* Posts by Robert Carnegie

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Computer shuts down when foreman leaves the room: Ghost in the machine? Or an all-too-human bit of silliness?

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Re: Light Sensors

Have you seen the video to Fat Boy Slim ft. Bootsy Collins, "Weapon of Choice"?

Christopher Walken. Dancin. And more, watch to the end!

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You puzzled me for a minute. The curious incident of the router in the lunch time was that nothing went wrong with the router at lunch time, or at any other time. If the router was in the cabin, then you would see the router being switched off with everything else, and you would have chased that issue sooner.

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Have I got this right, your work room has sockets, the storage room does not, or is that backwards... or you have sockets but not any wiring...

Maybe you could install something that activates the motion sensor for your light. I'm thinking (1) a fan which turns from side to side, or (2) a sparkly disco ball next to the sensor, or (3) a shiny hanging decoration which might turn itself in the air current around the slightly hot light. Perhaps something like this?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005002754722406.html

IKEA: Cameras were hidden in the ceiling above warehouse toilets for 'health and safety'

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Re: Excuses, excuses

You might keep your supply tucked behind a particular ceiling tile, so if the cameras are only observing the above false ceiling space then there's some argument for it. I think the principle of having to be told that you're being watched still applies, though. But... you could be told that, perhaps without being told where all the cameras are.

I would drive 100 miles and I would drive 100 more just to be the man that drove 200 miles to... hit the enter key

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Re: Remote finger

"A Dark Traveling" specifically has an electric security golem on loan from another universe (read the book) who is passed off by the child characters as not speaking English. Which is true.

"Futurama" has Bender, an evil robot built to bend things, whose closet space is explored in "I, Roommate".

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Re: Remote finger

Science fiction novel "A Dark Traveling" (1987) proposes a humanoid robot that's stashed in a closet until it's required. Come to think, so does "Futurama". I would have really loved to have robot remote access to some remote sites over the years.

tz database community up in arms over proposals to merge certain time zones

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Re: Don't mention the...

I'm not clear on how this works in general, but BBC World Service radio (Europe anyway) broadcasts in English and in Greenwich Mean Time twelve months of the year. I suppose if you're halfway round the globe then converting that to your local time needs knowing how far away Greenwich is and whether you have local daylight saving, which you probably know, but it excuses you knowing whether it's daylight saving in Greenwich, because how would you.

So in this sense at least, Greenwich Mean Time exists while London (except the BBC) is not using GMT.

Don't touch that dial – the new guy just closed the application that no one is meant to close

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Headmaster

"Do not log off, nor close this application"

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Re: So there is a message in the background...

There's ways to put a program window in the foreground and basically nail it there whatever a user tries to do. I mean intentionally ;-)

Check your bits: What to do when Unix decides to make a hash of your bill printouts

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Re: £ vs #

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Number_sign#History

(sic)

"It is believed" that "lb" weight was written with a cross stroke, then with two cross strokes in a loop, then just as # .

"Why" probably is to make it distinct from numerals, either Roman or a variety of versions of Arabic numeral i.e. 1, 2, 3, etc., some of which have had very different shapes over time and with development of different types of pen.

Specifically distinguishing "lb" from an extra 1 is mentioned.

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I'm imagining the fax arriving, "Purchase order, To: emergency support, Payable: #1200.00"

Btw as a point of order, the £ symbol isn't ASCII anything. ASCII (US-ASCII) actually does stop at decimal 127 which was a type of Delete code (DEL), and basically, only US needs are served by ASCII.

I think I recall that certain (Epson?) printers could be set for UK use by a DIP switch setting that mainly caused £ to be printed on paper when the ASCII code of # was received. So the PC could be allowed to output # when it wanted £.

£ was decimal code 156 on a PC, and then 163 in what Windows calls "ANSI", which is just an acronym of a US standards body. So you could and can (?) hold down Alt and key 156 on the PC number pad to type £, but in Windows you also can do Alt and 0163.

These and Unicode UTF-8 include at least the printable codes of ASCII, but codes outside the range decimal 0 to 127 are not ASCII.

Apple emergency patches fix zero-click iMessage bug used to inject NSO spyware

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Re: Apple screws the pre-iOD 13 customers

Ah, not this time: behold iOS 12.5.5. Took a few days though.

https://www.theregister.com/2021/09/24/apple_zero_day/

...fixes another nasty thing too.

But allegedly not some others which are also in iOS 15.0. So... next week?

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Re: Apple screws the pre-iOD 13 customers

I keep saying here, we don't know when they will stop updating iOS 12 alongside 14. Unless it is this time.

If you're Intel, self-driving cars look an awful lot like PCs

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Re: Fuck it. I'm buying a peddle car.

How about a memorial Sinclair C5?

Apple tried to patch this security hole in macOS Finder but didn't consider upper and lowercase characters

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Re: Again with the "remote"

It says I can (theoretically) send you an e-mail with this in it. If you click on the e-mail, and why would you not, then (theoretically) I pwned you. Remote compromise.

This is different, of course, from you creating the compromise file on your own desktop and running it manually. For one thing, if you built the file yourself then you probably gave it permission to run. The bug is that it can run even without that permission.

Frustrated dev drops three zero-day vulns affecting Apple iOS 15 after six-month wait

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Re: My Cynical Mind...

Thank god for that, but you left out chopped into little pieces or was that Samsung...

UK Ministry of Defence apologises after Afghan interpreters' personal data exposed in email blunder

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I'm not clear if this has just now happened, or if the BBC held off on revealing the story until an initial attempt could be made to clean the mess up.

A mess which apparently includes one or more recipients doing a "Reply to all".

Electron-to-joule conversion formulae? Cute. Welcome to the school of hard knocks

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Re: At least two ways of dealing with problems

Similarly: https://notalwaysright.com/this-lesson-really-stings-part-3/233328/

...third adventure of a story protagonist with a title that really refers to episode one. So, confusing.

Is it OK to use stolen data? What if it's scientific research in the public interest?

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Ethics is one thing but in the UK and EU isn't it simply illegal to hold or process people's personal data without their consent? Hmm... if we're talking about "Machine Intelligence", which apparently we are, then perhaps it isn't a human being doing this, therefore not breaking the law? Or, if you're the secret police or Britain's NHS, then you have legal permission to hold any data that you want to about people, even about body organs that they don't know they have. Or... this is from Switzerland and again, laws may be different there.

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I thought Nazi scientists mostly were like Soviet scientists - they were told in advance what the results of experiments were to be. In which case, not required reading. The rocket scientists though - worth collecting apparently. So...?

Dowden out, Dorries in: Is UK data protection in safe hands?

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Re: You can't spell clusterfuck without Dorries.

Her current password is "red dorries yellow dorries". :-)

Myanmar junta demanded telcos activate phone interception tools – and we refused, says Telenor

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Not to say there aren't problems here, but the U.S. government will declare you a terrorist if the President doesn't like your cheese. Just ask Alex James. :-)

Turing Award winner Barbara Liskov on CLU and why programming is still cool

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A Turing Award apparently resembles a science Nobel Prize in the time that you wait to get it. Reasons including that it may take a while for the world to realise that you've done something brilliant, and then, there's a queue. (Have they given a Turing Award for queues yet?)

De-identify, re-identify: Anonymised data's dirty little secret

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Nothing says "this is bollocks" like an office e-mail reminding you that you haven't submitted your anonymous employee satisfaction survey form yet.

NYC subway SNAFU probably caused by someone turning it off accidentally, say reports

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Re: Blame the lowest-paid guy in the room

"And why has some fool left this plastic cover over it?" Rip cover off, throw into trash.

Ghosts in the machine learning pipeline will be impossible to exorcise

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Re: For Whenever Taking a Walk on the WWWild Side of Life .......

"amanfromMars" always writes nearly meaningful gibberish. With this he steals processing time from your irreplaceable life, as you foolishly try to find sense in his output.

I suspect that some of the other people I meet in chat contexts had a similar motive, and died some time ago leaving their respective automatic provocation programs running.

Microsoft releases new Windows 11 builds, confirms running on an Apple M1 'is not a supported scenario'

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What of Windows 10 21H2?

Interested.

The magic TUPE roundabout: Council, Wipro, Northgate all deny employing Unix admins in outsourcing muddle

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Well, if there wasn't a TUPE rule, then they'd just fire everybody who wasn't specifically needed in this situation.

Another approach would be to make it illegal for this work to be outsourced at all, so that the workers would be council employees and that's that. TUPE is a compromise between "fire everybody" and "a job for life for everybody". Or until the national government reorganises local councils, this council ceases to exist, and everyone id fired anyway... but you do still get TUPE with the next generation of local government.

Miscreants fling booby-trapped Office files at victims, no patch yet, says Microsoft

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Don't forget about Windows 95/98/ME. That platform didn't have user security - but it did have the software that users wanted on a personal machine. And that software wouldn't install on Windows XP except for the Administrator, so the user had to be the Administrator.

Facebook apologises after its AI system branded Black people as primates

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Re: Shame to feckbook!

Someone was on radio the other day talking about online trolls who told her she is an animal. Since the trolls didn't mean it in the "technically, correct" sense, I do recognise it as a problem.

Lenovo pops up tips on its tablets. And by tips, Lenovo means: Unacceptable ads

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Re: "System App" bollocks

OK, I did a bit of checking, there's this from July: https://www.laptopmag.com/uk/news/windows-11-install-requires-a-microsoft-account-heres-how-to-avoid-it

Despite what the URL says, the actual article quotes from "a source close to the company" that you CAN install Windows 11 Pro creating a "local" account.

Other Windows 11 versions - no.

And it says with Windows 11 Home "You will be able to move to a local account after you have completed installation", but since I got the firm impression that if you install Windows 10 with a Microsoft account then after that you can only use Microsoft accounts, I'm sceptical that that would be different for Windows 11.

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Re: "System App" bollocks

I may be wrong but I think it's slightly subtler - that you can't install current Windows 10 to log in with a local account if you let the installer connect to the internet. A Microsoft (online) account is the only option offered, then and later.

If you install offline, I think it still encourages you towards a Microsoft account, but you can resist.

Windows 11 I think is Microsoft accounts only.

A question: I gather that Windows 10 21H2 update is in development, but do we know I repeat, know - if it will actually be released and if you will be able to choose it instead of Windows 11?

Oh! A surprise tour of the data centre! You shouldn't have. No, you really shouldn't have

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Go on...

I for one will be happy to hear another story? ;-)

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Re: year 2000

Smoke alarms: I expect that if you press the test button on each one, then the one that's dying will give an unhappy indication.

Smoke alarms and also clocks: Then, or more or less then, you replace the battery in each one of them, because the ones that aren't dead will be nearly dead at the same time.

Norwegian student tracks Bluetooth headset wearers by wardriving around Oslo on a bicycle

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I think the risk there is less "government which can afford to install a billion CCTV cameras and face recognition that even works" and more "kidnapper or mugger".

I won't describe how you might track someone going home with an expensive looking phone if you aren't the government and also you don't want to spend your whole day following them, but knowing their route and choosing a good place for an uninterrupted robbery is one purpose of the exercise.

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Re: ...But There's Even More To Worry About.............

We're all also using Bluetooth to detect coronavirus (sort of) so...

Volkswagen to stop making its best-selling product for Wolfsburg workers: VW-branded sausages

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Re: Alternatively...

You have to grow the vegetables anyway and then feed them to the meat animal. And there's the question of methane - which BBC World Service Radio covered at length this week. https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/w3ct1hsw

(One of the contributors is a big producer of methane, which a. is worse than CO2 and b. turns into CO2 anyway.

So the one thing worse than burning methane, is not burning methane.)

How to stop a content filter becoming a career-shortening network component

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Re: implementing Surf control was fun

I don't really want to invest time thinking of something witty to say about "insider dealing", but it could apply.

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Re: Keyword filtering

Not sure if I should do this or if it works -

"Scunthorpe is a real place? I thought it was made up for comedic purposes."

https://twitter.com/Ben_Aaronovitch/status/1400732052576739331

"Rivers of London" is an urban fantasy series, novels and spinoffs, about police and magic in the 21st century, but this is "just" arresting a young street thief: the women are police officers. But the boss of the street gang turns out to be an elf. (Probably not. It isn't all out yet.)

SCO v. IBM settlement deal is done, but zombie case shuffles on elsewhere

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Sorry, who is going to pay whom, and why?

I could use that money.

Tired: What3Words. Wired: A clone location-tracking service based on FOUR words – and they are all extremely rude

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Re: Not my kind of humor, but

Well, they're putting that in cars. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ECall also U.S., Russia, etc.

I think there's also phone apps so that if the phone is moving at car speed then abruptly stops, then it reports an accident.

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Re: WHat Three Words - commercial algorithim that cant be shared without license payment

You'll also have to cover the annual service charge to you for use of your postcode - those are artisan made, you know.

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Re: Not my kind of humor, but

I believe the claim of W3W is that GPS coordinates get mishandled too much. One wrong numeral and you can be ten or a hundred miles out... or whichever. But with the magic words... get wine rung and you're a thousand miles out. But then you're reasonably likely to notice. Of course, words being confused with other words is just what you want it not to do, but that seems to me fixable... and without initially cancelling the original vocabulary.

As for Four Words, many of these are more than one word, including one such that I rather regret looking up, and it's news to me if "Hitler" is a swear word. Maybe it has a meaning I didn't consider, perhaps related to the Albert Hall. But you wouldn't say "Hitler" if someone had that misfortune, you want it to mean a nasty bossy person.

UK promises big data law shake-up... while also keeping the EU happy, of course. What could go wrong?

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Re: GDPR

You realise that that means we know which sex web sites you use.

Online disinformation is an industry that needs regulation, says boffin

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News, propaganda, and deliberate misinformation are basically the same stuff. I'd argue that regulation would need to cover all of these. You also might have to forbid the government from lying. That could be tricky. The estimable CJ Cregg was shown lying to the press as a part of her job. If you can't trust her, who can you?

BBC radio recently reported on an extraordinary... thing in how people think about their money. I am afraid to name it.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/w3ct1xzv

The BBC may have made this up. But if there really is a community of people believing in that, religiously as it seems... my impulse is to give up.

Breaking Bad or just a bad breakpoint? That feeling when your predecessor is BASIC

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Re: You’ve possibly made a mistake....

Jumping on: the project was late, it didn't need to match a standardisation which didn't apply, but it did need to work, which the existing project code didn't and couldn't do. Job done, move on.

8 years ago another billionaire ploughed millions into space to harvest solar power and beam it back down to Earth

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"Die Another Day"

Or was that the name of Halle Berry's character - Diane Otherday.

I'm slightly remembering and swiping from something like a BBC radio "write your own James Bond plot" spot in which Tamara Neverdies showed up too.

"The Man with the Golden Gun" film has something similar, but I think it's the type of arrangement where a lot of sunlight is reflected onto a small, expensive electricity generating solar cell. But the power station also has its own solar ray gun... somehow.

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"Reason" isn't particularly a story about microwave power from space. It is a story about robots that are exhibiting unplanned behaviour and can't be corrected.

Wikipedia: "The situation seems desperate, as a solar storm is expected, potentially deflecting the energy beam, incinerating populated areas."

Ah. :-)

Enh, Russian plans to extend daylight and summer by just putting big mirrors in space to deliver sunlight at night, had the same feature... if you aimed several of the mirrors at a single place on the ground.

Malware and Trojans, but there's only one horse the boss man wants to hear about

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Let me guess - a nice photograph of tennis player Anna Kournikova.

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Re: Not as bad as I expected

Meant "busty intersections" :-)