* Posts by Daniel von Asmuth

706 publicly visible posts • joined 19 Aug 2009

Linus Torvalds lashes devs who 'screw all the rules and processes' and send him 'crap'

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Drunken Drivers

Many perfectly good PC components and peripherals have gone to garbage dumps due to lousy or missing dirvers.

HMRC emits IR35 tax calculator onto the web for UK contractors

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Flame

hardware is everything

If a flame erupt from the device, that shall indicate you're fired.

Linux on Windows 10: Will penguin treats in Creators Update be enough to lure you?

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Windows

Redmond lurves Linux

Microsoft loves Linux so much it won't share it with the barbarians in Munich.

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Re: Is it better than Cygwin?

The most vexing problem with Cygwin is the inability to open a file that is currently open by another process i.e. opening a file locks it.

Alert! The dastardly Dutch are sailing a 90-ship fleet at Blighty

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Trollface

It's part of our history (too)

....but if the Brexit goes ahead, 'our' could refer to two different countries.

Hollanders opine that Albion got its just in deserts in 1667 for the destruction it wrought on the Dutch fleet in 1666.

http://historiek.net/1666-twee-vergeten-rampen-bij-vlieland/45120/

Captain Rude Lubbers is coming for your rusty Iron Lady.

HP Ink says ink sales are down but PC sales are up, up, up!

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run for the Brexit

Annual revenue growth down to measly 10 %. More layoffs soon to follow.

Munich may dump Linux for Windows

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FAIL

Re: Replacing Linux with Windows, based on *cost*?

Hear, hear! The reason for switching to Linux is that the cost of support, maintenance, and training is much lower.

The defendants are proposing that Munich should support both Windows and Limux, which is easily the most expensive option. (Unless Redmond offers Windows 10 with a Linux subsystem that is fully interoperable with Limux).

Microsoft must have bribed the lord mayor.

Planned Espionage Act could jail journos and whistleblowers as spies

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Big Brother

Re: Stasi wet dream

"Phwoar, leather trousers, Maggie never wore those."

...and anyway, if she did, we would be required to deny it.

Anti-smut law dubs PCs, phones 'pornographic vendor machines', demands internet filters

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WTF?

The Register now inaccessible from North Dakota!

....after 'Destroy All Monsters' posted dirty word.

BOOST! LEGO's computing future and its ground-breaking past

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Boffin

LEGO is not a toy

See http://www.dcs.ed.ac.uk/home/lego/

Landmark EU ruling: Legality of UK's Investigatory Powers Act challenged

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Headmaster

Re: This is great news...

"The ECJ is the highest court in the European Union in matters of European Union law."

Those who dwelleth in the UK are subject to the laws passed by Her Majesty and her Parliament...

The EU is not some Über-Empire, but a club that has 27 (+ the UK) sovereign nations for members.

Cloud-happy Oracle dodges rumors it is axing its traditional hardware ... as sales of traditional hardware fall

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Unhappy

What traditional hardware?

Oracle has been making hardware since it acquired SUN Microsystems. Little good has come from that deal.

Higher tech prices ARE here to stay. It's Mr Farage's new Britain

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Holmes

Re: Profiteering

Higher prices are here to stay. That means your company makes more profits and you earn higher wages. Still foreigners are rushing to buy cheap products Made in Britain.

90 per cent of the UK's NHS is STILL relying on Windows XP

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Linux

Maybe they should consider going over to Linux?

Why didn't they use Linux in the first place? XP received updates for fourteen years or so. Which Linux distributions and kernel versions have been supported for even seven years?

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Windows

Never change a winning team

If they have overcome all the problems and drawbacks of XP for over a decade, why change now? After all those negative reports we heard about Vista, 8 and 10? Why did they choose (Win)DOS in the first place?

China and Russia aren't ready to go it alone on tech, but their threats are worryingly plausible

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Holmes

Re: China separately - yes, Russia separately - yes

"And pretty soon you get the Eurasian continent, which contains 70% of the human species."

Do you think England and Wales will join the Euro-Asian Union?

P.S. China, Inidia, Pakistan and Bangla-Desh are populous, Russia is the biggest country, but the population density is low and the population is now smaller than 25 years ago.

England OUT (of Euro 2016, not the EU) tops Twitter year

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Re: Britain?

WTF? As long as that Brexit thing is not done, the EU should have one national football team that will compete for the Euro cup against The Vatican and Albania.

Shhhhh! If you're quiet, Linus Torvalds might release a new Linux

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Re: This is a genuine question to all software developers...

the only thing worse than a known bug is an unknown bug:-(

--

Honk if you want to wait for Rodham-Clinton 8

San Francisco's sinking luxury Millennium Tower: Tilt spotted FROM SPACE

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Welcome to the club

In many parts of the Netherlands, most of the houses are built on soft peaty soils that are strongly prone to subsidence, when the soil is compacting due to groundwater extraction - especially the parts that are already below sea level.

Debian putting everything on the /usr

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Linux

Re: I don't like change

....when it makes no sense.

There is a good reason for having a small root file system with all the essentials needed to run your OS, combined with larger file systems (that will fill up on occasion) for user data and applicatons. You should be able to go to single-user mode and unmount /usr and maybe resize it).

SQL Server on Linux: Runs well in spite of internal quirks. Why?

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Windows

Exchange?

MS Exchange sounds like a good reason to switch to whatever you can run Sendmail on.

MP Kees Verhoeven wants EU to regulate the Internet of S**t

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Windows

Useless?

It seems that one Ducth party has a plan that will connect the country to the Internet Of Things....

Makes you wonder why they don't think the Internet Of Windows has security vulnerabilities or why those should not be legislated.

Microsoft ❤️ Linux? Microsoft ❤️ running its Windows' SQL Server software on Linux

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Meh

SQL Server or Oracle?

"A picokernel of some sort would be needed because Linus wouldn’t allow these kernel extension in Linux."

There are plenty of proprietary Linux kernel modules around.....

The important question is how it performs.

Mac book, whoa! Apple unveils $300 design tome

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Gimp

When did Apple ever invent anything?

Apple always brings you expensive fancy-looking imitations of stuff that already exists. In this case, the prior art is the Ikea Bookbook.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOXQo7nURs0

Microsoft just got its Linux Foundation platinum card, becomes top level member

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Windows

Buy Microsoft Linux

Around the new year, there will be 400,000,000 copies of Windows 10 Ubuntu Linux. However, Redmond makes a lot of money by hosting Linux VMs in its Azure cloud.

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Windows

Mcirosoft wants world domination too.

They may interoperate with Linux, but they haven't joined the Free Software Foundation.

Trump's plan: Tariffs on electronics, ban on skilled tech migrants, turn off the internet

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Facepalm

Re: "I can now appreciate how Hitler and Mussolini were able to win power,"

Do you suppose he will actually send Hillary Clinton to prison?

Gone

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big talk

terabytes, petabytes, exabyte, zettabytes, yottabytes. If this doesn't stop soon, we'll end up with big data.

CERN also has a particle decelerator – and it’s trying to break physics

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Boffin

Re: Next question...

Shouldn't antimatter have negative weight?

Teen in the dock on terror apologist charge for naming Wi-Fi network 'Daesh 21'

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oops

I have had a terrorist on my home page for over a decade. What is freedom of expression when saying something positive about a terrorist or terrorist group is a punishable offence? Do you suppose Modern Murder Bastards are nicer than their mediaeval brethren?

DRAMA ON MARS: Curiosity bot fires laser at alien metal object

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Alien

Alien metallic object

Probably debris from a crashed EU craft.

F-35 'sovereign data gateway' will stop US reading pilots' personal data? Yeah right

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Facepalm

Oops

Our country already has two JSF planes delivered. Will Lockheed retrofit SDGs for them?

AI lawyer: I know how you ruled next summer

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Holmes

Re: 80%

How long will it take to increase the accuracy to 99.999 %?

Apple's design 'drives up support costs, makes gadgets harder to use'

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Windows

Re: But

There was a time when the world was a simpler place and the documentation for VMS would fit into a pair of cabinets. Makes you wonder how big the complete documentation for Windows 10 / 2016 would be in printed form.

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Gimp

Good design

I'm a fan that makes funny noises as it turns. The design of the MacIntosh (hard- and software) was impossibly un-intuitive and drove up costs, whereas the PC and its OS were an example of functional, cost-effective design and easy to use. The down side was that it was a good fit for the requirements of 1980, not those of 1990.

Social media flame wars to be illegal, says top Crown prosecutor

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Big Brother

what special relationship?

Will misspellings constitute an offence under the Serious Crimes Act?

Windows updates? Just trust us, says Microsoft executive

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Big Brother

Re: Trust us

This is the company that gave the world 'trustworthy computing'.

Buggy code to the left of me, perfect source to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with EU

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FAIL

Re: €3.25m?

Three megabucks will buy you a rather big box of goody Belgian Bonbons (chocolates), but it would cost billions just to print out the source code of all the software used in the EU.

'Geek gene' denied: If you find computer science hard, it's your fault (or your teacher's)

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Facepalm

There are 2 kinds of students

- some students Excel at CS

- other students barely understand a Word

- disabled students fail trying to Access the class room

- fuutre managers suck at maths, but show intuitive Visio

- students from poor families lack Outlook on the job market.

- some are Explorers who learn the subject by trial & error

- native students have an Edge over immigrants

- ambitious students work hard to score a PowerPoint

- prettier students reach the Frontpage.

IBM lifts lid, unleashes Linux-based x86 killer on unsuspecting world

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Gimp

Does it support Manchester United?

It runs Linux, so a ton of Open Source applications should be able to run on it.

I just wonder what this NVLink is for. Pacal GPU? You mean this is Playstation Blue that will play Angry Birds with you?

Nul points: PM May's post-Brexit EU immigration options

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Alien

Work in the UK

But do these jobs offer a work-from-home option?

P.S. How many points do you get for regular Register reading?

Windows 10 now rules the weekend, taking over from Windows 7

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Paris Hilton

Hi pretty Seven!

How are your planning to spend your weekend?

Microsoft’s Continuum: Game changer or novelty?

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Facepalm

Do you see a welcome screen?

The mysticest question from Redmond since 'where do you want to go today?'.

Apple is making life terrible in its factories – labor rights warriors

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Unhappy

Re: Ahh, glorious past…

What ever happened to Steve Jobs and his dedecation to simple and expensive products?

Happy Anniversary: What’s new, what’s missing in Microsoft’s giant mobile update

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Windows

Windows Devices

El Reg scripsit: "synced to various Windows devices".

This list might include:

- keyboard

- display (MDA or CGA)

- line printer

- cassette tape unit

- floppy disc drive

- anything attached to the serial ports

Adobe stops software licence audits in Americas, Europe

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Pirate

Does that mean....

Many parts of the world can now run older versions of their Creative Suite without a license and with impunity?

OMG: HPE gobbles SGI for HPC. WTF?

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Unhappy

Bye, Bye, pretty SGI

Will HP-UX, Open VMS and Tandem Non-Stop be ported to MIPS processors next?

Reactive? Serverless? Put to bed? What's next for Java. Speak up, Oracle

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Has Java grown up?

So far Java seems to be an experiment. Every major version brought new features, keeping prospective users to wait until it would stabilise.

California to put all your power-hungry PCs on a low carb(on) diet

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Boffin

It depends on the size of the cap.

Since people want ever faster computers, the power consumption will go up. The current plan would be for machines in the exaflop class to dissipate about 100 MW.

I propose setting the limit at 1 GW (roughly the output of a nuclear power plant).

PC pioneer Gary Kildall's unpublished memoir revealed

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CP/M

The CP/M consisted of three parts: the BIOS, which was mainly device drivers, the BDOS, which was mainly disc management, and CCP, which was the command interpreter. That part was overlaid when you loaded an application and reloaded when the application finished.

PC-DOS and MS-DOS kept the same architecture, but put the BIOS part into ROM, and the others were loaded from floppy disc. The BIOS acted as an abstraction layer: it had to be rewritten for every slightly different model of PC or compatible, while the DOS parts on floppy were generic.

Later you had MSX-DOS, an odd hybrid of MS-DOS and CP/M.