* Posts by AndrueC

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Where were the bullet holes on OS/2's corpse? Its head ... or foot?

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> I was one of the fools who didn’t realise that English is the most terse of all major languages.

Been there got the T-shirt :-/

Acid oceans DISSOLVING sea life

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Re: They'll evolve?

>None of their descendants are living today (Archaeopteryx and other ancestors of birds excepted)

So none of their descendants are living today other than tens of thousands of species and billions of animals?

Heroic Register reader battles EXPLODING COMPUTER

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Ha ha. Almost happened to a colleague of mine once. I heard a loud pop and when I looked at his desk there was a mushroom cloud above his computer. He was a hardware engineer though so it didn't bother him much beyond losing half an hour's work.

Asteroid miners hunt for platinum, leave all common sense in glovebox

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Re: They need to be careful out there

Punishment for mining into a jettisoned can?

:)

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Solution: Keep them in space. Use them to build communities in space.

That should keep prices on Earth stable and creates a new market.

Jubcropgate: El Reg in snake-fondling nude nipslip outrage

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Re: WTF

It's called progress?

Pirate cops bust LITTLE GIRL, take her Winnie-the-Pooh laptop

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Re: 9 years old

I used to own a calculator that took 27 seconds to work out 49!

I think I bought it from Tandy. Just thought you'd like to know :)

IBM insider: How I caught my wife while bug-hunting on OS/2

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I seem to remember that I installed a skin of some kind from a company called StarDock that improved it a bit. And anyway the beauty of WPS meant if you had the time you could just 'skin' your own folders. Basically the same concept used for windows on the desktop I imagine. Each 'folder' presumably had the equivalent of OnPaint etc. and subclassing.

Oooh, I also remember DeScribe word processor. That had an excellent way of showing stylesheets. Actually showed them as a hierarchical tree. The default OS/2 web browser did the same for your browsing history.

And the OS/2 help system was better than the MS one. I seem to recall it used tokenisation to reduce file size and provided an indexed search facility without having to index it first.

Ah, happy days mostly. Unfortunately aside from Golden Compass and DeScribe I think I mostly used it to host DOS and Windows app. It did that very well though because it protected you from crashes. I was writing data recovery software at the time and the only thing it couldn't handle was me trying to control drives using the 'taskfile' registers. It seemed willing to try but kept spinning up the floppy for some reason.

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I loved OS/2 for a time. I first used 2.0 then moved onto Warp. The GUI could be ugly at times but I loved the OOP nature of the Workplace Shell. Once they sorted out the message queues so that a locked application couldn't kill everything it was sweet. I still hate what right clicking on a folder background in Windows Explorer is compared to what it was with the WPS. I don't want to talk to Explorer - I want to talk to the folder!

But..it was a bit too ugly. Asked a bit too much of the hardware (a lot of clones didn't quite do everything they should have and/or didn't quite do it properly).

So eventually I went back to Windows. But I have fond memories of playing one of Geoff Crammond's F1 simulators while Golden Compass downloaded from Compuserve in the background.

I'll raise a glass to the old gal.

Google Adwords scammer charged premium to call NHS Direct

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People actually read adverts? - Sad.

People actually click on them? - Madness.

BBC Newsnightmare: Opera chief brought in as new DG

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What we need about now is a new discussion on the future of the license fee.

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> hired for the £450,000 per year gig

Don't you mean £450,000 for two month's work?

Quantum crypto - with nothing more than STANDARD broadband fibre

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Re: So its a lock in detector with a 100ps window.

>This solution sounds like it is great for intra-office connections, government and military uses, where they have self-run dedicated lines

I doubt such connections exist outside of a single campus. Pretty much everyone relies on third parties - (ie; telcos) for long distance transport. I would expect most physical leased lines to terminate at the nearest exchange/POP and then become a virtual connection across someone else' backbone. It's just too expensive and difficult to go digging trenches or even blowing fibre across the country even for the military.

I can see verification being done at the exchange/POP at both ends though. Would that be enough? I confess I don't know enough about this stuff but if you could rely on 'the network' to be secure would be enough that the client's POP and the server's POP both agree? I guess you could verify at every switch/amp but would probably be impractical.

World's oldest digital computer successfully reboots

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..and now we have Windows 8.

Still - it does you good to laugh and it's been an interesting journey :)

Oprah Winfrey too late to save Microsoft's Windows 8

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Re: Windows 8

> or Lotus Notes

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

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Re: Windows 8

I guess you've never used EMC Networker then :)

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Re: The kind of people who care....

> I think you mean Oprah, but Opera is equally irrelevant to society and IT purchasing

It has similarities with Windows 8 as well. It's overly complicated, too showy and hardly anyone understands it.

Design guru: Windows 8 is 'a monster' and 'a tortured soul'

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> No. Just no. Others have already said this, but I have a practical counter-example.

Damn, you beat me to it by an hour. In my case I was just being anal about power consumption but yeah - we found the same thing. I confess at the time to being a bit surprised actually. It was a bit of a revelation to realise that computing consumed power.

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> On the off-chance that you're not, allow me to educate you a little about how CPUs work

No, let me. Measure the power consumption of a CPU that's doing work and one that isn't. Ten years ago I did exactly that and found that running BOINC on my server was costing me 20p a day in electricity because the box consumed 100w more every hour.

But you can also fire up a laptop. Leave it sat at the desktop - it'll be silent and fairly cool. Now kick off an HD video. Or a game. Mostly likely after half a minute the fan will come on. Then it'll start to get hot.

> Unused processing cycles go into something called the "Idle" process

The idle 'process' is just a HALT instruction. It's questionable if you can even call it a 'process'. It would be more accurate to call it a label that a task manager can use for when the CPU is doing nothing. I'm not sure in this day and age how much CPU updating a 'tile' takes but I suppose it depends on the tile. For sure the machine would use less power if it didn't do it.

Now whether the difference would be enough to cause or offset global warming (assuming we believe in GW to start with) is another matter. But what I can say with certainty that disabling tile updates would extend your battery life.

Glorious silicon globes could hold key to elusive PERFECT kilogram

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Note to Americans and others using even older systems of measurement:

1 kilogramme is approximately 2.2 pounds. Well - depending which of the several 'pound's you happen to be using at the time.

Ten Linux apps you must install

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Re: Most important thing any Linux user needs to install:

As technical advice..fail.

As humour..fail.

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Re: Only screenshot program?

Windows has honoured print screen out of the box and a clipboard to paste the image into whatever application can handle images since..um..forever? I did wonder about that application. Are you really saying that there are versions of Linux out there with a GUI where you have to install an application in order to get a screen grab into your graphical editing application of choice? Shirley you jest!

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Re: Only 2: GParted and Libre Office

> This article is for normal people using Linux, not developers

Normal people would not need a syntax highlighting editor. Nor a partition editor.

It'd be nice if normal people didn't need a 'Package Editor' as well. Windows users survive without one although I'll grant that it can be a precarious survival sometimes.

John McAfee blogs for help, offers $25K reward for neighbour's killer

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Re: Wow... WTF?

All three possibly.

Telcos react coldly to renewed UK.gov smut-censoring push

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What a bunch of tits. And these are the kind that are sadly impossible to filter out and no fun at all to look at.

Hold it! Don't back up to a cloud until you've eyed up these figures

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Re: Personal Cloud

Sad, but probably true.

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Re: Personal Cloud

Isn't that just called a file server cluster?

Maybe I'm just getting too old for this game but why does a couple of local file servers qualify for the moniker of 'cloud'?

Automatic Facebook couple pages: Nauseating sign of desperation

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Re: What if . . .

>Not sure what happens if two people try to indicate they have an open relationship with you.

Your friends start looking at you enviously?

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Re: This strikes me as more than a little desparate....

"Share this shag with another person".

Post-defenestration Microsoft: It's the APIs, stupid. And Metro

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Re: What a mess.

First we lost multi-tasking.

Then we lost colour.

Then we lost overlapping windows.

Then we lost interest.

What's Windows 9 going to be? A text mode UI?

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Re: If Ballmer and Microsoft think any professional would ever use Metro they are on crack

It's even more stupid on Windows Server. Everything is launched from the Metro tiles but everything runs on the desktop.

Oh and of course the Server Manager is redesigned so that now you can't find anything you want. To say nothing of the awful Web interface they've replaced EMC with.

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Re: What a mess.

Well let's face it - Visual Studio was already a pretty good cause of depression.

Sorority girls gone wild: '1 to 3' casual sex 'hookups' every month

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..and if American TV is anything to go by they always wear their underwear while doing it :)

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Oh bad language isn't liked in some places either. I remember during one visit to California I was watching a movie on TV. One guy got shot in the head. The broadcaster seemed happy to show the back of his head coming off but felt the need to bleep out what the victim's friend said as they watched.

LOHAN to slip in sexy little black number

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"Wonder Bra" - because it lifts and separates?

Samsung turns screws on Apple, hikes A6 processor price 20%

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..Guy 1: That's the second time we've been screwed and it wasn't as much fun this time.

Steady Antarctic ice growth 'limits confidence in climate predictions'

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Wrong as in 'Won't get as warm' or as in 'Could get a lot warmer'?

Presumably the former but hey - wrong just means not right.

Hacker sentenced to six years – WITH NO INTERNET

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15 yo? Is that where he walks up to people and says 'yo' 15 times? Seems like a pretty serious offence to me.

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Re: @ That Awful Puppy

Manga Carter - the cartoon version of Get Carter.

Judge drops TV ad-block block: So how will anyone pay for TV now?

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Re: BBC

I'm wondering how much adverts contribute to channels on the Sky platform.

It's possible that for Sky owned channels they are only boosting Sky's profits so with fewer channels it might still be able to operate. But the majority of channels on Sky's platform are not owned by Sky and I don't think any of them could operate without advertising revenue. As I understand it they get something back from Sky based on audience share but I've heard that it's a very small amount.

Channels like Discovery can probably only exist due to advertising revenue now. Of course maybe we could move to every channel having its own subscription but I don't know if that would work for the less popular channels either. Advertising is vague enough to allow channels to get an inflated income because there's always the chance of a passing viewer. But force them to rely on subs and a lot of people will fade away.

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The problem is you'd have to pay more than the current Sky subs for it to work and we don't know much more than would be. Personally I'd be prepared to pay a bit extra to skip adverts myself but just having a jump forward function would really be enough. My FreeSat PVR has that and it's much better than Sky's traditional 'go faster'. Especially since Sky's go faster plays back like a drunken bum :-/

ALIEN DETECTION was SUPPRESSED by the BBC - top boffin

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There's only one thing you can say to that:

'For fuck's sake!'

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Yeah but they are pretty specific about how in that one rare instant sex wasn't involved.

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"human death should be treated with solemnity and not mixed up with sex"

This might be news to the Catholic Church but traditionally you can't have a death without someone first having had sex.

Smartphones eclipse laptops as top WiFi hogs

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Mind the gap!

And now 4G is being rolled out. Of course the companies involved claim it will do more than 'fill the gap' but the realists might say that it's just about capable of doing that.

Time will tell.

Cockatoo grabs his tool, manages to get hold of boffins' nuts

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I remember being surprised when my budgie grabbed onto something with his foot to stop it moving as he pecked at. Unfortunately although it showed some intelligence the thing he was holding onto was a mirror hanging in his cage and spending fifteen minutes pecking and licking your reflection is not a very good demonstration of intelligence.

Ah - he was a daft sod.

He almost worked out how to use a pen as well :)

http://youtu.be/iLnFi3g_wMw

WAR HERO PIGEON carrying SECRET WWII CODE found in chimney

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An early example of an encrypted RFC1149 communication.

Obviously someone is getting in a flap about it :)

iPhone 5 imperilled by Sharp's 'huge' problems with tellies

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>Therefore, Sharp is in circumstances in which material doubt about its assumed going concern is found

Yoda, is that you?

EE 4G LTE review

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Re: High Speeds?

(cont'd). Ironically in rural areas it be good enough to compete with wired connections assuming the users aren't sited too far from the mast and assuming the mast has adequate backhaul. But the bottom line is that everyone within a given cell is sharing the mast's bandwidth and once you get more than 'a few dozen' people attached to a mast there is going to be contention.

This is probably a large part of why EEs pricing/allowance offerings are so miserly. Even EE say that users are better off using wifi for streaming media:

http://www.thinkbroadband.com/news/i/5520.html

"The most shocking comment from EE is 'for customers who want to download multiple songs or stream videos every day, we’d recommend they go for one our plans with a higher data limit or use our free BT Wi-Fi or any available Wi-Fi services'."