* Posts by Daniel von Asmuth

706 publicly visible posts • joined 19 Aug 2009

Black hats are baddie hackers, white hats are goodies, grey hats will sell IP to kids in hoodies

Daniel von Asmuth

Re: It's all bad

Richrard M. Stallman is a hacker; what the bourgeois calls hackers are cybercriminals; never mind the virtual colour of their hats.

Windows 95 roars once more in the Microsoft round-up

Daniel von Asmuth
Windows

Windows '95 = cybercrime

"W95 probably still does 90% of what most users need"

90 % of users don't need a computer, but they need food & drink, clothing, shelter, transportation, heating & lighting, health care, protection from evil (put them in prison), forgiveness for their sins & salvation for their souls, entertainment, education, but love they need most.

You could use Windows '95 for heating; what else? Mostly it crashes regularlty, thereby losing your unsaved files. It has no security whatsoever. it promotes the spreading of virii and other malware. If you need software for it, go looking for the old MS-DOS shareware archives. Furthermore it costs a lot in licensing fees, but your money goes to the Bill & Linda Gates Foundation, which people believe does good things. Then it's mouse causes RSI. On a good day, Windows PCs just waste hours of productivity. Windows '95 does what only Wall Street investors seem to need.

23 Years old? Is that too late to sue for the damage of WIndows '95 to the people and the economy?

£1 in every fiver that UK biz, public sector spent on software in 2017 went to *drumroll* Microsoft

Daniel von Asmuth
Windows

Tates will provide

Microsoft sell that greatest number of licenses and in some cases for high prices. Customer retention is the key, not price/quality. What we would want to know is how much that software increased or decreaed worker productivity.

The future is in the clouds! Buy British Airways.

A third of London boroughs 'fess to running unsupported server software

Daniel von Asmuth
Windows

Science Museum

Once upon a time I went to London and visited the Science Museum. They had a great many legacy technology on display, including Sptifire and Hurricane fighters, which makes me wonder if all those exhibits still enjoy regular support and maintenance from their original factories.

Python wriggles onward without its head

Daniel von Asmuth

Re: Now seems like the perfect time...

Standardisation would be good. It will help major vendors craft other implementations. Who likes a family of incompatible languages like the Algols, the Javas and C# family?

The name Guido appears not to mean 'guide', but related to the French name 'Guy' and the Latin name 'Vitus', and derive from old Germanic 'wid' meaning wood or forest.

SUSE and Microsoft give enterprise Linux an Azure tune-up

Daniel von Asmuth

Azured Performance

Buy your Linux from Microsoft.

Windows 10 Linux Distribution Overload? We have just the thing

Daniel von Asmuth
Linux

Re: I have a big question

Cygwin has been running X11 GUI applications on Windows for many years. Even Apple supports X11.

Daniel von Asmuth

Re: Remind me again......

I guess it's time for 'Everywoman Desktop', that would be a new OS that allows you to run more Linux distributions in separate Docker containers simultaneously and quickly switch between them. Anything that Redmond can do, GNU can do better.

EU wants one phone plug to rule them all. But we've got a better idea.

Daniel von Asmuth

Re: To later

You would have to design British connectors that don't look lke USB. A pentagonal shape like the Englsh rose would be a good start - you can make it rose-coloured too - and you need a new name, such as BSU (Bidirectional Socket of the UK).

Daniel von Asmuth
Coffee/keyboard

Re: EU Standard plug

The solution is obviously for the UK to unplug from the EU and maybe mandate US standards.

"It's up to the commercial end of the industry to agree on easy to understand labels, and the regional bureaucratic blocks (like the EU) to enforce them. So Apple would certify that its plug and cable support 'Blue speeds', for example. Wouldn't that be handy?"

Industry is like the free market: it can only work successfully under severe and expensive government regulation and oversight. It's like Microsoft or Intel: it creates pseudostandards like Win32 or PCI at best'.

Brit banks must disclose outages via API, decrees finance watchdog

Daniel von Asmuth
Boffin

APIs

FIrstly, try the good old ICMP echo a.k.a. 'ping' API. If the remote server does not respond, there may be an outage. If that is not sophisticated enough for you, SNMP is your friend.

Secondly, these banks have APIs for interbank payments and customer transactions. You only have to create an automated system that tries to make bank transactions on-line. If thers fail, you may be looking at an outage.

Intel: Yeah, yeah, 10nm. It's on the todo list. Now, let's talk about AI...

Daniel von Asmuth
Mushroom

AI is exploding

What will Intel do? Make brooms and shovels to clean up the rubble?

Wait, did you hear that? That rumbling in the distance? Sounds like... a 16-socket IBM Power9 box shuffling this way

Daniel von Asmuth
Boffin

Gates's law

640 TB of memory should be enough for anybody

Almost 1 in 3 Brits think they lack computer skills to do their jobs well

Daniel von Asmuth
Facepalm

Re: I think I lack computer skills to do my job well

I am proud to lack certain computer skills, such as proficiency with Microsoft Office.

Most of the time, I think my skills are sufficient for a reasonably good result, but the available time is ever lacking.

The age of hard drives is over as Samsung cranks out consumer QLC SSDs

Daniel von Asmuth

Re: Ah, but

It's consumer technology, so it's supposed to be cheaper (for the manufacturer), without becoming less simple or blatantly slower, worse or unreliable.

Microsoft devises new way of making you feel old: Windows NT is 25

Daniel von Asmuth
Gimp

Re: some striking logos along the way

"The Apple II was dreadful and a success mostly due to Visicalc."

The Apple ][ had its problems, but the MacIntosh was really dreadful. .... if Gates had intended us to use a mouse, He would have given us three hands.

Daniel von Asmuth
Windows

Re: 16MB?

Windows NT took so long to build because Gates insisted on compatibility with MS-DOS, MS-Windows and (16-bit) OS/2. Compared to MS-Windows it was stable and performed half decent if you had lots of RAM. I once ran, err crawled ran NT 3.51 and Exchange server in 16 MB.

MS-Windows 4.00 was usuallly packaged with MS-DOS 7.00 and sold as Windows '95. That crap was hastily launched as 32-bit OS/2 started to gobble up MS Windows market share and NT had too high hardware requirements for the unwashed masses until the Home Edition of NT 5.1, a.k.a. XP, not to mention the selling price. It took Redmond until 2000 to create a usable server edition. Compared to Unix it still lacks (pseudo)-terminal support.

Funny how NT 4.00 complained about the presence of a disc in the CD-ROM drive when it was labeled C:, but not when after renaming it to H:.

Oracle puts release of new freebie mini-database on ice to work out kinks

Daniel von Asmuth
Paris Hilton

A free database

A free database from Oracle? Do you mean MySQL?

ReactOS 0.4.9 release metes out stability and self-hosting, still looks like a '90s fever dream

Daniel von Asmuth
Windows

Modern UI

So ReactOS and LibreOffice look more like Windows and MS Office than the current Microsoft crop of crap.

EU plans for domestic exascale supercomputer chips: A RISC-y business

Daniel von Asmuth

Re: We can watch if from the UK

So long Brittannia, farewell ARM, goodbye INMOS.

But the EUil Empire still has Signetics (part of NXP), with their old 2650 microprocessor, the NE555 chip and WOM chips (write-only memory). After 60 years of promotion by the Common Market, the European IT industry still cannot compete, not even on its home turf.

It walks, it talks, it falls over a bit. Windows 10 is three years old

Daniel von Asmuth
Windows

Not since 1981

Our economy was in a sorry state already: Industry, mining, and agriculture were all but bankrupt en unemployment soared. Then IBM with Intel and Microsoft introduced the PC - it's called the era of digital transformation now. Instead of boosting the productiviity of typists compared to IBM typewriters, the PC undermined it. A disaster became total when Apple and Microsoft introduced Windows. Within a decade the old industrial zones had been replaced by high-rise office blocks. All tthese office workers added to corporate and government costs without contributing to useful production.

The popular press that used to like XP, vomited vitriol onto Vista, only to like to Windows 7, then to cast scorn on 8, so as to praise 10 again. But nobody seems to have found any differences between them except for the version numbers.

The problem is that if you buy a PC that's certified for Windows 10 and a software suite that requuires Windows 10, you won't know which version of Windows 10 these might work with.

Microsoft: For God's sake, people, cut down on the meetings!

Daniel von Asmuth
Childcatcher

Meetings

Without meetings there would be no cooperation nor organisation.

A an hour spent in front of the PC is an hour wasted on administratrivia. Microsoft has been a productivity black hole since 1981.

Sysadmin cracked military PC’s security by reading the manual

Daniel von Asmuth

I secured Windows NT

I once crashed Windows '95 by starting a small visual basic app,then starting up a second instancee, third, etc, until Redmond decided that 56 running programs was the limit. I then tried to log out to stop all the instances without having to click them all separately. This was enough to crash Windows '95. Later I crashed an old NT server by firing ping packets at it without the customary 1 second delay and in other ways.

More interesting was when I upgraded a PC of the local student union from Windows '98 to NT 4.0. This worked until I looked at the registry settings and noticed that mostly any logged in user could change any setting, so I tried to secure it, but I went a little further than intended. Now nobody had access - even Administrator and System. NT could not boot without registry access. The usual trick of trying to upgrade Windows (to the same version as it was running) also failed without registry access. Only reformatting the disc helped.

Daniel von Asmuth

Re: BS

Once upon a time the physics department terminated my computer and relegated me to a noisy room with a desk and a PC equipped with only one wordprocessor (ChiWriter, an abomination).

I was able to secure the PC with a few commands in the autoexec.bat file

@ECHO OFF

MODE MONO

PARK

The first two insured that onlookers were not shown what was going on, the last one parked the hard drive and halted the processor (the latter act was non-standard). I would switch on the computer and terminate the batch job with <CTRL-C>, and run a different batch file to start the word processor. The rest of the department thought the box was broken, since <CTRL-ALT-DEL> would not reboot it. (security by obscurity was effective in this case)

Apple is Mac-ing on enterprise: Plans strategic B2B alliance with HPE

Daniel von Asmuth
Gimp

Apple’s enterprise business

"Apple’s B2B division in the UK and Ireland is run by enterprise director Matt Key. The new hire will report to him. He has been in situ for less than a year.".

That makes their regional B2B division cost 2 salaries, while raising almost 0 income. Understandably they wish to grow.

"The people here at Apple don’t just create products"

Once upton a time Steve Wozniak used to create products, but the Products division is shrinking these days.

Europe's scheme to build exascale capability on homegrown hardware is ludicrous fantasy

Daniel von Asmuth

The EU is a dream

Far more easy to do it with Dutch hardware... A joint venture of NXP Semiconductors, Tulip, Philips-Electrologica, KPN Research and TNO could succeed given three decades and TeraBucks in subsidies... make tiny nation rule the waves again.

We would of course be up against the likes of Siemens-Nixdorf, Bosch, ICL, Inmos, ARM, Acorn, Bull, Olivetti, Norsk Data and Nokia and fail to sell outside the Low Countries. Soon South America will overtake Europe.

Git365. Git for Teams. Quatermass and the Git Pit. GitHub simply won't do now Microsoft has it

Daniel von Asmuth
Windows

Re: Missed the obvious one

Megasoft. (what could be more obvious?) Or Visual AppStore.

Microsoft releases new containerised cut of Windows Server

Daniel von Asmuth
Windows

Everybody just lurves new Windows windows!

Has Redmond decides on price yet?

EU summons a CYBER FORCE into existence

Daniel von Asmuth
Black Helicopters

Re: international cyber-force

If left up the Eurocrats, it will turn into an expensive cyber-farce.

Why can't the member states gather their own team of experts and cooperate with their neighbours?

Why aren't startups working? They're not great at creating jobs... or disrupting big biz

Daniel von Asmuth
Boffin

Economic recovery

Not so long ago, a high number of U.S. companies went bankrupt. so the percentage of start-ups was high, with gigantic financial and social cost, But now the economy is stabilising, so the age of the average company is rising..... until Trump makes America go into a great recession again.

Happy birthday, you lumbering MS-DOS-based mess: Windows 98 turns 20 today

Daniel von Asmuth
Windows

Simply the worst Windows I ever used, and I used Windows ME.

Did those responsible for vast economical damage and many lost lives ever face a court of law?

Have YOU had your breakfast pint? Boffins confirm cheeky daily tipple is good for you

Daniel von Asmuth
Headmaster

Re: What measure of 'drink' did these Americans use?

If you mean the Unites States, they measure milk in gallons. South-America uses litres.

Daniel von Asmuth
Pint

Interesting? Scary!

On the contrary. If you consume 4 alcoholic drinks per day, the chance that you will eventually die (from cancer, mortality or whatever) becomes a whopping 1.00, or 100 % certainty.

But then, drinking no liquieds at all may kill you faster.

Now Microsoft ports Windows 10, Linux to homegrown CPU design

Daniel von Asmuth
Windows

Hail the future monopoly

Soon Microsoft can do without Intel, AMD, Dell, HP, Lenovo, & co (and we still get Linux)

What's all the C Plus Fuss? Bjarne Stroustrup warns of dangerous future plans for his C++

Daniel von Asmuth
Holmes

Re: Disagree....

C++ has so many features it has become unlearnable. It cannot be completely specified in less than 1000 pages. It is almost impossbile to write a C++ compiler from scratch.

Just learn the core features and try to invent a new language based on those.

Low AI rollout caused by dumb, fashion-victim management – Gartner

Daniel von Asmuth

Re: Over-hyped, over-paid and over here

Ai has become pretty good at playing chess and go and more applications are expected before this century is over. In the year 2525, maybe citizens no longer have to vote in ballots, as computers choose politicians. A thousand years onwards, computers could replace politicians altogether.

England's top judge lashes out at 'Science Museum' grade court IT

Daniel von Asmuth
Windows

Re: Trivial...

Nice idea, except that theire are no trivial document formats, only legacy formats like various derivatives of ASCII and EBCDIC.

FTP over TCP over IP over Ethernet or ATM? Hardly a simple protocol! You may have nmore success with Kermit over serial lines.

P.S. I wonder what kind of 'Science Museum grade IT' the UK justice is using? Analytical Engines? Enigma machines? Sinclair Spectra? BBC Micros?

Monday: Intel touts 28-core desktop CPU. Tuesday: AMD turns Threadripper up to 32

Daniel von Asmuth
Gimp

Re: Gimme speed

A 10 GHz CPU? Try to revive the old Alpha AXP architecture. Forget about complex instructions and speculative executing or hyperthreading; say hello to even longer pipelines. Use photonic chip interconnections. Focus on low latency and smile when you see fewer TFLOPS in benchmarks, and expect huge cooling requirements.

Amdahl's Law will tell you that most programs will receive less than a 100-fold speed-up if you run them on 100 cores (instead of 1), but but tasks can be parallellised to some degree.

USA! USA! We're No.1! And we want to keep it that way – in spaaaace

Daniel von Asmuth
Alien

Where do you want to go tomorrow?

So, if the moon be too small, the Red planet too cold, hot Venus must be the place where America is going.

Linus Torvalds decides world isn’t ready for Linux 5.0

Daniel von Asmuth

Considering that MS-DOS after vesion 2.10 had too much bloat.....

Windows NT was a good idea, but then Microsoft wanted it to be compatible with MS-Windows and the development schedule started slipping....

Daniel von Asmuth
Paris Hilton

Wrong again

You had PC-DOS and MS-DOS, with different version numbers.

Then you had MS-Xenix and MS Lan Manager

Microsoft cooperated on early versions of OS/2.

You had MS Windows 1.0, 2,0, 3,0, 3.1, 3.11, 3.2, Win32S, 4.0 (a.k.a. Windows 95, 98, ME).

You had versions of MS-DOS like 7.0 (a.k.a. Windows 95)

You had Windows NT 3.1, 3.50, 3.51, 4.0, 5.0(a.k.a. Windows 2000), 5.1 (XP), 5.2, (2003), 6.0 (a.k.a. Windows 2008), 6.1 (a.k.a. Windows 7), 6.2 (a.k.a. Windows 8), 10 (a.k.a. Windows 2016), etc.

You had Windows CE which begat Windows Phone.

You have Microsoft Midori. (versions? )

Nothing weirder than the version names of Ubuntu that went from 'a' to 'z' and then restarted or OpenSuse with version numbers 10, 11, 11.1 , 11.2, 12, 12.1, 42, 42.1, 42.2, 16.

'Moore's Revenge' is upon us and will make the world weird

Daniel von Asmuth
Coat

Re: Perhaps IETF's YANG might help here?

I am not sure what problem YANG is supposed to solve, but Moore's lay implies that within n months (for some value of n, you can buy ten-billion-transistor-chips which makes support for those protocols possible.... It'll work with Windows 11.

Daniel von Asmuth

Re: "chips in general are now cheap"

Look at the selling price of the fastest highest-core-count Xeon processor.

The price of cheap chips just was raised a bit, but then it consumes unprecedented amounts of electric power.

Your F-35s need spare bits? Computer says we'll have you sorted in... a couple of years

Daniel von Asmuth
Mushroom

What Weird War?

You can call it the Second Gulf War or the War Against Tea, but we've been fighting it for almost 17 years now and it involves a rather long list of nations in one role or another.

......

so if the enemy manage to shoot down an F-35, it will phone home and order a couple of millions of spare parts before hitting the turf, kool!

Un-bee-lievable: Two million Swedish bugs stolen in huge sting

Daniel von Asmuth
IT Angle

Two million bugs?

I wrote programs with more bugs than that!

Cisco turns to AMD Epyc for the first time in new UCS model

Daniel von Asmuth

hot chips

8 sockets holding up to 256 cores (2 threads per core) consuming 1440 kW (not counting rest of the hardware). Wonder what it will cost. Performance would be in TFLOPS range. ... For heavy computing loads one SMP 8-socket box sounds better.

UK Home Office's £885m crim records digi effort: A 'masterclass in incompetence'

Daniel von Asmuth
Coat

Where's the news angle?

That would be the fact that this one cost ten times the amount of other major failed government IT projects and tthe author fails to explain the exorbitant cost. Other countries have enough incompetence of their own.

US Congress mulls expanding copyright yet again – to 144 years

Daniel von Asmuth
Mushroom

The upside

Hitler's Mein Kampf entered the public domain 70 years after his death and will now become proscribed again.

Kaspersky Lab's move from Russia to Switzerland fails to save it from Dutch oven

Daniel von Asmuth
Big Brother

Transparent Like Windows

Whereas the German government is still investigating the security of the data that recent Windows insist of sending to Redmond, the Dutch puts blind faith into the U.S. and joins any sanction aganst the S.U., ehr, Russian Federation.

Microsoft programming chief to devs: Tell us where Windows hurt you

Daniel von Asmuth

Re: "We want to ask developers, what is your pain point"

Let's start with the funky memory models of PC-DOS (and 16-bit Windows). Then we mention the TSR applications of DOS and the 'cooperative multi-tasking' of 16-bit Windows. Visual Basic gets an unhonorary mention, together with GUIs in general. Did you notice that Windows is so bad they keep changing the GUI with every release?

It's not that 640 KB was a whole lof of RAM, Microsoft abused it to turn MS-DOS into a bloated feature-overflowing monster. ...and that was before they created all those other buggy incompatible documented APIs, which keep you searching for some documentation. ...where old source code needs updating for every new version. Did we mention that you cannot find the OS sources anywhere, let alone fix them? That you cannot even peruse www.microsoft.com with their own Internet Explorer 2.0 (and maybe not even version 6.0).

Windows is expensive, slow, bloated and insecure, but more importantly it lacks stability - the infamous Blue Screen Of Death. Finally, only a handful of elite companies are eligible for technical support, that the rest of us cannot afford.