Posts by Drew 11

They don't have a guy called Philip Whitley working for them?

http://www.sfo.govt.nz/casestudy/Philip-James-Whitley-1674

Thankfully, The Reg does not use Google Analytics. One of the few websites that doesn't, unfortunately.

Almost makes you yearn for the upcoming global economic collapse, doesn't it?

Looking forward for a bunch of corporates and their politician employees to get flushed down the toilet.

Keep your bitcoin wallet close and your bitcoin wallet back-up closer.

Hosted bitcoin wallets = bad idea, unless you're a thief.

The door's open, the lights are on...

Sounds like this guy's got the same problem Aussie motor racing legend Peter Brock had during his "energy polariser" era.

When the truth about Fukushima finally gets past the various filters, we'll be wishing one of those planets was a little closer.

NRC FOIA documents make for interesting reading...

http://hatrickpenryunbound.com/?p=3928

There will be more showing up. Whatever they feed on is no longer where they expect it to be.

Starfish melting in Canadian waters.

http://nwpr.org/post/mass-starfish-die-hits-vancouver-may-happen-washington

Sardine fishery collapse, humpbacks missing

http://www.vancouversun.com/travel/Sardine+fishery+collapse+affects+economy+ecology/9036436/story.html

One word: Clusterfukushima

Obviously...

...the MBA that screwed up Yahoo Groups last month got promoted sideways into the Mail department.

The probe was so excited it was going to get a message from earth.

10 minutes late, only "H" had shown up, it got bored and went to bed early.

"and just a 15-minute walk from El Reg's bureau in the city"

20 minutes, if there's a queue at the ATM just down the road.

If nuclear power stations were required to be insured by the owners, they simply wouldn't exist.

I could think of a lot more uses for this, before the age of "drones".

Now, not so much.

No chickens

Why did the sheep cross the road?

To visit her boyfriend.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Not quite

"We need also to recall, first, that America, land of the car, inventor of the assembly line and inventor of the sit-down strike"

I'm fairly certain the assembly line came from France (bicycle manufacturer). The Merkins get credit for "moving assembly line".

Yay SEC.

1. Big corporation gets caught fiddling.

2. SEC settles out of court for pennies on the dollar.

3. A few years later, the boss of the SEC dept that signed off on the settlement shows up working in a cushy job* for big corporation mentioned in (1.) above.

* usually a director or "consultant".

Listening now it would be a complete shambles. But if they were listening in the early years of Earth radio with only 1 transmitter per channel...

I stopped buying iMac's last year when they began to dumb down Safari and OSX to turn my iMac into a glorified iPhone. Oh, and when the "app store" option appeared in the apple menu.

'Enria had also identified potential regulatory issues because websites rooted at .bank would "not [be] linked to a specific country, to a specific supervisor or to a specific regulatory framework."'

Because you don't get that problem in .com or .net do you?

Oh, wait...

Big yawn

Pretty sure this was stolen from the ZX81 keyboard. Well, a worn one, anyway.

Bouncy is better

Vibration resistant racks?

That doesn't sound like much fun.

v2k

>They should have taken the ironic doomed faddishness to its logical extreme and called it Vegemite 2000.

You mean V2K, I hope.