* Posts by TRT

9611 publicly visible posts • joined 11 Sep 2009

Workday gets £9.8m deal for second chunk of UK's Student Loans Company project

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The SLC should be scrapped. It's an inefficient, over-bureaucratic behemoth that offers negative value-for-money for the tax payer and for the country as a whole.

Machine learning the hard way: IBM Watson's fatal misdiagnosis

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Re: Watson

Fruity behaviour. It also triggers the olfactory memory for "Morning Fresh".

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Re: Watson

Ah yes. 1.5.4 ... the Lemon Entry, my dear Watson.

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Re: flights of fancy

I thought Mayoc Linic was a character in Doctor Who.

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Re: started in Jeopardy

Of course they couldn't really work it in the broadcast visual media field either. Watson TV just didn't have any gravitas.

When forgetting to set a password for root is the least of your woes

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Re: Hitting Enter....

I tend to use shift now too.

How to get banned from social media without posting a thing

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Steri in crown caps. Fond memories.

The third pint school milks that Thatchier the Snatcher did away with (though it was a policy dictated by Wilson shortly before). LEAs funded it out of their own pockets for a few years. I used to build structures out of bottle caps and straws.

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It was a fruit drink I think like Oasis but not that. About 1980 or 1981.

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Plastic? This was years ago. It was made of glass.

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For clarification. Not a great photo of Jim. I wonder what happened to him?

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And if you're having difficulty imagining the kind of facial contortion which could result during such an incident... think "Michael Gove".

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Re: "I haven't posted anything yet," she replies. "We had lunch instead"

There was a Flickr group for pavement pizza. I'm sure it's a Rule 34 variant.

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Have you ever met Jim Gregory? He was the only person I knew who could be talking to you square in the eye, and at the same time be using his other eye to watch the shelves of Spectrum cassettes for shoplifters.

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Because it had turned me into Jamie Oliver! My tongue was in there too. The exhalation just came out through my nose. If I tried to push the breath out of my mouth it just blew my cheeks up!

I've only ever used those bottles since by pouring the contents into a glass.

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I once got a wide mouth soda bottle stuck on my face. I made the mistake of covering the whole of the hole and as the liquid dropped out and down my throat it created a vacuum which sucked my lips into the neck. It took my mother about four minutes to get a finger down the side and break the seal, by which time I had begun bruising.

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Re: Social media, the least social thing ever invented by the human race!

What? People from Suffolk can't take a walk in Kent?

Well, OK, there ARE occasions in recent history where questions might have been asked... but he could be from Suffolk and just happened to live within 5 miles of Folkstone and was taking some exercise. The OP did say 'local'.

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Re: There's your answer!

It was blocked for being inactive I expect.

Something 4,000 light years away emitted strange radio bursts. This is where we talk to scientists for actual info

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Or the more saddening one where it's decoded as "Hanging-up due to lack of response. Sector permanently marked uninhabited."

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Re: Cold-calling...

More likely, I just wanted to let you know that we have prepared a white paper on the threat profile of extra-terrestrial intrusion and I wanted to confirm your email address so that we can send this valuable and interesting information to you...

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Cold-calling...

Every 18 minutes it rings for 30 to 60 seconds. When we eventually pick up the autodialler it'll be, "Hello, I'm calling from GalactiTech on behalf of The Register..."

Behold! The first line of defence for 25% of the US nuclear stockpile: Dolphins

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Re: Day of the Dolphin?

Try also "Who Will Love My Children" (1983).

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It's always worried me slightly that Monkey World, Bovington Tank Museum and Winfrith Magnox are all in a straight line and in relatively close proximity.

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Re: Attach a buoy to a diver...

"bear-trap"... makes me smile given the context. Misha / Mishka.

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Re: I wonder if it works

Ah well that's how the story goes but the real flaw in the plan was they used German Shepherds.

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Re: It makes sense to use Dolphins as the last line of defence.

You might have to suck on the corner soaked in anti-depressants.

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Re: umm and the

I have a long association (a whole career in fact) with the vertebrate visual system, particularly colour.

It didn't start with SeaQuest for me, though. What got me hooked was one particular colour... that of money (my boss as he ended up being was paying about 50% more than others in the field - I later learned why - you needed a particularly strong mental constitution to deal with his BS. He allegedly had the highest staff turnover in the whole institution. I am quite fond of him even so... an utter genius, insightful, funny, intellectual to the nth degree. It's the temper that did it for most people... why are so many geniuses so, so angry? I hear Hawking was a superlative asshole.)

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Re: umm and the

Or you could find a psychic dolphin and name it Darwin.

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Re: Dolphins Buggering Off Home

I don't see why I should buy only dolphin-friendly tuna. I've never heard of a tuna-friendly dolphin.

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Attach a buoy to a diver...

OK, so how? Do they ram a toothed barb springy hook thing into them? Is it a compressed gas cylinder that blows a tethered balloon out the end and puts it out of popping reach?

This all sounds very interesting.

Burning plasma signals step forward in race for nuclear fusion as researchers get bigger capsule for their 192-laser experiment

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Re: Am I missing something?

The lasers are also a containment grid. If you turn that off, then you get a Twinkie 35 feet long that explodes. Or something like that. It's been a while since I saw the documentary about it.

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Re: ... demonstrating self-heating plasma ...

Those are the components of a purposeful construction... and indicators of science funding in the UK. Not that UK scientists should automatically get all the money they want - they do their best work when it's funded by what they can find down the back of the sofa in the coffee lounge.

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... demonstrating self-heating plasma ...

After an accident involving a coffee cup, a laser beam, two elastic bands, a particle accelerator, a paper bag and a McDonalds Apple Pie.

At 9 for every 100 workers, robots are rife in Singapore – so we decided to visit them

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Re: What is a robot?

But would you need a robot to, say, pick up a dropped herring sandwich? And how would you motivate such a robot in software?

Court papers indicate text messages from HMRC's 60886 number could snoop on Brit taxpayers' locations

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It's more than 20 years since Steps topped the charts. It could be less than that for STEP's first fusion energy

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Re: Mixed feelings

Are you suggesting that Parliament should be hung?

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Spherical? Sounds like balls to me.

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Re: Hm...

The place is now a science park. It has a high energy demand, as well as an incumbent population of skilled technicians and researchers. It's also practically on top of Didcot, a major generation centre.

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Hm...

Harwell isn't on the list?

Regulations and compliance are 'a curate's egg' for digital transformation, say IT pros in finance, telecoms and public sector

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As I was just saying to a technical sales person this morning...

in relation to their discussion around POCs... you don't get buy-in until you have a good POC, and if you have a good POC, good enough that it shows your product/solution is a must-have, then what you really want is to NOT have to spend 6 to 12 months on paperwork and regulatory frameworks etc etc before adoption and then having to rebuild your thingamabob from the ground up etc etc, because this is how temporary solutions become permanent. You want your POC to be scaleable / transferrable to the working system rapidly, seamlessly and with the various diagrams, requirements, service models etc understood and defined instead of playing pass the ball between vendor, user, IT-requirements/regulations team.

Robot vacuum cleaner employed by Brit budget hotel chain Travelodge flees

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Machine needs more Learning: Google Drive dings single-character files for copyright infringement

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Re: Snow White and the 111 Nybbles.

1 0 1 0, it's off to work I go.

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I'm afraid that the phrase you used there is copyright of the Aesop estate and therefore you must pay a licensing fee or cease and desist.

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They just need to do a bit of fine tuning... single character recognition for the detection of pirate material just needs to detect the one value. R.

Throw away your Ethernet cables* because MediaTek says Wi-Fi 7 will replace them

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Re: You can pry the ethernet cable out of my cold dead hands!

At one place I worked they were clearing out a room and in there was a large, grey, government surplus style metal cabinet. Inside were several racks made out of the strongest fecking square section hollow steel bars I've ever seen - very simple arrangement, front bar, back bar and joined at the far ends by crossmembers.

I said to keep that one, and I then laid all the cables over the front bar with the end level with the next bar down, laid over the gap to the back bar then back out over the next front bar going down. It was a perfect size so that most cable lengths resulted in both connectors being at the front of the cabinet next to each other. Anything longer or shorter could be accommodated using some of the spare racks. The steel was just the right roughness that the cables never slipped sideways but could be pushed to the side if needed. The edges of the steel bars were also rounded, not sharp. It took every single cable from the half-dozen mixed boxes we had. I spent a whole day filling it up, with mains at the top, printer, VGA, coaxial, serial, scsi, other weirdness in the middle and networking of various flavours at the bottom, with space on the floor for a few plastic baskets for gender-benders and other convertors and adaptors.

The cabinet must have been entropy proof. It worked beautifully for many years. Cables en masse can get VERY heavy, and these thick bars were rock solid. You could find the specific cable someone wanted in moments.

I later discovered when a former employee paid a visit that it was the cabinet they used to hang the Linotype magnetic tape cassettes in. We didn't have any of the tapes left, but apparently they weighed an absolute tonne, and there was a whole library of different typefaces, one family to a cassette. Hence the incredible strength of the cabinet!

Seems bizarre now that the entire library that was held by this bespoke metal box could easily fit ten times over on something the size of a grain of wheat now.

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It depends what kind of lab you live in, I suppose.

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Re: Does it go through brick walls?

You mean you've left the wine cellar?

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Re: You can pry the ethernet cable out of my cold dead hands!

Oh how often I shook my head when, during lockdown, so many colleagues had extensions built or conservatories added or garden rooms constructed and these structures were then lined with that foil-coated Kingspan insulation board.

"But the WiFi worked fine before..."

Yes, BEFORE you built a Faraday cage and before you then grounded that cage with copper central heating and water pipes that were punched through it. Did you ask your builder to leave a little bit of duct space there for the subsequent wiring that you'd need to do?

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Re: You can pry the ethernet cable out of my cold dead hands!

Socially distance ethernet... ahead of its time!

'Please download in Microsoft Excel': Meet the tech set to monitor IT performance across central UK government

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Re: Ideal for data

The time and effort you need to go to to produce this "well-crafted workbook" is likely to be approaching the time and effort needed to do it properly in the first place. In doing it properly you end up with something that's easier to understand, maintain, evolve and is going to be much more flexible and standards compliant.

IPv6 is built to be better, but that's not the route to success

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Re: IPv6 is actually there in the home user worls

I don't mind if they block everyone in that home.