* Posts by AndrueC

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Microsoft releases JavaScript alternative

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I'm so glad the IT industry has learnt to standardise and work together after the nightmare of mismatching 'standards' of the 1990s.

Nominet mulls killing off the .co from .co.uk

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Meanwhile presumably they'll leave '.me.uk' alone?

Climate change threatens to SHRINK FISH AND CHIP SUPPERS

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So the rumours say. On the other hand:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-18646660

and debunking some recent newspaper stories:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-19755695

So as ever it depends who you ask but the extinction of Cod appears to have been exaggerated..at least recently.

Satellite broadband rollout for all in US: But Europe just doesn't get it

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Re: the sub headline?

There are already several providers selling broadband by satellite in the UK and have been for many years so you're wrong there as well.

Sky/News International have nothing to do with satellite broadband and probably never will. In fact over the next decade they might get out of satellite broadcasting completely as IPTV drops in price and increases in availability. There is just no reason to mention them in respect of an article about satellite broadband.

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Re: A few points for you all.....

I don't normally upvote ACs but on this occasion you deserve it.

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Re: the sub headline?

This has nothing to do with Sky or Freesat. Neither of them provide a broadband service over satellite.

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Poor bastards. Still - I suppose in a country that large there are places where it's the only option.

Dissolving silk electronics melt in your body, not in the hand

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>From the earliest days of the electronics industry, a key design goal has been to build devices that last

>forever - with completely stable performance

As opposed to the marketing goal which is to encourage if not force consumers to buy new kit every six months.

Draft UK libel law forces websites to axe mudslinging comments

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Sigh. Hit return too soon there. There should be a smiley after that comment.

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I should be careful, if I were you. I was trawling through my comments the other day and noticed that it included a couple I'd apparently posted as 'Anonymous Coward'.

New I-hate-my-neighbour stickers to protect Brits' packages

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Re: What's New?

They won't if it requires a signature ;)

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Re: Oh come on

http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showthread.php?t=1738962

Blazing new comet may OUTSHINE THE MOON in 2013

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Re: Is it me?

Yeah there's a 'scene' in that where Tim says he's been to NASA and they explained the shape of craters if I remember correctly. It's been years since I read it. There's also a scene where the sea wipes out London. Still - it is really an optimistic novel :)

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Yeah. I've read Lucifer's Hammer.

CPS grovels after leaking IDs of hundreds arrested during student riots

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Re: Actually

Damn, you beat me to it.

Acronis sucks up another Red Hatter

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I use Acronis because it was the first one I tried and I know it works. I used it to transfer a Win7 installation from a 250GB HDD to a 64GB SD. I've also used it once since then to restore the machine after Windows Update shafted it(*)

But the UI is ugly and slow. Do too much with it (assuming you have the patience in the first place) and it usually crashes. The bootable recovery disk works - but for some reason is horribly slow on my server. It actually takes over half an hour to boot up, select the source and specify the target. The actual restoration only takes five minutes :-/

(*)A couple of years ago I used to laugh at people who disabled WU. I don't now :(

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What they need to do is hire someone who is good at designing and implementing user interfaces.

If you see 'URGENT tax rebate download' in an inbox, kill it with fire

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Re: Talking of Tax Rebates

Yeah, I've had something like that. I got a rebate of a couple of thousand. Then a new tax coding that included a correct for £35 underpaid :-/

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Golden rules to apply to life (not just email):

* If it seems too good to be true - it is.

* No-one ever contacts you out of the blue because they want to help you.

* People lie.

BT to fibre up another 163 exchanges, coy on exactly where

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That 75/25 split sounds wrong.

The 75% is correct but the remaining 25% doesn't sound right. I thought BT was doing:

75% FTTC

15% FTTP

10% Gawd only knows.

The article implies everyone will get either FTTC or FTTP and I'm pretty sure BT have never said that.

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Re: How about...

Same reason as ever: RoI. Cabinets aren't cheap to install - on a typical exchange they probably represent the bulk of the cost. If a particular cabinet doesn't have enough properties it might not be upgraded in the first wave. And of course if it happens to be in a conservation area that can be a problem as well.

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Re: Said to be up to 80Mbps

I'm nearly 500 metres from the cabinet (pretty average) and get 78/20. My modem claims I could get 30 up if it was allowed. I reckon most people will get somewhere above 70 and and a fair few will indeed get 80.

Most biofuels fail green test: study

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Re: all the land is in use?

> BTW Thank you for demonstrating why spell checking without proof reading is a *bad* idea.

Meeeoooow!

Peeved bumpkins demand legally binding broadband promise from UK.gov

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Re: Broadband prices in proportion

Edit: Damn. I meant 25% reduction. That would definitely push any xDSL connection into loss because margins are currently way below 25%.

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Re: Broadband prices in proportion

So your idea is to make lines that are already being left out because financially not viable even less financially viable by limiting the amount telcos can charge for them?

Perhaps you're unaware that the cost to the telco is pretty much the same for a connection whether it's 2Mb/s or 20Mb/s. By knocking off 8% you've probably obliterated the profit on that under-performing line. It's a bit of a gamble to assume that the telco's reaction to that is to make it go faster. Given the huge expense of that it's just as likely they will decline to provide any service on that line at all.

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Where does the money come from? Very few telco companies could even being to plan for a roll-out if there were penalties for under performing. About the only one that could would be BT - is that what they want? But even BT might decide enough was enough. The cost of meeting a decent USO would be horrible for the truly remote areas. Mostly likely BT would back out as well leaving the 'bumpkins' with nothing at all.

CMOT Dibbler would be proud :-/

Events in stratosphere can affect Earth's entire climate

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So..is it going to snow this winter or not?

:D

Now Apple cuts back on Samsung displays

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Nyah, nyah!

It's like watching little children arguing.

NASA working on faster-than-light drive capable of WARP TEN

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All this talk of high velocity. What about causality and time-travel? Aren't they the real stumbling block here? FTL is all very well but if it means getting back home before you've actually left it could cause confusion. Imagine riving back home, storming into the house to see who's shagging the missus and it turns out to be you.

EMC: I Have A Dream - of ABBA in every HPC setup

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Mamma Mia!

Polar sea ice could set another record this year

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The Earth is going bald and like some men it's growing a beard to try and compensate :)

Sky ruled OK to hold broadcast licence without Murdoch at helm

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Re: "Does the EPG have to stop?"

They'd struggle to use VM's given that as far as I know it isn't broadcast from satellites :)

But of course in principle someone else could create an EPG or perhaps they'd all move over to Freesat's. It's technically possible I imagine although would require new firmware on all Sky boxes. Contracts would have to be negotiated as well which would take time. It's safe to say that we don't need Sky to watch satellite TV but if it were suddenly to be switched off I reckon it'd be many months before the channels that are exclusive to it became available again. Now doubt VM would love that but it's rather a smack in the teeth for the other 50% of the country who can't get cable :-/

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Would've been interesting if they'd been denied. Sky only broadcast their own channels(*) and the EPG. Most of the channels are owned by separate companies who are paying to be listed on Sky's EPG and (depending on the channel) paying to use Sky's encryption system.

So if Sky isn't allowed to broadcast what would it mean? Obviously any channel with 'Sky' in its name would go but what about the rest. Does the EPG have to stop? What about channels like Discovery that use Sky's encryption system but whose content has nothing to do with Sky?

Perhaps that's why Ofcom didn't want to take action. Just too difficult to differentiate.

(*)Actually that might not be quite right. I believe that Sky now handle the broadcasting for a few other channels. I seem to recall that FX switched over a year ago and now lets Sky do it all.

Taiwan's civil servants caught by sexy email trap

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Well one way or the other something would go off in their hand :)

Governments block YouTube over that video

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Re: This is not about the video.

Thank you, and yes although I agree it wasn't clear.

To put it another way: All sorts of things annoy me but I never let them drive me beyond foul language (and even then I'm mindful of the audience). Knowing what triggered this incident has value but there are so many potential triggers with these nutters(*) that you can't legislate against each one and I don't think we should have to curb ourselves just because they are daft. Life is full of irritations and triggers - a sane rational human ought to be able to shrug them off.

(*)By which I mean the small percentage of extremists, not Muslims in general.

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Re: Live and let live

I don't think many people are saying that all wars are attributable to religion. However religion has certainly been at the heart of a lot of conflict. I think a lot of us would also add that although conflict is always to be avoided of all the possible reasons to engage in conflict an unprovable belief has to be the most pitiful.

Yes we all have unprovable beliefs. Personally I believe in the existence of intelligent life elsewhere in the universe(*). I'd like to think it wasn't irrational but it's unprovable. The difference is that I don't use it as an excuse for abusing other people or their property and I don't try and impose that belief on other people.

(*)Even here on Earth, sometimes :)

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Re: Self-censorship.

I mentioned Islam once. I think I got away with it :)

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Re: During the meanwhile ...

On a related note I was watching a documentary last night. The latest series of 'Air Crash Investigation'. A 737 suffered double engine failure while approaching New Orleans. The pilot amazingly managed to land it on a levee (one just outside a NASA installation as happened). Anyway the documentary showed a news clip and one official said "Thank God" - to which several others said "Oh yes". Then almost as an afterthought he added "And the pilot".

As an atheist and humanist I found that offensive. I wouldn't have chopped anyone's head off over it though but it does sadden me that some people think it appropriate to thank God ahead of the pilot who's skill got the plane down safely. As far as I can see all God might have done was put a severe hailstorm in front of the plane and put a lot of lives at risk.

As a boot note - you know how they got the 737 out? They flew it out.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TACA_Flight_110

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Re: This is not about the video.

Meh. Doing it to celebrate the deaths of thousands of innocent people is at least as daft as doing it because you saw a crap film.

I see no reason for in-depth analysis. It's just extremist religious idiocy.

Apple 'hasn't really run out of iPhone 5s AT ALL'

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Re: Ugh

The content of this article has not yet been approved by Apple therefore the faithful may struggle to correctly categorise it.

Oi, don't leave Cymru in broadband slow lane, MPs warn

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Re: Eh?

Satellites are a crap solution. Fine if you're genuinely in the middle of nowhere like the Amazon basin or Mongolian desert but they should not be used for countries like the UK except for the absolutely most remote goat farmer living half way up Snowdon.

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North Wales has always been behind the curve which surprises me. They have private fibre following the A55 but only got ADSL2+ in Llandudno last year. I'd have thought it fairly cheap and very effective to roll-out FTTC at all the major N. Wales coastal towns.

But - I refuse to accept it's some kind of silly 'We hate the Welsh' crap from BT. Same as I don't think they hate rural dwellers in general. It's just that I do struggle to understand why the service isn't more up to date along the A55.

I spy: Drug drops and foxy couples

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If the image is not a single circle when using binoculars something is wrong. It always slightly irritates me when you see that effect in TV programme's and films. Unless we're supposed to assume that being a hero means never have to adjust your inter-pupilary distance :)

Fujitsu lands on Ministry of Fun's grey list for broadband bids

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Neither. It's just an example of how silly government procurement tends to be. Looking for intelligence or planning in such matters is rarely useful.

Surrey council plans to SAVE money by switching to BT

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BT cheaper than competition - another example of broken Britain :D

Microsoft Visual Studio 2012 launch spreads desktop app love

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Re: Seems they made a mistake....

> so they have done a smack up job on quality control again!!!

It's VS quality control is always patchy.

The iPHONE 5 UNDERMINES western DEMOCRACY: 5 reasons why

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Re: Jai, I agree but with this qualification......

Swap, no. My colleague has nearly had to though because his Desire HD barely gets through the day on one charge. However I was glad I could upgrade to a 3aH batter on my Desire. It now lasts three, sometimes four days between charges.

HTML5 still floundering in 'chicken and egg' era, says Intel

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Re: @Anonymous IV

Gods do you remember the old Creative Labs installers? Not just the drivers but also a dozen more discrete utilities and widgets half of which put an icon in the notification area as well.

Haynes Build Your Own Computer book review

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Bit late to the party aren't they? About the only people still using desktops and wanting to build there own would be geeks, IT admins and games players. I doubt any of those need a 'manual'. For everyone else an off-the shelf laptop or tablet will suffice.

Online dole queue tech 'not grounded in reality', say councils

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Re: Why the hell

Everything in IT goes in circles.

Dumb terminals/mainframes - Centralised computing.

Clever terminals - Distributed computing.

The Cloud - Centralised computing.

Wait long enough and most things come back around again. Usually somewhat improved but there's little that's really new in IT. The trick to a successful career is to keep your eye on the trends and stay ahead of the game :)