* Posts by TRT

9611 publicly visible posts • joined 11 Sep 2009

Ooh missus, get a grip on my notifications

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I'm ambiguous therefore I might be.

We're calling it: World hits peak Namey McNameface

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Unfortunate incident...

when I referred to the Tesco staff member who was helping pack bags at the end of the checkout using a similar derivative. I hope the Indian-looking gentleman didn't take offence. *red face*

A cracked window on the International Space Station? That's not good

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Re: Just the job for Sputnik Stan?

It's a beautification campaign.

Well, I dare say you need it, Alec.

Conflict

Codeword: Washington Square.

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Space caltrops!

Label your cables: A cautionary tale from the server room

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Re: It was Working Yesterday.....

PEBCAK

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Re: not just servers

Is that the old cruciform, which was wired up like an explosion in a cable factory, or the new blue and glass one, which has 300 times more wire in it, but at least it's all hidden away behind locked doors?

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Re: How can you tell when a user is lying to you?

Yes, I emailed The Cloud yesterday to let them know that a user had clicked on a link to their instructions for connecting but thought it was a spoof site because of a spelling error and the screen grabs of How to Connect a Mac under OS X showed something very different to what they saw on their Mac. I saw that the images were from around OS X 10.3/10.4 era - when Powerbooks had separate AirPort cards, and got her connected anyway.

Reply back from The Cloud helpdesk - it's OK, it's the genuine site, but a recent server glitch has meant that some really old pages from backup had been made live by accident.

Really? I thought. I wonder what the newer instructions are. So a quick visit to The WayBackMachine... and the content of the pages hasn't changed since 2011, which is as far back as it went, although some of the window dressing had.

If you're going to bullshit someone, do it to someone who isn't going to check on your story and call out your bullshittery.

Official: Microsoft's 'Get Windows 10' nagware to vanish from PCs in July

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Re: Windows 10

He just looked at it and said "zis is horrible" (he's German). If I showed it to a professor of economics, they'd say "I think they are trying to make money with an app store and content store".

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Windows 10

OMG. I just installed Win 10 on a laptop that arrived for a professor here with Win 8.1 preinstalled.

I've just thrown up in my mouth a little. It's vile. Controls above (or is it below?) the explanatory text pushing everything down so that you have to scroll. Unable to set control panels to display by small icon. A "start menu" filled with crap - I'm supposed to be giving this to a f***ing professor of neuroscience and the start menu is filled with f***ing Minecraft and XBOX shit?!

Type sizes are all over the place so that you can't find a comfortable medium. The big stuff is just about right at 100% zoom, but the small stuff is illegible. Or set it to 150% and the small stuff is just right, but the big stuff takes a quarter of the screen.

Jesus wept. Please, take me away from this!

French duck-crushing device sells for €40k

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Re: Absolutely horrendous...

It makes my blood boil, ducky.

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... or call the breakdown service.

Reverse

Automobile sur

Canard.

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Mallard fizz for me, please.

Squeeze of lemming, sir?

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Re: Absolutely horrendous...

Is that like a rack of lamb?

At the BBC, Agile means 'making it up as we go along'

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It's stakeholder focus is reflected in the name.

Like that similar digital project for a certain ex-MP, MyÖpik.

Sic transit Mercury Monday

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Very good...

headline there.

Microsoft half-bricks Asus Windows 7 PCs with UEFI boot glitch

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Gates Horns

Horns.

They were in the old El Reg icon set. It's fairly trivial to achieve this!

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I had the same on my home PC a few weeks back. Hours of hair pulling to figure out what was wrong. Fixed it, then last week two "home-brew" number crunching machines at work (bought in from specialist builders and that moved to our centre with a research group) went the same way. The BIOS screens were vastly different from mobo to mobo though, making it hard to find exactly where to make the tweak - on mine it was under advanced boot settings, on the other two it was under security on one and advanced settings - key management on the other . Anyway my reputation as a miracle worker upheld.

Windows 10 free upgrade offer ends on July 29th

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Re: I don't mind Windows 10, but what's next?

There won't be anything after W10. WII is trademarked by Nintendo.

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Re: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Just 2 hours? I usually tell people 7 days allowing for all the updates and service packs, just to give myself a day in hand.

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Technical question...

If I need to wipe and reinstall... I have the installer disk for Windows 7 and I used that to build my machine - and if I had "upgraded" to Windows 10, I wouldn't get a Windows 10 installer disk shipped to me... so is there something in Windows 10 that makes a "Reinstaller" DVD or something? You know, should I ever feel the need to be a masochist and reinstall it? Say if my HDD died or something.

Siemens Healthcare struck by rebranding madness

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And the people who treat rubber compounds with sulphur etc... they would be vulcaneers. I suppose now Leonard Nimoy is dead there's no-one to sue over that; Paramount, maybe.

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Re: Sounds like

But the people who apply veneer... they must be veneerereers.

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or, as those are now known...

Semen Expressioneers.

Suck on this: White hats replace Locky malware payload with dummy

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Shame that they didn't...

just encrypt all of the bad guy's files. And then offer to unlock them again for a suitable fee.

ZX Printer's American cousin still in use, 34 years after purchase

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Re: Not a 'thermal' printer...

Vaporised aluminium is NOT something that you want to be breathing in. See the thread about vaping and Alzheimer's.

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Re: Good tip

We've got a family of feral faxes round our way. They keep rummaging through the recycling bins. I think they escaped from a local business park around the time of the millennium.

Cops deploy StingRay anti-terror tech against $50 chicken-wing thief

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What colour...

was the chicken?

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...filmed before the actual events.

Which is the point of the statistical analysis, yes?

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Re: Bah!

Stingray anti-terrorist system? I didn't know Steve Irwin was a terrorist.

What? Too soon?

BT to splash £550m integrating EE. Firm shrugs: Cheap!

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Re: "Look at all the wonderful stuff we're doing"

It's not been the same since Buzby was accused of fiddling fledglings in the 80s.

Did your UK biz just pay £1,500 to stop a DDoS? You've been had

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Lizard squad?

Well, perhaps just monitor the situation.

Skygazers: Brace yourselves for a kick in the Aquarids

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Re: I almost read that as...

Coat. Definitely coat. Yes, not goat. No. Goats and altars at a specific astronomical event? My word. What would the neighbours think?

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I almost read that as...

What time do I set my altar clock to?

*gets goat*

How 'flexible' can the UK actually be on EU data protection law?

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The last time I saw a list like this...

"Provisions that allow Member States law to modify the GDPR provision can be found in the following Articles: 4(7), 4(9), 6(2), 6(3)(b), 6(4), 8(1), 8(3), 9(2)(a), 9(2)(b), 9(2)(g), 9(2)(h), 9(2)(i), 9(2)(j), 9(3), 9(4), 10, 14(5)(b), 14(5)(c), 14(5)(d), 17(1)(e), 17(3)(b), 17(3)(d), 22(2)(b), 23(1)(e), 26(1), 28(3), 28(3)(a), 28(3)(g), 28(3)(h), 28(4), 29, 32(4), 35(10), 36(5), 37(4), 38(5), 49(1)(g), 49(4), 49(5), 53(1), 53(3), 54(1), 54(2), 58(1)(f), 58(2), 58(3), 58(4), 58(5), 59, 61(4)(b), 62(3), 80, 83(5)(d), 83(7), 83(8), 85, 86, 87, 88, 89, 90."

... it was the Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy's index entry for "sex". Perhaps they want data protection to get fucked?

Ex-HP boss Carly Fiorina sacked one week into new job

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Re: Next stop for Fiorina

It's a shame really. I love her sauce. Great on a bacon butty. She developed the squeezy bottle variety, yes? I heard she squeezed HP anyway. Something like that.

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Re: On behalf of the human race

So... is Trump saying that America isn't great now? At least Britain's great. See? They even put it in the name. Or does that just mean "big"? Perhaps they'll rename the USA; Great America. Has a kind of ring to it, doesn't it?!

Extreme photo-bombing: Bad ImageMagick bug puts countless websites at risk of hijacking

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Re: By feeding booby-trapped data – such as a poisoned selfie

Poisoned booby selfie.

Venezuela tops world lightning conductor league

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So...

A castle high in the mountains of the Transvaal is the appropriate location to set up the lab.

Igor! Fetch the waggon.

E-cigarettes help save lives, says Royal College of Physicians

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Re: propylene glycol plus some flavourings ?

@Pompous Git.

Metal and Silicate Particles Including Nanoparticles Are Present in Electronic Cigarette Cartomizer Fluid and Aerosol.

Monique Williams, Amanda Villarreal, Krassimir Bozhilov, Sabrina Lin, Prue Talbot. Plos One (2013). This was a somewhat controversial paper; caused quite a stir on the vaping forums at the time.

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Re: A report based on evidence instead of prejudice ?

Nickel and Chromium per se are not dangerous. It's the particulate size as well. The study linking inhaled nickel nanoparticles and Alzheimer's was someone who worked in a car spray booth re-chroming classic American car parts. He got ill within 6 months of them changing the spray process - the new machinery made smaller particles.

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Re: Effects of inhaling propylene glycol.

@Pompous git. The absorption is the crucial bit. It matters not where it gets in - if nano particulate (~5nM dia) nickel, aluminium or chromium gets into your body, into your cells, nucleic acids may wrap around them and if this happens in neurones, it may accelerate cell death by displacing linker histones which may disrupt mitochondrial function (neurones are very susceptible to mitochondrial failure). I'm saying may, it's all conjecture based on some studies and some as yet unpublished results from colleagues here where I work. I know down votes follow me whenever I point this out to people; I regard that as ostrich behaviour. Vaping is better than smoking, I *think*, because there is not sufficient research evidence one way or the other yet, but it is not risk free and there may be further effects - Alzheimer's is a very slow disease in general; a generational disease, and one with huge financial implications for society as it is structured today. If one wants an analogy, asbestos was hailed as a wonder substance, would save countless lives by slowing or containing a fire, looked harmless, far from it - I lost relatives due to that substance some 40 years after exposure.

So, I'm saying look carefully at the design you use - silver wire is probably better than nichrome or aluminium for elements, better still don't let the element come into contact with the vapour at all. Just to be on the safe (er) side.

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Re: Effects of inhaling propylene glycol.

I'm less concerned about the chemical goop than the heating element itself. The most obvious choice for a heating coil is nichrome. The rapid heating and cooling of the coil will cause the surface of the coil to slough off nano-particulates of nickel and chromium. Some coils I know are made of an aluminium alloy which is just as bad. A study into the contents of the vapour - and this stuff is sucked straight into your lungs with the aim of getting as deep in there as possible - showed that these metallic nano-particles were present in the vapour, especially from cheap Chinese elements. Another study (unrelated to the e-cig one) showed that nano-particulate nickel and chromium, when inhaled, can trigger neurone death and start the cascade of cell death that leads to Alzheimer's disease. These metallic nano-particles are already present in the atmosphere as the result of car exhaust, mainly aluminium, copper, iron, zinc, manganese, magnesium, and vanadium - Nickel was found only in Marine Diesel fumes.

Anyway, the whole business of getting campaigns together to lobby legislators or convince the masses that this is safe or this is dangerous etc etc smacks to me of the whole Ad Men thing, with the smoking during pregnancy is good for you and the asbestos - wonder material! cover up and the thalidomide cover-up. Rather than anyone getting any decisive empirical evidence together, people just throw money out to try and secure more money. Damn the health of people, damn the future, money money money NOW! It will come clear in time, and certainly traditional tobacco products are an evil burden, I just say more research, please.

Of course, you could encapsulate the heating element in, say, glass.

Must listen: We've found the real Bastard Operator From Hell

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I wonder if my experience listening to this recording...

is anything like the experience of my colleagues with whom I share an office when I unveiled my latest guilty listening pleasure; techno-oompah.

Samsung's little black box will hot-wire your car to the internet. Eek!

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@Graham Marsden...

...open the doors on the motorway...

...there are some benefits then...

Not the kids, no.

The wife's door.

And seatbelt release.

And the transverse rotational electrical seat adjustment.

And the airbag between the front seats.

Or the panoramic electric sunroof and the passenger side under-seat airbag...

Heathrow Airbus collision 'not a drone incident'

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Re: Ryanair

Actually, I bought some duty free on the plane and they didn't charge for the bag. It's about the only f***ing thing they didn't charge for, tbh.

Redback sinks fangs into Oz builder's todger

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I knew an Australian woman once...

who got into the shower and a spider fell from the ceiling and bit her on the tit.

Fangs for the mammary.

UK's 'superfast' broadband is still complete dog toffee, even in London

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Re: Why get Fibre?

Ah, BT's cabinet stickers, yes. They actually mean "The stickers have arrived", not "The fibre has arrived". If enough people enquire, they might run out a line from the exchange to that cabinet.

Cisco network kit warning: Watch out for malware in the firmware

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Re: Paywall downside

I may have misunderstood the original poster in this thread. I interpreted "release updates from behind a paywall" to mean, "put the releases behind a paywall", when I should have interpreted it as "not put your update releases behind a paywall".

My apologies, therefore, for the down vote. I've changed my thumbs down to a thumbs up.

Neo4j CEO: We're at 'a huge inflection point for graph databases'

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a huge inflection point for graph databases

I can get you some cream for that...