* Posts by TRT

9611 publicly visible posts • joined 11 Sep 2009

Ministry of Defence tells contractors not to answer certain UK census questions over security fears

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Re: UK Law

Universal Exports.

Staff and students at Victoria University of Wellington learn the most important lesson of all: Keep your files backed up

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Re: The only things

On windows profiles can roam. That means they can be stored on the network or locally. I think you may just have phrased yourself clumsily there.

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Re: The only things

But it also mentions profiles. So what is the truth here?

Partial beer print horror as Microsoft's printer bug fix, er, doesn't

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Re: Update: 19.03.2021 Latest Patch, on Patch, on Patch: KB5001649 Fails to install.

My mind is going, Dave. I can feel it.

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Re: Update: 19.03.2021 Latest Patch, on Patch, on Patch: KB5001649 Fails to install.

It’s ok. They’ve issued a patch to fix the auto-patch code.

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Re: Tired of MS

Ah well you see the problem is that one of their old school coding team wanted to work from home at the weekend and so they printed out the code to take away with them.

What happens when your massive text-generating neural net starts spitting out people's phone numbers? If you're OpenAI, you create a filter

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Re: Just sayin’

There’s already a fictional area code for the USA... 555

Microsoft customers locked out of Teams, Office, Xbox, Dynamics – and Azure Active Directory breakdown blamed

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Re: Have they tried etc etc and on again.

It’s no yolk.

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Re: 365, 364, 363...

I mean the odds of Azure AD going down like this must be...

2^448,002,400:3 against

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Re: 365, 364, 363...

Don't you feel that there's anything that you ought to be telling us?

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Re: Have they tried etc etc and on again.

Because when there’s a problem they’ll scramble every resource.

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They get a lot of practice.

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Re: 365, 364, 363...

I and my colleagues here are rapidly turning to penguin...

Someone defeated the anti-crypto-coin-mining protection for Nvidia's 'gamers only' RTX 3060 ... It was Nvidia

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Re: Cryptocurrencies should be banned.

I doubt the most expensive musical instrument is made of metal!

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It's a pain in the backside...

for those of us developing low cost systems for scientific research, especially COVID mutation modelling trying to pre-empt mutations that could render vaccines less effective. It's easy enough to spot the sequence changes as they spread, but not so easy knowing what the implications of those mutations might be.

US govt indicted me because I make privacy tools, says crypto-chat app CEO accused of helping drug smugglers

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Re: Know your customer

Ah. But they’re licensed you see.

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Re: So tomorrow Signal, Telegram?

He needs a criminal lawyer.

No. A criminal - lawyer.

Right. Better call Saul!

Holes patched in Russian segment of the ISS though pesky pressure loss continues

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Re: Shoddy Russian product?

Russian components, American components. All made in Taiwan.

Don't be a fool, cover your tool: How IBM's mighty XT keyboard was felled by toxic atmosphere of the '80s

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Re: Sticky fans

"I've got a million of these, how log have you got?"

Should that be "how lung have you got"?

Customer comment and contributions no more as Microsoft pulls the plug on Office 365 UserVoice forum

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Re: Well of Lost Souls

The complaints department was the only one to show a consistent profit.

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Every year for the last 15 years I’ve been putting a suggestion into their (and Apple to be fair) product feedback that alongside spelling abd grammar checking they should implement date sanity checking. Eg 29/02/21 or Wednesday 9th March would trigger a red wiggle and potentially ambiguous dates and times eg terms like this Friday, Monday week or midnight Wednesday, would trigger one of the blue lines with a suggestion of a more precise form.

And has this ever appeared? No.

Am I still getting emails and documents where I have to go back to the sender and point out they edited the date but not the day or that the relative date or time would be ambiguous? Yes.

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Re: No renamed forum is currently available.

It looks like you’re writing a post to complain about a Microsoft product. Would you like some help with that?

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Has anyone seen...

The latest advert for Teams? That’s the name of the game!

The sooner AI stops trying to mimic human intelligence, the better – as there isn't any

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Re: Smells like, "dog turds"?

Both end up f***ing close to water. Better?

And yes. I have no problems personally with light beers though I do prefer a rich brown mild ale myself. There used to be a bottled beer called Forest Brown Ale. Lovely stuff. Not seen it for years.

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Re: Smells like, "dog turds"?

Making a light beer is like making love in a canoe. They’re both f***ing close to water.

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Re: Smells like, "dog turds"?

Squirrels.

While Reg readers know the difference between a true hacker and cyber-crook, for everyone else, hacking means illegal activity

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The horse has bolted

You means the hacks have hacked at the hack until hack now means jack?

What happens when cancel culture meets Adolf Hitler pareidolia? Amazon decides it needs a new app icon

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Re: 'you make it sound like...'

Really is worth it. It’s subtle on many levels and not so subtle on many more.

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Re: I guess sometimes you just can't win.

It is a truly awful logo. Is is some kind of a joke?

Mind you... if they'd asked me I would have submitted one identical to their previous one but at a slightly inflated price. I mean... if they liked the one they had bought before, surely they'd like the same again?

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Re: 'you make it sound like...'

Or he could have popped on a bowler hat and a pair of oversized trousers and walked through customs swinging a cane...

Rookie's code couldn't have been so terrible that it made a supermarket spontaneously combust... right?

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Ah! Though one could have balanced the flammability risk out with an HFC subroutine.

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Indeed, just what The Doctor ordered.

Yes, the clown / jester is a familiar figure, anthropologically speaking. He diffuses a potential source of conflict through mockery and ridicule; don't you?

Microsoft spearheads a whole new genre with installation on the side of a Lyon tunnel

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Re: 0x12345678

I’m firmly of the belief that these windows errors websites only ever tell you to download a new driver version from the following link to a site hosted in a .ro domain and to accept all the privilege elevation requests whilst installing it.

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Re: My French is pretty poor...

You mean no woofers?

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My French is pretty poor...

When visiting Paris once, with my at the time pregnant girlfriend, I crammed a few extra handy phrases that may be relevant should, for example, medical attention be required for some catastrophe or other. Schoolboy French, at least that taught when I was little, doesn't usually include the vocabulary required to construct phrases such as "She's pregnant!" and "we're having a baby"... nowadays, I dunno... might be standard in some parts of the country pre- the traditional class trip to France.

Anyway, I became fascinated by a sticker on the Metro...

"Il est interdit pour introducer les animaux dans l'enceinte du system metropolitan"... or something along those lines.

My attempt at translation was "It's forbidden to introduce animals into the pregnancy of the tube network."

I mean... WHAT? I know Parisians have a reputation for loving little yappy dogs and that, but do they REALLY have such a problem with dogs shagging on the platforms that they have to put up a sign about it?

Turns out "enceinte" would have been better translated as "confinement", which at one point in the distant history of English was a euphemism for the later stages of pregnancy.

I half expected some gendarme to sneak up behind me and pull something akin to "People called 'Romanes' they go the house?"

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Re: Is it art?

The underground railway formerly (and currently) known as Le Metro?

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Surely...

The Bill Gates artwork equivalent to Emin's "My Bed" should be "My Bad!"?

BOFH: 7 jars of Marmite, a laptop and a good time

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Re: Marmite - hmmm

Food cravings perhaps.

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Re: Hypnosis

Like a kebab?

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Re: Surprise!

Mon ordinateur c’est craché?

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Re: Does what it doesn't say on the tin

Treacle.

Healthy 32-year-old offered COVID-19 vaccine because doctors had him down as 6.2cm tall with BMI of 28,000

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Re: At least they handled it well

And DEC are doing MicroVax... but I wouldn't want to inject one into my arm.

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Re: Is it possible this is BS?

Sanity checking was £1.6bn extra...

The wastepaper basket is on the other side of the office – that must be why they put all these slots in the computer

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Re: oh crumbs!

Our central IT lot bought a bargain lot of Dells (GX1s?) from a refresh sale of a Danish bank. 1000s of them to replace all the PCs in the college. A week before term started we had them all out on the desks in the computer suites. All set up ready to ghost. Turned them on and the room was filled with the most awful stench of fags and hash and sweat and just yuck. I was sick. Not such a bargain. We had to run them 24/7 for a month before it subsided enough to not cause complaints.

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Re: The human mind is a frightening thing

No. Her name was Liz. And the nickname WAS from that kind of thing.

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Re: I’m sure that’s just a phase.

That was blocked. I could only go for a Direct Comment.

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Re: We kept an enormous paper clip (suitably bent) in our toolkit.....

Standard piece of kit if you dealt with Macs. The buttonless cd drive and floppy drive was a great invention.

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Re: the specialist magazine Passive Component Industry

I’m sure that’s just a phase.

Big Tech workers prefer 3 days at home, 2 in the office. We ask Reg readers: What's your home-office balance?

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Re: No commute

I was 1 hour in bound & 1.5 hours out bound. And around £3k8 pa for a train ticket. So in about 10 years I’ll be able to afford an extension for the home office.

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My workplace is full of Corriemuchlochs so these kinds of chance corridor encounters are quite a source of anxiety.