* Posts by TRT

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Uber JUMPs at chance to dump load of electric bikes across Islington

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Islington...

The first UK council to abandon reason and declare themselves a blanket 20mph Borough.

The speed profile for getting anywhere in Islington now looks like...

Tube > UBER Bike > skateboard/scooter > walking > the bus > driving > giving up and sitting outside a pub for a beer instead because it's generally going to be more fun that whatever else you were heading to Islington for in the first place (possibly with the exception of sex).

Let's make laptops from radium. How's that for planned obsolescence?

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Devil

It helps if you don't turn on the autopilot. Lasts forever then. Autopilot on = software defined obsolescence.

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Re: I recall...

It's all held together with glue made out of horses hooves and bits of string. All of it.

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Re: Straws

Too much mint in the digestive tract can be an interesting thing. You leave lovely smelling turds. A bit like too much blackcurrant, except the fruitiness of that mixed in with the shit smell can be somewhat off-putting.

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Re: Paper Milk Straws

Watch-out, watch-out, watch-out, watch-OUT! There's a Humphrey about.

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Re: Well, they DO make degradable carrier bags

Don't use them to keep ANYTHING in. They degrade into a shower of centi- and milli-particles (bigger than micro- or nano-particles), spreading the former contents of the bag everywhere and coating everything in a statically charged fuzz of plastic.

Trying to clean them up is like playing asteroids, except that the geometric progression of division into smaller and smaller objects in greater and greater numbers doesn't end after three hits.

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Re: C-90s

C30 C60 C90, GO!

Bow Wow Wow.

Great track.

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Re: Straws

My straws have a full metal jacket.

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Re: Saab, too

Fred Flintsone special edition.

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I recall...

a trip in a teacher's 2CV, overspill from the clapped out Bedford school minibus, back from a field study centre, heading towards one of those new fangled "fun pools" of which there were only one or two in the country during that era, on a very hot, sunny, late June morning.

The road noise suddenly increased, and as we looked up to where the roar was coming from, a steadily growing sliver of daylight was appearing between the roof and the top of the car's passenger frame.

We all grabbed onto whatever dangly bits of roof we could and held on for dear life until we managed to get to the swimming pool, and the teacher could get to a phone box to call a garage!

Why telcos 'handed over' people's GPS coords to a bounty hunter: He just had to ask nicely

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Re: Only $300?

I want them alive. No disintegrations.

Honey, hive had it with this drone: Couple lived for years with thousands of bees in bedroom wall

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Re: Yet another bee story.

Comb on. Let's bee grown up, eh?

Now Chinese-made drones rubbing US govt up the Huawei: 'Strong concerns' DJI kit threat to national security

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This is one relationship...

that's gone from sweet...

(•_•) / ( •_•)>⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■)

...to sour.

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

Boeing admits 737 Max sims didn't accurately reproduce what flying without MCAS was like

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Bigger carbon footprint? Does it really matter when it was intended to be a humorous comment? The Wookie got it.

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So basically there are 10 possible indicators of the failure mode requiring this corrective action, and the most reliable of these indicators, the AOA disagree warning, is marked "where fitted". And how many of these indicators are shared with other abnormal flight conditions? It's all well and good saying that the pilots should have followed the bulletin, but there's a certain degree of having to recognise that one needs to do that. Of course now it's all over the news, it's at the forefront of a pilot's mind.

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Nah. It just means a lot of air miles added for the execs as they shuttle between locations in their Lear jets.

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Do you happen to have the text of that bulletin?

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That might work. It's also a very shit way of achieving something that should not need achieving in the first place. It's the airline equivalent of thumping the TV in exactly the right spot to fix the colour, only 150 plus people aren't going to die if Dot Cotton's dress is the wrong shade of blue.

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It's OK. They've drafted in some expert assistance from a Palo Alto based company that writes autopilot software.

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Lyft, Uber drivers boost app surge prices by turning off, tuning out – and cashing in

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50 drivers waiting with apps off, the first two in the rank are "allowed" to turn their apps on. So it only ever looks like there are two drivers available to handle the 50 plus requests in that area.

Long-distance dildo devotee deploys ding-dong over data deceit

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Re: more seriously

It needs to be more secure really. If they followed the Wide Area Network Key Interchange Negotiation Guidelines protocol, they could manage a mutual Transfer Over Secure System and achieve the status of Online Remote General Access Secure Messaging.

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Re: Does it have to be cloud based?

She wouldn't bother if he had a long enough cable.

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Re: An app in the hand is worth beating about the bush.

Hands free?

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Re: "Press 1 for Yes; 2 for No; and 3 for..."

Good evening.

Now, let's move on to something ruder.

Wankel Rotary Engine.

Well... ha ha ha.

Now it's time for 'A Book at Bedtime'. Alan Hutchinson reads another extract from a series of bedside books.

Number 32. 'The lady lies with her left leg planted firmly on the ground and the right hand waiting. The gentleman with the melon switches on the battery and places his left thigh on the edge of the swivel table, keeping the neck of...

Giga-hurts radio: Terrorists build Wi-Fi bombs to dodge cops' cellphone jammers

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Public spectrum signalling...

basically cheap & plentiful parts, a wealth of knowledge about it, and jamming or blocking it will causes lots of things to go wrong. So basically you just have to keep an eye out for SSID's like "Boom Town".

Tesla driver killed after smashing into truck had just enabled Autopilot – US crash watchdog

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Re: Which is safer?

Miles travelled or journeys made?

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Re: Stop this sort of accident

Pivoted so they swing forwards and backwards if they catch a hump. The purpose of them is not so much to deflect a car, more as to provide optical & lidar "infill" in the gap between the road and the truck body that to a dumb silicon shit it doesn't look like open road or a bridge or something otherwise 'not-truck'.

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Yeah, you can't really say that of, for example, Boeing though.

Wine? No, posh noshery in high spirits despite giving away £4,500 bottle of Bordeaux

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Re: A tough decision

Here's hoping.

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"Like a whoosh of hollyhocks straight up your nose!"

Most of the plonk I drink has more of a whoosh of hockey sticks straight up your nose.

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To be brutally honest...

This kind of thing wouldn't ever happen to me, because I'd never be forking out £260 for a bottle of plonk in the first place, let alone £4,500. In fact, £26 would be pushing the limit for me - have to be a very special occasion to warrant even that much - and then it would have to be one of the ones with bubbles in it, which I've heard can be quite expensive. Most of the time, when perusing the wine list, the only sound is a tiny exhalation of disbelief followed by "Just a jug of tap water, please."

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Re: Wine is wine

Wine is not an emulator. It's wine.

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Re: If the customer didn't notice

*sigh* I remember the days they used to do that with boxed software...

*splutter* GAH! This copy of Photoshop is corked, by God!

Another TITSUP* on this lovely Tuesday: Virgin Mobile takes time out to enjoy the sunshine

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Re: Nice day for it

As people give up staring at their phones and look up from the ground, turn to the sky, take out the EarPods and listen to the birdsong... emerging, blinking, into the light.

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As far as I can make out, their 2G services are totally out. 3G is phasing in and out. Bit of a bollocks up all round. Downdetector is lit up like a Christmas Tree. Where's Usain Bolt when you need him?

Jeff Bezos' Blue Origin unveils 'Blue Moon' lander, making it way too easy for manchild Elon Musk to take the piss

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Re: Going back to the moon? Very bad idea.

...moving the moon in any fashion is near impossible...

Just to point out that the moon is very much in motion.

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Re: Going back to the moon? Very bad idea.

The original premise for Space:1999 was UFO series 2, where SHADO would take the fight to the alien homeworld - using the moon as a giant, interstellar battle platform.

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"...the cargo variant, which can handle a payload of 3.6 metric tonnes, and a stretched tanker version that can manage 6.5 metric tonnes."

I wonder if I can get free delivery with Amazon Prime membership?

In the claws of a vulture: Nebra AnyBeam Laser Projector

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Re: Ouch!

Ah, the joys of cricket. The sound of leather on Willow... poor Willow, but she seems to enjoy it.

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Re: Uhh

Waiting for 3D laser projectors so you can watch zombie movies projected into the thin mists you get on the hills in the Lake District...

Won't somebody think of the other hikers??!!

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Re: Uhh

If they complain about missing Netflix, teach them lacrosse.

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Re: Ever since laser shows (in the 70s ..)

They do. They're not brilliant as you get RGB strobing during fast, non-saccade eye movements, but that could be sorted with a little inventiveness in the optics. And you don't need LCD shutters to adjust intensity; lasers can be modulated way faster than liquid crystals - down to femto-seconds. Multiple scan beams is another way to improve resolution, by dividing the screen up into different chunks you aren't creating as much flicker, which the non-peripheral vision is more sensitive to.

'Software delivered to Boeing' now blamed for 737 Max warning fiasco

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Re: does this affect more aircraft than the ill fated 737 max?

Mine flashes if I hit a dip/hole of a certain size, enough to make one wheel travel a little bit further round the surface of the road than the other. It seems like it should only be a tiny, tiny amount of discrepancy, which of course it is, but the rotation/torque sensors on my car's wheels are especially accurate; it's an integral part of the design of the transmission system apparently.

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Re: does this affect more aircraft than the ill fated 737 max?

Mine has a "Wheel RPM disagree" display... it's the one with a picture of a car skidding on it.

Apple stock hits bottom ... as AirPod exits man's backside and still works after colonic travels

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Re: "Recover the once-white earbud"

I Am Not A Lawyer.

Personality quiz for all you IT bods: Are you a chameleon or an outlaw? A diplomat or a high flier? Vote right here

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Pentesting isn't sad and full of despair...

...but whilst you're there, I have a NetApp mug full of biros I picked up from trade shows... perhaps you can start there? You can use the Kilimanjaro high stack of little post it note pads with now vanished AntiMalware providers logos on them, if you like.

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Where's the button to complain about the underlying code for the selector buttons?