* Posts by John 110

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Linux 4.14 'getting very core new functionality' says Linus Torvalds

John 110
Happy

Re: doorstops

@handleoclast

"Hey, you make sure your BIOS is up to date anyway, don't you?"

Not if everything is still working, I don't...

User worked with wrong app for two weeks, then complained to IT that data had gone missing

John 110

Label as TEST

I think you guys are assuming distinguishing between systems with banners is even possible.

I've been involved in the implementation of three LIMS and two electronic request systems, all of them have literally *no way* to splash "TEST" over every dialog box.

The Test (or Demo) systems are essentially different instances of the same database, running on the same server. In the case of the LIMS the version you get depends on your username.

So there is no way to tell visually which system you are in apart from a four letter code on the menu page, up in the corner.

Welcome to the wonderful world of low volume high throughput software.

Sci-Fi titan Jerry Pournelle passes,
aged 84

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Mushroom

Ah, so people ARE still falling for that one...

John 110

Re: IT angle

That's a 404, John 110

Yeah the forum software is truncating the url, but if you go to http://www.slate.com/ and search for Len Deighton, it's the first or second hit.

For those who can't be bothered, it was IBM’s MTST (Magnetic Tape Selectric Typewriter), an early word processor.

John 110
Windows

"Real soon now"

I think that Jerry got "Real soon now" to describe vapourware from SF fandom, where it was commonly used in the 60's and 70's as an answer to the perennial question "when are you going to pub your ish?"

So popularised, but not coined.

what a fan from the 70's looks like now...-------------------->

John 110

"but he was not Nazi (a socialist? FFS!)"

Nazi <> socialist

(are people still falling for that one?)

Blighty’s beloved Big Ben bell ends, may break Brexit bargain

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Coffee/keyboard

"...have run out of loo roll, anyone a copy of the Daily Express..."

I wouldn't, the ink comes off something dreadful.

Jocks' USO block shock: BT's 10Mbps proposals risk 'rural monopoly'

John 110

Re: Natzionalism At It's Worst!

Ah, you're the one that falls for knee-jerk "SNP-bad" press propaganda!

(What sort of a word is Natzionalism anyway, you should be ashamed of yourself)

London Mayor slams YouTube over failure to remove 'shocking' violent gang vids

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Re: All they have to do...

That's all very well, but scumbags don't think that they're the scumbags, they think everybody else is.

These videos reinforce and validate the poster's actions in the eyes of those they see as peers.

Where once they would boast and threaten in front of their mates and 10 people would agree and egg them on, now they can post Youtube videos that are viewed 300,000 times. That's a hell of an egg on and can only serve to amplify a problem that we should be trying to scale down.

Four techies flummoxed for hours by flickering 'E' on monitor

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Boffin

Laboratory waterbath

My experience was with my wonderful new 19inch CRT monitor that flickered like buggery. But only when the plate pouring crew were next door (Google it for goodness sake, add Bacteriology and Agar to the query). I nipped next door and turned off the waterbath on the other side of the shared wall, flickering stopped.

The head of media prep was too bloody minded to care, so I moved the waterbath when everybody had gone home and problem solved.

NEWSFLASH Now even science* says moneybags footballers are overpaid

John 110

Re: I'm sorry I read this now...

Yeah, but I'm not living in a different country (with different costs-of-living etc) from overpaid football players.

John 110

Re: Why nto pay people their useful contribution to the world

I don't believe Mr Anon up there was complaining that he didn't earn enough, I suspect he was commenting on the fact that society appears to value a bloke who can kick a ball goodish over someone who assists in saving lives for a living.

John 110
Coffee/keyboard

I'm sorry I read this now...

I knew they were overpaid, I just didn't appreciate by how much. Surely a weekly wage that's 3 times my yearly wage is just an obscenity.

I'm going to throw up now.

Pre-order your early-bird pre-sale product today! (Oh did we mention the shipping date has slipped AGAIN?)

John 110

waiting patiently...

I haven't fallen for any of that stuff since I pre-ordered my Spectrum...

Microsoft ctrl-Zs 'killing' Paint, by which we mean offering naff app through Windows Store

John 110

...I want proper monster munch...

and Wagon Wheels the size of your head

NHS trusts splashed £260m on PCs in last four years

John 110

NHS consultants

In Scotland at least, NHS consultants are employed by the Health Board, but they "opted out" of Agenda for Change when everybody else had this foisted on them.

Certain (most?) Managers are also paid outwith the Agenda for Change structure.

Consultants and managers are expensive.

IT staff on the other hand are dead cheap... Wait, I think I see where your IT problem comes from...

UK regulator set to ban ads depicting bumbling manchildren

John 110
Boffin

Re: Will they also ban ads...

There's evidence to suggest that humans are attracted to things that smell like themselves, so spraying their crap on your body might be a great way to attract a woman.

Might be quite specific though.

And there is the problem of the VERY niche demographic mentioned elsewhere

Jodie Who-ttaker? The Doctor is in

John 110

Re: Overstated importance of fans

Oi!! You kids get off my lawn!!!

Adult toy retailer slapped down for 'RES-ERECTI*N' ad over Easter

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Re: 2 Wrongs make a right here I think

"Its offensive to me that I must treat people who claim to believe in a sky fairy with respect and not ridicule."

I think you'll find that you're the one that mentioned "sky fairy".

Unless believers are either helping or harming you, you're under no obligation to either respect or ridicule them.

Respect is a basic human right, and should only be withheld for good reason.

That you feel you are allowed to ridicule folk who don't subscribe to your worldview is probably reason enough to allow me to withhold my respect.

But I wouldn't dream of ridiculing you (without checking out all your posts first)

/rant

John 110
Paris Hilton

Re: One person complained?!

....and aren't they targeted ads? So if you get one...

Slower US F-35A purchases piles $27bn onto total fighter jet bill

John 110

Re: and yet...

Thanks for the lucid explanations of how business works, guys.

(did I forget the :joke alert: icon...)

John 110
Joke

and yet...

...when sales of Surface flagged, Microsoft cut the price. I don't understand business...

Just in time for summer boozing: Boffins smash world record for the most perfect ice cubes

John 110

Re: most perfect

Maybe a mixture with some mixtures having more perfect cubes than others?

John 110
Pint

Re: Ice Wars

"You can't put ice in scotch!"

Not in a proper single malt you can't, but it enhances a crappy scotch (you know who you are...) and makes it almost drinkable.

On the couch with an AI robo-doc asking me personal questions

John 110

Frederick Pohl

Have you read "Gateway" Dabbsy?

John 110

Re: Let me couch this in simple terms ...

Scottish mother (They're all battleaxes).

It's a settee. (I want to spell out "Full stop" there, but that would be overly aggressive)

TfL, WTH is my bus? London, UK, looks up from its mobile

John 110

Demand stops...

"Some stops require you to signal the driver if you want the bus to stop. That involves spotting the particular service bus that you want in time to stick your arm out."

Not useful if you're checking your phone for the bustimes...

(Yes I was...)

John 110

Re: There, there children. Sorry your pacifier is b0rken.

"I always thought the elderly had a built in radar signal as they always seemed to turn up at the bus stop just before the bus would turn up."

A) only if you are in a hurry

B) they have an app on their hearing aid

Boffins' five eyes surprise: Bees correct colour for ambient light

John 110

Re: Interesting Science

(The traditional method is to have an attractive assistant hold a grey card in the appropriate spot.)

or spots if you're really lucky...

Extreme trainspotting on Britain's highest (and windiest) railway

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Re: Reasonable compromise

"the transport network needed to accommodate visitors and suppliers"

Pfft! Have you been there? Network.. (giggles to self)

Blighty's Department for Culture, Media & Sport gets 'digital' rebrand

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Joke

Re: Well, I'm still not much the wiser

According to this Twitter thingy (https://twitter.com/i/moments/881841500618977280), it's the Department of Digital, Culture Media, and Sport.

In a previous life, I was a Virologist. I used Culture media extensively, but as the world turned and we no longer kill monkeys for their kidneys, culture media doesn't take up huge amounts of space in Virology labs' coldrooms.

It makes perfect sense that a new Government department should be created for this obsolescent technology...

Ubuntu 'weaponised' to cure NHS of its addiction to Microsoft Windows

John 110

Re: Pipe Dream

I'm not sure why somebody downvoted you for this comment. I don't always see eye to eye with you on other things, but this time you're spot on.

Have an upvote.

John 110

"Those machines running xp , are probably doing so because they have cheap software on that the developer didnt feel the need to upgrade to W7 "

Those machines running xp , are probably doing so because they have eyewateringly expensive software on that the developer didnt feel the need to upgrade to W7

There FTFY

BOFH: Putting the commitment into committee

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Re: It's all true...

"You mean you didn't take revenge by checking every reference and hyperlink and complaining about the errors - one complaint per week."

I considered it, but settled for dropping hints to a nit-picky colleague as to where the errors were. That way I wasn't the petty one...

John 110

It's all true...

I had control of the handbook wrested from me* because someone objected to the font I'd used.

Footnote: I say "wrested". In one way I was glad to give it up, it was a bugger of a yearly job because I always made sure I'd checked all the references and hyperlinks in it, and then when it was published to the Intranet, some twonk would say "oh I meant to get you to...".

But my pride was dented by having it removed from me...

Humanity uploaded an AI to Mars and lets it shoot rocks with lasers

John 110
Coat

Re: FFS, does no-one remember the future?

@M7S

Bags I'm Captain Blue!

From landslide to buried alive: Why 2017 election forecasts weren't wrong

John 110

Scottish clarification from one who was there.

"Compare Scotland, where General Election 2017 saw an electorate seeking to punish what some saw as an out-of-touch SNP administration"

I suppose it's too late (and nobody not Scottish cares anyway) to point out that Conservatives won seats in Scotland, not because of the out-of-touchness of SNP, but because the Tories and Labour (and LibDem) campaigned, not on their policies but by insisting that the only way to prevent another Independence Referendum was to unseat SNP.

All this despite the fact that the plans for another referendum were passed by the Scottish Parliament at Holyrood by 69 votes against 59 the day before Theresa May triggered Article 50.

Attempt at building kinder, gentler Reddit downvoted off the Web

John 110

Re: You don't go to McDonalds for salad

You've obviously not met my neighbours...

Bye bye MP3: You sucked the life out of music. But vinyl is just as warped

John 110
Facepalm

Never mind blind tests...

"Well encoded MP3s can sound virtually indistinguishable from the original CDs in blind tests..."

What about deaf tests? My ears haven't been the same since I went to see Purple on the Caird Hall in 1974 (supported by Elf). The only way I can get the best out of music these days is like that bloke in the Pratchett quote up there ^ somewhere...

UK hospital meltdown after ransomware worm uses NSA vuln to raid IT

John 110

Re: Using Windows?

"Aw, come on! The NHS is a large enough customer that if they wanted it on a Linux or BSD system the supplier would do the port."

The NHS is, but bits of the NHS aren't, software running microtitre plate readers for Lab tests is quite specialized and there just aren't that many labs in the NHS in the UK. It took us forever to get a version that would run under Windows 7.

I think you'll find that replicated across many machines and services.

Waiter? There's a mouse in my motherboard and this server is greasy!

John 110

Re: Frog

That'll be part of the ritual sacrifice that got the network working. (A rejected part, the gods of the Ether are picky about what they'll accept....)

FTC urged to probe easily penetrated telly-enabled teledildonic toy

John 110
Joke

Re: Pen test

"Thumbs up icon because thumbs don't have cameras."

except on the tokyo subway...

Have we got a new, hip compound IT phrase for you! Enter... UserDev

John 110
FAIL

Re: So, basically, talk to your customer?

No, talk to the people who work for your customer - important distinction, made several times already...

Troll it your way: Burger King ad tries to hijack Google Home gadgets

John 110
Coat

Am I the only one...

... worried that Google has the ability to amend the search function of the device remotely?

Not worried exactly, because I won't have one, but it strikes me as not too different from Amazon's ability to edit the content of your Kindle.

Wait, just realised it does it at the server, not the client. Sorry I'm a bit slow this friday morning.

What? It's thursday?! damn!!!

Eric S. Raymond says you probably fit one of eight tech archetypes

John 110

Re: Attempting to pigeonhole people has a major issue.

@Long John Brass

"You MONSTER!!!

Plastic is NOT biodegradable"

Future generations, combing refuse heaps for resources, will be glad of a bit of plastic (especially a tupperware* box filled with organic goodness...)

*Other kind of boxes could prove useful - really useful

Blimey, did you know? It's World Backup Day. But... surely every day is world backup day?

John 110
Mushroom

If

If it's World Backup day, then surely we should be making arrangements to store some of the Human Race and associated support network off-planet so we can reinstall in the event of catastrophic failure...

New plastic banknote plans now upsetting environmental campaigners

John 110
Coat

WWF

Maybe the WWF are worried that they won't have enough oil to grease all those hunky wrestlers. They have to start rubbing them down with fivers...

(I thought they did that anyway...)

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