* Posts by TRT

9611 publicly visible posts • joined 11 Sep 2009

Adventures in (re) naming your business: Fire up the 4-syllable random name generator

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Re: You would think that coming up with a name is the easiest thing in the world

Hmm... Fuck IT. Might work you know...

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Re: Brand names are tricky

You know why certain American country music radio stations never took off in the United Kingdom?

www.1067wnkr.com

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Re: agreed

What dictionary do you rate then? Does it have brand value? Does the name convey the true essence of how the publisher intends the reader to relate to the product?

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Re: agreed

But it did resonate with recent thoughts I'd had on companies such as Wahanda and a few others whose names escape me, but they were meaningless syllabic strings akin to baby babble offering virtual services such as a comparison of comparison sites, yet-another-restaurant-review site and being able to buy something you don't really want at a price you can't really afford from someone that you don't really like (a bit like Starbucks operating under a shill name).

Anyway, Wahanda has rebranded as Treatwell. Meh. Bonus - no more annoying guitar singing adverts. But so many others are doing this, it makes me wonder what the point of the name was in the first place.

Astronauts on long-haul space flights risk getting 'space brains'

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Re: It's just too far away to visit...

Matt Damon!

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They still operate in the radiation protected zone, even if it is really very high up in the stratosphere.

Facebook pays, er, nope, gets £11m credit from UK taxman HMRC...

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Re: The grew the business...

tl;dr.

You might as well try to explain how subnet masks and IP addresses work at a binary level to a double entry bookkeeper. They aren't going to get it.

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The grew the business...

by making a loss. In what reality does that even make the slightest bit of sense?

This is why I prefer IT to accounting.

Windows updates? Just trust us, says Microsoft executive

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Re: A Trip To The Doctors (Dr Microsoft)

Prostrate? It's a requirement.

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there's a few things to iron out...

And when you do remove the creases... it would lead to increasedsecurity.

Makes sense now.

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Re: Trust us

Spinach can be great, done right. A decent saag aloo... lovely. Boiled spinach in a lumpy green mess of slime? Yuck.

FBI wants to unlock another jihadist’s iPhone

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Re: Opportunity for Samsung

as always, the secretary will deny all knowledge. Good luck.

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Re: Opportunity for Samsung

You mission, should you choose to accept it...

Don't panic, but a 'computer error' cut the brakes on a San Francisco bus this week

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Re: Crashed

The transit system formerly known as a Metro?

Got a great IoT story to tell? You have until Friday to let us know

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The only IoT thing that would be of interest...

would be a camera that was pointed at the coffee jug in the rest area.

Except I don't drink coffee now.

'Please label things so I can tell the difference between a mouse and a microphone'

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Re: Easily fixed...

The number of times I've seen manuals that say "right click" when they mean "secondary" or "contextual" click... because you can swap the button functions over for left handers, and you do get people with three button mice etc etc. And people who use trackpads or digitiser tablets.

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Re: When we get to the stage where we have to label everything...

You mean like where Word has gone? Where a microscopic picture of a pair of binoculars means "Find", and God alone knows what two parallel grey lines over a pair of green right pointing arrows with some feint dotted motif behind it does, or how it differs from the same but with only one green arrow...

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Re: Label you, label me, label us all together

I wonder what BHS stands for? Well, not that it matters now.

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Called out to the video conferencing system yesterday.

We can't get the radio mics to work. Just no signal from them. The signal bar shows just nothing at all.

"Hm," I think, "has someone changed the frequency setting? Batteries dead? Better take a look as that seems odd."

Walk... walk... walk... walk... walk... ... ... ... walk... walk... walk... walk... walk... enter room, no lights on the receivers, the person points to the mixer unit which has power but no signal level bar even with them banging away on the £100+ each microphones. Switch power on at PSU and aerial distribution unit (switch is at the front and very obvious and I've show this person how to use it all before). Lights up like a Christmas tree - radio mics come on. Not a problem at all.

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Re: @Arthur

Mouse doesn't work... at an Arts and Design college. Usual cause (until we got the new back to back desks) was that the extra long mouse cables dangled down the back of the desk, where the students would stretch out, catch their foot on the cord, and yank the thing out of the back of the computer.

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Re: Label you, label me, label us all together

I'm not doing the old underwear labelled C&A joke.

Zilog reveals very, very distant heir to the Z80 empire

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Z8 Encore!

Are! you! sure! it's! not! owned! by! Yahoo!?

Is Apple's software getting worse or what?

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Re: hiding things

Holding alt... for the window expansion thing. Just WRONG. Make it an option, yes. But changing the default behaviour? Forcibly? For everyone?!?

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That sort of thing tends to make me a little bit cynical when I'm told "it's a whole new windows" or "rebuilt from the ground up" or "We've been through every line of over 4 millions lines of code..."

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Windows isn't any better. No start menu, no task bar. BUT you could right-click an icon and were still offered "Add to start menu" and "Pin to task bar".

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Re: Preview

I wanted to remove the audio track from a video I recorded of a road junction to send to the local highways authority. Took the video on my iPhone... on my iMac, it comes up in Photos. Great. Now right click, reveal in Finder... wait... where's that gone? OK, drag and drop it from Photos into iMovie... nope, that doesn't work... OK, look in the Movies folder in my User folder, that's where video used to end up... Nope, not there. Pictures? Nope. Ah, a big library file. What was that trick to show a package contents? Alt key, click... WTF?! A dozen folders with obscure names? Back to Photos... what the F*** can I do with this? Info... Ah! A Filename... let's spotlight it... and... it found it! In photos. Back to square one. GRRRRR! I can see it on the screen... WHERE THE F*** IS IT ON MY COMPUTER? Ah, export. No export. Share? SHARE? I don't want to share it, I want to edit it before I share it... Oh, I can apparently share it with myself as a file. Resolution to export at? I don't know. The original one I guess. I don't want to waste cycles reducing the resolution. Nope I can't recall the specs of that camera on the phone. I thought it was HD... that's 1080p... Not an option. Can't be it. No idea. Wonder if the original resolution is the default one? 720p anyway, that'll have to do.

So where... Ah! NOW it's a f***ing file. We're getting somewhere. Now, how to get it into iMovie...

Open... Nope. OH FUCK IT ALL TO HELL! Where's my camcorder?

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The exception that proves the rule...

The rule being Betteridge's Law of Headlines.

My Nest smoke alarm was great … right up to the point it went nuts

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Paired up with a Samsung Note 7...

Perfect partnership.

Moldovan Dridex millionaires to spend 12 years in jail

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Moldovan Dridex

Sounds like a character from Dr Who

Artificial intelligence will eradicate channel drudgery, says Lenovo boss

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Terminator

So... machines will be allowed to order machines and parts for machines and components of other machines in some kind of mechanised utopia... in an ultra-efficient ballet of digital transactions. I for one welcome our robot overlords.

When Pornhub meets the Internet of Fridges

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Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

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Ya! Ich bin haagen ein wunderbar daz. Aber ich fühle mich so geil.

*bum... bum bum bum... chikka*

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Re: Rule 34

I'm a secret lemonade drinker...

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Re: Bah!

Only if it's signed with a site certificate and using HTTPS...

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Mayonnaise?

Where we're going, we don't need mayonnaise.

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Re: Come to Home Depot...

Beko ause...?

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Re: Ah... right... slight misunderstanding there.

To be honest, you brought the problem on yourself when you asked if the LCD panel on the door could display what's on the top shelf.

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Ah... right... slight misunderstanding there. So you wanted ...

a fridge which could display a live view of the contents of the salad drawer so that the user could tell if their lettuce was fresh without opening the door or even using a web browser at their office. You see, when you asked me for a feed from a webb cam ... well, naturally...

Sudden explosion in reports of exploding phones

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Re: "Apple told ABC it would not comment"

Of course... you don't want to flambé all the customers you know. That would be killing have a negative impact on future revenue streams going forwards with the plan of expanding the customer base.

Gone

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"the changing nature of end user computing"

So long as you take home the message that "end user computing" isn't only heading in one direction. I've got a fight on my hands with End User Services managers who are insisting that they create a managed, standard desktop running on managed, standard hardware for all end users because "that's the future", when the "end users" I look after are, in fact, developing scripts and software for their medical & biological research tools and not being allowed to install e.g. Matlab for themselves and spoon-feeding them a bland array of pre-prepared, standardised desktop machines is not exactly preparing them for life outside this university or adding value to their CVs when they leave to head off into the big, wide world.

Industrial control kit hackable, warn researchers

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Re: It's the thought process that hurts...

Almost as bad as NCIS. "The mines are triggered by a needle laser trip wire that communicates by encrypted wifi to detonate mines simultaneously..." because wifi now means radio, right kids? And encrypted means unblockable without Herculean effort that yields the key at one second before detonation.

Apple to automatically cram macOS Sierra into Macs – 'cos that worked well for Windows 10

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Re: At least with Linux

As opposed to a "going out with someone mode".

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Re: At least with Linux

I think there's still a single-user mode.

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I'm definitely...

getting pissed off with the iOS10 constant nagware reminder on my phone.

Simulation shows how space junk spreads after a satellite breaks up

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Eagle One to Alpha Moonbase... come in Alpha command... You're moving away from us at high velocity... Come in Alpha command.

Criticize Donald Trump, get your site smashed offline from Russia

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Re: Stop Reading after Brexit vote.

Absolutely. That's one Berkshire town that's too big for its boots.

How to steal the mind of an AI: Machine-learning models vulnerable to reverse engineering

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Unless...

you study the AI by using an AI.

Londoners react with horror to Tube Chat initiative

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Re: A very British problem

And a hastily penned letter to The Guardian or The Telegraph (depending on your bent).

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Re: Disgusting

There is one exception to the no talking rule. And that's if your cubicle is out of bog roll. Then it's a queue for a game of bog roll basketball.

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Re: Look , this is El-reg not some wierd fetish dating site...

You mean El-reg isn't a weird fetish dating site with a heavy tech-pr0n bias? Well knock me down with a Sinclair micro-drive cartridge.