* Posts by Chris007

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Canadian kid uses supercomputing to cure cystic fibrosis

Chris007
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As someone with a son who has CF

This is great news.

However it is not a cure but a treatment. Given CF is a genetic condition, the only "cure" would be to have the faulty DNA repaired.

Wall Street Journal launches own WikiLeaks

Chris007

not in this case...

.a

Computer glitch opens un-staffed supermarket to happy Kiwis

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Nearly right

Anything that is washed up on a beach [in the uk] could be considered salvage (to an extent)

See this report (on the devon beach story you mention)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/6287047.stm

Law Commissions call for new consumer compo law

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FAIL

agree

The new proposals were looking good until this line appeared.

Total fail

Virgin Media Superhub customers still hitting big speed bump

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@Only affects IE8? What kind of DPI is it doing for that to happen?

Reminds me of when I was called into a fault to be asked the question "Why would the network changed the date field within a DB entry from Friday xx/xx/xxxx to Mon xx/xx/xxxx"............

Dark art this networking ;-)

STONERS are DESTROYING the PLANET

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Happy

I was going to comment...

..on this post..... but then forgot what it was about...

Digital player maker 'incited consumers to break the law', says ASA

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Why would I buy this over an iPOD (or equiv)?

I don't own an iPOD or JB7 but I do see the ad's in private eye all the time and think to myself "Why would I buy this over an iPOD (or equiv) - what does it offer that an iPOD (or equiv) doesn't"

Hated contractor tax might disappear

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Worth?

If we're "worth" that little why do companies make use of our services so often.

Plus, you had to be ltd company when I started as there were no umbrella companies to speak of and no company/agenct would take on a person on a self-employed basis. They wanted the protection that ltd company status gave their business.

Password management site plugs info-leak bug

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FAIL

you sir are an idiot.

title says it all.

Car immobilisers easily circumvented by crafty carjackers

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Nearly agree

Yes it stops an oppotunistic thief however you answer why thefts are increasing. Low loader takes it away and now the thiefs have a way of breaking the immobiliser in their own time whereas previously they had to do other things.

Basically it speeds things up for them once it's back at "base"

Bummed-out users give anti-virus bloatware the boot

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Agree

Recently replaced AVG with Avast on all the family and friend computers I look after - much improved performance, certainly on the older boxes.

Ofcom proposes UK phone numbers prefix re-org

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FAIL

They messed up when allocating 03 numbers

They shoud have "reserved" 0344/5 and 0370/1/2 and basically said if you have an 0844/5 or 0870/1/2 number then if anybody replaces the 8 with a 3 it gets through to the same number, therefore automatically making it part of anybody's 01/02/03 package.

Simples

(but simples doesn't keep Quango's going does it.....)

BOFH: Who's been naughty and who's been nice?

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Happy

Bloody brilliant

title says it all.

Windows 7 really was some girl's idea, rules ASA

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Flame

Jeez

Anybody who didn't see this was a joke should be sent for an attitude re-adjustment

BOFH: Pain fear games

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FAIL

A fail on your house

I believe that Simon meant that the paintballs were HALF frozen....

Twitter 'martyr' takes airport joke case to High Court

Chris007
Coat

As we say in Yorkshire

"A blind man in a blizzard" could see it was a joke.

Top Ten Arcade Classics

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Track n Field (Hyper Olympic) and Hyper Sports

As somebody who spent waaaayyyy to much time on the above games they are my favourite.

Anybody remember seeing HFX on either of those games - that was myself and mate.

London Stock Exchange investigates IT 'sabotage'

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Coat

Escape goats

Had a manager send an email out, after a production outage, saying that he wasn't looking for any escape goats.....

Another huge ice discovery made in Asteroid Belt

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Bl00dy spoil sport ;-)

Ain't needing no post - see subject

LG launches almost full HD 3D laptop

Chris007
Grenade

eh?

You said "Near full HD? So almost - but not quite - 1080p. Better than 720p, possibly, but not 1080p"

Per chance you meant to say "Near full HD? So almost - but not quite - 1080i. Better than 720p, possibly, but not 1080p"

Craigslist to tell Congress why it cut adult ads

Chris007
Grenade

The phrase these papers live by and the one you're looking for is

"Do as we say not as we do"

Veteran spam suit troll plaintiff calls it quits

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Domain email

I've got my own domain and also done the same for members of the family. I tell them to use a different <name>@domain.net for each service they sign up for so that if any are "sold/stolen" I can simply put a block on that one.

A company in the UK called comparethemarket.com had their database compromised (how I am not speculating on) as myself and all my domains were spammed at the same time with the unique addresses we'd used. One company that will /never/ get my business

How extreme is your pr0n? Depends on your lawyer

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FAIL

Pedantic Alert

NuLiebore was elected 3 times on the trot

1997

2001

2005

Lovefilm calls in the DRM brigade for media player push

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Grenade

Multicast

The post is required, and must contain letters.

Courts bar dodgy documents from divorce cases

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Unfortunately I don't think so

this ruling (IANAL) only applies to divorce proceedings.

Police force more suspects to give up crypto keys

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It will overwite

the hidden part so you will lose what you have stored there.

Best to make sure you have a "cloud" copy....

Business guru tries to silence bloggers over 'misleading' mailshot

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Grenade

He's bought google words chris cardell and scam...

...and is now appearing at the top of any google searches for "chris cardell scam"

top marks for that one

ISP condemns new BT backbone

Chris007
Grenade

BT mole methinks

Suggest that you crawl back to your BT hole............

IT Crowd gets fifth series run

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Grenade

I nearly didn't but glad I did

The first series was certainly a 20 yr old cliche inducing gut fest but they found their feet after this and I really enjoyed series 2 and 3.

Apple iPad

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Grenade

Pushing Daisy's

"that it played a full 12 hours' worth of Pushing Daisies before the battery gave up the ghost"

Personally it should have refused to play it and closed itself down when you asked it to play this...

Ubuntu 10.04 triumphs over GRUB bug

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Microsoft still working on this

........ bug that "****** causes the computer to get slower and slower over time *****" was identified Monday and fixed.

Wow 4 days - Microsoft have been working on fixing this bug since NT 3.5 and still haven't cracked it yet.

Hackers crack Ubisoft always-online DRM controls

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Happy

Dragon 32 cracked

I worked out how to crack Dragon 32 games (tapes) that gave perfect backup copies (not tape copying) and I also worked out how to change the text logo that a lot of the companies used - defacing as they call it now.

A few months later (I was 14) it was the summer holidays and we were at the local sports centre for activities when I got talking to a guy who lived 20 odd miles away (light yrs away as a kid) and we got talking about computer games. He mentioned the Dragon 32 and started talking about this guy who had managed to make pefect [backup] copy of games and said the moniker that I was using.

I felt quite humbled that my recognition had spread so far.

San Francisco's rogue BOFH is guilty

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IANAL

but I think that Jurors in the UK are covered by contempt of court if they talk about cases following it's conclusion

Scammers plunder gullible iPad owners' backdoors

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Think you'll find if you...

...check the dictionary that the word gullible has been removed - go check it for yourself...

Sky punts 'truly unlimited' 20Mb/s broadband

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Happy

Re-Read the post

and I'll wait for the "D'oh" sound soon

Brit astrophysical model scoops £1.1m at poker

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FAIL

Damn

"Fans dreaming of dating Liv have been dealt a blow as she already has a fella - US card ace Allie Prescott. "

Fail - for the the fact she's attached.

Tesco VoIP takes numbers to the grave

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FAIL

I was lucky...

...I only used the Tesco service for my outgoing calls only.

I would be major league pi55ed off if I had this has my home or even worse (as some people do) their main business contact number.

It is an absolute scandal that a company of Tesco's size is not doing more to help it's customers - surely it does enough business with C&W to apply some pressure such that both companies came out looking like good guys

Apple sued over iPhone aqua sensors

Chris007
Flame

Par for the course

with Steve 'Botch' Jobs

Obama 'deep space' Mars plans in Boeing booster bitchslap

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Backing away

By backing away they [Boeing] mean backing away from giving them lots of cash and, instead, giving to somebody else

Crooks plant fake payment card terminals at multiple stores

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Big Brother

you said...

"Cash truely is the last anonymous transaction."

Hence govt from all over the world trying to get rid of it....

Euro Parliament threatens court action over ACTA secrecy

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Big Brother

He nearly said it right

"Whereas intellectual property is important to society and must be protected, it should not be placed above individuals' fundamental rights to privacy and data protection," said EDPS Peter Hustinx

should have been

"Whereas intellectual property is important to society and must be protected, it MUST NEVER be placed above individuals' fundamental rights to privacy and data protection," said EDPS Peter Hustinx

But still a good stab

Password reset questions dead easy to guess

Chris007

For Black Bible

I'd use the passphrase "Read religion with good Sunglasses"

Means nothing to anybody else but does to you.

You need to make the passphrase trigger a memory which helps trigger the password

BOFH: The PFY Chronicles part 2

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Paris Hilton

genius

'nuff said

Paris?: 'bout time she was in a story :-)

Patent attack hits Apple, RIM, AT&T, Moto...

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Coat

no...

...but i've got a C5* going spare

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* For our american cousins - google "sinclair C5"

Max Clifford takes £1m to drop hack probe

Chris007
Happy

As did I

Bit older than 9 but used to change the VM messages of friends phones (all the networks at time time had a default VM PIN). Never went too far but the favourite was to get the GF at the time (and myself) to leave a VM default message with lots of panting explaining that it was "difficult" to get to the phone - Parents wouldn't look at their kids again in the same light :-)

The Hurt Locker sweeps Oscars

Chris007
Paris Hilton

Or the other version

Shaving Ryan's privates

Asus assures no more delays for keyboard-computer

Chris007

And don't forget

the Dragon 32/64

BT blamed for Davina McCall spamcalls

Chris007

How...

..do you get the b/w re-allocated to data?

Montblanc's Gandhi pen run out

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Coat

I read this as

"His charitable foundation also gets between £130 and £650 per sucker shafted"

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