* Posts by Marcus Aurelius

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MPs slam government's 'obscene' IT spend

Marcus Aurelius
Devil

£3,500

I'm betting this is the cost for a PC configured with the software that $CivilServant needs to get on with their job, not simply the cost of a PC in a similar state to that of one you would order from Dell or pick up in Tesco

Russia: 'We'll dump the ISS into the sea after 2020'

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Happy

Simples

Strap on some thrusters and send it on its way to a Mars orbit.

I grant it may take a few years to get there and as a result of its travel may need some repairs by the first crew to arrive.

However, by the time we have the technology to get there, at least we'd have a basic space station to dock at prior to descent to the surface.

Four illegal ways to sort out the Euro finance crisis

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Devil

Plan

Mass killing of the unemployed.

I thought that was often the whole point of 19th century armies; put your surplus odds and sods in the army/ navy and send them off to fight a foreign war, and reward the (very) few who came back, preferably using your newly conquered territory as the reward.

Hmm, sounds like a plan; if we could get all the unemployed youth and over 60s into the Territorial Army and send them to Afghanistan maybe we would be on to something here...

Nepalese gov to nail Everest's bigness in row with China

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@YACC

IIRC, the Himalayas are going up, not down, so you'll have to wait more than a few years

Romanian NASA hacker fights 'inflated' damage assessment

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Meh

@matt

We're in agreement that the charge should be based on the damage done, but the US seems to want to replace the clapped out old banger that was damaged with a brand new Ferrari.

That wouldn't work in any claim for damages and it shouldn't work here either

Marcus Aurelius
Devil

The US protesteth too much

Whilst an argument can be made that the guy should pay for the cost of fixing any damage he caused to systems, the cost of "putting things completely right" is something that should be born by the organisation.

Its a cost they should have incurred before the incident, and should be incurring on an ongoing basis in any event; NASA is a organisation which has information of economic and military value and its only reasonable to expect the information on its systems to be kept secure.

I'd suspect a charge of about $20,000 would be much more appropriate to conduct an audit of the affected systems and repair any damage caused. $200k is one nought too many and the US claim is two zeros too many.

German cops hunt HUGE ERECTION-inducing SPIDER

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Coat

I have 6"

Everyone accuses me of taking half measures

'Unconvincing' Met top cop Yates: My phone was hacked

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Meh

Am I the only one with some sympathy?

Yes, but for example, he would have needed a warrant to search News International and get all their emails etc., and at the time I doubt he had enough evidence to show reasonable cause to search and disrupt such a large politically charged target.

Quite honestly, I suspect he had better things to do than have half the Met wading through emails. Like keeping policemen on the street reducing violent crime maybe

Assange™ in court to fight extradition order

Marcus Aurelius
Meh

One thing this case will do

Is that the Assange case will be a test of how far the EAW can go, and the level of evidence that is required to extradite someone.

There will probably be debate after the case is heard as to whether we are comfortable with the result.

Google gives in: Schmidt to face US antitrust grilling

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Devil

Why crazy??

All CEOs get caught saying some strange things, but I would suspect that Page and Brin are less versed where politics and business merge. That was one of the reasons why Schmidt was appointed in the first place; its a given that, despite his Novell/ Apple history, he is less versed in the technology and probably is not a visionary like Page and Brin, but I'm sure his real world experience is invaluable.

WTO: China being naughty over rare-earth exports

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Meh

@Antione: You are doing it wrong.

You've indirectly stated the problem with human rights issues. It's how 100% of the population get treated that matters. The 1% who legitimately protest are the people who need protecting.

In any event if 99% of the people are happy with a government, then it should have no problems facing a challenge in free and fair elections, should it?

That's not to say the so called 'Free and Democratic' west does not have its issues.

Actually China has made giant strides and certainly has improved its treatment of individuals on the back of its material gains, and I agree that is not recognised enough, but that is not to say that the world outside should not continually push for more improvement.

El Reg to unleash rocket-powered spaceplane

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WTF?

I looked and my eyes hurt

Their website seems to have emerged from an anomaly wormhole to 20 years ago.

How that Oracle and Pillar earn-out really works

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Joke

Maybe a better title

Pillar collapsing?

History's first papal tweet launches Vatican website

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Fiat Lux

I would have thought the first tweet would have some more memorable wording; its a bit bland. How about:

"Fiat lux! The word of God now spreads as fast as light - I am pleased to announce the launch of news.va. I hope it will be Pope-ular!"

Any other suggestions?

MySpace sacks more

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Angel

Myspace redux?

Having said how awful MySpace is currently, a good argument could be made for using it as a baseline to create a genuine rival to Facebook.

FaceBook obviously has issues and if MySpace converted itself into something with respect for the issues which Facebook fails on, then it could have a market space for itself.

Marcus Aurelius
Devil

You wish has not been granted

Although MySpace is in the shitter, I believe Murdoch has managed to make a profit from his investment over the years during its rundown

50 day lullaby of Lulzsec is over .. for now

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Devil

@Dave Murray: agoraphobia jokes

For my next act I will promise to read the existing jokes before posting it again

Accused SOCA attacker reportedly 'keen' to help cops

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WTF?

Insufficient information is not sufficient

There is a presumption of the right to bail unless there are valid reasons raised to deny bail.

It sounds as though his brief was asleep on the job here

Endeavour commander Mark Kelly quits NASA

Marcus Aurelius
Devil

NASA - Need Another Space Aircraft?

Its probably a good time to leave - he'd have a better chance of flying into space with SpaceX or Virgin Galactic

Has UK gov lost the census to Lulzsec?

Marcus Aurelius
Devil

OMG

My sekret membership of the Sith will be revealed.

Apple iMac 27in

Marcus Aurelius
Angel

I have one and I've become assimilated

I've had one on my desk for the last month or so and can add my own observations

a) The screen is the mutts nuts. I resent going back to my 1080p PC after using this.

b) about once a week it doesn't seem to wake up from sleep

c) I occasionally get a stray/ accidental mouse click registering - not sure which.

d) the batteries in the mouse last about a month-6 weeks (with Duracell)

e) why do I feel slightly dirty when I'm stroking the mouse to get a scroll action?

f) 1600 quid?? damn

Nokia takes hit in High Court priority-calls patent battle

Marcus Aurelius
Meh

Judge seems to have covered issues thoroughly.

Hmm, the ruling goes into a lot of detail and it seems the judge has achieved a good understanding of the issues involved. I'm a little unclear on why Nokia didn't try to invalidate the patent on mathematical grounds, as I'm sure that the patent can be expressed entirely as a mathematical formula.

There is perhaps one other issue though - i would suspect that the base-station itself determines whether network availability is by ballot or by group, and therefore an individual phone cannot be held to infringe the patent, only the base station itself; the phone only responds to the information from the base station.

Acrobatic US driver in 85mph back-seat drunk sex prang

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WTF?

On top? surely not!

It doesn't say "on-top" though. I've broken a front seat whilst experimenting positionally in such activities; the car was definitely stationary on time

Does a flash motor make a man more desirable?

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Go

-1 Disagree

As someone with a face only a mother could love, I can only say my success with women went from zero to hero on buying a Lotus Esprit Turbo SE in my mid-late 20s

Unfortunately so did the points on my license....

X-51A hydrocarb scramjet flames out in second test

Marcus Aurelius
Happy

Re: Rally annoyed

Would be rallycross!

Latest Hubble Snaptastic goodness: Centaurus A

Marcus Aurelius
Happy

It is Friday, nearly 12:30

....and definitely beer o'clock

Sony teases tablet fans with bizarre 'mousetrap' vid

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Unhappy

Arrgh you robbed my post

..by about a minute

Marcus Aurelius
Devil

Honda called

They want their ad-campaign back

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ve4M4UsJQo

Nintendo: no DVD, BD playback for Wii U

Marcus Aurelius
Devil

..and if Nintendo wanted to be really brave

Why don't they abandon disks altogether and release all their games on some form of SD-ROM card?

They would control the market, and have no mechanical parts to go wrong (apart from the card contacts)

Marcus Aurelius
Meh

He has a point but

I think for the next 5 or so years, a device without DVD playback is seriously crippled. Blu-Ray is still a niche market and I don't think it will become mainstream before non-physical (digital) media takes over, but DVD is ubiquitous. For the Wii-U it to be an entertainment centre it should accomodate our existing media whilst we transfer to the new.

HTC U-turns over Desire Android 2.3 update

Marcus Aurelius
Happy

I haz a simples solution to their memory problems

If they're short of Flash, load part of it from the microSD card that virtually every desire has....

Go Daddy sued over email alerts

Marcus Aurelius
Coat

Cat tax?!?!?!

Damn, I didn't realise you needed to pay cat tax - I'm not licensed to run my Moggy minor!!

Marcus Aurelius
Devil

1999 remember

For prior art, you have to show that it was commonly performed before the patent filing date, not today.

Not only that, you have to read the claims very carefully to see if

a) you do actually perform what is described in the claims or not : if you don't you are in the clear anyway

b) if you do perform exactly what is in the claims, you have to see if you can find some prior art which performs exactly what is in the claims, and then gum up the system by filing a reexamination request

LulzSec hacks EVE Online as rampage goes on

Marcus Aurelius
Go

Agreed

Ddos is crude, unsophisticated and an indication they can't do better.

Legitimate protesting like breaking into Senate systems is fair game IMO

Stand by for more big, windfarm-driven 'leccy price rises

Marcus Aurelius
Mushroom

@Bilgepipe: Want more nuclear plants?

I hear the Germans and Italians will be holding a fire-sale of theirs soon....

Pity they don't relocate ...

Creationists are infiltrating US geology circles

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Angel

@Mike Richards: Why 7

7 clean animals went into the Ark, only 2 came out because the remaining 5 were delicious and tasty

The unclean ones that went in knew they were safe.c

Marcus Aurelius
Trollface

@David Dawson

After all, its worked so many times before, hasn't it?

Well, yes it has. Violence is the only method that has been known to totally eliminate opposition.

If you have enough rocks, you'll have no one left who disagrees with you

Nokia and Apple bury patent beef

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FAIL

Nokia Patents

...are hardware patents and actually worthy of a patent.

For this reason, I suspect most Google handset makers will already have a license to use Nokia's technology , and are thus already contributing to Nokia's abysmal bottom line. Apple was just a holdout.

I never know why the Register or anyone else quotes Florian Mueller; his prediction rate and analysis are abysmal.

Samsung UE40D6530 LED 3D TV

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Joke

Reg Prices and real prices

...are often unrelated, even the Reg often admits the "value on the street" is lower than the RRP they normally quote, sometimes to the tune of a few hundred quid (or one Helen Wood session in alternate Reg units)

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WTF?

Slim for the sake of it

Surely having to use 'break out connectors defeats the whole point of a slim tv in the first place?

Acer to dump 3 million laptops onto European market

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Trollface

Who is up for

A complaint to the ITC about Acer dumping product on the market? - should result in a hefty fine to them....

LulzSec pwns pron site

Marcus Aurelius
Coat

Bit rich really

Since 4Chan is a ripe source of erotica...

not that I would know of course...

Microsoft loses Supreme patent fight over Word

Marcus Aurelius
WTF?

i4i patent

AFAIK is an XML transformation system and thus it should be possible to reduce the patent to a mathematical formula. Once you've done that the patent is invalid as maths formulae are not patentable.

Pirate-bothering ACS:Law lawyer goes bankrupt

Marcus Aurelius
Unhappy

You can't keep your home if bankrupt in the UK

speaking from (unfortunately) personal experience, where I managed to avoid this fate only by finding a UK Supreme Court decision that specifically covered my situation. I was able to point that getting round the case I referred to would cost far more in legal fees than they might recover, and that they therefore should accept the settlement offer I put forward.

You may be able to keep your home by sorting out some form of repayment agreement or other maneuver, but only if the creditors believe they'll recover more money this way.

RAF Eurofighter Typhoons 'beaten by Pakistani F-16s'

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WTF?

Getting out of dodge fail

EF2K and F16 are surprisingly similar in the speed stakes, and getting out of the exchange is easier said than done, as doing it wrong presents your hot exhaust as a prime target for a IR missile in the ass. If you don't want to play the best time to get out would probably be on initial flypast when both aircraft are heading at high speed in opposite directions.

Marcus Aurelius
Devil

Not necessarily crispy toast.

F16 can has AMRAAMs too. Not sure if it can deploy Phoenix, which I seem to recall is a big missile.

I think the principle is to go to full afterburner and head into dogfighting fast if long range missile launches are detected/ suspected.

F16s don't have a big RCS, but the Eurofighter is much better, so I would suspect the EF has a better chance of surviving a medium/ long range missile exchange.

Marcus Aurelius
Boffin

@F111F

Yep, its quite common in teaching scenarios for the pupils to be placed in the worst position possible so they learn the best way out of it.

However I do hope its not the case that the RAF is so short of money that it can't train the UK pilots properly or ensure they put in enough flying hours. If that is the case, I suggest they buy a block of F16s or F18s to play with and keep the serious machines for wartime.

Brit censor stamps on The Human Centipede

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@envmod: and yet

From your informed comment, you've watched them all, purely from a research standpoint, of course..

..or you could be a Daily Mail reader.

FBI affiliates hacked by LulzSec

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Linux

Remember to add salt to hash

The number of sites which forget this little point are Legion.

WW2 naval dazzle-camo 'could beat Taliban RPGs'

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FAIL

@Sgt_V3n0m: wot no Dazzle?

The Force is not strong in this one...

As a massive WWII buff, you haven't been looking very hard; many ships were covered in dazzle camoflage, from a few simple stripes to break up the Bismarck and Tirpitz (which may have been painted in and out depending on service conditions) to complex patterns on US and other vessels

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dazzle_camouflage

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