* Posts by TRT

9611 publicly visible posts • joined 11 Sep 2009

IBM insists it's not deliberately axing older staff. Internal secret docs state otherwise...

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Re: Older staff, or staff with long tenures?

Their skills and training programme. Invest in training for someone 5-10 years from retirement or 30-40 years from retirement?

CES flicks the off switch on massager award… and causes a buzz

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Re: Metadata

Is that red-um Indian information about 1970s clichés-um?

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Re: Metadata

I've never met a data I didn't like.

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Re: Leaflet promoting leaflet delivery

I have the opposite problem. Couldn't find a local company to put leaflets through letterboxes, so I had to do a leaflet drop to locate one.

Amazon Mime: We train (badly) an AI love bot using divorce bombshell Bezos' alleged sexts to his new girlfriend

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BezoBonking. Pass the mind bleach...

"Ohhh! Ok, that's good. That's what you want, isn't it? Other sexual partners also enjoyed these positions: Do you want to consider these options or proceed with your lovemaking? Ok. That's placed correctly... Now, how soon would you like me to cum? I estimate standard delivery in 1-3 minutes, but you can try out a prime option for free... Ohhhh... OK. It's on its way. You can track the delivery using this mobile app. Oh! Just to inform you that I seem to have missed you, but the package was left in a safe place."

Hubble 'scope camera breaks down amid US govt shutdown, forcing boffins to fix it for free

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Re: Crazy

Just put in a NASA project to build a hotel on the moon, with golf course, and it'll be funded immediately. All the preparatory work is where it's important of course. And best of all, the moon is effectively "air gapped" from Mexico!

Microsoft vows to destroy Office, er, offices: Campus to be demolished and rebuilt

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Didn't Apple do this when they moved HQ?

A couple of raffle winners found the supplied sledgehammer to be ineffectual, until a company expert showed them that they were holding it wrong.

Thought Macbooks were expensive? Dell UK unveils the 7 meeeellion pound laptop

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That's nothing...

You should see the cost of the extended warranty!

Reg Standards Bureau introduces the Devon fatberg as coastal town menaced by oily blob

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Re: But seriously though...

It's kind of like pykrete, but made of poop. Poopkrete.

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Re: Close to the sea?

Well considering the usual fare on the menu of the Blackpools and Cleethorpes of the nation... this really IS a shocker.

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Re: In an Eton Mess Age, a Boris Spider is Sure to Pontificate and Venture

Are you not thinking of Stavrososaurus?

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IT Angle

What's the IT angle?

That there lilo.

Excuse me, sir. You can't store your things there. Those 7 gigabytes are reserved for Windows 10

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Re: SKY Recording

It's true it's a pain in the butt. HDMI CP for example. Not present on the hardware for H.232 video conferencing kit, for obvious reasons, but it means all the video switching gear and stuff in between it and the source has to be set the same and it's best to lock the CP settings in memory because one device in the chain gets it wrong and it's black screen o'clock. Macs hate it, and having, say, an Apple TV hooked up so you can watch HD films in the UHD-laser-Atmos-equipped lecture theatre after everyone's gone home... you've got to swap cables around to get it to work.

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Re: All well and good...

I remember the old days...

1.21 Jiga Bytes???!!! 1.21 Jiga Bytes? Great Scott! How could I have been so careless? How am I going to store that kind of data?

I'm sure that in 2015 terrabyte disks are available in every corner computer store... but in 1995, they're a little hard to come by.

Border guards probe 'suspicious bulge' in man's trousers to find he's packing fluffies

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I believe it's still the same twisted pair though.

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His cable was supposed to be Cat 5?

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However...

... the whereabouts of the budgie he was smuggling remains a mystery,.

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Was the gentleman's name...

Claude Balls by any chance?

Low-power chips are secret sauce behind long-life wearables

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Re: Lower end

I had one of those! I found it most amusing that they simulated an analogue device using digital technology. In the end I replaced it with a dual display watch - proper analogue hands with an LCD display behind it.

You were told to clean up our systems, not delete 8,000 crucial files

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Like Jurassic Park's use of SGI's IRIX button fly interface and a 10 year old kid gleefully rubbing their hands exclaiming "This is a Unix system. I know this. It's like a phone book - it tells you everything."

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I saw True Lies over the weekend. Arnie gatecrashes a party at a mansion and plugs a relay dongle into the PC running an Arabic version of Windows 3.11

I'd forgotten how old that film must be!

Ballyhoo about Bali, Azure Migrations and Mac OneDrive users get some on-demand love

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My eyesight's going... does that say Fall creators update or Fail creators update?

Fake 'U's! Phishing creeps use homebrew fonts as message ciphers to evade filters

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Re: People stil falling for the fake email.

Microsoft Outlook's ability to effectively render obvious email links as nearly gibberish doesn't help users who are educated enough to try looking at the target URL.

Happy new year, readers. Yes, we have threaded comments, an image-lite mode, and more...

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Meh

Not a fan.

Pewdiepie fanboi printer, Chromecast haxxx0r retreats, says they're 'afraid of being caught'

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Re: Dumb 'Follower' learns life lesson ....... yet again !!!???

If you're going to stick your neck out, then selecting a moniker containing the word "giraffe" seems appropriate if you're going to make a massive target of yourself.

New Horizons snaps finish buffering: Ultima Thule actually two dust bunnies that got snuggly 4.5 billion years ago

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Eric and Ernie

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Ant & Dec?

It's 2019, the year Blade Runner takes place: I can has flying cars?

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Re: Imagine a smart bomb that refuses to explode

Or see that there Timelord bomb. It must have taken about 1 week to design and build the explosive itself, but 300 years to develop an AI interface that could argue you down from using it.

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Re: *Spoiler Warning*

Of course you'll buy newspapers in the future. That fondle-slab isn't going to protect you from the heavy downpour of acid rain.

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Re: I was under the impression...

I can just imagine Deckard getting Rachel a "23andme" kit for Christmas...

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Re: 'the fictional road-and-sky craft relied on a system called an aerodyne'

Aerodyne refers to generating lift through dynamic action acting on air, e.g. rotors or wings. A Zeppelin is a heavier than air machine - the flying part just relies on lift generated through buoyancy, aka static lift. Take out the gas and the machine stops flying. Although I suppose one could argue that it's not a Zeppelin if it's empty.It's aero as it relies upon the presence of air as a medium providing the lift. Zeppelins do not work in a vacuum. Rockets, however, are not aerodynes or aerostats - they use aerodynamic principles generally for guidance alone, their weight being countered by the thrust of the rocket motor rather than through lift.

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I was under the impression...

that Bladerunner replicants were completely biological robots. No need for "batteries" in the conventional sense. I mean, if there were a mechanical component to the replicants, they wouldn't bother with psychological tests, right? A quick run over with an x-ray machine should reveal any mechanical components.

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Re: Electric sheep

Does an electric sheep produce wire wool?

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Re: "Julius Caesar decried the way..."

If I might quote.... " I *AM* the senate."

Found yet another plastic nostalgia knock-off under the tree? You, sir, need an emulator

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Re: Imagine anything as efficient

Indeed. Lightwave & Maya, I seem to recall. But that was all offline rendering. The live video graphics overlay ability was an eye-opener for me.

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Re: Imagine anything as efficient

The copper chip was, and remains, an impressive piece of kit. I was watching some terrible films over Xmas, but some direct to video productions from the 90s (with impressive headline stars I must say, such as Christopher Lee, Patrick Macnee and Denholm Elliott) had me jumping with glee as the titles were clearly done using an Amiga plus genlock. That budget set up produced a really characteristic look.

What happens when a Royal Navy warship sees a NATO task force headed straight for it? A crash course in Morse

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It was used, I gather from the context, as an affectionate nickname, and these can easily mutate.

For example I had a classmate with the surname Dodd, who became known as either Doddy or Kenneth. Which then became Kenny of course, because many playground nicknames ended in a -y sound; Speccy, Whitey, Nobby, Chalky...

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Ken Dodd?

Oz cops investigating screams of 'why don't you die?' find bloke in battle with spider

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Re: May contain nuts

Was it crunchy or smooth peanut butter?

Bored IT manager automates Millennium Eve checks to ditch snoozing for boozing

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Re: The Sorcerer's Apprentice

Nothing wrong with automation.

Heard the one where the boss calls in an Oracle consultant who couldn't fix the database?

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RAIB report 19/2018 Collision at London Waterloo.

A test desk had been added to the signalling control room in order to simulate inputs into the signalling system during major works on the track there. Someone at some time later added an extra wire into the system without the correct procedures being followed because the test desk no longer reflected the works they had just carried out. This provided a current path that shouldn't have been there to a point motor which deflected a passenger train into an engineering train.

London Gatwick Airport reopens but drone chaos perps still not found

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Re: Shoot it down?

Buzz'droids.

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Re: Unlikely

Surely if there was more than one of them, they would need to coordinate their efforts somehow. I mean, they could use e.g. site radios, but would they think of that?

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Re: War time innovation

You could train swallows to drop coconuts on the drones. Two swallows... bit of string between them...

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These aren't the drones you're looking for.

GDPR: Four letters that put fear into firms' hearts in 2018

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Ah.. GDPR...

H&S for the digital age.

Staff sacked after security sees 'suspect surfer' script of shame

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Re: Access Denied

I'm surprised URLs containing the keyword BBC don't get banned more often.

Dutch boyband hopes to reverse Brexit through the power of music

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I think we've totally buggered our chances...

Down from zero to absolute zero?

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Europop.