Re: doorstops
@handleoclast
"Hey, you make sure your BIOS is up to date anyway, don't you?"
Not if everything is still working, I don't...
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I think you guys are assuming distinguishing between systems with banners is even possible.
I've been involved in the implementation of three LIMS and two electronic request systems, all of them have literally *no way* to splash "TEST" over every dialog box.
The Test (or Demo) systems are essentially different instances of the same database, running on the same server. In the case of the LIMS the version you get depends on your username.
So there is no way to tell visually which system you are in apart from a four letter code on the menu page, up in the corner.
Welcome to the wonderful world of low volume high throughput software.
I think that Jerry got "Real soon now" to describe vapourware from SF fandom, where it was commonly used in the 60's and 70's as an answer to the perennial question "when are you going to pub your ish?"
So popularised, but not coined.
what a fan from the 70's looks like now...-------------------->
That's all very well, but scumbags don't think that they're the scumbags, they think everybody else is.
These videos reinforce and validate the poster's actions in the eyes of those they see as peers.
Where once they would boast and threaten in front of their mates and 10 people would agree and egg them on, now they can post Youtube videos that are viewed 300,000 times. That's a hell of an egg on and can only serve to amplify a problem that we should be trying to scale down.
My experience was with my wonderful new 19inch CRT monitor that flickered like buggery. But only when the plate pouring crew were next door (Google it for goodness sake, add Bacteriology and Agar to the query). I nipped next door and turned off the waterbath on the other side of the shared wall, flickering stopped.
The head of media prep was too bloody minded to care, so I moved the waterbath when everybody had gone home and problem solved.
I don't believe Mr Anon up there was complaining that he didn't earn enough, I suspect he was commenting on the fact that society appears to value a bloke who can kick a ball goodish over someone who assists in saving lives for a living.
In Scotland at least, NHS consultants are employed by the Health Board, but they "opted out" of Agenda for Change when everybody else had this foisted on them.
Certain (most?) Managers are also paid outwith the Agenda for Change structure.
Consultants and managers are expensive.
IT staff on the other hand are dead cheap... Wait, I think I see where your IT problem comes from...
There's evidence to suggest that humans are attracted to things that smell like themselves, so spraying their crap on your body might be a great way to attract a woman.
Might be quite specific though.
And there is the problem of the VERY niche demographic mentioned elsewhere
"Its offensive to me that I must treat people who claim to believe in a sky fairy with respect and not ridicule."
I think you'll find that you're the one that mentioned "sky fairy".
Unless believers are either helping or harming you, you're under no obligation to either respect or ridicule them.
Respect is a basic human right, and should only be withheld for good reason.
That you feel you are allowed to ridicule folk who don't subscribe to your worldview is probably reason enough to allow me to withhold my respect.
But I wouldn't dream of ridiculing you (without checking out all your posts first)
/rant
According to this Twitter thingy (https://twitter.com/i/moments/881841500618977280), it's the Department of Digital, Culture Media, and Sport.
In a previous life, I was a Virologist. I used Culture media extensively, but as the world turned and we no longer kill monkeys for their kidneys, culture media doesn't take up huge amounts of space in Virology labs' coldrooms.
It makes perfect sense that a new Government department should be created for this obsolescent technology...
"Those machines running xp , are probably doing so because they have cheap software on that the developer didnt feel the need to upgrade to W7 "
Those machines running xp , are probably doing so because they have eyewateringly expensive software on that the developer didnt feel the need to upgrade to W7
There FTFY
I had control of the handbook wrested from me* because someone objected to the font I'd used.
Footnote: I say "wrested". In one way I was glad to give it up, it was a bugger of a yearly job because I always made sure I'd checked all the references and hyperlinks in it, and then when it was published to the Intranet, some twonk would say "oh I meant to get you to...".
But my pride was dented by having it removed from me...
"Compare Scotland, where General Election 2017 saw an electorate seeking to punish what some saw as an out-of-touch SNP administration"
I suppose it's too late (and nobody not Scottish cares anyway) to point out that Conservatives won seats in Scotland, not because of the out-of-touchness of SNP, but because the Tories and Labour (and LibDem) campaigned, not on their policies but by insisting that the only way to prevent another Independence Referendum was to unseat SNP.
All this despite the fact that the plans for another referendum were passed by the Scottish Parliament at Holyrood by 69 votes against 59 the day before Theresa May triggered Article 50.
"Well encoded MP3s can sound virtually indistinguishable from the original CDs in blind tests..."
What about deaf tests? My ears haven't been the same since I went to see Purple on the Caird Hall in 1974 (supported by Elf). The only way I can get the best out of music these days is like that bloke in the Pratchett quote up there ^ somewhere...
"Aw, come on! The NHS is a large enough customer that if they wanted it on a Linux or BSD system the supplier would do the port."
The NHS is, but bits of the NHS aren't, software running microtitre plate readers for Lab tests is quite specialized and there just aren't that many labs in the NHS in the UK. It took us forever to get a version that would run under Windows 7.
I think you'll find that replicated across many machines and services.
... worried that Google has the ability to amend the search function of the device remotely?
Not worried exactly, because I won't have one, but it strikes me as not too different from Amazon's ability to edit the content of your Kindle.
Wait, just realised it does it at the server, not the client. Sorry I'm a bit slow this friday morning.
What? It's thursday?! damn!!!
@Long John Brass
"You MONSTER!!!
Plastic is NOT biodegradable"
Future generations, combing refuse heaps for resources, will be glad of a bit of plastic (especially a tupperware* box filled with organic goodness...)
*Other kind of boxes could prove useful - really useful