* Posts by Captain Save-a-ho

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San Diego woman strips to bikini to look for her chihuahua

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Coat

Doubtful

It's probably just resting, beautiful plumage.

And about me coat...

Star Wars 3D holo displays becomes a reality

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Really disappointed (Stop sleeping at the wheel)

Obligatory, of course:

But can it play Crysis?

Now, about me coat...

Americans' right to hang fake balls on trucks left dangling

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Just wait...this is only the early stages of the Idiocracy...

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Headmaster

There I fixed it

You could say that the balls are in their court...

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Obviously

It must have been cold outside (despite the chap sporting such dapper jorts)

We like zombies… because we are zombies

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At least it's not more vegan, teenage vampire pussies...i threw up in my mouth just a little typing that.

Jobs was 'working on future product day before he died'

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Most ironic post of the week candidate

"...but I think you are missing the point."

Verizon users must 'opt in' for privacy

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WTF?

Hardly can believe it

but they've managed to make AT&T look reasonable...unfuckingbelievable

Green energy and jobs will cripple the UK economy

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No, cost-effective means it's retarded

If alternatives only had a 5-year pay back, there would be a lot of people signing up out of genuine interest. Instead, the research highlights the fundamental flaws of the focus on green energy:

1. Ignores renewable sources available today (like hydroelectric)

2. Ignores clean sources which are affordable (like nuclear)

3. Pushes options that aren't reliable (wind) or effective (solar).

Outside of the two options mentioned as ignored options, precisely what other options are cash-flow positive in the long-term, as all the green options pushed today are only approaching feasibility thanks to huge government subsidies.

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Demonstration please

Rather than compare the current situation to toxic waste pollution, how about you demonstrate why the argument is fallacious (also a date for how long ago it was disproved and by whom would help). No need to oversensationalize just to bitch and moan (though typical).

The real point is that green energy is so unaffordable now (and for the foreseeable future) that the subsidies required will eventually cause a net job loss effect on the whole economy. It's all the externalities you refer to regarding how to make green energy affordable now that's the cause of that.

CERN: 'Climate models will need to be substantially revised'

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You might be right

but I remain skeptical because many of the loudest blowhards in the ACC camp also happen to be profiting mightly from the new "Carbon Credits" scheme. At this point, here's what we all know for sure:

1. Climate science sure seems synonymous with political science.

2. We don't really have a clear grasp of the immense complexities of our planet's climate.

I'm certainly doing everything I can to stop using fossil fuels and other forms of energy in general, but I would be happier about this whole debacle if it hadn't turned into such a slimy, political cudgel.

Videogames caused riots says plod

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Mushroom

Every bit as idiotic as

when people claim that guns kill people. When are people just going to take fucking responsibility for their actions?

Apple resellers squeezed out of volume licensing model

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Alien

Alternate reality

While Apple may believe it doesn't need anyone else, they cannot sustain their current selling just by tying everything to phones and music players. That will pull some consumers into buying Macs, but I would think the channel accounts for a huge portion of Mac HW/SW sales, especially in education.

If anything, this tells me that Apple eventually wants out of the desktop/laptop business, as I'm sure they think most consumers will eventually use a tablet instead.

Truck nuts swing onto US freedom of speech agenda

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Big Brother

Oh really?

That simply because your government has spent enough money yet to fix stupid. If you aren't careful, they'll double the taxes levied to find a stupid cure.

Well, not a cure, but a nice drug you can take for the rest of your life that makes you seem less stupid because you lose the ability to speak for long stretches.

CERN 'gags' physicists in cosmic ray climate experiment

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Boffin

But more importantly

there's two other reasons why not to draw conclusions:

1. Staying away from the political fracus should prevent the desire for CERN funding reviews by those holding the purse strings.

2. Scientists still don't have nearly enough information to draw any significant conclusion on the causality of climate change, which seems like if they don't want to "jump the gun" on the current results fearing a) that the current situation with human influence has been overstated; b) that additional research may come along to contradict or further shift the current climate change theories.

Setting aside any argument for or against human climate impact, I think the latter is just as scary from a scientific standpoint. The whole debate seems to be more like research performed using a Magic 8-ball, where every time they look into the situation then they get a different result. Certainly makes things seem less scientific, though the general populous doesn't see all the details (nor would most of us want to).

One-armed Belarus man monocuffed for clapping

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Black Helicopters

Remember, remember

the 5th of November...

Database high priest mud-wrestles Facebook

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Limit of sanity?

While I agree that moving to a new database is crazier in most circumstances, certainly there has to be a pain threshold beyond which the scale of the project would dictate moving away from sharding. It's really just a matter of scale and, for most, sharding allows enough scale to avoid the pain of a DB switch. But 9000 memcached instances? Where's the proverbial line to be drawn?

Heads roll at HP as Apotheker swings new broom

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Paris Hilton

Re: HP's own tech support...

That overexecution comment was about the Services business (i.e. EDS), not Printers, PCs, or Servers.

Paris, who loves to roll heads...

Porn found in Osama bin Laden compound

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Not I...

Especially if the pages stick together.

/gag

'Upgraded' Apple iMacs lock out hard drive replacement

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Taking bets on when we can check Youtube

"The day the Mac is closed is the day I burn my Mac, and post it on Youtube."

What was that about never say never? I know some folks who held similar sentiments about Token Ring back in the day...just sayin'.

iOS lauded as top moneymaker

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Headmaster

A little trouble at math

Guess math isn't a strong point for their CEO, since Moore's law dictates a time period of 18 months, not one year.

Star Wars: From dream sci-fi bride to perfect Blu-ray wife

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Megaphone

Shouty, shouty, shouty

No DOUBT! By far, the BIGGEST travesty in all the special editions. Why didn't he just map Hayden Christenshite over David Prowse when they removed Vader's helmet?

Shame on all you sheeple that will purchase this rereremake shite.

Microsoft breaks own world record for IE nonsense

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Gates Horns

Phase 3

Profit?

IBM answer machine makes chumps of trivia chimps

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FAIL

@ AC 12:44 GMT

First, don't be such a pussy and gladly show your face next time.

Second, in what way does Watson actually "figure out the meaning of an ambiguous and convoluted natural language sentence, then come up with a context-relevant answer" better than Brad Rutter and Ken Jennings? I understand that Watson was able to defeat them, but your nonsense about being better at listening and speaking than two human beings is off the idiotic scale. You're such a grammar nazi that you should try reading your own drivel next time.

Third, the limits of any system are defined by the very people that create the system. That's not an opinion I happen to find nice and believable. It's a fact. And while I understand that programmers have options available to account for unknowns, that doesn't change the fact that imperfect people create imperfect systems.

BTW, bravo on the welding example. That actually makes sense, though you fail to understand why. The ability of the programmer to weld is not in question, but their ability to translate welding techniques into code would be questionable. Reasoning is required for the translation and there's nothing absurd about the reasoning required.

If you aren't familiar with the SciFi versions of AI that permeate books and movies, that's what real AI would be in my mind. A system that can reason for itself. That's not programming, that's learning and there's a difference.

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Megaphone

Congrats to IBM

Now let's force Watson to play a game it hasn't been prepared for exclusively to see how it does. This is no different then the supercomputer built to exclusive beat Garry Kasparov at Chess.

Wake us up when you figure out REAL artificial intelligence. Personally, I don't think for one second it will ever happen since the ability to reason for any machine is only as good as the programmer setting about to create the rules for how to reason.

Bleh.

Super-thin materials could POWER our WORLD

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Headmaster

@M man

I think the question wasn't on what is a "capacitor", but the likely confusion over the newly coined "capacitator" (whatever that is).

Hawaii boffins: Aerosols add to Amazon rainfall

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Boffin

A few more words

Good luck finding, measuring, and explaining all the variables involved. While I love the idea of removing the politics from the debate, there's no way we'll ever account for every single influence on the climate of our planet.

Open source to bust up Cisco Borg collective?

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Boffin

@ Ru: You so sure?

Several points:

1. VRRP is NOT Cisco proprietary (originally RFC 2338). You can lump HSRP and GLBP into that category instead.

2. L2 trunking (ISL) and L3 Routing/Gateway (EIGRP/HSRP) are about as Core as it gets in any network, large or small. What would you define as core otherwise?

3. The "failings" of standard protocols are subjectively debatable, since the network design in use has to account for the behavior of the L2/L3 protocols selected. There's plenty of good and bad designs using standards and vendor-proprietary options.

NASA hails 'amazing' exoplanetary system

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Jobs Horns

Not that far off

Just waiting until his iMinence decides to create the iKepler and sue all these egghead planetmongers out of existence.

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Alien

Second that...

...so long as they have some kind of beer. None of this mixed drink, Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster nonsense.

Mid-Atlantic Ocean temperatures peaked in 1998

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FAIL

Sigh...

Do yourself and others a favor and read about thermohaline circulation. You'll quickly understand why the particular latitude mentioned is significant (or you'll give up, hopefully).

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FAIL

Downvotes are in denial

Norfolk is right about the effect in place. Global Climate Change (or whatever it's called this week) is not science. It's politics. The situation has been perfectly clear now that nothing about climatology is clear cut and there isn't any consistent, scientific research to back the claims of either side in the debate.

At best, we can say that we still don't know enough to make any determination whether humans are having a measurable impact on the climate of our planet.

DC Universe Online

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@ AC 12:10 GMT

Here's where you can find all the dirty details:

http://www.google.com

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Flame

SOE? No thank you

SOE has a long history of ruining games. Star Wars Galaxies was the last straw for me and there is no way I'd even bother with DCUO, no matter how great it is.

Fuck SOE.

Assange vows to drop 'insurance' files on Rupert Murdoch

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Big Brother

Don't be an idiot

Murdoch, just like every other media puke, thinks that the best way to make money is over sensationalize the news. They might choose to put a Conversative spin on things, but don't believe for one second that Murdoch even remotely cares about that, any more than CNN cares about the Liberal spin they put on their stories.

In general, media outlets are for entertainment, not reporting facts. El Reg is bonafide proof of that. That's certainly the chief reason I don't follow major news outlets.

If anything, Wikileaks is really doing the job that used to be done by the news outlets, only they take the one extra step of publishing the actual documents.

Ptable: It’s all about the interface

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Somewhere...

I'm sure someone is saying "I'm being repressed"...

Apple patents 'net-booted' OS contraption

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Flame

Small distinction?

Can't be too small, since all typical "Netboot" scenarios require specific BOOTP and/or DHCP options to function. Apple has to be thinking of a different protocol or method to accomplish this and that certainly should be patentable.

I'm more concerned with how far reaching this patent is. Sounds like an amalgamation of prioprietary and open standards, which shouldn't be patentable as a whole. Thankful that my tax dollars are hard at work supporting the glue sniffers at the US PTO.

/sarcasm

Restaurant held up with iPhone, not gun

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Coat

Need to rob someone?

There's an app for that.

EU telecoms to Apple, Google: 'Pay up!"

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FAIL

Calling bullshit...

Are these fucktard Telco going to force us to long for the days when the US Gov't ran the Internet? Ugh.

New NASA model: Doubled CO2 means just 1.64°C warming

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FAIL

Algore will be furious, but not because he's an environmentalist

The problem he'll have is explaining why companies should continue to buy "carbon credits" from his own private eco-venture. This whole thing has not-surprisingly turned into a money-making scheme that has the guise of science without the substance and the smoke of righteous indignation without the fire.

Why are people such sheep to continue to fall for this political rhetoric? I hate to sound like a conspiracy wacko, but there's little doubt in my mind that the politics involved are really just to secure Federal money and garner free publicity.

97% of INTERNET NOW FULL UP, warn IPv4 shepherd boys

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Paris Hilton

I agree with your sentiment, but

it's far too broad an over-generalization to say that NAT has more issues that IPv6. Every ISP network has varying, installed bases of hardware, which may or may not be prepared to route IPv6. The same is true for implementing CGN. In the end, both are a mess and the shift is going to be very painful.

Is it possible this is the actual disaster that was originally anticipated for Y2K? Consultants, V6-up!

Paris, who loves the point of exhaustion.

NASA to make MAJOR ALIENS REVELATION this week

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Alien

Additionally...

Don't forget the massive invasion caused by the phrase, "I wouldn't want to go anywhere without my wonderful towel".

LHC boffins turn lead into quarko-gluotic Big Bang incrediblo-stuff

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Alien

Actually...

I'm sure the bastards that were running their own LHC-type atom smasher in another universe were thinking that very thing when they created our universe. And don't they all regret it now, as of of course the creation of the universe has been generally regarded as a very bad idea.

Now, stick out your thumb and let's get off this planet already!

Pentagon braces for Wikileaks' diplomatic dump

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Grenade

Did you even read the article?

They're going to release items that are candid commentary, which means US representatives talking privately behind the backs of their worldwide counterparts. That's not a matter of hiding something you're afraid of. It's about foreign relations, you idiot. Same reason none of us tell you to your face that we enjoyed your mom.

YES! It's the twists-in-midair FALLING GECKO ROBOT!

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Coat

Re: Alternatively

Hmm...I was wondering where the anti-butter came into play. That sounds like a better reason for the butter side to land down.

Why Microsoft is Acorn and Symbian is the new CP/M

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Short memories, eh?

I remember being fairly happy with 3.3 and later 4.01, but 5.x was complete shit in terms of stability with the introduction of EMM, Himem.sys, et al. Went straight from 4 -> 6.2 when it came out without really missing a beat. Who could afford a hard drive over 100MB anyway?

Mine's the one the <strike>floppies</strike> drink coasters in the pocket...

iPhone users are sad and mentally unfocused

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WTF?

This just in!

In a shocking survey, researchers discovered that people in general aren't focused. Furthermore, they also noted that people aren't happy, except when they're wanking.

This is every bit as pseudo-science as the nonsense being spewed about global warming or Bigfoot, only neither of those have an app (or do they?).

Co-op cashier's breasts overcharged for fruit and veg

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I salute you!

Comment of the week, for sure...

Android Market shows hand at 100k Apps

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Coat

At least Android market

is guaranteed not to have 200000 fart apps.

HP unwraps Palm Pre 2

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Linux

Was noted in the press release

Flash 10.1 is supported on a limited basis as "beta". Not the worst of offenses, but given the worries about Flash usage in general, I'll be staying away.

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