* Posts by TRT

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Report estimates cost of disruption to GPS in UK would be £1bn per day

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Re: Alternatively...

Heck squeeze me? Check out the junk. I'm male. We just don't DO that kind of thing.

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Alternatively...

we could keep going for a bit with reduced accuracy using that handy crowd-sourced WiFi / cell tower to GPS / positional mapping data that the big companies like Apple and Google have been slurping for the last 10 years. My old iPod did a fair job of location finding, and that's not got any sort of a GNSS chip in it.

Software dev bombshell: Programmers who use spaces earn MORE than those who use tabs

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Re: Left handed touch-typist

Diet tab. Unless you need the sugar rush.

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Re: Tabs are inconsistent...

I always used a fixed width font for code. It helps lining up similar blocks of code and makes it easier to spot rogue characters. Keeping variable names a consistent length helps as well - it's also fun trying to think up alternative words for describing a variable's use that has the same number of characters.

Don't touch that mail! London uni fears '0-day' used to cram network with ransomware

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Re: "no reports of the malware impacting Mac or Linux machines"

Excepting where research groups used shared folders and one group member had a Windows machine.

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Ah.

Well it can happen all so easily. The servers should have anti-encryption defences... Test files in every folder that are monitored etc etc.

I worked there for many years, and I know university research systems well at many places. They have no defences at all once something is in.

Labour says it will vote against DUP's proposed TV Licence reforms

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That's a LOT of comments...

Wow. Hot topic

It's 2017 and Microsoft is still patching Windows XP+ – to plug holes exploited by trio of leaked NSA weapons

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Re: MS still cleaning up after Windows XP

It's the last puppy you'll ever need.

I still haven't found what I'm malloc()ing for: U2 tops poll of music today's devs code to

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Thanks for the tip on the Bose QC. I might invest. Someone thought it was a good idea to put the air-conditioning only in the Outer Office, but they also put the training/analysis PCs for the 'scope in there. Queue lots of chatter about two feet away round the corner. >>>SCREAM<<<

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Taylor Swift???

Explains many things.

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I prefer a little ambient... like

Brian Eno.

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The secretary was never at the desk because... advance warning!

Damian Green now heads up UK Cabinet Office

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Re: Should get married to Amber Rudd.

She could always go to work in a men's suit, so that when she comes to put a bolo on, they can refer to it as the Amber Necktie.

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Should get married to Amber Rudd.

Then she could change her name so people would stop making stupid traffic light jokes about her.

Swedish school pumps up volume to ease toilet trauma

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I suppose...

any sort of plop music would do.

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Re: Are You Embarrassed Easily?

The course has been designed by Dr. Carl Gruber of the 'Institute of Going a Bit Red' in Helsinki. Here he himself introduces the course.

Hello my name is Carl Gruber. Thank you for inviting me into your home. My method is the result of six years work here at the institute in which subjects were exposed to simulated embarrassment predicaments over a prolonged fart, period, time (sound of farting). Sorry.

Lesson two, noises. Noises are a major embarrassment source. Even words like tits, winkle and vibraphone, cannot rival the embarrassment potential of sounds. Listen to this if you can. (slurping squishy noise). How do you rate your embarrassment response? A) High, B) Hello, C) Good evening. If C, you are loosening up and will soon be ready for this. (plopping, popping noise) Well, how did you rate? A) Embarrassed, B) Hello, C) Good evening.

Capita call centre chap wins landmark sex discrimination lawsuit

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Re: Management speak ...

"...takes equal opportunities very seriously, we are disappointed with the outcome in this case on that part of the claim where we were unsuccessful".

Double talk of the highest magnitude.

We're not saying we're living in a simulation but someone's simulated the universe in a computer

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Re:In the beginning...

The Book of Gensys?

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Re: DNA

Talk a lot, don't you?

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Re: @Demos Are we a simulation?

Pick a number. Any number. At random. Say it out loud together, OK? One, two, three...

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Re: That is not science..just a waste of time and resources!

PATA HDD? No... old hat. I've heard that it will be migrated to SSD. Flash... Saviour of the universe.

HPE ignored SAN failure warnings at Australian Taxation Office, had no recovery plan

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imopssible

Yes, those pesky ops.

Ex-MI5 boss: People ask, why didn't you follow all these people ... on your radar?

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Re: IRA

Drawing parallels seems artificial? Well, it rather depends on how short your memory is.

The names behind it, the reasons behind it, might have changed, but if you are on the receiving end of half-a-pound of nails delivered courtesy of a lump of Semtex, you're not going to be going to pieces over how clearly defined the motivations behind your imminent death are.

I think the IRA are far from finished, however. I still pick up news of killings perpetrated in the cause of Irish nationalism. That moment where Sarah Connor is sitting at the gas station watching the boys fight... that.

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Re: Says it all

'What are we going to do to ensure we still are needed and stop all our resources being taken away?'."

Swordfish.

Apple gives world ... umm ... not much new actually

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Re: Sign of a mature market?

I miss the old x-serve. A proper powerful 1U solution, with dual-PSUs and very easy servicing. :(

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Re: Things fade

Well there's always the contraband market segment... for example smuggling phones into prisons. That would be the mobile-falling-out-of-the-bottom market.

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Re: Sign of a mature market?

Que sierra, sierra.

The open source community is nasty and that's just the docs

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Re: Meanwhile...

All I can tell you is that when I suggested the documentation for the Quarter function should explicitly state that January, February and March dates returned a value of 1 etc, that only the month value was examined, and that there were no other arguments for setting the various methods of calculating a "quarter" as defined in the accounting best practice handbooks (the fiscal quarter is not clearly defined on a global level, it's set by a company's accounting practices and in the US at least has to be notified to the state in order to get an EIN - this is required for 10-Q filing, for example, it's not always 3 months long, and it doesn't always start on the 1st of a month) there were at least a dozen backwards and forward messages in public telling my why I was an ignorant fool and citing dozens of links to web pages where there was a 'clear definition', and four personal, private messages telling me amongst other things, that I didn't deserve to have a job, that I should give up coding and take up a less demanding occupation like garbage collection, and that my mother must have been married to one of her own relatives.

Now, somehow I think that if that kind of abusive message came from, say, a Microsoft engineer's account, then I'd be rightly justified in taking it to their manager, and THAT person would then be looking at the prospect of finding new employment. Whereas Johnny Greasebucket sat at home in a pizza stained Britney Spears t-shirt can let loose with all the bile and vitriol that they've been saving up as a result of living their own, sad, little lives because if they ever directed their anger at the true source of their enforced misery they'd choke themselves....

Sorry. Bitter, moi?

So, in short, I expect the same level of nastiness, nitpicking and personal abuse exists across the board, but in some sectors it gets kept on a leash out of self-interest.

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Re: I've been told that my writtten communication is 'curt'

Pfff!

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Have to agree.

Got serious abuse which descended into personal attacks on the main discussion board and very nasty PM's when I suggested improving the documentation on a MySQL function. Apparently documenting what the date range for Q1-4 is and that you can't specify your own start of year date is not necessary as it's obvious.

The biggest British Airways IT meltdown WTF: 200 systems in the critical path?

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Re: Prophets of doom

It used an 8-bit palette, which is what I was referring to.

Although it began life as a 32-bit compile, it also ran on 16-bit DOS and other 16-bit platforms by using various techniques. It has been ported to a Vic-20, which is an 8-bit machine throughout.

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Re: Prophets of doom

I made £100s with a port of a popular 8 bit sci-fi themed FPS...

Or was that a profit of Doom?

First-day-on-the-job dev: I accidentally nuked production database, was instantly fired

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And how long since they were changed?!

UK PM May's response to London terror attack: Time to 'regulate' internet companies

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Re: ...little consensus on when books in the actual library were destroyed....

I'll have to listen to that Dr Who audiobook tonight to find out.

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Re: The Internet again!

I seem to recall similar backlash against Gutenberg.

Silicon Graphics' IRIX and Magic Desktop return as Linux desktop

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Re: SGI

We had an Indigo and an O2 for 3D reconstruction work. Lovely kit. We also had a Space Ball 4D joystick control. $*cough*,000s The PSU alone (a 9V wall-wart from Tandy) was listed as £400.

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SGI

was expensive, but beautiful kit all the same.

Microsoft founder Paul Allen reveals world's biggest-ever plane

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Re: Elon Musk has five sons...

Has he bought a remote volcanic island in the South Pacific Ocean?

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Re: Thunderbirds

I was thinking more the orbital craft launch system from UFO.

Pirates hack was a hoax, says Disney boss

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Twenty-two ships over the seven seas.

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Re: .. and its getting higher!

Breadfruit $11.00, Papaya $10, Jerk Chicken $9, Corn $8, Sweet Potato Whoopie $2 each.

Pie rates of the Caribbean.

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Apple - £5. Apricot - £7.50. Raspberry - £6. Blackberry - £4. Lemon Meringue - £6.50.

Pie rates.

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It's like binary. Every subsequent pirating doubloons the last.

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Friggin' in the riggin'.

Europe to splash €120m on free WiFi for ~8,000 villages and cities

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I'm sure they'll install mediterranean wide covefefe.

NASA Sun probe named for solar wind boffin Eugene Parker

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Re: 3.9 million miles?

Anybody not wearing two million sunblock is gonna have a real bad day, get it?!

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I thought the video feed...

would be something like this.

Sergey Brin building humanitarian blimp for lifesaving leisure

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Techn billionaires floating around in giant dirigibles?

Makes me think of this.

Industrial Light & Magic: 40 years of Lucas's pioneering FX-wing

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Re: You forgot...

I would happily advise you go and watch the film SpaceStation 76 which is showing on SciFi channel fairly regularly. Absolutely superb pastiche of 70s/80s Sci-Fi sets and models. Beautifully detailed.