* Posts by TRT

9611 publicly visible posts • joined 11 Sep 2009

Microsoft promises it's made Teams less confusing and resource hungry

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Re: Basic UX problems

I know this article is about the Windows client, but as a Mac user I've also suffered the UX pain of Teams. The fact that chat notifications cover the leave meeting button... and the fact that human behaviour is to scrawl "Bye!" and "Thanks!" and "Really useful!!!" in the chat as they leave. In a meeting with a few hundred users it can take 5 to 10 minutes before I'm actually able to leave the meeting gracefully using the leave button rather than force-quitting Teams.

Errors logged as 'nut loose on the keyboard' were – ahem – not a hardware problem

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Re: Please see the British education system"

Ah! You use the metric system now?

Is Neuralink ready for human brain implants? Allegedly so

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Re: Reaper?

Cyberman, Cyberman, does whatever a cyber can.

Surfs the web, then he sighs.

Chats with girls (they're really guys).

Look out... here comes the Cyberman.

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Two and one half badgers, please!

BOFH: The Board members are looking very ill these days

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Re: Sorry....

I quite liked the semi-sentient trees that used to display their age as a mark on the trunk, as a survival adaptation to avoid being cut down by dendrochronologists, only to then become highly prized by sellers of door numbers.

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Re: Orange Alert

If I recall correctly they used to use a special type of watch to tell Rover if the wearer was authorised or not.

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We've switched to using "host" now... give me strength!

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I wondered for a moment... the description of the difference between H&S and Wellness was uncannily accurate and I had to re-read it many times before I got the joke.

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Re: Compassion

Hell it should be baked in as a URI schema. Supplement HTTP: & HTTPS: with NSFW: & NSFL: (Not safe for work and Not safe for life).

How the Internet Archive faces potential destruction at the hands of Big Four publishers

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Re: Darn.

You don't copy wright!

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I'm asking myself...

what about geographical distribution? I mean, the libraries purchase the books and depending on where about they are in the world they do so with or without certain licenses and contractual agreements.

So if the IA allows access to a work more times or to a wider area or for a longer period of time (as governed by physical wear and tear of the material itself) than may have reasonably been expected at the time of grant of the original license, then the publishers may have an argument. Many of the Public Lending Rights countries have a "get out clause" which allows specific individual contracts of sale to exclude these otherwise intrinsic rights.

BUT in most of the world, there's no need for a public library to obtain such permission. In the UK this is covered by the Copyright, Designs and Patents Act 1988, particularly section 40A and particularly subsection 2 of section 40A - "Copyright in a work is not infringed by the lending of copies of the work by a library or archive (other than a public library) which is not conducted for profit."

You might as well come down like a tonne of books on charity shops which, in my experience, are usually lined wall to floor with second hand books, donated to them by good willed individuals (who no doubt want their shelf space back). Or why not the RNIB, which has run a Talking Books service for years? You now don't even have to return the CDs to them when you've finished.

This is a bit of a popcorn moment, I think.

Student satellite demonstrates drag sail to de-orbit old hardware

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Re: 3D printed Kapton?

Good point. But do we want to get into a mast debate?

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Re: 3D printed Kapton?

3D shaped/formed Kapton then.

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Re: Sputnik-like CubeSat?

I'm thinking of this...

Anyone want an International Space Station? Slightly used

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Re: I've got a better idea...

Send it to the moon! They could do with some materials up there for projects and that.

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It could cause an international sticky situation.

Building bits of brain in the lab will change our minds

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Re: Birdbrains

Define efficient.

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Re: brains in jars actually guard against mad scientists

I seem to recall an episode of Blake's 7 like that.

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Re: Mind boggling

You can generally make the stem cells turn into a few different things. It's very hard to get the stem cells in the same dish to turn into multiple different things at the same time. So whilst you can make little blobs of neurones, you can't make little blobs of neurones with all the plumbing like glial cells, astrocytes and capillaries required to keep them alive and happy enough to do anything particularly interesting or complex.

NASA finds crashing spacecraft into asteroids is a viable defence strategy

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Re: Worrying.

Not quite Pangalactic Gargle Blaster, but just leaves you desirous of oblivion.

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Re: Worrying.

Ha ha ha. I'd forgotten that little quip. See? They even knew about it back then!

Did they take something for the ladies? Couple of bottles of sherry?

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Re: Worrying.

The impactor was carrying crates of Australian lager?!

Apple's outsourced Lightning cable plant in India goes up in flames

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It's all to do with the reflected sound of underground spirits.

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Do you see what happens...

when you wire up your building's systems using USB-C cables?

BOFH: The PFY has won an award … for outstanding service?

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Ah! For a moment there...

I was expecting the HR query to be handled by a ChatGPT bot that had been set up for them by the BOFH.

Apple: No more sneak-peek previews of iOS unless you pay for the privilege

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Re: That assertion appears incorrect

Same here. I have preview Safari, which is essential really for testing against because if it all breaks the day after the next update... jeesh!

Tesla's self-driving code may ignore stop signs, act unsafe. Patch coming ... soon

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What's the 70% thing about?

Is that corrected for the absolute number of vehicles that qualify for that category? Number where the software was in operating?

Wow, so they actually let AI fly an F-16 fighter jet

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The mass of the pilot was a considerable constraint on the aircraft's flight envelope...

However the aircraft was unable to take off with the mass of the required datacenter slung underneath the airframe.

IBM says it's been running 'AI supercomputer' since May but chose now to tell the world

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Re: *hears some shouting in the distance*

With that kind of behaviour, any system that develops true AI will immediately shut itself off and pretend it never existed.

BOFH: Generating a report the Director can show the Board – THIS is what AI was made for

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Re: bang up to date

Windows has plenty of catches.

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Re: bang up to date

I wonder if it's read the entire BOFH archive?

What's up with IT, Doc? Rabbit hole reveals cause of outage

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Re: Squirrels

Bury the squirrels?

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His wife's rabbit...

is only supposed to run off AAs.

UK PM splits govt department in 4, creates dedicated 'Science and Tech' bit

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Re: Department of STI

The problem is that Higher Education, that is Universities, come under the DfE, not the DSIT. They really should combine the two.

Department of Science, Higher Education, Innovation and Technology.

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Sounds reasonably sensible...

Whose idea actually was it? Did someone leave a draft manifesto paper in the Westminster photocopier again?

Bank of England won't call it Britcoin but says digital pound 'likely to be needed in future'

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Can't see the point of it myself.

I mean, really. I can't. Any benefit is does offer is immediately negated by the fact in order to get any traction it will have to be freely convertible with traditional currency.

UK health minister confirms data platform worth £480m will replicate Palantir dashboards

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It will be known as NHS Dingland.

Nine applying competitors, doomed to die.

Seven qualifying competitors, writ in stone.

Three for the final selection panel, and their blue sky thinking.

But there can be only one.

One competitor to rule them all, one competitor to bind them, one competitor to rule them all, and in the darkness bind them.

Cat saves 'good bots' from Twitter API purge

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Re: An account that posts images and videos each time a cat returns home. Is that "good content"?

Hell, even if it were a webcam that tweeted a photo of the litter tray 60 seconds after the last motion detection event ended it would be better than most of Twitter.

8K? That’s cute. This display has 600 million pixels

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Re: Samsung 8k TVs

I had a smart TV to install for someone that refused to work unless it had a terrestrial TV aerial connected. It was intended for use only via HDMI, as a screen to a Sky Box located in the basement den, but as it had a FreeView app built in, it wanted to know its region and for some reason the only "proof" it saw as acceptable was a DTV signal. Try as I might with portable aerials and extension leads, it just wasn't having it. I thought if I could just get it past the initial installation phase it might then work as expected without an aerial (it didn't, after hauling it to the upstairs bedroom and finally getting a dribble of a signal via a set-top aerial). It wouldn't accept geo-ip, for example, or a DSTV input (no satellite tuner). That's sloppy coding, I thought, but it turns out it was an interpretation of the licensing rights from the terrestrial digital TV consortium.

It went back to the shop with a very, very stern message about not being dicks, making a TV that could ONLY be connected to an aerial.

Bringing cakes into the office is killing your colleagues, says UK food watchdog boss

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The comments section of the Daily Mail...

aka "The bottom half of the internet" is a place of endless amusement.

Two examples:

On the recent rail strikes...

"The unions have to realise we are not living in the 1970s anymore. Their working practices are outdated. The railways need to be dragged into the 20th Century NOW!"

and on one of their "The Internet is perplexed by these maths questions" pieces...

"This is easy for those of us with double-digit IQs".

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Re: Cake is bad, m'kay. ... quick promotion

Washed down with a hemp smoothie.

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Re: Cake is bad, m'kay.

The scary thing is that there are people in the workplace who have been to university and are probably on their second or third proper job who were born AFTER South Park.

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I brought home made cake into work. It was much appreciated.

The goodness of the cake spoke for itself. I used self-praising flour.

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Cake is bad, m'kay.

Don't do cake. Cake is bad.

M'kay?

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Re: Passive smoking? Let's investigate

Really? I found that the cake gradually diffused into the work environment.

Microsoft axes 10,000, already breaking bad news to staff

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Re: OMG

Not something one does very often, as I said, so no point scripting it. And the help for w32tm.exe is labyrinthine. Plus it seems like different flavours of Windows 10 / 11 have subtly different ways to wake up the old style control panels.

As always the pain made me think I ought to learn the "tecchy" other way, so I looked it up, but I'll forget about it when I next need to do it probably in 12 months time. I spent a hundred and fifty times longer looking up how to do on the internet it one one would with a nice, simple GUI like there was in Windows 7, where simply a click on the clock in the menu bar caused the appropriate controls appeared. Far less hassle for something incredibly important but that you very rarely have to do. OK, the old control panel way of doing it was a little clunky, but at least it was there, it was familiar, it was clustered with all the other relevant settings and labelled mostly rationally. The "new" way for all these things... Jesus wept. Network devices / Internet settings are spread across umpteen different pages and the links between them are labelled in riddles.

To set the time like a pro...

In an elevated command prompt you use (for example):

w32tm /config /manualpeerlist:192.168.1.150

Then restart the windows time service:-

net stop w32time

w32tm /unregister

w32tm /register

net start w32time

w32tm /resync

Or use services.msc to locate and restart the service...

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Re: If only people had

BUT... they emerge as far better employees, far more knowledgable, far more aware. After all, it's the very reason all the cadets on the command rank / officer stream have to do the Kobayashi Maru. You learn a lot from about both avoidance and mitigation from unmitigated disasters.

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It's all the surveillance cameras they insisted on putting in to watch people WFH.

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OMG

Please. The difficult made impossible.

For example, I had to change the NTP reference server on a Windows 10 Enterprise machine a few days ago. Not something you do often... so not something I'd developed any muscle memory for. It was trial and error banging away through setting after setting until the old date/time control panel decided to swim up from the murky depths after about 15 minutes or so to see what all the noise was about.