* Posts by TRT

9611 publicly visible posts • joined 11 Sep 2009

Windows 10 Hello face recognition can be fooled with photos

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Star Wars clone troopers?

Kent woman to season festive dinner with her mother's ashes

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Re: But what if you don't love your Mother very much?

Grit the path with them?

PHWOAR, those noughty inks: '0.1%' named Stat of The Year

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The UK has much more in the way of peat bogs (9.4 per cent).

They said 'e were daft to build t'castle in t'swamp...

Erase 2017 from your brain. Face ID never happened. The Notch is an illusion

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Re: The future is here!

Only if it does that swooshy laser line up and down the pad.

UK.gov delays biometrics strategy again – but cops will still use the tech

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Re: Simple solution:

I see what you were saying there. It's such the normal case that I didn't immediately recognise why you had picked on that. The state does what it will and with little accountability.

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Re: Simple solution:

Is ANPR biometrics then? Unless the acronym refers to something other than Automatic Number-Plate Recognition.

Arse, Nose and Posture Recognition?

Brit banks told to publish details of major incidents that stop punters' payments

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Re: These conspiracies are getting worse every year!

Do you have some sort of comparative evidence for this?

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Why is it good news for consumer choice?

When, retrospectively, you fill in the register of TITSUP events for the last five years and you find consumers can't choose a bank that has a perfect record, because there isn't one.

How fast is a piece of string? Boffin shoots ADSL signal down twine

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Re: Salt water...

It's powered by the tears of BT customers.

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Do you have a driver for that?

Thing

Which is an

Interesting

Network

Enabler.

Pickaxe chops cable, KOs UKFast data centre

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Re: Take a look at yourself

The DR plan is not so much "all eggs in one basket" as, we have a battery farm on standby which can bring the egg quota back to nominal levels within an acceptable timescale as detailed in the SLA. We just whip out the corks...

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Re: Tesla Has a Battery to Prevent This!

Wow! I remember those glass cell battery backups from when I was a nipper - my mum's best mate worked on the hospital telephone exchange, and the room behind her station was packed full of them.

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I'm firmly of the opinion...

that most of these road planning disasters are the result of a decision taken, must have been around 1991, to remove the ban on bringing coffee mugs into the planning room where all the blue-prints are laid out. It's the only explanation I can think of for the bizarre appearance, over the last three decades, of tens of thousands of roundabouts with no additional roads connecting into them, offset from the natural flow of the traffic by about two lanes width, overlapping with each other or just plain badly built - planners putting their coffee mugs down on top of the road planning documents.

Millions of moaners vindicated: Man flu is 'a thing', says researcher, and big TVs are cure

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"For many acute respiratory diseases...

males are also more susceptible to complications and exhibit a higher mortality."

RIP Keith Chegwin.

Netflix silent about ridicule as it discusses punters' viewing habits

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Isn't this...

Just the same as Spotify's recent campaign? I think one went along the lines of "To the person with the playlist 'So lonely in London', Are you alright?"

YouTuber cements head inside microwave oven

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Re: On the Internet nobody knows your a dog.

Pr0n0 time...

Boom-chikka-chihuahua

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SkippyBing! Sounds a bit like a broken clockwork microwave timer.

UK.gov law resources now untrustworthy, according to browsers

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Re: That's not UK Gov Law, it is UK.GOV JUSTICE

I thought 'justice' was the standard reply to the question asked, when called to the bar, "What would you like in your single malt whisky, your honour?"

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Bizarre...

I must get at least 4 email warning a day for the month leading up to a certificate expiry date. Even AFTER I've paid for and installed the new certificate. It drive me insane, TBH.

It's a decade since DevOps became a 'thing' – and people still don't know what it means

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Re: Yawn...

I thought it meant single-person software companies.

Meet the woman with a supernatural affinity for stiff lovers

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Re: A wide choice

A cover of that one from Gentlemen Prefer Blondes... How did it go now? Something about gem stones? Ah yes, Amethyst's a ghoul's best friend.

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So if she enjoys a bit of...

DP A/V, would she be having fun between the sheets?

No, BMW, petrol-engined cars don't 'give back to the environment'

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Re: Flintstones car

Hewing those stone rollers into shape must have caused some greenhouse gas emissions, if only from the bottoms of the plant-eating dinosaurs that lifted the slabs around on their noggins and powered the various machinery in Mr Slate's quarry, IIR (the cartoon) C. It might not have been Mr Slate - I seem to recall the owner was also referred to as Mr Boulder and Mr Rockhead at some point.

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I was driving behind an Audi TFSi the other day...

I spent ages trying to work out what kind of engine that badge mark meant, then as we reached our fifth turning together, I realised that it means "This Fucker Seldom indicates".

Something weird to deck the Xmas tree with: 3D-printed Wi-Fi baubles

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What's...

the association with Christmas tree baubles again?

Quentin Tarantino in talks to make Star Trek movie

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Re Have you forgotten Battlefield Earth already?

*reaches for bottle of ret-con*

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Re: all shirts will be red to some extent

Number One, assemble an away team. Take Mr Blue, Mr Yellow and Mr Red.

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Re: We've already been treated to that in Discovery.

Cruising the outer rim?

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Pulp Science-fiction, obviously.

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Re: great

Mr Barclay... please escort Ambassador Baraccus to his shuttle craft...

I ain't gettin' on shuttle craft. Double with that fool.

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Simon Pegg, Dr Who / Star Trek fusion.

The Editor and Mr Sin take on Captain Kirk... Ooh! Ooh! Mirror, Mirror universe story. YES!

Bad Scottie, Beardy Spock.

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Re: Star Trek: Discovery

I prefer the retro-remake, Star Trek: Very Disco.

Get down, get down... n' boogie.

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Samuel L Jackson in Star Trek

"I sense a plot to destroy my brothers. The Dark Side of the Federation challenges the Chancellor.

We must move quickly if the alliance is to survive. The oppression of the Klingons will never return! You, my lord, have lost!"

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Re: few substances stronger than alien liqueurs

This is not alien liquor, it's f*cking Cristal.

Car rental firms told: Tell your customers about in-car data slurps

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Re: Rang the assessors as Dr, they assumed medical

Yeah, that's right, Ronnie Pickering. Dr Ronnie Pickering.

O Christmas wreath, O Christmas wreath, thy potent skunk's in bunches

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Our hallway...

already smells disgusting with weed as it is.*

*NOT mine, before anyone says. The junkers downstairs are growing it.

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...a sausage roll

or 4 if cut into mini-sausage rolls.

Spy-on-your-home Y-Cam cameras removes free cloud storage bit

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They're doing it wrong...

Keep the storage free; charge for access.

Boffins foresee most software written by machines in 2040

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Prove it...

Get it to the stage it can comment and document human written code first, then I might believe it to be possible.

Vivaldi Arms onto Raspberry Pi

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Re: So long... full screen...

However it is very useful indeed for an autonomous touch-screen kiosk making use of low cost components. If I use an init script to start it in full screen, I want it to stay in full screen and I don't want my underware showing through.

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Re: embedded borderless PDF browsing

It means that if you use either an iframe or an embed object tag with an href pointed to a PDF file, and if you pass suitable parameters, then the contents appear without any additional controls, scrollbars, borders etc. I use if for displaying event posters submitted to an upload facility.

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So long...

as it does full screen take over, interval refresh by command line invocation and embedded borderless PDF browsing, I'll be happy. I currently use a Chrome based browser to do all of this (except the blasted borderless PDF, so I'm stuck with doing a SVG conversion beforehand).

Apple sprays down bug-ridden iOS 11 with more fixes

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Re: Can you please...

iOS11 itself. I have too much which would be broken by 11 to upgrade - I want to permanently opt out of the upgrade but is that an option? No.

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Can you please...

stop trying to force me to upgrade my perfectly functional iOS10 device to this shit. PLEASE?

Brit MP Dorries: I gave my staff the, um, green light to use my login

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Re: Surely Parliament can cope with English placenames?

The filter was designed by that company with the HQ on Gropecunt Lane.

Nationwide UK web bank and app take unscheduled nap

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Re: How ...

I blame Frank Bough.

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How ...

... widespread is the disruption?

Germany says NEIN to purchase incentive for Tesla Model S

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Re: nope.

Am I wrong in my understanding that fuel cells actually generate electricity, then?

Is Oomi the all-in-one smart home system we've been waiting for?

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All voice control systems...

Seem to have some trigger phrase.

Hey, Siri!, OK Google etc

Is this one "So, Oomi."?

Report: Women make up just 17% of IT workforce, paid 15% less than men

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Non-standard hours?

Since when has a CIO or a PHB worked unsociable hours? And since when have they ever required actual technical experience that can only be gained through the sort of field work that one associates with unsociable hours?