* Posts by Arthur the cat

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'Wobbly spacetime' is latest stab at unifying physics

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Re: Suspected as much . . .

Incompleteness just says that not everything can be proved from axioms. That doesn’t make it incorrect.

It makes it correct but not provably so.

NTT Data to monitor ten million hotel guests and sell data about their sleep

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Joke

Way behind the times

Andy Warhol did it 60 years ago.

AstraZeneca bets $247M AI can create a cancer-fighting antibody

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Re: Business model

I do know that having seen another relative in hospital recently they feed them stuff that I literally would not give to my dog.

True. I had a couple of stays in hospital last year and the food was pretty awful. Most calories came in the stodgy puddings with custard, the "main course" was sandwiches for one of lunch/dinner on weekdays and both meals at the weekend, special diets (and they listed a lot of them) often didn't have any options actually available. I got my wife to bring something decent in when she visited.

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Re: Even if they find it

I think about 95% of people in either country are refusing to take the Covid jab

In the UK only over 65s and vulnerable people can get the vaccine this year. As of 30 November "61.5 percent of people aged 65 and over have received a COVID jab" (from NHS England). Everyone I know who is eligible has had the vaccine.

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Re: Business model

If they could be cured quickly

ObXKCD (remember Randall Munroe's wife had cancer).

Boffins devise 'universal backdoor' for image models to cause AI hallucinations

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TheRegister Use of the archaic worn out comedic word "boffins"

The OED does not classify "boffin" as either archaic (it's current) or comedic:

3. British colloquial. In weakened use: an intellectual, an academic, a clever person; an expert in a particular field

TheRegister will loose credibility with the science community

I think you've confused El Reg with Nature. Although I read both, they have differing purposes.

Branson's wallet snaps shut for Virgin Galactic

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Branson's wallet

Isn't that a disease of Shatner's Bassoon?

It's ba-ack... UK watchdog publishes age verification proposals

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Re: Fuck off you moronic cockwombles

I think "right of passage" is part of consent.

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Swearing is a country specific interpretation

<québécois>Tabarnak!</québécois>

Utterly weird to my English ears.

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Re: bloody clueless, and think of Tom Cruise / Michael J Fox

Requirement for Photo ID for elections already exists

Nit pick: Requirement for Photo ID for voting in elections in person already exists. No requirement for photo id exists for postal votes, which is what I've got.

Government and the latest tech don't mix, says UK civil servant of £11B ESN mess

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Well, we got a Minister for AI now, does that help?

Given that AI can also mean artificial insemination, I think it means we've got a minister to ensure we're totally fucked but without any of the fun. (Aka: government as normal.)

UK government denies China/Russia nuke plant hack claim

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Re: The government oblivious

According to Oliver Dowden, we should be prepared with battery-powered radios and torches

and candles, which given that we've got very efficient LED lighting and battery packs, is a rather hazardous suggestion for cosplaying that well known manga "1973 Miners' Strike".

Amazon on the hook for predictably revolting use of concealed clothes hook spy cam

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Re: WTF?

I usually get ads for the product I've literally just bought.

Ditto. Plus variants on books – you've just bought ${TITLE} by ${AUTHOR} on Kindle, would you like the hardback version, the paperback version, the audiobook, the US edition, the French translation, the German translation, …

Hershey phishes! Crooks snarf chocolate lovers' creds

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Re: dafuq

as an end user you'd have to physically go there to buy things from the factory shop

They do have an online shop, but sadly "Delivery only in Switzerland & Principality of Liechtenstein".

Sigh.

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Re: Standards are slippin now El Reg focuses on readers outside Europe

I had colleagues who would come back with Hershey Kisses whenever they had been across the pond

Why in the name of ${DEITY} did they do that? Once I can understand, let's see what these are like, but repeatedly? Did they hate everybody they worked with, or did they smoke 80 Gitanes a day and had no taste buds left?

You can't deepfake diversity, and that's a good thing

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What sort of diversity?

For technology you want (need?) diversity of thought. What HR usually hires for is diversity of sex, gender or skin colour, i.e. things which in a photo will shout "Look! Diversity!" and gain the company brownie points. Unless you can show the latter sort of diversity necessarily produces the former, there's no win. As a counter example, I strongly suspect that the skin colour of Old Etonians makes sod all difference to their thinking(*). So are there any peer reviewed papers on correlation between the various sorts of diversity? If not, we're running on happy thoughts and Just So stories.

(*) Pro example: I've worked with quite a few people diagnosed as having Asperger's Syndrome. They are truly wonderful people to have as colleagues, especially for someone like me who's very "seat of the pants" in my approach.

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"My other car is a Porsche"

~40 years ago the company MD drove a Porsche. I could never persuade him to get a bumper sticker reading "my other car is a clapped out 2CV".

Bank boss hated IT, loved the beach, was clueless about ports and politeness

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A USB-A plug needs three attempts to fit it into the socket, spinning it by 180 each time.

That's where USB-C wins. You only need two attempts to get it to fit.

Virgin Atlantic flies 'world's first fossil-fuel free' transatlantic commercial flight

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Re: Geography

has a problem when it comes to moving it around at someone's whim.

I'm sure someone at The Boring Company has been tasked with dealing with that.

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Re: "There's simply not enough SAF"

Ah yes, the great Atlantic railway.

As documented in Harry Harrison's A Transatlantic Tunnel, Hurrah!(*)

(*) Also called the more boring Tunnel Through the Deeps apparently.

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The truly rich have private jets

The truly rich own private jets, the merely rich hire them at quite reasonable prices.

Wayland takes the wheel as Red Hat bids farewell to X.org

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Re: Screensaver

whatever the Unix was on a Dec alpha

OSF/1

AI threatens to automate away the clergy

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Boffin

You want to work in a lab that puts semen into syringes for inseminating pigs, cows, etc?

That isn't the null set???

[Icon chosen as nearest to bogglement.]

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Re: Evidence

The problem with experiments relating to religion is they often violate CIOMS guidelines for ethical research on human subjects.

However there are natural experiments, which have been analysed. Specifically, in the 19th century people prayed for the health and longevity of monarchs and their immediate families, but not for the nobility. As nobles tend to have similar genetics to monarchs(*) and live in similar circumstances which would suggest similar expected lifespans, if prayer works there should be a statistically significant difference in lifespans between royals and nobles. There isn't.

(*) Because the bunch of them are inbred.

Share your 2024 tech forecasts (wrong answers only) to win a terrible sweater

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It will be the cats that rule.

Will be??? Wrong tense.

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Re: The Register ....

… finally gets an IPv6 address.

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Thus the holy trinity of "things that will happen this year" is complete and the ancient prophecies are fulfilled.

At which point, overhead, without any fuss, the stars will start going out.

Microsoft opens sources ThreadX under MIT license

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Although MS claims 12Bn licences to "just" 3Bn for PX5, the latter sounds quite healthy to me.

I'd think it very healthy if I had sold 3bn software licences, even at £1 each.

Tesla sues Swedish government after worker rebellion cripples car biz

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Re: I am enjoying this dispute

Because some (mostly ) already well heeled individuals get lucky and become the super rich we hold them up as if they were somehow brilliant, rather than the statistical outliers that they really are.

We frequently see the respectful attentions of the world more strongly directed towards the rich and the great, than towards the wise and the virtuous.

Written by Adam Smith in Theory of Moral Sentiments, published in 1759.

Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose

Videoconferencing fatigue is real, study finds

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Re: Meetings!!!

And I wish you both read the article before commenting.

I did. Doesn't invalidate the rant about meetings in any way.

And your user name is horrible.

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Re: Meetings!!!

I wish I could upvote this more than once.

IT sent the intern to sort out the nasty VP who was too important to bother with backups

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Re: Can't stand IT

The NHSReality is built on incompetent admin staff!

T,FTFY.

Datacenter architect creates bonkers designs to illustrate the craft, and quirks, of building bit barns

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Re: Typical architect design

One of my friends is an American architect who's married to a local academic. She once explained to me the difference between US and UK architects. The US generally treats architecture as an engineering discipline, so they design buildings that work but which are boring. In the UK architecture aspires to be a fine art, so the buildings are often splendid to look at(*) but function exceedingly badly as buildings. Every award winning UK building I've ever been exposed to did at least one of 1) leak badly when it rained, 2) get too hot/cold in summer/winter (or the other way round!) or 3) make life very difficult for the occupants(**). It looks like Oz follows the UK.

(*) Or bloody hideous.

(**) Like the only way to move heavy workstations between floors was an open plan spiral staircase - no lifts!

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Re: Cooling services

Just build a very tall chimney and stack the servers inside?

And put wind turbines in the chimney to regain some of the lost power.

OpenCart owner turns air blue after researcher discloses serious vuln

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It's "safe enough" after all. At least according to someone that doesn't actually understand security.

Reminiscent of newbies who create their own encryption algorithms "that must be secure because I can't break it and I invented it".

Revival of Medley/Interlisp: Elegant weapon for a more civilized age sharpened up again

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Re: You /what/ Liam?

neither Ada nor ALGOL-68 had an easy/cheap implementation which allowed an engineer or project specifier to take a copy home or run it standalone on his office workstation

Algol 68 rather predated home computers and office workstations. I learnt it (Algol 68R dialect at RRE Malvern) on an ICL 1907F, and I don't think anybody had one of those at home in the early 70s.

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Re: lore

Javascript *is* like Scheme.

I would quibble with that. Scheme is (roughly) Church's λ calculus, whereas Javascript is more Abadi and Cardelli's σ calculus.

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Re: lore

Loads of Insidious Superfluous Parentheses

I knew it as Lots of Interminable Superfluous Parentheses. The language was always plagued with subtly different versions.

UK's cookie crumble: Data watchdog serves up tougher recipe for consent banners

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Re: 30 days to get compliant with tracking rules or face enforcement action

Hey, that's a Strongly Worded Letter, if you don't mind. And if that doesn't work, the threat of a Very Strongly Worded Letter.

The only way to make it count is to ensure the board has skin in the game. If the Strongly Worded Letter doesn't work, follow it up with ninja assassins to take out the entire board. A couple of firms suffering decapitation strikes(*) would encourage the others(**) wonderfully.

(*) Literally as well as figuratively :-)

(**) Thank you, M. François-Marie Arouet.

IBM-led advertising X-odus gains steam as more flee Musk's platform

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Re: Freedoms

Freedom of speech is not freedom from consequence.

ObXKCD

Fired OpenAI boss Sam Altman may join Microsoft

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And the latest news …

appears to be that 500 OpenAI (current as of the time I'm typing this) employees have signed an open letter saying "Altman back, existing board gone, or we'll probably walk after Altman".

Musk just lost the "incompetent management of a company" crown.

Net privacy wars will be with us always. Let's set some rules

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But what about obvious, prior work-arounds?

The eIDAS regulation makes an enormous change by mandating man-in-the-middle attack technology that it would be illegal for browser makers to defend against.

As I've pointed out before, Firefox (and a lot of other code) gets its trusted root CAs from a plain text file rather than having them built into the browser. A file that any old text editor can change. Mozilla might possibly be forced to stuff the EU's dodgy roots in there (but they're a US not for profit, so the jurisdictional squabbles would be interesting), but anybody and their dog can fork a copy and offer alternative root sets as well as individuals doing their own thing on the installed file.

NASA's Psyche spacecraft beams back a 'Hello' from 10 million miles away

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Re: "the significantly tighter waves of near-infrared light mean … more data"

That's just SMOP (Small Matter Of Physics)

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"the significantly tighter waves of near-infrared light mean … more data"

I'm still waiting for NASA to use their X-ray modulator for space communication. GHz modulated X-rays FTW!

IBM pauses advertising on X after ads show up next to antisemitic content

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Re: Magee...

Musk said something dumb again as advertisers pull their ads because they don't like the content on a site

Classic Fuck Around and Find Out (through falling ad revenues). Otherwise known as a natural experiment. I predict there will be a lot of PhD theses in the future, across a variety of disciplines, analysing the demise of Twitter.

Google Chrome coders really, truly, absolutely ready to cull third-party cookies from 2024

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"one percent of Chrome browsers tossing their third-party cookies initially"

Instant mental image of techno-norovirus

Google dragged to UK watchdog over Chrome's upcoming IP address cloaking

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Re: Now's a perfect time...

And blow the room up!

A little unsubtle and somewhat destructive. I'd suggest slowly replacing the air in the room with helium. The "why are you speaking in a squeaky voice?" " no, you're speaking in a squeaky voice!" conversation just before they pass out would be the icing on the cake.

Robot mistakes man for box of peppers, kills him

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Humour is the release valve that allows the mind to deal with horror.

In my younger days I spent a lot of time drinking with doctors, nurses and paramedics. The biggest sources of utterly bleak, and very funny, jokes I've ever met.

Wanted: Driver for rocket-powered Bloodhound Land Speed Record car

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Going forward it'll probably end up purely as a vanity project for the likes of Elon Musk and Arab oil sheiks

So long as they have to drive it to get the record. Sort of a rich person's equivalent of the Great Filter.

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Joke

"The project has moved in stops and starts"

That's not how you break a speed record.