* Posts by TRT

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Londoners react with horror to Tube Chat initiative

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Re: meh

Someone last night had clearly had one over the eight and was attempting to make conversation on the bus. Mainly about Rizlas, and did anyone have any.

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Re: Ah, the French... Ou est le chat?

@Dr_N. How did I work for Radio Shack for so many years without coming across that?! I mean, I'd have thought that was an obvious one, as I did a good few months working for them in Canada. Mind you, I might have become even more confused had I tried to equate hifi speakers, pregnant things and the Metro.

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Ah, the French... Ou est le chat?

I recall going to Paris with the ex-wife when she was expecting. Not having covered 'my partner is up-the-duff' in school boy French, I added various helpful phrases to my lexicon, such as "ma femme est enceinte", just in case. I had learned a new word; enceinte - pregnant.

Pottering around on the Metro, I was intrigued by a sign that read "Il est interdit pour introducer des animaux dans l'enceinte de system Metropolitan".

Hang on... I thought. It is forbidden to introduce animals into pregnancy on the Metro? Do they have a problem with people breeding dogs down there? Is there an army of stripy jumper wearing farmers tupping their sheep in between the turnstiles?

The best concept I could find was that English used to refer to pregnancy as "the confinement" at one point. Then it becomes clear. You can't bring your pets within the confines of the Metro.

Je suis enceinte, pas un chat.

Samsung: And for my next trick – exploding WASHING MACHINES

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Re: Yes, I have. In the lab.

Just fill it with pieces of flint and carefully place a large beaker of nitroglycerine in the drum before setting the delay wash start and getting as far away as possible. And remembering to set up the GoPro of course.

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Re: "Exploding"?

Ah, that was it. Kinetic. I couldn't recall what the K stood for. I thought it couldn't be Korean, surely.

Maybe their company motto is:

Samsung; Manufacturers of Korean equipment & fine instrumentation. Reliable exports.

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Yes, I have. In the lab.

You get a massive plume of vapour from the powder drawer. Like a smoke machine on speed.

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Re: "Exploding"?

I prefer Forceful, Unplanned, CatastrophiK Equipment Disassembly.

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Eeek!

Lucky the UK is addicted to front-loading washing machines. At least then all you have to worry about is the waterproof seal failing (as well as everything else like heater elements etc).

M.2 SSD drive format is under-rated. So why no enterprise arrays?

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Re: But why're they all so small?

Very true. M2 seems to refer to the electrical/data connection standard not the physical dimensions, though the one that we couldn't use and I half-hinched out of one of the new Dells seemed to fit onto an Asus gaming motherboard perfectly.

USB-C is now wired for sound, just like Sir Cliff Richard

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Re: USB audio and Lightning audio is digital ONLY, not analog!

I've had a pair of USB gaming headphones for a few years now. There's a DAC/ADC dongle-thing which breaks out to 3.5mm headphone and microphone sockets.

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Re: @cornz1

Hm... OK, maybe I don't have a neuroscience degree after all... *checks certificate* Oh, wait... yes I do. Well in that case I mustn't be working in a neuroscience department now and for 20 of the last 25 years. *Looks around* No, that can't be it.

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Re: @cornz1

When you are talking about applying a potential to the surface of the body, or an organ, then yes, it is the current that flows as a result of the potential and the resistance that the current flows through. There's also the issue of duration. But when you get down to a cellular level, it's the potential difference across the cell membrane that causes things to happen in cells, opening voltage-gated ion channels etc.

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Re: I wonder how does electrocution through your ears feel like

Even a few hundred mV will kill you if you get it in the right place. Lethality from accidental exposure goes down with voltage. 70V is considered non-lethal in all reasonable domestic conditions, but if you stick a 70V cable across your tongue you'll feel it (and never do it again).

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Not really. You encapsulate the socket inside the device. The only thing breaking the water barrier then are wires. Means you have to shake out the socket and provide a small hole for water to squeeze out of when a jack is inserted, but that's not beyond the realm of design. The best reason for getting rid is thickness of device and weakening of the entire structure around the hole. Could switch to 2.5mm but why not go the whole hog and ditch it in that case?

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Re: To the USB implementers forum, I say...

If they are, it's on Mistletoe and Wine.

The wait is over: MoD releases latest issue of Ship Paint Monthly

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Re: Dezincification

It's actually of huge interest to the narrow boating fraternity, most barges being made of steel like battleships are.

NB most narrowboats employ a sacrificial anode made of alloys of magnesium or zinc to offset the loss of iron that occurs as a result of the boat's electrical system. Electroplating etc etc.

Apple moving to scrubbed up London's Battersea Power Station

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Apple in a pig's mouth.

Microsoft paid me $650 to scrub Windows 10 from my grandpa's PC, says man

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Error, error. Does not compute...

"We will continue to listen to customer feedback and make improvements based on what we are hearing from our customers.”

There is an error in your statement at "continue to listen".

There is an error in your statement at "make improvements".

Disney rollercoaster helps pop out kidney stones

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Wasn't there some research about roller coasters and endorphins release recently? I know they stimulate adrenalin and other "fight or flight" systems. A temporary pain block would be useful in such fight to survive situations.

BBC to demand logins for iPlayer in early 2017

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Re: But surely...

Erm... would you really use a hotel's MyID login? I'm not saying that there shouldn't be a MyID login; I was questioning the validity and usefulness of collecting postcode information when the legal requirement is now to have a TV license for the property you live in (assuming it's not commercial property of course) and there's way more than 1 TV license / household per postcode anyway, and that on a mobile device you might not be in the postcode that your MyID is associated with.

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Re: But surely...

This is true. But there's nothing stopping them allowing, say 16 associations of a MyID per TV license serial number. Should be enough to cover most legitimate households. Or they could just investigate the cases where, say, 200 unique MyIDs are quoting a single license number. They have the license holder's details on file.

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There is a tendency to farm off the actual production and the inherent risks to smaller "independent" single-shot production companies. But we all know who pays for it all. So the short answer to your question is "Yes, they do".

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Re: But surely...

My point was that asking you to put in a postcode to provide regional services is pretty useless given, as you say, mobile devices nowadays means it could be in use anywhere. I can understand the MyID idea - to tie what a person watches with their login so your iPlayer recommends doesn't fill up with period drama, GBBO and soaps when you're into Robot Wars, University Challenge and Click! But how do you tie MyID into a valid TV license which is what they've persuaded the law-givers is needed to reflect modern viewing habits and ensure continuation of a funded service? It just doesn't make sense. It's some kind of Chewbacca defence.

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But surely...

just a serial number or passcode off your TV license should do the trick. I mean, it's not like location services aren't available from most device APIs anyway.

Smelly toilets, smokers and the Kardashians. Virgin Media staff grill top brass

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Re: "Whats (sic) your favourite Kardashian?"

My ex-wife is part Armenian. So IME they are very into living off my back, wasting time thinking about "crown chakras" and getting hysterically paranoid about everything. The only other Armenian I know was a cover secretary where I work, and she was into telling anyone who stayed in the office more than a minute the entire story of the Armenian genocide whether they'd heard it before or not. Lovely lady, very in your face. Had that same weird blue-black hair my ex does. Ended up working in the Department of War Studies.

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Re: "Whats (sic) your favourite Kardashian?"

Gul Madred. Those were two of the best episodes ever.

152k cameras in 990Gbps record-breaking dual DDoS

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Re: I'm trying to think of that sci-fi story...

Ah yes. That'll be it.

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I'm trying to think of that sci-fi story...

where every phone in the world rang at the same time. I think it was made into a film as well... or was it an episode of The Twilight Zone?

Ever longed to be naked in Paris? City council votes TODAY

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I believe public masturbation...

isn't illegal on the continent.

Brain plague or estate agents? I know which I'd prefer in Virtual Reality

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"But what is reality?" asked the gnomelike man.

He gestured at the tall banks of buildings that loomed around Central Park, with their countless windows glowing like the cave fires of a city of Cro-Magnon people. "All is dream, all is illusion; I am your vision as you are mine."

There was a moment of chaos. The liquid before Dan's eyes clouded suddenly white, and formless sounds buzzed. He moved to tear the device from his head, but emerging forms in the mistiness caught his interest. Giant things were writhing there.

Pygmalion's Spectacles, Stanley G. Weinbaum, 1935.

SpaceX: Breach in liquid oxygen tank caused Falcon 9 fireball ... probably

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Fireball...

I wish I was a spaceman. The fastest guy alive. I'd fly you round the universe.

R2D2 delivery robots to scurry through the streets of San Francisco

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Paris Hilton

Re: fixed hazards will be the real challenge

Paris just isn;t the same without all the dog shit everywhere.

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Re: @Big John -- The same goes for the Amazon Drones

Sr'mechs and floor flippers.

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Re: Screw the Jawas!!

At 3.7mph, you'll be dead of food poisoning before you can complain.

Heathrow airport and stock exchange throw mystery BSODs

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That's not a BSOD

That's the angry fruit salad of death.

Do AI chat bots need a personality bypass – or will we only trust gabber 'droids with character?

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Re: The speaking phish

I can hear Wolfie barking. Is everything OK?

British unis mull offshore EU campuses in post-Brexit vote panic

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Re: Re:entire villages of empty properties?

And if you're building a new university... where do you put it? Near the places with the empty houses. Mountain meet Mohammed.

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Re: Ireland

Aren't there entire villages of empty properties?

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Ok, so...

All the UK universities build a building or "buy" a floor in a building on a new University of Europe in, say, Ireland. Persuade Apple to spend a bit of that £13b building it - if it gives a non-EU country access to research funding and collaboration and working rights, then there's no stopping USA universities from having a presence there... could be the start of something wonderful.

Shopkeeper installs forecourt khazi to counter mystery Dublin dung dumper

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Will the wee fecker...

visit for a turd time?

I want to remotely disable Londoners' cars, says Met's top cop

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Behold the fruit of your techie utopia: A $43 San Francisco fog-infused martini

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That crunchy stuff round the rim...

Let me guess, it's neither salt nor sugar...

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Re: fanny batter champagne

Mind bleach... quick!

Virgin Media costs balloon by MEEELLIONS in wake of Brexit

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Me. And as soon as various negotiated deals I had with them expired and they refused to renew them (they didn't have the capacity for a phone line to accompany the TV & Broadband, so I was unable to get certain deals through no fault of my own), the costs started creeping up and up and up.

Lenovo denies claims it plotted with Microsoft to block Linux installs

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RAID...

improves performance? Was there only one SSD in the box? I think so. So, WTF are they on about?

Asian hornets are HERE... those honey bee murdering BASTARDS

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Lethal 4-hour-erection-causing spiders spill out of bunch of ASDA bananas

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Re: Cadburys

But we still have Mars in the UK, although part of Mars international. If this had happened to one of their products, we'd be coming over all Ziggy Stardust now.

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Re: What A Way To Go....

The Blue Knob of Death?

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Re: Doctor, help me, a spider gave me this huge erection!

Well, it wouldn't be the first time you got a hard-on from something off the web.