* Posts by Philip Lewis

991 publicly visible posts • joined 13 Aug 2009

Don't crack that Mac: Almost NOTHING in new Retina MacBook Pros can be replaced

Philip Lewis

Re: Adhesives & Glue = cheap junk

I have a MacBookAir 11" - the very first model that came out - the "game changer".

I actually have no idea how long I have had it, certainly more than 2 years I would think.

According to iStatPro it has been recharged 274 times, is currently 100% charged and the battery life shows as 88%.

I think most of the people on her dumping in this thread are detached from reality

You like iPads, you like things called 'Air'. You will LOVE this puppy

Philip Lewis

Re: A thinner tabler is that it, how robust, it will need a bulky case???? @Ian Yates

Re: A thinner tabler is that it, how robust, it will need a bulky case????

Hmm, while I do not recall a 33 bit architecture, we certainly have had 36 & 48 bit architectures in the past as well as varying number of (n)bit memory addressing systems where n>32, so yes, there are other values of the increment.

The big changes in the A7 chip are not the 64 "bitness" of it, and your claim to know something about this subject suggests you might do well to actually brush up on the subject before ranting away and making yourself look silly.

On second thoughts, rant on ...

Philip Lewis
Megaphone

Re: Late to the party

Down vote me all you want, it won't change what it says on my CV, or the facts of the matter.

Philip Lewis

Re: Did you just???

"Apple are in fact one of the world's largest employers of chip designers."

Sadly, this factoid does not stop the fandroids spouting of about how Apple is not a tech company though, does it.

Philip Lewis

Re: Late to the party

"It's no wonder the market went blah at the news."

You don't really understand the market do you?

The market moved leading up to the release, where everyone placed their bets. This is how it works.

The market will now stabilise to the level the market assesses looking forward including the evaluation of the affects of the now released products (rather than speculation).

Philip Lewis

Re: iPad looks good to me.

"The reason Android has exploded as a platform is because ..."

... it is free for manufacturers and they can sell cheap crap using it, at price points for which there is always a ready market. Oh yes, and the fact that geeks like it.

There are exceptions, Samsung, Sony, Google Nexus.

I wonder what the sales of non-name Chinese underpowered, unusable crap tablets is compared to premium products?

Philip Lewis

Re: Lol @ the hate.

The maps app is fine, better in many ways than its predecessor (features Google refused to offer on the iDevices). However, Apple aligned itself with one of the world's major suppliers of data to feed their own app, and the completeness & quality was not to the same level that Google provided previously.

These are two statements of fact, and the end user experience was not up to Apple's standards and worse in many ways than the app that Google had previously provided.

The fact that everyone (including you I guess) blamed the poor user experience on the App, merely indicates the lack of nuance and understanding that the anti-Apple (and pro-Google) brigade demonstrate on every available occasion.

The whole exercise was Google throwing its weight around, successfully.

Don't let the facts get in the way of your bias though, carry on.

Philip Lewis
IT Angle

Re: Did you just??? @Ben 54

The 64bitness is far less important (as you point out) than the fact that it is a newer ARM revision, which amongst other things adds registers - the benefit of which you ought to fully understand.

Apple are not hiding anything nor claiming anything that the new architecture is not.

Get over yourself!

(That being said, xBox vs. iPad was a strange comparison)

Pop OS X Mavericks on your Mac for FREE while you have LUNCH

Philip Lewis

Re: And now the world waits...

"They just will add £500 onto the hardware cost to cover it like Apple do..."

Errr ... that would be the surface then? dork.

Philip Lewis
FAIL

Re: It's not about Microsoft

"The other advantage is that older hardware will struggle with Mavericks, nudging you towards purchasing a new machine. These are all good business reasons for appearing to give away stuff for free"

[citation needed]

Your statement is pure, unadulterated bullshit.

Given that the entire release is about OS performance, your statement sounds like yet another sour fart.

Troll offf!

New iPad mini gobbles Retina display, 64-bit brain, puts on little weight

Philip Lewis

Re: iPad 2

Precisely. A defining factor of geeks is that they can never get past their built in "newer is better and required" for all things. The iPad mini purchased a year ago will still be capable of doing precisely the same job in another year, or two or three ...

It is not unless the thing breaks, wears out or the underlying requirements change that the device becomes useless.

The original iPad mini only has an embarrassing screen if you have never seen or used one and rely on pointless hardware specifications to reach conclusions (yet another defining geekdom characteristic).

Luckily, it is a rare day when I am mistaken for a geek.

Philip Lewis

I predict with absolute certainty, probability=1, that every owner of the new iPad mini and iPad Air will use the faster processor.

Perhaps if you learned to formulate your words like an adult, your communication efforts would be more successful.

Long time ago? Galaxy far, far away? You ain't seen nothing yet

Philip Lewis

Re: Just curious

Two cultures separated by a common language perhaps?

It's the '90s all over again: Apple repeats mistakes as low-cost tablets pile up

Philip Lewis

Fellatious argument

See title

Lumia 2520: Our Vulture gets his claws on Nokia's first Windows RT slab

Philip Lewis

Is this device produced by the handset division (soon to be a free give away with the purchase of Stephen Elop), or from the leftover Nokia?

Sometime soon we will need to differentiate ... or not.

Google pulls all Android apps linked to adware badness THAT MUST NOT BE NAMED

Philip Lewis
Coat

No problem, as long as you not on the receiving end

Apple's first iPhone now COSTS MORE than golden mobe 5S

Philip Lewis

Re: Um, nope

I have one in a drawer somewhere - "there's gold in dem der hils"

Philip Lewis

WAP - Haven't heard that acronym in a long time. WAP was, even at the time of its launch, conclusive proof that the Telco industry needed a huge kick in the butt.

Apple handed Samsung-busting nuke after Steve Jobs patent U-turn

Philip Lewis

Where is the popcorn icon when I need it?

Impending Windows XP doom breathes life into flagging PC sales

Philip Lewis

Re: @SoaG

f) but, regrettably, degrades performance ;)

Philip Lewis

yep, I have one too

See title

Philip Lewis

You obviously don't test software for a living.

This is the fallacy of testing with real data.

It is perfectly possible to run a billion historical transactions through a system, perfectly, capturing all correct and incorrect data and handling them correctly. However, you will have not tested anything other than that data. You will have confirmed nothing and tested very little.

It is a logical fallacy.

Sigh, one hopes for a greater level of understanding from the commentards here at The Register :(

FROM MY COLD, DEAD HANDS: Microsoft faces prising XP from Big Biz

Philip Lewis

Re: Or

"forced purchase of Windows"

That is (and in fact always was) illegal.

Alas, reality is the same anyway, and here in the real world, things haven't changed.

Philip Lewis

Re: @MS deep web social media shill

Nice one Trev.

That $100/seat/year is just fucking horrifying. Monopoly pricing at its worst!

Windows 8.1: A bit square, sure, but WAIT! It has a Start button

Philip Lewis

Re: @Chris Just an idea

"Actually in my job interview I mentioned that I have declared Windows 8 my arch enemy and my boss agreed. I was hired later on by this same guy."

Someone said to me in a job interview once that "I just have to get out of LA". I hired him on the spot.

Some statements cut through the bullshit and get to the heart of the matter, and reflect certain characteristics far more succinctly than a 20 page CV!

Philip Lewis

Re: Windows has been essentially based on a VMS core

I have now spent 7 years away from VMS.

I miss it every day, and despair at my colleagues and their complete ignorance - an ignorance created and curated by Microsoft (and if I hear "best practices" again, I may just do physical violence to the speaker) ...

But alas, my family needs feeding and we are all left here in the soup that Microsoft and their perverted focus over decades, has left us.

Like always, in cases like this, one asks ,, "How did it come to this", and after the apprpriate quantity of ale, one concludes "it just sort of happened" and blame the anti-christ himself.

Philip Lewis

Re: Windows has been essentially based on a VMS core

".. few design properties which are similar to VMS but that's about it"

That is in fact a vast understatement, not communicating reality.

Philip Lewis

Re: Bewildering is right

Indeed, and if they stuck the Win7 GUI on top of the vastly improved OS that lies underneath TIFKAM and called it Windows 7.1 it would sell like wildfare.

Bonk ... sorry, I was dreaming there.

No plans for Friday night? There's a pile o' Windows Server ISOs feeling lonely

Philip Lewis

Re: There are 2 reasons why people still install Windows servers:

My experience is uniformly horrid until you get at least 4 levels deep, at which time one might interact with a sentient, literate being.

Meet the 'KARDASHIAN Phone' – what Apple bods nicknamed the iPhone 5s

Philip Lewis

I would just like to say I spent 3.27 minutes laughing heartily at the commentary here. This is what we readers of The Reg forums thirst for. The witty, the incisive, the unexpurgated and dare I say it, the side splittingly funny tangential commentary. Who needs our boring IT reality, when we can have this?

Pip pip ... keep it coming

Internet Explorer 11 BREAKS Google, Outlook Web Access

Philip Lewis

Re: I can't even fake the suprise

"DOS is not finished until Lotus 123 won't run"

It's déjà vu all over again --Yogi Bera

Philip Lewis

Re: Can't Microsoft do something right?

"Now, seriously, these guys need something that can be called a success, otherwise morale at MS is going to go down the drain."

The implicit assumption being that is not already in "the drain".

An equally plausible explanation is that this and many other really egregious fuck-ups* are the RESULT of morality being in the drain. A scenario I find considerably more plausible.

* Check Trevor Potts tirade against the new licensing somewhere else here on the Reg. A situation that beggars belief, but might be explained by employees of MS basically not giving a fuck - at least in the big picture.

Philip Lewis

Re: Google have way too much unaccountable power these days.

"Even if somebody at Google went out of their way to code a page to break IE11 in compatibility mode only, which seems doubtful."

You are saying this about a company that "went out of its way" to exploit a bug in Safari without telling anyone, in order to increase their advertising revenue.

You ascribe a "morality" to the organisation that palpably does not exist!

Philip Lewis

Re: Why??

"Why on earth do MS keep doing this stuff again and again and again?"

A good working definition of insanity, is repeating the same action and expecting a different outcome.

So the answer to your question, is that the organisation is so dysfunctional, that the components of the organisation can behave insanely without the processes in the organisation flagging the insanity of it. Make no mistake, Ballmer has created a dysfunctional organisation and it will take a new CEO of considerable charisma AND savvy to turn it around - I certainly would not want the job, as one would be on a "pound to a hiding" - a rather precarious starting point no matter what compensation was offered!

Philip Lewis
Headmaster

Re: "from Metro to Modern, to Merde!"

"alliteration" - the repetition of a particular sound in the prominent lifts (or stressed syllables) of a series of words or phrases.

-- wiki

Philip Lewis

Re: Can you please use some punctuation signs?

Strange. I read it without problem at all.

Maybe it's because I am slightly under the inebriative effects of a very fine Italian drop?

Wait for it, waaiiit for it: We update an Atom tablet to Windows 8.1 Pro

Philip Lewis

Re: Microsoft Time (sucks)

"Seems appropriate"

Obligatory I would say. Beat me to it :D

Microsoft holds nose, shoves Windows into Android, iOS boxes

Philip Lewis

Re: Old word, new meanings?

One of Harry's wonerful albums. Triangle toss anyone? Where is arrow?

Apple slams brakes on orders of (not so cheap) plasticky iPhone 5C

Philip Lewis

Re: Want an apple but not the 5c or the 5s

White?

It looks pretty good actually, not at all "cheap".

Philip Lewis

"... indicating that the more expensive phone is outselling the slightly cheaper model."

It says no such fucking thing! FAIL, FAIL.

It says that demand/orders are exceeding the initial supply chain orders. It says, absolutely fucking nothing about the 5C.

Journalist = moron.

Dear Apple: Want to stay in business? Make an iPhone people can afford

Philip Lewis

Re: Yeah, sure,

"Do some research before writing your next article."

That would be a first.

(This will probably get moderated away)

Panasonic throws in towel on plasma tellies, preps for BILLION-dollar kick in pants

Philip Lewis

I have been holding off on a very large screen purchase - it seems that I might hang on a wee bit longer and get Panasonic's last one out the door.

And for the spurious "use too much power argument", $12 and a dime will get you a pint where I live, so power draw is hardly likely to be a factor at all.

Philip Lewis

Re: Well, that's good news really...

Exactly. It astonishes me that most punters cannot see the difference between a top line Plasma screen and a top line LED screen - there is really no comparison - Plasma wins every time, long before you take out the light meter and start measuring stuff.

Sad to see Panasonic leaving the market to Samsung, as those two manufacturers have been trading "best" monikers in the plasma market for some time now.

Microsoft covers Brit who penetrated Windows 8.1 with GOLD

Philip Lewis

Maybe, but I still think IE is bloody awful

Microsoft: We're nearly OUT OF STOCK of Surface 2 and Pro 2

Philip Lewis

Re: So...

@ John Brown (no body)

shit that's funny!

NSA using Firefox flaw to snoop on Tor users

Philip Lewis

Re: I would like to post a controversial opinion. It's not the truth...

Are you suggesting Snowdon is an example of misinformation?

Interesting, but I think somewhat unlikely given the fallout which seems to have caught quite a few "players" by surprise.

Two years after Steve Jobs' death, how's that new CEO working out?

Philip Lewis
Trollface

Re: Keyword: comfort

A bold assertion

We, The Register readership, may choose to remind you of this at some future date

Philip Lewis

Re: I'll give him a B- grade

well spotted, sort of. I disagree that is is the "purest", but it indeed does look good.

(bootnote: Who chose that 'orrible green??? Fire her arse, before it spreads!)