* Posts by TRT

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CES 2017 roundup: The good, the bad, and the frankly bonkers

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Re: ...on the wrist or wherever....

If it twerks...

Forget aircraft – now cretins are laser-blinding ferry boat crewmen

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Cretins...

round our way have taken to lasering bus drivers and lorry drivers down the high street.

Apple sued by parents of girl killed by driver 'distracted by FaceTime'

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Re: It probably *is* possible to detect a driver...

Aw man! And after my skiing accident I was looking to prevent boredom by face timing people from my traction bed.

Barcodes stamped on breast implants and medical equipment

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How to read the barcode...

Braille, obviously.

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Re: on the other hand....

I thought that when they did two things they did them one side at a time.

Christmas cheer for KCL staffers with gift of extra holiday after IT disaster

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Re: mirror

That's block and track mirroring. You can also have just file mirroring.

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All staff. I assume that's the directly employed ones, not the subcontracted ones like a lot of the cleaners and maintenance staff are that put up with a lot of shit from all sides.

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Or classes in a primary school where one teacher takes the class for all lessons bar a few that require e.g. the gym.

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Re: 29% increase

It was quoted from two different tables in a report by the UCU. I didn't check their calculations but I suspect it's to do with a relocation grant that was awarded as a one off rather than the regular pay element. One table is for all element emoluments, the other just emoluments.

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Top 50 highest-earning heads of institutions by total emoluments 2014/15 (2013/14)...

#4 King's College London Professor Edward Byrne £458,000 (£324,000) i.e. a 29% increase

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Re: Repeatable?

Or based on mutations.

Did webcam 'performer' offer support chap payment in kind?

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Re: I have a mate who works as a plumber...

Jungian? No. NLP. NeuroLinguistic Programming. What about you?

I practise CLP.

CLP?

CunniLinguistic Pleasuring.

*boom chikka wa wa*

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At a FE college...

we were suspicious of one student who used the LC475 lab on his own when the other suites were full of brand new Power PC based macs. So we networked in to view his browser cache folder. In real time we watched him downloading page after page of Disney smut. He was dragged in to the dean's office for a talking to, but I couldn't help but feel sorry for him. If you are going to jeopardise your education and hence career it might as well be for something more... potent... shall we say, than a drawing of Snow White with her boob out, pleasuring an anatomically inaccurate Thumper the rabbit.

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Re: Love a good pr0n investigation

Got in via a back-door.

Sayonara North America: Insurance guy got your back when Office 365 doesn't?

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Re: Consolidation

Phones. On the 3PAR. I mean, come on!!!

Non-existent sex robots already burning holes in men’s pockets

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Never let your man forget he can be replaced with 7" of plastic and 2 batteries

How's your ex-wife's shelving holding up nowadays?

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Re: What would they be running on?

Clockwork?

HPE says 3PAR problem that broke Australia was a one-off. Probably

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Gosh...

This is sounding awfully familiar...

China gives America its underwater drone back – with a warning

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Missed chance...

For headline along the lines of "Chinese deliver take-away"

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Erm...

Unpresidented? Jesus wept.

Why does Skype only show me from the chin down?

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Re: SPED???

Or the Toyota version, "I put my foot on the brake and the car sped up."

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Re: Incompetent admins and migration saboteurs

Unless IT sneakily announces rolling 24 hour outages on their diverse server real-estate. All the individual old servers, which come back up identical to previous and no-one knows the wiser, except that they are now imaged virtual machines running on a 3PAR. All mission critical servers now running off one single piece of hardware. Imagine what chaos could follow if, say, the one disk failure tolerant 3PAR RAID had two simultaneous failures.

BT and Plusnet most moaned about broadband providers. Again

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Re: Bad data

I think I saw the figure 36 per 100,000 in there somewhere.

Stupid law of the week: South Carolina wants anti-porno chips in PCs that cost $20 to disable

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Re: Unintended Consequences

Presumably the US equivalent of CEOPS would be able to research still.

View from a Reg reader: My take on the Basic Income

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Has to be

balanced by checks on unscrupulous employers, though. Can't be doing 40 hour weeks and earning under threshold just for the tax payer to be propping up some business owner who pays shite wages. *cough* Sports Direct.

Beauty is in the AI of the beholder: Young blokes teach computer to judge women by their looks

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Beauty is in the i7 of the beholder

'So sorry' Evernote rips up privacy changes

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Re: Translation

Best practice would be to make your privacy policy private.

New US rules on 'vehicle-to-vehicle' communications under consultation

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What are they talking about, new?

It's been an established UK protocol for vehicle to vehicle communications since... forever. You see it every day here. Maybe, with TTIP we'll be seeing more and more American drivers, hence the need for a V2I protocol.

Meat pies in SPAAAAAAAAAAAACE!

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Scary take off!

It's brown sauce time.

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Not sure what the meat is...

It's an unidentified pieing object.

Poor software design led to second £1m Army spy drone crash

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Re: Re the weight-on-wheels thing

Thales idea of a WoW sensor is a bleeding V4 lever microswitch... their idea of an advanced version is the sort with a roller end.

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Re: When R/C hobby models now come with autoland, these folks are simply pathetic.

You could fit a mouse to the front of the drone... see if it starts panicking when the engine cuts out because the drone thinks it has landed.

Could a robot vacuum cleaner monitor your data centre?

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Now an AI system...

that can analyse what the machine is about the sweep up and calculate a disposition for it...

"I've cleaned under your sofa and discovered the remote control for the Apple TV, 3 pounds and 27 pence in loose change, the missing piece of that 3,000 jigsaw puzzle your aunt Dorothy gave you last Christmas, four pieces of Lego..."

Not OK Google: Tree-loving family turns down Page and pals' $7m

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Re: Translation

"Many stories are told of Zaphod Beeblebrox’s journey to the Frogstar. Ten percent of them are ninety-five percent true, fourteen percent of them are sixty-five percent true, thirty-five percent of them are only five percent true, and all the rest of them are… told by Zaphod Beeblebrox. Only one wholly accurate account exists - and that is locked in a trunk in the attic of Zaphod’s favourite mother, Mrs. Alice Beeblebrox, of 108 Astral Cresent, Zoofroozelchester, Betelgeuse Five. Though countless people have tried cajolery, bribery, or threats to get hold of it, she has carefully guarded it from all eyes for many years. Waiting for what she calls… the right price."

Sysadmin 'fixed' PC by hiding it on a bookshelf for a few weeks

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Re: Top Floor Perks

Obviously the wrong sort of catalogue. A perk of Littlewoods underwear department is checking up on the photoshoots.

NASA – get this – just launched 8 satellites from a rocket dropped from a plane at 40,000ft

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WINNER! Crush your loved ones at Connect Four this Christmas

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Re ... didn't put a lot of thought into their acronym...

Or did they and were trying to appeal to Scrabble players?

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Re: into this world is to have someone whom you're guaranteed to be superior...

Who will be choosing your retirement home...

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I still play Risk...

Good game.

Stratego... now I've not played that in a while.

Amazon's first live drone delivery flew last week in Cambridge, UK

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Re: Anvils

Super-strength ceramic magnets. I'll just place this delivery marker mat on top of this iron drain cover...

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The video was missing something...

Music...

Like this:

would be fitting

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Are CAA fines tax deductible?

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Popcorn you say....

I wonder if they do other snacks and baked goods. I look forwards to ordering a packet of air biscuits.

Is your Windows 10, 8 PC falling off the 'net? Microsoft doesn't care

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Re: the DHCP client attempts to re-use the last good IP address

Seriously, don't just down vote stuff if you're not going to point in the right direction. I feel I'm missing something here and I can't find any reference either online or in my Cisco networking course books, or in my Network + course books.

When do you get a DHCP REQUEST containing a non-special IP without an OFFER preceding it?

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Re: the DHCP client attempts to re-use the last good IP address

Really? I can't find a reference to this. Is it part of some wake-up protocol? My initial comment was based on trying to crowbar the OPs highly stylised and anthropomorphic version of DHCP transactions into the agreed way to describe the sequence of events. "Can I use x address?" I interpreted as a REQUEST without it being in response to an OFFER following a DISCOVER. That shouldn't happen, so I thought maybe they meant DHCP RENEW. Which, quite rightly does contain the client IP address, but is more of a "Can I continue to use?"

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Re: Don't think Microsoft has the monopoly on dodgy DHCP clients

"Any normal DHCP client that has previously been connected to a network will usually send a request with the IP address it had previously."

Previously been. As in "is no longer". That would not be the case with a RENEW.

If only our British 4G were as good as, um, Albania's... UK.gov's telco tech report

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Re: is anyone surprised?

Leaky feeder.

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Re: is anyone surprised?

Contrary to popular belief, railway track isn't earthed. It's called "traction return potential" and there is a floating potential of around 100V between the running rails for block occupation detection. But I take your point.

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Can the people of this country afford handsets, and do they use them? I can stand right next to a bloody mast and get spinning wheel of delay just picking up email because every Tom, Jane, Freddy and Dominic that walks past as a phone clamped to their chest as they watch catch-up TV streaming video 24/7 crossing the road. If you're the only Johnny on the basestation, sure it's going to give you a good service.

Rogue One: This is the Star Wars back story you've been looking for

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Re: Robes?

They can't have disappeared. No character that central to the plot has a cloak...