* Posts by TRT

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Rosetta probe's final packets massaged into new snap of Comet 67P

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Re: What are you looking at? Boulders. Perhaps with some organic molecules present,

Altitude and magnification. That probe had one hell of a lens, though!

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Re: What are you looking at? Boulders. Perhaps with some organic molecules present,

Mine's the one with the Nehru collar.

But, you know, turning one's head on its side... doesn't that look like the top of an arabic letter?

Hollywood has savaged enough sci-fi classics – let's hope Dick would dig Blade Runner 2049

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Re: The Thing?

I've not read that. I think the 50s one was terribly claustrophobic and benefitted from both a lack of colour and better lighting. But as you say, it's a matter of personal preference.

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Re: For me the moment of Roger Batty's death is extraordinary and deeply moving.

I prefer his delivery of the Roy Batty speech myself.

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Re: Replicant or not

Or the Oscar Pistorius movie.

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I never got ET either. I mean, it was OK-ish in the genre, but the genre for me was kids movie. Mind you, at least it had guns! For a while.

Tron, I was enamoured by. Loved it. The bold use of graphics throughout the main story... just like nothing I'd really seen before.

Bladerunner is just great. I have a slight bias against it because my brother liked it, but that was just sibling rivalry. The music, the dystopian future, the ambiguity about everything.

The Thing, as I said, was too gory for its own good. Alien did it right. One shock-gore moment, the rest was just flash of movement and cut to an echoey scream down a corridor lit by flashing amber beacons.

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The Thing?

Dreadful remake of a 50s classic. Too much gore for my liking, although not a patch on the gorefests that followed.

What is the probability of being drunk at work and also being tested? Let's find out! Correctly

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Re: most likely birth date from a Christmas session

Ah. Christmas comes but once a year.

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Re: Course I'm drunk at work....

I don't advise it. Even the wankers on the site wouldn't drink that, that's worse than meths.

Nonsense. This is a far superior drink to meths. The wankers don't drink it because they can't afford it.

The axeman strikes again: Microsoft has real commitment issues

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Re: Some would say...

I WANT Microsoft to create an AI self-driving car. I really do. I want it to be able to understand everything I say, and I want it to have an emotional core of some kind. And I want it for one reason and one reason only. So I can sit in the back and ask it every two minutes "It looks like you're trying to drive a car. Would you like some help with that?"

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Re: Musk?

The gland or the person?

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@chivo243

There's probably a mix of number 1 and number 2. He's a cloaca.

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I think he's a number 2.

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Some would say...

that Microsoft trimming down its product line isn't a bad thing. Please don't stop.

BBC Telly Tax petition given new Parliament debate date

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Re: I have no issues with the Telly Tax

Which is my issue.

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Re: Telly Tax Is Value For Money

Well you see, the thing about down votes, you see is that you're bound to get them, you see.

Because they don't like an up-thumb.

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Re: For fucks sake!

Stupid boy.

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I have no issues with the Telly Tax

I do have issues with employing Crapita to police it.

Home Sec Amber Rudd: Yeah, I don't understand encryption. So what?

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Re: The Home Office

Hey! At least any digital evidence produced in court to be used in a case against me will have a secure digital fingerprint on it to prove that it was my own doings and not something made up by the HO, the CPS or MI5/6 etc

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Re: Rudd

She's just banned the sale of acid to under 18s. So it is vitally important that you take a form of photo ID with you if you want to avail yourself of the standard condiments next time you go to the chippy.

Either that or she's some sort of flatulent, calcium-based life form that's managed to infiltrate the corridors of power.

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Re: Is that today's total or lifetime?

Neither. That's the Monday to Friday count. After that, it's a weekend.

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Re: Orwell alert!

I'm worried.

I must have viewed well over 72 "virgins" on the internet by now.

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Re: The Home Office

Exactly. If she want's terrorists to stop using the internet, why doesn't she just break it or turn it off? All she has to do is type Google into Google, or flick the switch on the box with the little red light on it.

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Re: DevOps Idea

Call it DivOps.

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Of course it can be done...

unencrypted communication. Not a problem. After all, it helps the armed forces. And it helps the security services too. And law enforcement. But we can do without those, can't we? HPE certainly think so.

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I think they have a few anchors on board.

*darned autocorrect.

Commodore 64 makes a half-sized comeback

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Re: I find such projects a bit sad

I used to enjoy things like working out how to alter the wiring of a Maplin Speech Synthesiser kit so that it would work connected to the user port instead of the memex port.

There's a way to dodge Fasthosts' up-to-160% domain renewal hike but you're not gonna like it

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Re: Go ahead. You won't beat the clap.clinic website!

I'm not even TOUCHING the clap.clinic website.

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Clapham health services.

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Re: Price gouging.

Registering cynic.clinic today!

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Today...

I shall be mostly renewing my domain names.

- Jesse

Pumpkin bumpkins battle, 800kg monstrosity wins

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Re: Its not all pie

Been there, done that, had the alcohol poisoning.

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Re: Pumpkin bumpkin

I'm sure if it were a Trumpkin, it would be illuminated by the "warmest candle-ances".

Dildon'ts of Bluetooth: Pen test boffins sniff out Berlin's smart butt plugs

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And if the devices were sound activated, you could go sonic screwdriving.

Someone call The Doctor!

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Re: Sharing files?

Up

Someone's

Bum

Stick.

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Re: The same reason people need grammar

Ok, Ok.

Jeesh!

No need to get anal about it.

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Woah! Is it just me...

or do other people find it disconcerting to comment on a story about butt plugs, only to find their comments marked for example "2 thumbs up"

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Re: UI (for Usual Interface)

Or, indeed, as these things need to be charged presumably by a cable (I don't fancy it sharing an inductive charging pad with anything else), what about pairing by cable? I mean, Apple do it with their newer keyboards and trackpads.

Vibrating walls shafted servers at a time the SUN couldn't shine

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We had a machine that wouldn't run with the cover off...

in the print production department. It had worked OK for years, cover on or off, but it suddenly started failing and freezing up whenever the cover was lifted to refill the hopper.

Turned out that the tube light overhead was so old the phosphor had worn off in several places, and the diffuser had long ago disappeared. Just enough high energy photons were hitting the surface of one or more of the control chips to induce a photovoltaic effect whenever the cover was open for a long enough time. Changed the light in the room and all was well again. I feel sorry for the operator, though, and their unintentional exposure.

BOFH: Come on, PFY, let's pick a Boss

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Now there's a use for 3D printing... Forensic overshoes.

Say, that's a nice looking mat outside the director of human resources's office. Is it new? And it came with a rebate as part of a government sponsored IoT Office of the Future programme? Recognises the identity of the person stepping onto it and announces their arrival, as well as providing BMI and posture data to the company's medical services contractor thus covering our health and wellbeing initiative. Well, I think we should have one outside the offices of all of our executive managers. Complements the mahogany wall panelling perfectly. Well done! Pity about the HR director, though. Who would have thought he would stoop so low as to breaking and entering. And at a bakery as well. Tut. Maybe it was connected to that episode of sudden weight loss? Clumsy of him to knock that sack of flour over too. That's how they caught him in the end.

Amadeus booking software outages smack airports across world

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Re: Meanwhile over on the Daily Fail...

It was supposed to be queue of commentards. So I did make a mistake.

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Meanwhile over on the Daily Fail...

they say it was down to "A single faulty switch".

Queue the commentards' helpful suggestions about putting a cover over them so that they cannot be inadvertently pressed.

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Re: 'we experienced a network issue '

#6 We're going to blame "the network", because it sounds plausible.

Dome, sweet dome: UAE mulls Martian city here on Earth ahead of Red Planet colonization

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Re: Just tie helium balloons to their feet

Make them wear Nike lighter-than-airs?

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Re: 600,000 in 100 years

From the thumbnail picture in the article header, I thought it was promoting The Dutch Cap for Mars explorers.

Playboy founder and dressing-gown wearer Hugh Hefner dead at 91

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"I never quite got what you did"

He was a pussy magnate.

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Re: 1000 Women

A grand way to go.

The UK isn't ditching Boeing defence kit any time soon

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...shot down by regulators one way or another...

I take it you don't mean in a MH17y sort of a way.

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Totally depends if my flight gets cancelled or not.

Or if the batteries go flat mid-way.