* Posts by Arthur the cat

3378 publicly visible posts • joined 18 Aug 2009

Bringing the IBM Thinkpad 'Butterfly' back to life

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The phatom downvoter strikes again

At the time of writing every comment before this one, even totally innocuous ones, has at least one downvote. Whoever does this (assuming it's one person) had been on hiatus but has recently started up again. I guess some people are just naturally grumpy.

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Re: i digress

I wonder if the HoC restaurant serves Turnip Surprise.

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Re: i digress

When I heard on the radio the phrase "if some vegetables are unavailable, turnips can make a good substitute", I immediately assumed Rishi Sunak was preparing us for a cabinet reshuffle...

The Spitting Image sketch of Thatcher and her cabinet at a restaurant has definitely entered the nation's psyche.

Not just you in the night: Tiny bugs use superpropulsion to eject huge volumes of pee

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Memory is a strange thing

sharpshooters temporarily tune the frequency of their "anal stylus" to the frequency of their pee droplets

For some reason I'm now thinking of Stylophones.

Who writes Linux and open source software?

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Re: It's not WHO is contributing, it's WHAT they're contributing

Ever used CUPS?

Ever wondered why those of us who have used it for ages say the acronym comes from Can't Usually Print Stuff?

[Admittedly IPP Everywhere makes life a lot easier.]

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Re: I knew this would end in tears.

Is anybody checking what they are putting into the code?

*cough*systemd*cough*

[Yes, I know he doesn't work for them, but his heart and soulspleen do.]

PC tech turns doctor to diagnose PC's constant crashes as a case of arthritis

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Re: South don't work in the North

Orion's sword points up

As I thought the first time I was in the southern hemisphere and looking at the stars: that's not a sword.

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Re: Don't get me started...

Left-pondians tend to add extra syllables for no logical reason.

That comment will make someone go nuke-cue-lar.

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Re: Don't get me started...

but what about a BULGAR?

Is he called Ian?

Google staff asked to share desk space in latest cost purge

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Re: Warm desking

Which is worse? Hot desking or warm lavatory seating?

This won't hurt a bit: Amazon now a US healthcare provider

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Amazon advertising

Given the way Amazon tries to sell me alternate versions of the book I just bought and vaguely related books …

You've just had a kidney removed. Have you considered having another kidney removed? Have you considered having a kidney removed by a French surgeon? Have you considered having your liver removed? Your spleen?

People who had a kidney removed also bought: a lawn mower, a novelty door mat, a year's supply of cat food.

Titanic mass grave site to be pillaged for NFTs

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It's also arguably the world's most famous mass grave, which makes this whole thing even more tasteless.

Agreed. It's one thing being an idiot, but a totally different thing being a ghoul.

Raspberry Pi Foundation launches $12 USB Debug Probe

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Re: Concentrating on the important stuff

Maybe try solving your supply chain issues first

It's Pico based. There's been no supply chain issues for that chip.

By definition a supply chain issue isn't the fault of the entity on the end of the chain. What do you expect the Raspberry Pi Foundation to do, set up a fab of their own?

I can't do that, Dave: AI drowns top sci-fi mag with story submissions

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… and so it begins.

Not with a bang, but a waffle.

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Happy

Some articles here read like they might have been written by A"I".

Others, like they've been written by aliens, lunatics, or the occasional cat.

UK tax authority nudges net 'influencers': You may owe us for those OnlyFans feet pics

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Re: Loophole

I think that was Uber (or Uber-alike). I believe the key fact was that they had to take the jobs that the company gave them at the price the company set. My local taxi firm doesn't set prices (the council does that) and they just put jobs out for drivers to say yes or no to as they wish.

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Re: Loophole

Imagine I create a platform - a cupcake factory, where people can come and make cupcakes if they like and then other people may buy cupcakes off of them and I would take a cut of each sale.

I am pretty sure something like this would be illegal, but somehow it is allowed when it is on the internet.

Sounds pretty close to what just about every taxi firm in the country does. They're not illegal.

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Re: HMRC RTI

Why not make it a legal requirement for the platforms to report to HMRC

Most platforms are US based, TikTok is Chinese. (Is there any platform that's UK based?) Extraterritoriality is messy.

A tip for content filter evaluators: erase the list of sites you tested, don't share them on 100 PCs

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Re: Hey, this is ElReg! No kink shaming!

I once sent a rather steamy love letter to my Boss, and a system status report to my girlfriend (now Wife).

Better your boss than your mother-in-law. (A friend's error, not mine, thank $DEITY. The rest of us laughed mercilessly.)

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I had the exact opposite

Long before it was called arxiv.org the electronic preprint server was on xxx.lanl.gov. It had been called that simply because www.lanl.gov already existed and x is the next letter after w(*). One day I went to fetch a work related paper and found the site was blocked. It turned out the sysadmins had recently installed an access filter without telling anybody, which I found out through a conversation along the lines of "why can't I get to …" – "why are you going to a porn site?" – "It's not a porn site, I need access for work" – "Pull the other one" – "RANT! I need this for work!".

(*) There may well have been a wind-up factor as well.

GoDaddy joins the dots and realizes it's been under attack for three years

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Doctor Seuss time

I DO NOT LIKE GREEN HATS AND SPAM.

99 year old man says cryptocurrency is for idiots

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Money is indeed nothing more than a promise to exchange something now for something of equivalent value later. Typically with the value backed by the continued existence of a nation state; so as long as the nation state exists then most of the value will still exist.

Money doesn't need a nation state in the modern sense to back it, it merely needs the people using it to agree that it has value. It's worth reading about shell money and Rai stones.

BAE Systems handed £38m Border Force intelligence contract

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Border Force intelligence contract

The jokes just write themselves.

Musk says he ain't going anywhere as Twitter CEO until at least late 2023

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Re: Pop-corn shortage

This planet will never produce enough ! Ah, this is the reason behind going to Mars ? Got it now ...

You've got it. A volcanic lair on top of Olympus Mons gives a splendid view of the planet wide popcorn fields.

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Re: I hope he stays for good!

The plan was all along to sink Twitter.

Same as the Titanic. Err, no, hang on, that's not it …

Take the blue pill: Keanu Reeves has had enough of AI baloney

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Sound chap, Keanu Reeves

That's all.

Craig Wright's crypto wallet claim against Bitcoin SV devs back before judges

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Re: "This claim is controversial"

Doctor of Theology: "Your catechism is a little inflamed and your eschatology is sluggish. Take two aspirin and call me after the weekend if it hasn't got any better."

Wow, so they actually let AI fly an F-16 fighter jet

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Re: Unsurprising... and also unwise

That's quite apart from the generally bad idea of letting a computer autonomously control highly dangerous weapons

For SF fans, I'd recommend Peter Watt's short story Malak [Warning: PDF]. Whether giving the AI a nuke in the story is a good or bad idea depends on your ethical stance.

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Re: this is an axmimoran

axmimoran

Do mean oxymoron? As in Military Intelligence.

Musk's view count antics are perfect cover for Twitter's paid API failure

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Re: It's not entirely clear if Musk's changes have had the effect he wanted

Unfollowing @elonmusk or failing to like every @elonmusk tweet is a violation of Twitter T&Cs.

Looks like we're getting there.

TL;DR: After Biden's tweets about the Super Bowl got more engagement than Musk's he demanded Twitter engineers fix it:

By Monday afternoon, “the problem” had been “fixed.” Twitter deployed code to automatically “greenlight” all of Musk’s tweets, meaning his tweets will bypass Twitter’s filters designed to show people the best content possible. The algorithm now artificially boosted Musk’s tweets by a factor of 1,000 – a constant score that ensured his tweets rank higher than anyone else’s in the feed.

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It's not entirely clear if Musk's changes have had the effect he wanted

his latest tweet at the time of writing indicates more work is happening, probably to help him maintain his spot as one of the world's most popular, and therefore coolest, people

"You have automatically followed @elonmusk. Unfollowing @elonmusk or failing to like every @elonmusk tweet is a violation of Twitter T&Cs. A first offence will mean you will only see @elonmusk posts for 24 hours. Subsequent offences will lead to longer restrictions. Failing to open the Twitter app or trying to close your account will lead to all @elonmusk tweets being posted through your letterbox as hard copies. This may be halted by emigrating to Mars, where a paid and correctly used Twitter subscription will be necessary to obtain your daily supply of MuskOxygen™."

Chipmakers threaten to defect to US, EU if UK doesn't get its semiconductor plans sorted

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Unhappy

Re: >Where's the Brexit bonus?

Nobody can be told what Brexit means, you have to experience it for yourself.

I see, it's my fault because I'm experiencing it badly. Must think happy thoughts … Must think happy thoughts … Must think happy thoughts …

Nope, not working. Still a shitstorm.

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Re: Usual

The glory of government.

'I don't know what you mean by "glory",' Alice said.

Humpty Dumpty smiled contemptuously. 'Of course you don't — till I tell you."

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Facepalm

Re: >Where's the Brexit bonus?

there was/is no clear consensus on what "Brexit" means.

"Brexit means Brexit". Wasn't that official policy, or did it change with each PM?

Thunderbird email client is Go for new plumage in July

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Re: Upgraded interface

Please tell me I can keep an old-fashioned title bar/mneu bar/dropdown menu interface

The original blog post says us old timers can keep our usual interface while the youngsters play in their friendly primary coloured ball pit.

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Re: Upgraded interface

I use K9 on my phone as it's the best of a frankly horrible bunch. The unified inbox is trivial to disable, which is fortunate as I have several mail accounts that I definitely don't want confused.

Romance scam targets security researcher, hilarity ensues

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Re: Why....

.... are they called "pig butchering scams" ?!

I presume it's because in the old days when you fattened a pig at home the butcher would come round and lead it up the garden path to slaughter it.

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Re: I’m too boring, I never see these scams

You couldn’t shock me.

Hmm. You sound well grounded

Well grounded means easier to shock ⚡⚡⚡.

Second Soyuz springs a leak, astronauts stuck on ISS for an extra month

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Re: Soyuz,Proress

Do you mean vodka drips?

Not in zero g, it just oozes.

Creator of Linux virtual assistant blames 'patent troll' for project's death

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Re: Never do hardware development on Kickstarter

If you think Kickstarter is bad, try Indiegogo.

I'm happy to invest in Kickstarter projects that catch my eye. I won't touch Indiegogo with a bargepole.

Four top euro carriers will use phone numbers to target ads and annoy Google & Facebook

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When four large multinationals get together, you can always be sure it's to benefit the customer.

I'm sure Adam Smith said something a bit like that.

Learn the art of malicious compliance: doing exactly what you were asked, even when it's wrong

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Re: Rate your skill level

Somewhere on the planet Dunning and Kruger are high-fiving.

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Trollface

a lot of pots, oven pans, frying pans + the steamer or slow cooker... none of which can go in the dishwasher.

They can. It's just not advisable. Especially the electrically powered ones.

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Re: Easier method.

Horripilation is a form of erection as well.

Elon Musk's Neuralink probed over pathogen transport

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Unusual amounts for fines

civil penalties of up to $96,624 … minimum penalty of $582

Did these start off as round numbers and get boosted for inflation or something?

What's up with IT, Doc? Rabbit hole reveals cause of outage

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Re: Ouch

You get SHARKS in your garden?

He could have a pond.

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Re: The butler couldn't have done it...

I'm a bit curious as to how Roger got behind the fridge. the one our hero had to budge out of the way to find the power cord?

He can only do it when it's funny, as I recall.

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Re: Ouch

Our technique is to spread Mahonia Japonica leaves (spiky like holly leaves, but bigger) over the area we want to keep cats out of. Works well enough, and growing plants just push them out of the way when large enough.

[Never thought I'd be posting gardening tips on El Reg.]

No more free love: Netflix expands account sharing restrictions

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Re: Dynamic ip address

As far as I can tell it's more about the geolocation of the IP address you use.

Even that can be a bit variable. I have fixed IP addresses from Zen and various services over the years have geolocated me in Rochdale (Zen's HQ), Bolton, London or occasionally Bristol or Nottingham. I'm actually in Cambridge.