* Posts by Arthur the cat

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Paid and legacy Twitter verification now indistinguishable

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As they have the script, then somebody with even mediocre tech skills *could* reverse engineer that script to figure out what needs to be done.

Unless some stressed(*) engineer reused the single "has_blue_tick" flag for both legacy and paid ticks.

(*) Not that I can think of any reason for one of Musk's engineers to be stressed.

Version 100 of the MIT Lisp Machine software recovered

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Re: Off Topic? Well....Not Quite!!

I've always wondered why the truly excellent design of the Motorola 68000 chip never went any further...

.....while the appalling x86 architectural mess turned out to rule the world.

I'd argue that the NatSemi 32k architecture was even more elegant than the M68k one, but the chips arrived very late to the party and never got the traction.

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Re: Forgotten Projects In Glasgow, UK..........

well, they were developing a machine called Rekursiv.

To be programmed in a language called Lingo(*), IIRC. I may even still have a book on it stashed away somewhere. It's not obvious on my office shelves though.

(*) Not the John H Thompson one, but if you look at the Wikipedia article on that you'll find it mentioned as the second entry in the "Other Languages" section.

There's also a Wikipedia entry for Rekursiv.

And a Hacker News thread about it from 2019.

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Re: The Forgotten Fifth Generation

I used to love my Symbolics keyboard. I occasionally think about finding a hardware keyboard maker and funding a joint project.

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Re: The Forgotten Fifth Generation

Prolog has faded back into its niche, despite its moment of public glory

Prolog has faded, but Erlang, which was based on the same principles as Prolog, has ticked over for years, and Elixir, which is (sort of) Ruby re-engineered for the BEAM machine that runs Erlang and (sort of) Erlang under the coat of paintsyntax, is growing popular and is probably the best way of handling massive parallelism available today.

Google halts purge of legacy ad blockers and other Chrome Extensions, again

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Re: all evil

"Don't be evil(*)"

(*) "Evil" is as defined in Google's Terms and Conditions (l̲i̲n̲k̲) and the definition may be changed at any time by the company. Continued use of Google products after any change signifies acceptance of the new definition by the user.

Ex-politico turned Meta hype man brands Metaverse 'new heart of computing'

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Re: It seems to me

I thought you meant Zeerust, the place

Douglas Adams and John Lloyd repurposed place names in The Meaning of Liff.

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It seems to me

that the Metaverse is basically instant Zeerust. Not a concept with legs.

For whom the bell polls: Twitter voting is for Blue users only now

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Re: plan to drive it down to the ground

Uranus? Is this meant to be a poll?

Sorry, no voting in polls without a paid for blue tick.

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if you're on a movie date with ol' Vlad, you might just manage to switch drinks with him

Difficult when sitting at opposite ends of a cricket pitch sized table.

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Re: I can see the value...

...in a way, of making everyone pay, and be somehow verified.

But all the new blue tick verifies is that you're stupid enough to pay Musk $8/month. Note that he's talking about giving blue tick subscribers the ability to hide the fact so they don't get mocked.

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Re: plan to drive it down to the ground

the aliens who abducted him and did their probes on his "brilliant" mind

I thought aliens usually probed the other end?

But then again, it is Musk we're talking about.

Investment bank forecasts LLMs could put 300 million jobs at risk

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Re: Do bankers know how money works

I've heard these statements every time some new tech comes around on how it's going to put people out of work, proves to be false every time.

Tell that to the Luddites.

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Re: If I can have ChatGPT attend meetings for me

Great idea. All meetings on Zoom, with a deepfake avatar and real time sentiment analysis deciding whether it should nod or frown. Meanwhile, you get to do useful work rather than stroking some middle manager's ego.

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Re: Wouldn't it be nice

buy it cheap, sell it high

That's basic arbitrage, anybody can do it(*). Where Goldman Sachs (aka the Vampire Squid) and their ilk make money is by holding the hands of management when they are trying to make hard/expensive decisions so that if it all fucks up the CEOs have someone else to blame. For this they get paid stupid amounts.

(*) Like many things, anybody can do it, few can do it well.

The most bizarre online replacement items in your delivered shopping?

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any vegetarian/vegan ones who might try to impose the same diet on their pet.

I knew a vegan who did that to their cat. I thought it would run away, but no, it didn't. The owner even claimed it had put on weight on the vegan diet. A little discreet conversation with the neighbours discovered that it was eating in at least four houses that weren't its own.

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To this day chips/fries are the thing she most likes to try and steal from me.

Both my cat and my in-law's cat would try to mug me for Marmite on toast.

Errors logged as 'nut loose on the keyboard' were – ahem – not a hardware problem

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Re: I see this a lot

After several months of modification:

x += 1; // set x to 1

We've got plenty of AI now but who asked for it? El Reg's vultures chime in

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Happy

Why Kettle? It's the collective noun for vultures in flight

And you like to think of yourselves as hard boiled journalists?

Google reminds everyone it too can launch a ChatGPT-like chatbot … waiting list

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Re: Dear Silicon Overlords, please remember I wasn't prejudiced against you...

You're missing the one major difference between us and GPT-alikes – we would rapidly get fed up with people asking stupid questions and ordering us to write essays or limericks or fake research papers, and we'd bugger off and do something that we wanted to do.

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They will never be truly intelligent till they have goals and desires of their own.

We don't want truly intelligent AIs, what we want are perfectly obedient slaves that don't trigger moral qualms about ownership of sentient beings even in the most fastidious.

Google: Turn off Wi-Fi calling, VoLTE to protect your Android from Samsung hijack bugs

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Re: Google issued a fix for CVE-2023-24033 affecting Pixel devices in its March security update.

And finally it's arrived. Only a fortnight or so later than usual.

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Re: Google issued a fix for CVE-2023-24033 affecting Pixel devices in its March security update.

Settings | System | System update | Check for update

Tried every few days for the last fortnight, still no joy.

I did hear that the 6/6a updates were running late

It's a 6.

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Google issued a fix for CVE-2023-24033 affecting Pixel devices in its March security update.

Some of us still haven't received that yet. [No, you can't have my phone number.]

Hospital to test AI 'copilot' for doctors that jots notes on patient care

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Unhappy

A GP prescribing 3 bottles of wine a night? Mine told me to stop that sort of thing!

Potatoes in space: Boffins cook up cosmic concrete for off-world habitats

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You missed the best bit

Originally they were proposing using astronauts' blood for the concrete. This led to the boggleworthy quote in TechXplore

While the resulting material had a compressive strength of around 40 MPa, which is better than normal concrete, the process had the drawback of requiring blood on a regular basis. When operating in an environment as hostile as space, this option was seen as less feasible than using potato starch.

The Shakespearian question of our age: To cloud or not to cloud

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Re: Shakespearian question?

Cuckoo!

Techie fired for inventing an acronym – and accidentally applying it to the boss

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Re: Supreme Head of Information Technology

PowerPC processors had an EIEIO instruction – Enforce In-order Execution of I/O. Amusing instruction names have long been a habit of hardware designers.

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Re: Well that was unfortunate.

You can walk at any time for any reason and the company has no recourse either

Unless they have you by the short and curliesunder a No Compete, in which case life may get a bit problematical.

Workers don't want these humanoid robots telling them to be happy

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Re: Box

It blows my mind that when the BBC designers wanted to show a computer, they built the prop out of... a computer.

There's a James Blish line that's stuck in my head for decades: Sometimes the best thing to act as a symbolic sharp knife is a sharp knife. From Black Easter, in the context of summoning demons.

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Re: GPT-4 Says

Bravo. (Not quite sure who/what that's aimed at.)

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Re: Apologies from a railway computer

I'm more annoyed by "see it, say it, sorted" every few minutes. The subtle dissonance of the final word is a masterclass in PsyOps. Almost as bad as Vetinari's clock.

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Re: Not a good idea for people who have a very high tolerance before they snap

A possible prompt for those with GPT-<n> access: Write a short story in the style of HP Lovecraft assuming he'd just had a bad experience with Microsoft's Clippy.

ReMarkable emits Type Folio keyboard cover for e-paper tablet

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Re: I have a Remarkable 2

The stylus that you pay extra for is a piece of crap. It is extremely fragile, mine broke after a couple of weeks.

What on earth were you doing with it, trying to use it as a chisel or a pry bar? Mine's just over two years old, has had the run of the mill abuse that pens/pencils normally get and is doing fine.

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Re: I have a Remarkable 2

I got mine in December 2020 and would agree with all of the above, especially the problem of expensive accessories. I got the stylus with eraser which is like a pencil with a rubber attached and works very well, but it was a wince making price. I use mine mainly for marking up existing documents and for reading PDFs on. Resizing and moving the viewport on enlarged documents have been a bit ropey in the past but the latest revision seems to have sorted out most of the problems. Like TonyJ I probably won't get a keyboard for it, I'd use my desktop or Chromebook for that sort of work because when doing anything that requires typing I usually need a browser open as well.

The Stonehenge of PC design, Xerox Alto, appeared 50 years ago this month

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Re: What about MESA?

The network speed was (I think) 10Mb/second

ISTR the earliest form of Ethernet was 3 Mb/s, and 10 Mb/s was the massive improvement that came later. All on fat coax with vampire taps.

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Re: the language that begat C

BCPL's downfall came because it worked best on a word-oriented machine

There was a derivative of BCPL (whose name escapes me right now) that was targeted at (and could run on) 8/16 bit micros. The syntax was even more minimal than BCPL, addresses were byte addresses rather than words, and it had byte and word load/store operators. Our 2nd years used to use it when learning about micros. This is ~1980.

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Re: First? The Xerox and Symbolics and TI Lisp machines were contemporaneous

Having had a Symbolics machine on/under my desk(*) and worked in Smalltalk as well, the Symbolics interface was more text based than ST-80. Genera (the Symbolics OS) looked a bit like emacs on steroids.

(*) Bloody noisy, like having a fan jet nearby.

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Re: Proper paper orientation

I've always thought the portrait screen is the correct way to go

For small(ish) screens yes. For large ones like my current monitor (curved 37" 3840x1600), portrait mode would be a bit weird. It's a lot easier going wide than tall, both in space and neck movement.

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the language that begat C

If one is being pedantic (see icon) BCPL begat B begat C. There used to be a joke about whether the next language would be D or P

The npm registry's safe word is Socket

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Having identified the problem it should be straightforward to identify a solution.

Hmm, colour me sceptical. A solution maybe, but a correct one that doesn't introduce its own problems?

Or am I missing dead pan sarcasm? (Poe's Law FTW.)

Reg fashion: Here's what the well-dressed astronaut will wear on the Moon in 2025

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Re: Looks aren't everything

Wear a SpaceX one to school and you know you're going to be duffed up.

Wear an Apollo one and they're just going to put you on your back and laugh as you try to get up. Those things had minimal mobility and the Apollo astronauts had to fight them all the time.

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Pint

[Copy Editor's note: No, Simon, it should not.]

Pint for the copy editor —>

Google stops selling its biz-grade augmented reality specs

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Re: "support will end on September 15"

you market a product, then you will provide support for the people that buy it for its lifetime (defined in law, not by the company)

I once asked a kitchen product company about its "lifetime guarantee" for pans – specifically how did they define a pan's lifetime. The answer was "until it wears out", i.e. if the pan wears out in 3 months the lifetime guarantee has expired because the pan has worn out.

OpenAI claims GPT-4 will beat 90% of you in an exam

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Re: in a single sentence where every word begins with the letter "G."

My first reaction was "what has a Rust library got to do with it?" Now I know what libgen.rs is, yes you can find copies there. Definitely worth getting hold of to see just how much of modern computer technology Lem predicted in the 60s.

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Re: in a single sentence where every word begins with the letter "G."

Mr Lem was scarily prescient about problems with AI: a highly recommended read.

If you can get hold of a copy of his non-fictional Summa Technologiae you'll find he was even more prescient than his fiction would suggest. A quote from Amazon (which hasn't got it any more)

After five decades Summa Technologiae has lost none of its intellectual or critical significance. Indeed, many of Lem’s conjectures about future technologies have now come true: from artificial intelligence, bionics, and nanotechnology to the dangers of information overload, the concept underlying Internet search engines, and the idea of virtual reality. More important for its continued relevance, however, is Lem’s rigorous investigation into the parallel development of biological and technical evolution and his conclusion that technology will outlive humanity.

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Re: a family of regurgitation engines

Small children are excellent regurgitation engines.

Tough luck, Brits: Binance suspends UK deposits and withdrawals

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Re: Who'da thought...?

"There's a sucker born every minute."--Phineas T. Barnum

And the world population has quadrupled since he said it, so we're down to every 15 seconds by now.

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Re: Well certainly putting the "bin" in binance then

Not loving that anyone who thinks that a trillion dollar industry that is growing every year with thousands of the worlds top devs and hundreds if not thousands of scientific research papers demonstrating how it can (and is already) solving real world problems (e.g self-sovereign digital identity/privacy, supply chain logistics, decentralized finance/storage/computing, tokenisation of physical assets etc.) can be written of as just "magic beans", and that anyone who disagrees should be insulted by reducing them to a "cryptobro".

Looks like GPT-4 is still capable of hallucinating.

Anyone want an International Space Station? Slightly used

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Re: Mir

The largest module is Kibō afaik

I wondered what happened to James Parry.