* Posts by TRT

9611 publicly visible posts • joined 11 Sep 2009

Silent running: Computer sounds are so '90s

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Re: Ringtones are cringworthy

The (now-ex) SWMBO gets "Sounds of Madness" by Shinedown.

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Re: Unlike the French system of law...

It's not strictly correct. The French legal system, like the German, Dutch and other former colonies of these lands, operates a Civil Law system rather than the UK which operates under Common Law. I think the "misunderstanding" comes from a joke about the difference which goes, IIRC, "In England, practices which are not forbidden are permitted. In Germany, practices which are not permitted are forbidden, and in France, that which is forbidden is often practised."

Something like that anyway. But the idea is that under Civil Law there's a lot of prescriptive obligation in contractual law which forms an unwritten part of any contract. Under Common Law, if it's not in the contract, then it's not an obligation. The two systems have more or less converged now, but the practices associated with implementation of these two principles continue today, with Common Law countries generally operating an adversarial system where representatives of both sides argue their side before a knowledge judge who applies an existing body of law to find an outcome, whilst Civil Law countries operate an inquisitorial system, where the knowledgable judge asks the participants questions designed to elucidate their compliance with the existing body of law.

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Re: I still get wound up...

Am I the only one here who understands the definition of TRESPASS in this context to be "entering another person's land or property without permission"?

If you have permission, then you cannot be trespassing by definition. There is no condition which exists as the opposite, you can't wave to someone from the window and say "It's all right, you can trespass in the garden."

And this is why the sign annoys me. And why I'm getting wound up by this thread now! I wish I'd never shared that.

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Re: PC noises

People here tend to lock their mobiles in the metal lockers whilst working in the lab. They inevitably get a call which somehow gets through the metal of the locker (still not sure how that happens) and causes their phones to vibrate violently against the thin sheetmetal panel work, amplifying the buzz to a level akin to that of a swarm of angry spitfire-flying hornets invading a megaphone testing factory

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Re: Oh Gawd...

Rather like that MacOS app which used the network to progress a hopping bunny across the bottom of all the screens in a classroom, whilst accompanied by Boing! Boing! sounds and other annoying noises.

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Re: I still get wound up...

Whilst you are correct in saying that, you still cannot trespass with permission, civil matter or not. It's logically not possible.

"Do you have permission to trespass on this land?" See? It's one of those questions where the English "Yes/No" response is severely lacking. The Japanese have a response though, Mu!

Mind you, answering a question like that in a manner that sounds like you are pretending to be a cow is likely to get you shot.

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Re: LLAMA is your friend. (Why the thumbs down!?)

iOS provides "tap-a-vibe" custom vibration alerts.

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I still get wound up...

by the sign that appeared outside my block of flats that announced...

"Private. No trespassing permitted."

Because of course there are places in the world where trespassers do have permission... *AAARRRGGGHHH!*

Anonymous Amazonian demands withdrawal of face-recog kit from sale

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Re: You know, when you said Amazonian...

Good call. Can we have that article, please?

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You know, when you said Amazonian...

I was expecting some interesting legal article about a remote tribe who believe that photographs imprison their souls.

Take my advice: The only safe ID is a fake ID

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Re: Also

I am irritated by my friend who called her daughter Niamh, and pronounces is Nee-Mah, After I've gone to all the effort of rewiring my brain for visiting the Irish side of the family...

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Re: A different name for every site?

Wasn't there some QI thing about Russian (/ that part of the world roughly) girls being called Power Station and Industrial Tractor Unit or something?

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...sign up to crap names

Kleinde, Dee.

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Re: Silly first name.

My Starbucks name is "Tex". Good job no-one there asks for a surname to go with that... I'd answer "Piss".

300,000 BT pensioners await Court of Appeal pension scheme ruling

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Re: Pensions

Yeah, but they split the cost.

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Re: ONS

27.3% of all journalists in the UK get that wrong.

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Re: I blame the cursed one

Singularly? I thought he did it more than once.

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I've always found it odd... that regulated train fares increase in line with RPI, which is a calculation that includes transport costs like rail fares.

Does Google make hardware just so nobody buys it?

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In terms of names with negative connotations...

calling it just a slip of the tongue short of "Pixelate" isn't too cool for a tech product.

Huge ice blades on Jupiter’s Europa will make it a right pain in the ASCII to land on

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Re: Does nobody ever read Larry Niven?

David Niven, perhaps.

Well, his early memoirs.

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Re: Penitentes

So nothing to do with eating pasta on a camping holiday, then?

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave me tea... pigs-in-blankets-flavoured tea

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Re: Sprouts

There are two basic mutations regarding the asparagus piss smell. Type A is a mutation in the enzyme that breaks down the protein into the smelly, excretable molecules that end up in piss. Type B is a mutation in the smell receptor that reacts to the smelly molecules in the piss.

Type A mutants are not a problem. Type B, however, simply insist that their piss doesn't smell bad despite that fact that over half the population are retching at the foul stench of their micturate.

Hate to burst your Hubble: Science stops as boffins scramble to diagnose gyro problem

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Re: Nystagmus is hard to fix 340 miles up

Oh, right! Not the things that you get when you're no longer working and are out of a job, then?

Indiegogo pulls handheld airport pervscanners off crowdfunding platform

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Re: Got to be a scam??

Forget the miniaturisation of all that radio gear... the REALLY clever part of this wrist mounted, RF fap-fest device is the very impressive piece of software that performs the image stabilisation.

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Meh. Was never going to appear. Scam ware.

I saw straight through it.

The secret history of Apple's Stacks

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There's one very good reason for keeping a clear desktop...

And that's simply the number of times that "always needing to be ready to come to the foreground" display redraws and recaches itself. Sucks CPU cycles away trying to achieve a pseudo-responsiveness. Leave the files in a folder that only goes through the whole thumbnail cache refresh business when you open the folder.

Size does matter, chaps: Oversized todgers an evolutionary handicap

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"If you spend that energy growing your genitals to make lots of sperm, that's energy you can't keep in reserve to survive if there's a food shortage or something like that."

Unless you eat spunk, of course.

Apple macOS Mojave: There's goth mode but developers will have to wait for the juicy stuff

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Re: "Unified" apps are unlikely...

I don't know... the Mac's had a "one button" design principle since year dot. I think that would help a lot with the transition.

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Some under the hood changes...

have gone on too, I think. I had a serious problem with a MacBookPro that shipped with Sierra. After I installed Silverlight (Virgin Media's streamed "To Go" service needed it and I wanted to watch something when I was away from home, otherwise I'd never touch it with a bargepole), it suddenly started going into panic restart mode and a roast-your-fingers overheat every 5 minutes. It was running the APFS and had File Vault turned on. Whatever the problem was, restoring the OS didn't solve it, nor did going to High Sierra, nor creating a new user, nor wiping the disk completely and restoring because as soon as I reconnected it to my iTunes account it f***ed up again within an hour. Took me 3 months and two trips to the service centre who couldn't do anything with it. File Vault and APFS made it a nightmare to work with - more than half of my toolkit didn't work with those on it. Anyway, the Mojave beta fixed it instantly; it's happy as Larry and runs much cooler.

Wi-Fi Alliance ditches 802.11 spec codes for consumer-friendly naming scheme

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Re: If it is not broken...

Mac OS X Mojave and El Capitan and Yosemite and Leopard and Jaguar and Lion and Tiger and Bears. Oh my.

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Re: Another reference to remember.

I do have punters who are getting confused between 802.1 and 802.11

Mind you, I don't help... "Have you tried checking the 802.1x supplicant setting on the 802.11ac device?"

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No, that's iWi-Fi

New Zealand border cops warn travelers that without handing over electronic passwords 'You shall not pass!'

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Only 540 searches last year?

So that's basically everyone then? ;-)

Boffin: Dump hardware number generators for encryption and instead look within

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Yeah, but this is the digital equivalent of giving hard sums to a class of fourth graders and making an actual use of their somewhat varied and imaginative answers. Even the one which is a drawing of a cat eating the maths teacher and pooing them out the back.

Fortnite 'fesses up: New female character's jiggly bits 'unintended' and 'embarrassing'

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Re: I think the apology is badly worded

That's an upgrade item.

NASA to celebrate 55th anniversary of first Moon landing by, er, deciding how to land humans on the Moon again

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Re: Compared to some of the recent inmates ?

I think that was the point of the original comment... "It comes to something when even Nixon's morals are more desirable than the incumbents" was the gist of it.

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That's no moon...

wait... yes it is.

That scary old system with 'do not touch' on it? Your boss very much wants you to touch it. Now what do you do?

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Re: Put it all together...

I think they got bad press... they gave us Hydragas suspension (yay!) and the Quartic wheel (boo!), and they had a reasonable 1.7L engine.

I mean, it couldn't have been that bad... they went on for three whole series.

Mind you... so did Derek.

Yeah... scratch that idea.

Awful car.

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Put it all together...

and it sounds like trying to start a Morris Minor on a cold and foggy morning.

Rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rr..r....r......r........r...........rrr. Pft.

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Re: Front page picture

I've been blaming my failing eyesight on the progress of miniaturisation of components for years.

US JEDI military cloud network is so high-tech, bidders will have to submit their proposals by hand, on DVD

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Re: So... how is this old fashioned? @Christian Berger

And, indeed, a suitable high security flight case used to protect the DVDs and handwritten manuscript submission can also port a sizeable bribe in used dollar denomination bills. Can't be leaving a digital footprint for those bribes, no-siree.

Apple's dark-horse macOS Mojave is out (and it's already pwned)

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Re: Work on a file without even opening it.

A bit like dry humping then.

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Re: No rush

I installed it in Beta out of desperation. It fixed an issue I had with overheating and repeated kernel panics. All told, it's OK. Quite like Home as an app.

You're alone in a room with the Windows 10 out-of-the-box apps. What do you do?

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Re: I would...

Did you see that programme "Back in time for the factory", where they let a millennial loose on a manual typewriter just for shits and giggles? Utterly lost and nearly kacked herself when she experimentally pressed a lever and the carriage flew to the end of its travel.

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Exactly 12 years to the day after it stopped being an executable.

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by defenestration and decimation...

You mean "chuck them out of Windows 10"?

UKIP flogs latex love gloves: Because Brexit means Brexit

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Re: Farage

It has a teat on it.