* Posts by AndrueC

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Nokia: Ship's now stable, all we need is passengers

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My HTC Desire lasts 4 days on a single charge if I don't use it much. It'll last nearly a week if it's left completely alone. However I did have to replace the battery with a 3Ah one.

Is this possibly the worst broadband in the world?

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Re: Arse-end of nowhere != crap speeds

> There is, indeed, no reason which fibre can't be run in from another exchange if there's suitable ducting. Indeed, I believe it is not uncommon for FTTC to be provided that way

Yup. In fact some entire towns are being serviced from other exchanges. Mine is apparently like that. Brackley has FTTC but it's being provided by the Banbury exchange over ten miles away.

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> f you're with another ISP over BT it's marketed as an iPlate and costs more

Or you could just do unscrew your faceplate and disconnect the ring wire.

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Our office is over 4km from the nearest exchange. Both lines are over 50dB - 54dB I think. One syncs at 2Mb/s, the other at 3Mb/s. Bonded together we manage about 4Mb/s on a good day.

But without stats we just don't know. Cables are almost never laid in a straight line and usually they travel in bundles until the last possible metre. 2.5k from an exchange could be double that in actual cable length. Given the large area of open ground behind the exchange some cables might be diverting a long way to follow the pavement (which is usually where they go).

Latest exoplanet discovery is a virtual CLONE of Earth

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Re: How old is the star?

I agree. I doubt anything we've built on the surface of the Earth will last more than a few hundreds of thousands of years. The fossil record might point to a curious mass extinction event though and perhaps the geographic record would show a subtle layer of radioactivity and/or other pollutants.

No what would most likely survive as a monument would be the artefacts left on the Moon. Presumably they will last as long as the Moon itself.

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Re: just call me picky

And if you fancy a trip in a GCU I think avoiding Meatfucker née Grey Area would be wise. I think it might be in league with Teresa May.

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Re: Well, while we're being pedantic...

> 365.256 days is only true if you're measuring the sidereal year

What? You'll be telling me that the Earth doesn't revolve about its axis in 24 hours next!

The 10 best … Windows Server 2012 features

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> It will be interesting to see how this pans out.

It just occurred to me that perhaps it could be reminiscent of the old NetWare UI. People with a specific task click a tile, do it and exit? I don't think the current GUI really lends itself to that but I can see how a traditional multi-window desktop might not be needed for someone who knows exactly what they are doing.

The old NetWare UI was ugly but actually the menus made it pretty obvious what you had to do most of the time.

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>You shouldn't really be installing the GUI on a Win2012 server

In our environment that would be a pain. We are a software development team so none of us are 'highly qualified experienced adminstrators'. We're just a bunch of guys who have to have various test environments to run our product on. The advantage of a GUI is that you can usually muddle your way through whereas a console typically uses arcane and obtuse syntax. We do use PowerShell for some things because our product integrates with Exchange and SharePoint but for everyday maintennance a GUI is far easier to live with.

In any case - they gave us a GUI. Why saddle it with an additional pointless 'front end'?

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All well and good but let's not forget one big downside when using the UI:

Metro (TIFKAM).

It's not all that hot on a desktop but on a server it's pointless. There are no server specific tiled apps so every time you click on something just end up back on the desktop. Stupid. It'd also be nice if just once MS could avoid radical changes to UI layout on applications as well. Administering a server is hard enough without buttons and menus being rearranged and removed.

But it runs well enough from what I can tell.

Drop that can of sweet pop and grab a coffee - for your sanity's sake

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Re: Dyslexic analysis disorder

As the famous super computer AI, Watson, would say:

"It's all bullshit".

Potty-mouthed Watson supercomputer needed filth filter

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Re: If Watson was Hal

Nah. Computers tend to be more efficient when they communicate.

"Please open the pod bay doors, HAL"

"Fuck off Dave"

'Doomsday' asteroid Apophis more massive than first thought

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Re: Hammer time

Does it? Ah. Well it's probably both then :)

For the record: Sundae on a Tuesdae.

'Scientists are drawn in for help on the network documentaries, and this leads to some black-comedic dialogue as some Jet Propulsion Laboratory people try to explain the possible effects of a collision:

"When the mass is above a certain size, it stops being important whether Earth has an atmosphere or not."

"Except to us," Forrester said, deadpan.

Sharps paused a second, then laughed ... "What we need is a good analogy. Um ..." Sharps' brow furrowed.

"Hot fudge sundae," said Forrester.

"Hah?"

Forrester's grin was wide through his beard. "A cubic mile of hot fudge sundae. Cometary speeds."''

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Re: Santa Monica, California?

There's a short (and rather terminal) scene in Lucifer's Hammer like that. It ends with something like '..but now there's a sky scraper in his way.'

:)

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Re: Hammer time

> Aren't you confusing Lucifer's Hammer with Inconstant Moon? It's the latter that features hot fudge sundaes.

Nope, you're wrong. Inconstant Moon is a novella about the Sun barfing at us and frying half the planet.

Lucifer's Hammer is about a comet that hits us and in the early part there's a scene where people are discussing the consistency of comets.

A pre-ticked box in web forms should NOT mean consent - EU report

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Very sensible. I doubt it'll make much difference though. I'm always careful to check/uncheck the 'Don't send me marketing crap' option but half of them still send it.

Astronaut yells FIRE ... from SPAAAACE

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Re: They also had to invent a new level of fire danger.

6. PUT THAT FIRE OUT! YOU'RE DAZZLING THE GUYS IN THE ISS!

Canadian astronaut warns William Shatner of life on Earth

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> Every time I see the inside the ISS, I say "what a kludge".

Next step, Pell Station.

Then perhaps an Orbital.

Finally a Dyson Sphere.

We have to start somewhere :)

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> also the porky lawyer from Boston Legal, depending on your age

And if you never got psychological treatment you might also remember him as TJ Hooker. :-/

Mind you if your parents paid for a good psychiatrist they will have left your memories of Heather Locklear alone :)

Ever had to register to buy online - and been PELTED with SPAM?

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> I really wouldn't recommend that. Wildcards mean you accept email for addresses that you've never allocated

No it's not quite like that. The wildcard has a specific format so it won't match just anything - there has to be a certain substring present. If you send an email to 'anyoldcrap@mydomain' it'll go straight in the bit bucket. Indeed I get several dozen attempts from spammers along those lines every day. It's basically the same set up as using '+' - you need to know the basic rule :)

I don't think the risk from exposing my strategy is very high. The spammers would still need to work out the substring I use and I can easily use a different one. Because it's a multi-part name it makes a dictionary attack far harder. I think one of them might actually have guessed the substring a few years ago. At least I started getting spam to it and I only ever used it for reminders. However they haven't twigged that it is substring so it doesn't matter much. I just blacklisted it.

If they twig how the wildcard works I'll just add a second substring. Or maybe a third. I bet it'd take a while for (example only) abc.321.zmd.<whatever> to be compromised :)

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Re: Even worse are the "now give us feedback" nags

That's one bad thing about Amazon. I don't mind rating a seller but as far as I can tell you have to write some text in the text box before it'll accept the rating.

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> However - email addresses do leak from Amazon to generate unidentifiable spam. It is presumed that at some point an Amazon Partner is given the address as part of your transaction - and it is the latter's security breach which allows the address to be farmed.

Er, no. For several years now Amazon has anonymised email so their partners won't get your address unless you give it them. It's all done through the Amazon Communication Manager.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/help/customer/display.html?nodeId=3149541

"All Seller communications should be routed through the Amazon Communications Manager which will deliver the Seller's message to you. The Communications Manager will deliver the message stating the Seller's name as the sender but from a unique e-mail address generated by us that will have the ending "@marketplace.amazon.co.uk". By replying to this e-mail your response will also be directed through the Communications Manager and will be delivered to the Seller, but again, from a unique e-mail address generated by us.

This enables Sellers to communicate with buyers without either party disclosing their private e-mail addresses and ensures Amazon has a record of all correspondence between buyers and Sellers. Please see the information on this page for full details."

If a third party got your address it must be because you included it in the body of a message or contacted them directly. It's one of Amazon's best features. To be honest it has a lot of advantages for them as well - call it mutual self-interest :)

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> these customised to each company email addresses give you a nice big fat stick to hit them with

Sadly they don't always believe you. The publishers of Avast! refused to accept responsibility when I started getting spam using the address I'd given for registration. They claimed it was probably a trojan on my system or else the email had been intercepted.

Clearly a security company that knows what it's doing. Not :-/

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I have my own domain and run my own mail server. I achieve the same thing using a wildcard alias system ;)

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Everyone I contact gets a unique address to use for me and if they abuse it I block it and they don't hear from me again. It takes zero effort to hand out new addresses and only a little effort to block them if they go bad. What annoys me is that I am always careful to tick 'No, don't send me marketing crap' but half of them do anyway. I doubt it's a bug in the entry form so most likely they just ignore the checkbox.

Thankfully my email system means I don't actually get spam (or only once for each contact) but the best solution I've found when it comes to online shopping is to only buy stuff from Amazon. It's the smaller, independent retailers who generate the spam so I stopped using them a long time ago.

Making MACH 1: Can we build a cranial computer today?

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Re: Star trek's communicator?

> If you want the genesis of the fondleslab, read Niven and Pournelle's The Mote in God's Eye

..and hope that we have better luck than the Moties in leaving our home star system :-/

Sky watchers prep for early 2013 asteroid fly-bys

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Contrails! You might control the sky - but we control the lightening!

Not a bad book overall. I think it's a little too long for me to want to re-read now but I have pleasant memories of it nonetheless.

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The biggest problem with Lucifer's Hammer are the damn cannibals. Although there wasn't much of London left after the tidal waves either so it's not all bad news :)

Mine's the coat with the first edition in the pocket.

Oh and for the pedants out there: Lucifer's Hammer was a comet not a 'roid ;)

She's a beauty! Super WATER-RICH Mars rock FOUND

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> during the planet’s Amazonian era

Were they blonde and busty?

Feeling poor? WHO took all your money? NOT capitalist bastards?

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Re: The Blame

> Who was in charge in the late 70s?

And you think that no-one in the 20+ years since she left office has been in a position to do anything about it? You really credit her with that much power and influence that her policies still shape and control our economy even now?

Wow.

So how long will her influence last then in your opinion? Will she still be to blame in another 20 years time? How about 100 years?

I blame the state of the UK economy at the moment on a combination of Gordon 'Profligate Pillock' Brown and to a slowly increasing extent on the current government. There's been more than enough time since Maggie got booted out for remedial action.

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Re: The Blame

You blame Thatcher? That was 20 to 30 years ago. Why stop there? Why not blame Gladstone? Or how about Pitt the Younger?

Divorce lawyer spots increase in Christmas 'text message bustings'

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Oh I do like the article sub heading. Very witty, sir!

What Compsci textbooks don't tell you: Real world code sucks

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Re: No time to refactor

I only refactor code that is already being changed. If I did get a refactoring project then fine anything is up for grabs but changing code that wasn't otherwise going to change is asking for trouble.

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Doing both is best :)

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Re: Windows Pinball

Been there, done that (DOS to Win16 to Win32) over 15 years. Suite ran just fine thank you and many people benefited from it. Oh and we did that without a QA department and little to no management. And it was agile before we knew what it was called because we could get called off to other work at any time.

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Re: I try to write clear code

> so that people reading it (or the API) know what I mean by "foo"

Why the hell are you calling objects 'foo' in production source? You shouldn't have an object called 'foo' and a comment saying what it is. Call the bloody thing by what it is in the first place.

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> If you change the code, change the comments. Simple.

In theory, yes. In practice not so much. Comments are only read by humans so they can be overlooked and neglected. Source code is read by the compiler and although it won't enforce identifier names it can enforce structure especially if encode your logic in object constructors and well defined classes.

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> Include some comments!

That deserves a reply of its own. I hate comments. Even if they start out accurate they get out of date because there's nothing to enforce change in them as the code changes. Far better. Far better is to write code that is self documenting. It isn't even difficult. Every time you think of writing a comment, don't! Call a function or method or instantiate an object and put the comment in the name of the identifier.

Identifiers should not be short, succinct and cryptic. Modern editors mean you don't have to type the whole thing out so get creative.

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It's not always 'the programmer's' fault. Maybe not even most of the time. I think management have to shoulder a fair chunk of blame. When was the last time anyone got approval for a refactoring project? And don't tell me we're the only ones that get defects deferred '..to be fixed in a future project'.

The best code I've written has been generic and flexible. One project (a suite of data recovery tools) started out in 1992 as an MSDOS suite, was ported to Win16 a few years later then Win32. It had some ugly code occasionally but there was little to no management so we could decide to spend a month refactoring and did. That code lasted for 15 years and would still be good to day except that new owners didn't want it. I went from a C++ novice to C++ guru and as my skills evolved I was able to make time to evolve the code to take advantage. No chance in hell of that happening in most places (sadly not much where I am now).

The reason a lot of code is sloppy and fugly is because the developer knows that their manager is paying them to get it out the door ASAP and is willing to defer fixes until the next project. I don't get paid for writing good code. I get paid for writing an application that sells.

Will we still love the data centre seven years from now?

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Re: Circle the Wagons!

Fifth, when is dinner?

:D

But yeah 'the cloud' is a moveable feast and it's far from clear how it will impact IT and in my case software development.

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> It tends to be the well informed IT staff at larger companies who have no personal agenda

The only people working for large companies that don't have a personal agenda are the cleaning staff - and some of those would probably recommend a model of vacuum cleaner if anyone cared enough to ask them.

There’s more to selling email than meets the eye

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'Cloud-based email along with its associated facilities such as diary management, task lists, contacts and so on,'

I run a mailserver at home and it has that functionality (or could if I enabled the services) and a web interface. Does that make it 'cloud based'?

This omnipresent use of the word 'Cloud' is getting right up my left nostril :)

Windows Vista woes killed MS Pinball

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MS developers port millions of lines of code? Strange. I usually just update a few type definitions and give it a good testing.

We took the C++ source for a multi-file system data recovery suite from DOS to Win16 then to Win32. From what I remember it took two or three days and most of the source didn't change. Of course the underlying file system structures weren't going to change and we'd been sensible and used fix bit-width types for the data structures. But it was a pretty trivial exercise from what I remember. The big ticket item was implementing an MFC based equivalent of the Turbo Vision UI and allowing both to build from the same source. That shouldn't be an issue going from Win32 to Win64.

McDonalds fried for serving spam

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Re: He was elderly...

..and his neighbours were forever complaining about the noises from his animals. They made a right song and dance about it.

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Thought up by a marketing department. 'Please leave your moral compass at the door'.

Boffins spot planet that could support life... just 12 light years away

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Re: Not sure I want to go there.

Housing could be a problem sometimes though if a lot of visitors turned up.

I've also never been entirely happy with station environment facilities being maintained by creatures who don't breath the same atmosphere and have a tendency to wander off and spend several weeks doing nothing but thinking of sex :)

BT wins another HUGE gov-funded rural broadband deal

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I'm not aware that BT are facing any penalties with respect to roll-out timescales other than general shareholder and market feedback. BT are rolling out to their own timetable. No-one has set any dates other than themselves so if they miss those dates it's nothing more than egg on their face.

All that crap about 'broadband Britain' is just political rhetoric and BT is private company so is not liable for what overenthusiastic or mis-informed politicians say.

There probably are good reasons behind 'dead' cabinets but I don't think it's motivated by some desire to be seen to living up to anyone's expectations and I'm pretty sure there's no legal or regulatory penalty for being a bit tardy. There might if/when BDUK projects actually kick off but not for any cabinets currently installed as of December 2012.

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Re: More protectivism and monopoly instigation

The difference being VM only started making profits this year and haven't expanded their own network significantly in a long time. They don't even have market dominance in the areas they do serve. I don't know what the answer is but neither government intervention nor VM is the answer.

EU intervention is what's helped Cornwall.

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Re: Have I got this right...

> If taxpayers have to pay for the network, perhaps it's time to take it back into public ownership. leaving BT with retail services only.

No. Never. No-one who remembers how the Post Office ran it could possibly want that. And, really, do you want to hand control over the Internet in the UK to the government? In fact - do you really trust the government to be better at managing one of the largest, most complex and most expensive infrastructure projects the country has ever seen?

I don't. BT might not be perfect but putting that project into the government's hands would be worse.

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Yeah I don't understand situations where cabinets are not being powered up. I can understand situations where nothing has been done because it's not worth the money but if they've gone to the expense of installing hardware why not finish the job?

But as for time scales for this deployment I suppose that depends on the area to be covered. If they anticipate a lot of blocked ducts or pole replacement that could slow things down. Given the already questionable financial situation they probably don't want to employ an entire legion of engineers and if it means a lot of ground work fixing or laying ducting/poles that could be a real problem.

The EU and BT together have done a good job for Cornwall it seems so probably it's just down to money and willingness. I can imagine local councils being less bothered about it than the EU.