrade hits numerous legacy software bergs

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Re: Once Upon A Time........

Sorry, but your last paragraph is an immoral. And I think, what TV Tropes calls a "Hard Truth Aesop".

Exsparko-destructus! What happens when wand waving meets extremely poor wiring

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Does a UPS, or two, save you from brownout? I suppose so... at first. I thought another possible issue would be, wall power isn't conditioned, UPS output is conditioned, but a set up that notionally connects wall power on one PSU with UPS conditioned power on the other PSU makes trouble. And if the power actually is off, then it could come back on with wall power at opposite phase to the UPS's phase...?

Punchy Italian kartist gets 15-year ban for trackside rampage... and other stories

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Presumed innocent...

A man should not be judged by the colour of his bidet.

Google fixes 'Chromebork' one-character code typo that prevented Chrome OS logins

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Re: "All three mitigations, however, clear local data on the device"

I think they're saying that the real fix is to log in as guest and then upgrade from the wonky upgrade - when possible. I hope that means that you can now log in as the user and access your local stuff that is still there?

Troll jailed for 5 years after swatting of Twitter handle owner ends in death

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Re: swatting

So it's not "Strengths Weaknesses And Teabreaks" then (or whatever?)

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Re: QWK

According to Reg, he didn't want to own the Twitter handle @Tennessee. He wanted to get the Twitter handle @Tennessee and then sell it for cash. Presumably somewhere there's an online store for buying and selling these. So we're looking here at a mugging for money.

Remember the bloke who was told by Zen Internet to contact his MP about crap service? Yeah, it's still not fixed

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"The highest level of escalation"

I think a couple of months ago, Private Eye Magazine ran a list of issues that Boris Johnson was personally taking charge of apparently. It was moderately amusing if you're heartless.

I guess there ain't no cure for the summer downtime blues.

Try placing a pot plant directly above your CRT monitor – it really ties the desk together

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Re: The call

Another version of the story, probably on another occasion, describes urinary incontinence from kitty.

How to keep your enterprise up to date by deploying the very latest malware

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We've been instructed to shut down desktop PCs at the end of the day. We've also been instructed to leave them on. So I shut down by rebooting, and leave. (That's before COVID-19 and us all working from home.)

While as far as I can see, software updates requiring reboot were and are issued at 11 a.m., although the reboot delay is set to 2 hours.

Journo who went to prison for 2 years for breaking US cyber-security law is jailed again

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Re: Grievances

It seems, if I read this right and if it's accurate, that he somehow managed to hack the company's Youtube account and change the credentials to his - specifically to his e-mail account at the company. There might be social engineering by him in this, or giving him admin access to e-mail.

Our Friends Electric: A pair of alternative options for getting around town

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Learn to read road signs backwards, or have software spot and flip and translate them, or just have a "sign reading display" just above the driving display.

Everyone cites that 'bugs are 100x more expensive to fix in production' research, but the study might not even exist

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Example

The British Post Office software - Horizons, was it? - comes to mind. Bugs denied, with vastly expensive consequences.

UK govt draws a blank over vaccine certification app – no really, the report is half-empty

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The blue appointment letter from NHS Scotland comes with a user name and possibly an initial password, well mine did, so you would be pre set up that far. I set myself a decently cryptic password but it may matter less for this function - I wouldn't like someone to steal my vaccinations though.

Ah, I see you found my PowerShell script called 'SiteReview' – that does not mean what you think it means

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That's hard to imagine and, now, hard not to.

I may be imagining the wrong thing anyway, but for god's sake don't clarify it.

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Re: Not the reaction I was expecting

It seems that the plant manager is the son's father or the son's mother. If the first, why doesn't he have his own company laptop? Is he too important for that?

I was going to say "for his hands to touch anything that could be construed as a tool". But I decided not to.

Kaspersky Password Manager's random password generator was about as random as your wall clock

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Re: Get s bag of D20s and Scrabble set

Ist das kein Märchen?

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Re: Get a bag of D20s and a Scrabble set

I just roll again after 0, 0, 0, and also when the number repeats - I've met some systems that reject a password with a repeated letter, and, rather than try to keep track of what rules apply where, I play safe,

Another fun dimension is systems that choke on certain non-alphabet symbols in a password: the mandated workplace password generator dropped me in the !@#$& last week. Letters are fine if there's enough of them. You can set any password as binary 0s and 1s, but then you probably wouldn't want to type it.

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Re: Get s bag of D20s and Scrabble set

I've got three dice.

One rolls 0, 1, or 2.

One rolls 0, 3, or 6.

One rolls 0, 9, or 18.

The total is a number 0 to 26 which I use for any letters required in a password.

The human-devoid AI-powered Saildrone Surveyor ship just made it to Hawaii from SF

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Maybe it was their new system to deliver e-mail. Robot boat mailman.

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Re: Urban Legend or Semantics?

Or several approximate piece of aircraft badly bent, shaped bumps, in a proportionately small area.

In conversation with Gene Hoffman, co-creator of the web's first ad blocker

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Re: Okay, now I get cryptocurrency

Does cryptocurrency really "make global climate change worse" so much? Given that without it we'd be securely encrypting financial transactions anyway and the current libertarian move is to encrypt all web site access? Including news articles from The Register.

Some people have found cheeky crypto miners stealing electricity, but crypto and global warming is something I think we started hearing about in the last year, and it smells like a smear campaign against cryptocurrency.

One good deed leads to a storm in an Exchange Server

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Re: Lucas

Maybe HR was extremely slow at fixing things.

Maybe it was put off till his annual review. Then he had pluses and one big minus.

Maybe HR couldn't proceed while some of their people were still e-mailing work home too...

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Re: I suspect the rep at the other end got a dressing down

Maybe it's not a read receipt request causing the trouble, but a delivery receipt request. Did you know that was a thing? I don't know if it still is, but the idea is that you're notified (maybe) when your e-mail successfully reaches someone's inbox. Which apparently IBM is having trouble with, this month.

Microsoft struggles to wake from PrintNightmare: Latest print spooler patch can be bypassed, researchers say

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But -

\\server\resource -is- UNC, isn't it.

Ah well, my practice is to avoid exploring for more details about how computers can be hacked, in case what I find is a web page that hacks my computer. Or, links to fake patches. I just wait for the real patches to arrive. And then, the other real patches which also actually work against the problem and also cabbage don't carrot insert cauliflower vegetables potato every leek second tomato word. Broccoli.

11-year-old graduate announces plans to achieve immortality by 'replacing body parts with mechanical parts'

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Congratulation on the B.Sc. Now, what happens next is going to be like various engineering businesses that heard last year that we suddenly needed an awful lot of hospital patient oxygen ventilator machines, and they said okay we will make some of those, and then mainly they found out that it's really difficult to do it. Like, if a machine is keeping somebody alive, then that machine really must never go wrong.

So James Dyson extorted a dubious deal from the government of Britain in return for providing ventilators, which the Prime Minister still says is fair... but as far as I know, Mr Dyson never did make any ventilators?

Where's the boss? Ah right, thorough deep-dive audit. On the boardroom table. Gotcha

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Re: Boring Bankers... Not

I've used a meeting room table... when suffering from sinus inflammation, at work. The method is to lie face up - just you - with your head over the edge of the table and tilted back, for several minutes, so that your face plumbing that God constructed the wrong way up can drain properly. Then thank the chairman and treasurer, and leave.

Now everyone can take in the sights and smells of a London tram station shut for 70 years

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Perhaps there's concession tickets for disadvantaged people. Also, when you come down to it, a tour of a disused tram stop is not a thing that you actually need.

Go to L: A man of the cloth faces keyboard conundrum

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Re: Ah. Well, ahem...!

I once tried to set an account password on SCO UNIX of "moscow". I was young and reckless. I was not however in the pay of Russia, but for a short while I thought they thought I was.

"Must not repeat a letter" is the password rule that annoys me most. Equal with "We do not tell you the rules before you try to set a password".

But your plan is probably covered by the first 500 attempts of any hacker.

Call me paranoid - when I need a new password, I spend about five minutes rolling dice.

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Re: Wonderful unicode

I'm not familiar with SQLite but that sounds like indexing of text data must be pretty difficult...?

Openreach to UK businesses: Switch is about to hit the fan. Prepare for withdrawal of the copper-based phone network now or risk disruption

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Re: The future is coming

I'd say canary for the sacrificial devices whose function is to indicate that jamming has occurred.

In the "Rivers of London" book series, police constable Peter Grant wrestles with the practice and consequences of magic, Harry Potter with a lot fewer jokes. One consequence is that magic reduces active microelectronics to sand. Apart from ritually sacrificing pocket calculators to appease "spoiler", Peter proceeds to buying a lamentable number of cellphones, running particular software, and leaving them around so that when one of them stops working, he knows that some magic happened in that place.

8-month suspended sentence for script kiddie who DDoS'd Labour candidate in runup to 2019 UK general election

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I don't know details of the case but I assume that he attacked the candidate's web site using a substantial botnet, or an exploit which consumes the web server's resources disproportionately to the cost of generating the exploit, or both. There also will have been steps taken to conceal the identity of the attacker. Apparently this failed, and probably the sophisticated parts of the attack can be rented, cycbercrime as a service, but there is more to it than just running "ping" over and over again.

Intel sticks another nail in the coffin of TSX with feature-disabling microcode update

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I'm curious -

Does this type of fix permanently alter the processor? Or is it software to be loaded at start up, with the operating system? I haven't figured out. Thanks.

What's that hurtling down the Bifröst? Node-based network fun with Yggdrasil 0.4

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Re: Prior usage

None of this really explains what Yggdrasil was doing in 1975. I think being bothered by a squirrel is one mythological answer.

Linus Torvalds tells kernel list poster to 'SHUT THE HELL UP' for saying COVID-19 vaccines create 'new humanoid race'

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Re: In a stockyard...

It's not endemic yet, it's pandemic, but what was meant is "epidemic", disease running amuck in your country.

I think it goes:

Outbreak: uh oh.

Epidemic: It's spreading everywhere in one country.

Pandemic: It's spreading everywhere in the world basically,

Endemic: it's spread. At that point, it may be geographically limited. Or it may still be everywhere.

At any point it ought to be stopped, but someone in authority has to get off their backside and bother people.

To answer your question, each state is declared by the World Health Organisation, and only when it has been the case obviously for some time.

https://www.physio-pedia.com/Endemics,_Epidemics_and_Pandemics

covers the levels. I think I also saw a chart at WHO, or it may have been Wikipedia. This page also has a claimed WHO chart of steps towards a pandemic, but this may be specifically for a new influenza, going from birds / pigs / mink / kangaroos to person-to-person.

To CAPTCHA or not to CAPTCHA? Gartner analyst says OK — but don’t be robotic about it

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Re: Complex CAPTCHA

I haven't looked, but evidently it's a joke that you didn't get. In the "Terminator" film series, robots exterminate humanity, John Connor leads the resistance, and an Arnold Schwarzenegger robot is sent back in time to kill Sarah Connor, who is his mother, before John is born. Then next time, Arnold Schwarzenegger is a goodie robot fighting the baddie robots.

So, do not help the robots to find Sarah Connor.

It's 2021 and a printf format string in a wireless network's name can break iPhone Wi-Fi

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Re: Thank you

They're having network problems...

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Re: "I don’t believe it is exploitable,"

Anyway a lot more people are thinking about how to exploit it now...

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Re: So what happens if...

I have Auto Join = Ask, and Ask To Join = Notify, so I don't join strange networks. There was an episode of Doctor Who where you do that and the wifi eats you or something.

Since I encountered something called Wifi Max I think which auto joins anyway, I usually turn off wifi when I'm out.