* Posts by TRT

9611 publicly visible posts • joined 11 Sep 2009

Beijing deploys facial scanners to counter public toilet abuse

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Re: communist loo roll?

What? Where "resources" are spread around evenly ? Yes. Izal can do that for you.

Ye Bug List

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Anti-Ddos and missing images

On frequent occasions I'm missing images all over the website and I've now got a 5 second block when trying to load anything. What gives?!

Norfolk County Council sent filing cabinet filled with kids' info to a second-hand shop

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Ha ha ha!

Surely no-one would send something which could even possibly hold data down a recycling and disposal route without double and triple checking.

</sarcasm>

A router with a fear of heights? Yup. It's a thing

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You had me going for a minute there...

when you said about liking it "low and slow" and "mountainous networks", I thought you must be referring to sudden peaks of demand causing supply instabilities. Seriously? It's a cooling problem? Wow. That's a tight tolerance. I mean, I know that capacitative trackpads had a problem with dry air / moist air once upon a time, and you had a correction factor for that. Well, you live and learn.

BOFH: Don't back up in anger

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Re: No, but did you understand it?

It can be neatly summed up as "Use the force."

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Re: New technical terms.

Combined ultrasensitive magnetic resonance force microscopy (MRFM) / 3D image reconstruction achieves magnetic resonance imaging (MRI) with resolution <10 nm. The image reconstruction converts measured magnetic force data into a 3D map of nuclear spin density, taking advantage of the unique characteristics of the “resonant slice” that is projected outward from a nanoscale magnetic tip. The basic principles are demonstrated by imaging the 1H spin density within individual nano-scale particles sitting on a nanometer-thick layer of adsorbed hydrocarbons. The result represents a 100 million-fold improvement in volume resolution over conventional MRI, demonstrating the potential of MRFM as a tool for 3D, elementally selective imaging on the nanometer scale.

Think I'm making this stuff up?

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Re: New technical terms.

Surely you need a tunnelling scanning cryo-electron microscope to profile the magnetic polarity of the diatomic regions, visualise the granular domain boundaries and generate a probability density map for the distribution of annealed and fixed data domains?

User jams up PC. Literally. No, we don't know which flavour

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Re: "Why W?"

"No, just W. Any key, but you only need to press one of them once."

"No, I meant why 'W'?"

"Yes, I head you the first time. Just W. Not Y. Or just Y without the W."

"So, you don't need me to press the 'W' key? Why?"

"Yes, Y."

"Because I asked you?"

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If there was jam in the keyboard...

it was probably Cherry.

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Re: Personal experience.

Some of the chips had melted...

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Bloody lucky!

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Re: Good design my a***

I had a Sony Vaio once that persistently failed to connect to WiFi. The power switch was a fancy sprung loaded slide to activate job that also released the clamshell lock. It was located right next to the WiFi /Airplane mode on/off slide switch which was about 2mm thick with a tactile surface. There was no Wi/Fi on/off light either, it was a green on-screen display.

Every time the user opened the clamshell, they clicked Airplane mode to on. I would go through a whole load of shitty superstitious mumbo jumbo removing drivers and adding them back and taking them away again and putting them back again... and then miraculously it would work. I had usually rested my thumb on the switch and pushed it back on by accident.

It took about 6 months and 6 visits from the professor in question before I eventually downloaded the manual and decided to read it page by page to see what was going on. Then, THEN, I noticed the little line with a number on the end pointed at the edge of the Vaio, and THEN I decided to look up what Number 7 was, and saw it was "Airplane Mode".

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Re: Jammed...

Ah! Now, you're reminding me of Chris Tarrant, and his railway ventures.

Which makes me think of the Phantom Flange Ringer of the Old Railway Yard.

Which makes me think of The Wheelltappers and Shunters Social Club.

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Re: Good design my a***

Some of them were so sharp that you could happily lacerate your entire hand without noticing until you came to percussively reattach the beige case components leaving a large, bloody handprint over the side of the machine. PC maintenance by an Orcish clan.

Barrister fined after idiot husband slings unencrypted client data onto the internet

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Re: Online backup?

I laid a fat pipe in between the two sheds.

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Re: Online backup?

Do I need to replicate in next door's shed?

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Re: Why store them on a shared computer in the first place?

Whole device encryption means bugger all if you are copying the decrypted data out to another location.

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Re: More interesting than the barrister's name would be the backup system's name.

Definitely. This sound a very dodgy bit of gear.

GCHQ dismisses Trump wiretap rumours as tosh

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Re: Tin Foil Hatters have taken over the free world

All the security services need to do is just get everyone to BELIEVE that they mass surveil everything and everyone. Then they set up a dummy company that sells ultra-secure unbreakable encryption in a variety of easy to swallow packages. All it takes is just a leisurely scroll through the order book. The wisdom of Solomon.

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Most emphatically NOBODY tapped telephones at Trump tower.

They had no need to. They had wire taps in place already at the Russian embassy, the offices of various Russian executives and ambassadors and the homes of the aforementioned. So who's fault is it that they spent so much time on the blower to the Putin-crew?

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It was a joke...

Based on the time difference, yes.

Jeez!

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I liked the way GCHQ's press release appeared BEFORE the allegation that they were involved. It's almost as if they knew in advance...

Gov.UK pulls plug on its YouTube ads amid extremism concerns

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Charlie says... adverts next to YouTube clips of pyromoronic US teenagers launching petrol filled Coke cans into orbit?

Fire brigade called to free man's bits from titanium ring's grip

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5 x 4 x 1.5 cm ring?

Diagram required.

Oh. There's a picture. Now I see.

Ouch.

Also, why did you miss out on the usual approach of using "Orthopaedic tools such a Giggle saw"?

Dungeons & Dragons finally going digital

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Re: It ain't D&D without a tangible 20-sided die...

Traveller. Now there was a game... I have a roll of +1 Gaffer Tape somewhere.

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Re: Wearing my +2 Rose tinted spectacles of the Marshlands...

Played up until I left uni. That was 1990. Not played since.

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Re: It ain't D&D without a tangible 20-sided die...

A 60 second round was divided into 10 segments of 6 seconds each and determined how soon into the round you had an opportunity to make a meaningful act.

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Re: What's new?

True. Gygax left TSR in 1985. AD&D2Ed came out in 1987. AND RUINED THE GAME!

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Re: Please sir..

Box edition? Blue, red and black? Basic, Advance and Master?

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Re: It ain't D&D without a tangible 20-sided die...

I'm pure old school AD&D, no bloody 2nd, 3rd, 4th or 5th editions. An initiative roll is on a D10 with a dexterity modifier for fighters and an intelligence modifier for magic users.

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Re: Point of Order

It might be a web app written in HTML.

Or it might be an App, written in Java orC++

Time crystals really do exist, say physicists*

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Re: Another stupid question

Indeed the resonance is independent of the excitation frequency. I think. Isn't that what they said? Isn't that just the basis of a quartz oscillator, though?

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Re: How many Time Crystals are required...

Each one will earn you 5 seconds in the dome...

Will AI lead to the rise of the love machines?

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Re: Well?

It might end in a bang.

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Oooh! Tempting.

So very tempting.

UK Home Office warns tech staff not to tweet negative Donald Trump posts

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Re: So it is OK

We all know what you get when a Trump follows through.

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Re: God bless America

Oh the speech is free enough, but have you seen how much libel costs?

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Re: Yes, good idea

I like your use of the word "flak" in that post.

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Absolutely uncalled for...

There's no need to post negative tweets about President Trump. Just simply retweeting him is saying enough.

Is that a phone in your hand – or a gun? This neural network reckons it has it all figured out

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Re: the background gun-wielders are a man and a woman...

Can a woman not be a dude?

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Spaniards, actually.

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The original paper...

Just what is going on there?

Their videos were "Mister Bin" and "James Bon"?

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Re: I note...

I also note how it picked up on Samuel L Jackson holding the gun, but missed the two white dudes in the background.

Is it rAIcist? Or does this reflect a bias in the training routine?

Anyway, how would it cope with this?

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Re: Can it detect someone armed with a pointed stick?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqISLI2UQMY

Primary Data's metadata engine 'speeds up' NAS, saves 'millions'. Leaps burning buildings, too?

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Those are quite some claims!

I hope they are borne out in practice.

Microsoft nicks one more Apple idea: An ad-supported OS

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I came across this today...

https://www.thedrinksbusiness.com/2014/03/salt-found-to-improve-red-wine-flavour/ about Nathan Myhrvold, Microsoft’s former chief technology officer.

So they have a history of "improving the consumer experience" through radical departures from received wisdom, it seems.

Smart sex toys firm coughs up $3.75m in privacy lawsuit

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Re: Did they collect...

Is it classed as a root'er?

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Did they collect...

IPee information?