* Posts by TRT

9611 publicly visible posts • joined 11 Sep 2009

Public masturbation not a crime declares Italy’s top court

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I'm reminded of the ST:TNG episode...

where the aliens communicate by metaphor and allegory. Perhaps the old bloke was speaking of Onan and Tamar in Judea?

Star Trek's Enterprise turns 50 and still no sign of a warp drive. Sigh

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Re: Reactionless drive?

Thargoid.

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Re: EmDrive is an impossible idea?

Less exotic test bed. Tau Nton?

Pains us to run an Apple article without the words 'fined', 'guilty' or 'on fire' in it, but here we are

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The comment about the DSLR camera...

Does that mean that Apple are developing a DSLR camera, then? I mean, if they weren't, they'd be saying that their phone camera was as good as a Pro camera, right?

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Re: the lady in the shower with the phone

You don't want to read what The Guardian says about wired headphones. Or maybe you do. But anyway, with the picture on this article it puts in mind a scene like psycho.

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Re: Sad face

Inductive charger?

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Re: It's a bloody single function legacy adapter.

Anyone remember the 2.5mm stereo jack? Where was that used? I know I changed loads of them when I worked at Tandy. Was it the Realistic pocket radio? I can't recall. Anyway, I've not seen them in a while.

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Re: Apple's history of bravery

I call bollocks on that. Any designer worth their salt will have the big thunderbolt screens which have wired ethernet ports built in as well as lots of other stuff.

Tesla driver dies after Model S hits tree

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Re... Uh, what's a 'milk float'?

A thin milkshake with a scoop of ice-cream on the top, I believe.

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Re: standard operating procedures

What happens when SOPs conflict? I mean, if you're a little girl and you spill milk, what do you do? Obvious if you're a big girl.

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Re: UPS

Why would it go through your shoes if it can go through the water instead?

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Re: Learning curve

Maybe the curve was a little too steep...

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Re: standard operating procedures

@AndyS. FYI - From the first responder guide:

If the Roadster is connected to a charging device, DO NOT use water to extinguish a vehicle fire. Exercise the same precautions used when AC power supply potential exists.

If the Roadster is NOT connected to a charging device, Battery Pack voltage will not follow water back up a fire hose.

Fire fighting measures

If fire or smoke is observed when the Tesla Roadster is connected to a charging source, immediately shut off power to the charging source.

In the case of burning lithium-ion fires, generously and continuously flood the area with water. The water may not extinguish the fire, but will cool the adjacent battery cells, control the spread of the fire, and prevent the fire from being re-ignited.

Firefighters should wear self-contained breathing apparatus. Battery cells may emit potentially hazardous organic vapors if exposed to excessive heat, fire, or over-voltage conditions. These vapors include HF2 oxides of carbon, aluminum, lithium, copper, and cobalt. Additionally, volatile phosphorous pentafluoride may form at temperatures above 230o Fahrenheit.

Battery first aid

Under normal conditions, the Tesla Roadster’s battery cells are hermetically sealed. Contents of an open (broken) constituent battery cell can cause skin irritation and/or chemical burns.

If materials from ruptured or otherwise damaged battery cells contact the skin, flush immediately with water and wash affected area with soap and water. For eye contact, flush with significant amounts of water for 15 minutes and see a physician immediately. Avoid inhaling vented gases. If a chemical burn occurs or if irritation persists, see a physician.

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And after that article about...

tackling Lithium-ion battery fires the other day that said "don't smother the buggers", or words to that effect.

Retired Philae lander slouches on Comet 67P

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Re: Why not leave it.

They're trying to find a parking meter?

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Re: Why not leave it.

Not enough gravity to keep it in an orbit around the comet without energetic input. Eventually the mothership will fly off or crash in. Why not do it in sight of Earth's telescopes?

Sex is bad for older men, and even worse when it's good

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Re: Next Weeks Headline

The data are still not in on that one. What I can tell you is that avoiding computers altogether will see you going into the enjoyment of your golden years with a full head of hair.

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Re: Bah!

Obvious, innit. Spunk is life juice. Men give, women receive. Or men give in equal measure, thus cancelling out. Is this effect seen in lesbians?

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Are there any data...

about a possible correlation with wealth and inheritance?

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I think, on balance,

I'm prepared to take the risk. Who wants to live forever?!

BA check-in system checks out: Staff flung back to cruel '90s world of paper

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Re: It's just resting...

There are 100 6th of Septembers in a century. Some of them are Tuesdays.

Drone speedboat isn't

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Re: You do understand why it was manned?

Why didn't they get a woman to sit in it? Then they could still say it was unmanned.

It's time for humanity to embrace SEX ROBOTS. For, uh, science, of course

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Re: I'm reminded of that 80s song...

Marching song in our school playground. Poor Juan. The only Argie kid in the school; was bound to end in tears.

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I'm reminded of that 80s song...

How did it go?

The members of the Argentine, built themselves a wanking machine.

On the fifteenth stroke, the damn thing broke,

And turned their balls to whipped margarine.

EU will force telcos to offer 90 days of 'roam like home' contracts

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After all,

when in roam...

Hollywood offers Daniel Craig $150m to (slash wrists) play James Bond

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Re: You're a spy, Harry

Think yourself lucky. I always get him mixed up with Craig David.

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Re: James should retire

James Bond thinking is very much in the box. As often as possible.

Intel bags FAA pass to fly 100-strong drone armadas over US soil

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Re: The Emperor

As well as your fleet of drones, will you be having an army of clones as well?

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Re: advertibots destroying English with meaningless hook word use.

"Save up to 15% off!"

FTFY

ABBA-solutely crapulous! Swedish router-maker won't patch gaping hole

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Re: wrong

Isn't the name the initials of the members?

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Re: Mamma Mia!

It's all about money, money, money.

Drama in orbit: Brazen UFO attacks Earth's Sentinel-1A satellite

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Re: UFO

It's a beautification campaign. I dare say you need it Alec.

BBC vans are coming for you

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Re: 66% discount

Curious. A lack of colour vision? I know someone who would love to have a poke around in her head with an fMRI scanner.

Replacing humans with robots in your factories? Hold on just a sec

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Re: As a company...

The ones that only use fairtrade, ethically sourced, extra virgin organic vegetable oils for the hydraulic system? Fantastic machines. Feng shui the factory and you're good for 12 years.

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As a company...

you'll be wanting to mitigate and lessen any potential liability claims, as well as ensuring that you don't lose production from production lines automata that are unreliable and/or require extensive servicing. So my message to any bosses thinking of investing in automation like this is to go for a quality robot; forget those cheap, mass-produced general purpose robots - buy one that's been hand built.

Labour's Jeremy Corbyn wants high speed broadband for all. Wow, original idea there

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What is this rubbish about Wales?

I was there last week. Camping in a field on the side of a valley in the middle of Brecon, and I got 200 baas.

Mozilla's trying on seven hot new spring/summer logo looks

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#2...

Isn't that London 2012?

Slutty Lisa Simpson just can't get enough.

Five-storey Blue Screen Of Death spotted in Thailand

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Re: It sucks when it's your bank's ATM...

You realise your coffee can secure holdings solution depends on Java, right? With Gnome on top.

Ford announces plans for mass production of self-driving cars by 2021

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Re: which market exactly?

I have discovered that at least one country, Finland, does not require a human driver. I'm not sure about their equivalent of the Construction and Use of Road Vehicles Act, where many mandatory features are related to the driver (such as the field of view, window shading, mirrors etc etc). The UK has a special prototype vehicle legislation to deal with all these circumstances where a vehicle inherently cannot comply with the existing legislation for whatever reason.

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Re: Not a hope in hell

Rocks don't tend to wake up and run off the road when you bib your horn.

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Re: Not a hope in hell

Be useful for remote autonomous exploration of extra-terrestrial environments.

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Re: Joystick or Game remote

Knock the top off Johnny Cab.

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When AI reaches a par with NS (Natural Stupidity), we'll be in a position to reassess.

The calm before the storm: AMD's Zen bears down on Intel CPUs

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That picture...

looks like it was taken in a pub or something. I was hoping it would be a stock photo so I could ask if someone had searched for "mother bored in the pub". Ah well.

Viscous liquid oozing down the walls? You must have hives

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Welsh bees, you say?

It's not unusual to be buzzed by anyone...

Cisco joins Microsoft and flings out Skype-friendly collab app

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Will it allow...

Telepresence users to join in without the expensive Outlook scheduling touch-screen add on? Also, BlueJeans has been doing this for a while now.

CERN staff conduct 'human sacrifice' at supercollider site

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Re: Incredible...

1/5 kill-a-what per annum. Very efficient.

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Re: CERNs true purpose: destruction of the Earth

Campaign for Earth's Reduction to Neutrinos?

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Re: DOOM!

We need a Huon particle storm to power our SpaceTime capsules.

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