* Posts by AndrueC

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Nature pulls ‘North Korean radioactivity’ story

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Re: Conspiracy theories

"izards from the lower fourth dimension"

I never did trust Eddie :)

Clarkson: 'I WILL find and KILL the spammers who hacked me'

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Where as if I said "Off to see some dodgy Russians later to buy a nuke to blow Apple HQ up" it would be far easier to think I might actually try and do that.

Please, tell us more :)

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'Hacked'?

More likely he used a weak password. These days 'I've been hacked' is used in the same way that 'I had the flu' is used after a day off work.

Russian boffins race to meteorite crash lake as shard prices go sky-high

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Re: Dig deeper !

There's no such thing as delving too greedily or too deep

..Paris icon?

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Re: Hmm

Strangely compelling viewing as well. Not a bad way to make a living.

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Re: Dig deeper !

Isn't there a mission planned, or perhaps completed, to unearth the remains/core of the lump that fell at Tunguska?

There have been several. None have found anything yet.

http://burro.case.edu/Academics/USNA229/tunguska.pdf

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Re: 10,000 tons

I should think it was pretty clear from the context, data being from NASA and all.

Pity it wasn't 'tonnes'. Mind you there's not a lot of difference - especially if it hits you on the bonce.

Amazon, eBay, banks snub anti-fraud DNS tech, sniff securo bods

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Re: Clueless banks

It would be nice if banks could understand the fundamental flaw in calling a customer and asking for their date of birth before discussing anything with them.

Own a drone: Fine. But fly a drone with a cam: Year in the clink

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Re: Its the USA isn't it?

Its OK to shoot pretty much anything over there isn't it?

Some jurisdictions get snooty about discharging firearms within city limits. In those places you might be reliant on 'self defence' statutes and/or a lenient judge. Speaking personally I find the idea of someone firing a gun out of a bedroom window at a floating drone to be horrifying. Where's the bullet going to go if you miss? Come to that with a decent handgun the bullet will probably keep on going even if you do hit the drone. Even shotgun pellets could end up peppering your neighbour's garden.

It's bad enough firing a gun upward within a populated area but firing it horizontally from a second floor window is scary as hell.

Tesla's Elon Musk v The New York Times, Round 2

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Re: From the article ....

So a journalist is 'inaccurate' with his facts.

A manufacturer exaggerates his product's abilities.

Is there a story here? Pass me the popcorn :)

Any storm in a port

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Re: Also, Ethernet sockets & USB ports...

It's funny because it's true. Especially the first post.

Reg readers scuffle over the ultimate cuppa

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Re: I can't believe nobody has mentioned

Yeah. We've found it best to use a water filter but that's mainly because boiling up the office tap water causes it to taste of soap for some reason. Sadly filtering the water removes some of the taste as well.

HYPERSONIC METEOR smashes into Russia, injuring hundreds

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At that size and speed 'duck and cover' is probably all you can do :(

CEO Tim Cook: Apple retail stores are 'like Prozac' to me

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Re: A metaphorical near miss

But no relation to Anna Daptor :)

NASA melts mysterious 'metal Martian flower' myth

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Holmes

But as is so often the case in life, the simplest explanation is most likely the correct one

Otherwise known as Occam's Razor. My favourite aphorism.

3 million Freesat receivers now out there, and boxes to get YouTube

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Re: Freesat is on a different frequency

Technically Sky is only responsible for the Sky channels, all the others are uplinked by their respective providers

Mostly yes but some third parties are now using Sky to do the carriage and uplinking. FOX (Formly FX+) do that.

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Re: Freesat is on a different frequency

Ahem. It's not always the case that..

That's true. I wasn't aware of the Babe Station difference but if I remember correctly C5 used to be broadcast on two frequencies as well. Or was it C4 HD? Something to do with lack of capacity on the old Astra 2D satellite meaning they had to use Eurobird. Then when another broadcaster (the BBC?) lent them some of their 2D capacity the contract on Eurobird continued.

The reason Freesat can't use capacity on Eurobird is because it covers all of Western Europe (maybe into Eastern as well?). Broadcasting unencrypted on it means writing a big cheque to the rights holders. With Astra 2D the footprint is more or less restricted to the UK so rights holders don't charge as much.

Edit:Wow. Obviously I'm too busy working to keep up with these discussions. I posted almost the same thing as someone else an exact hour later.

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will include TVs with integrated Freesat and customers who've discarded old kit when upgrading to the latest <free time> hardware

..also Sky customers who want another DVR to take some of the load off the Sky box tuners. It doesn't make a huge difference these days since for me it's a pretty small %ge of my viewing but it helps a bit.

BT copper-cable choppers cop 16 months in the cooler

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Re: no disincentive

How long would YOU bang your head against that wall before your determination to bang up all the scrotes started to slide?

That's something I struggle with every time there's a general election.

Dish boss on ad-skipping service: 'I don’t want to kill ads'

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but only a fifth of Sky viewing is time-shifted (the rest is live)

Really? I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

I've said this before - people just don't understand what a DVR is all about. I haven't watched live TV for many years now. I don't even watch F1 live although that's more out of habit than anything else and because even watching the finish live doesn't guarantee that you'll know the result immediately :)

Curiosity raises mighty robotic fist, punches hole in Mars

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Or the Nasa/Canadian probe. You can imagine the Martians watching it.

"Oh noes! Here come those imperialist Earthlings again"

"Oh look. Apparently they've gone metric. You can tell by the shape of the crater"

:D

Multi-billion Euro broadband fund obliterated by EU budget cut

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Surely national broadband deployment is an issue for national governments not the EU?

You'd like to think so but:

BDUK - National Government Programme - Barely got off the starting blocks. Most regions have only just got around to choosing a provider. No spades in the ground yet.

Cornwall - BT/EU programme - Running very nicely with good progress being made. I think it's even on schedule to complete when predicted.

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Re: We can't annoy the farmers!

"this is a budget for growth .... if you are a french cow"!

But bad news for the Romanian horse industry :)

El Reg contemplates the ultimate cuppa

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Re: Location, location, location

Different parts of the country have different water sources; they will pass through chalk, limestone, granite, clay...

..landfill sites, rusty pipes, incontinent sheep.

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Moderately strong tea, milk in afterwards (I work with someone who sometimes puts the milk in along with the tea bag while waiting for the kettle to boil). Oh and at our office f'gawd's sake use the water from the filter jug. The water out of the tap tastes fine for drinking cold but boil it up and you get a nasty soapy taste :(

LinkedIn proves not all social IPOs were bubbly

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I gave up on LinkedIn over a year ago. I got fed up with them spamming me with 'news' despite my every attempt to tell them I didn't want it. That and people I barely knew wanting to link with me. I would now be very wary about anyone's LinkedIn recommendations.

Every single Internet Explorer at risk of drive-by hacks until Patch Tuesday

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Re: moving to a system that DOESN'T need it.

Sure. Part of my salary comes from our SharePoint support :)

Space station 'naut supplies Reg with overhead snap of Vulture Central

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"My Dad's an astronaut"

Wow.

The Register Android App

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Re: Installed ...

As a software tester, can I say that

As a software developer can I just say that I hate you :)

Nah, I try to maintain a good relationship with our testers. After many years I've finally realised that they help produce a better product and even help improve my ability. Some of them are house trained as well :)

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> You can do those things with css in a browser, it doesn't need an app.

Not many do though. So the gist of Jason 7's argument "Your browser is crap, mine isn't, nyah, nyah" is not appropriate. It would be more appropriate to say "Reliance on specific apps for web services just reinforces the fact that web designers rarely bother to design their sites for optimum use on a small mobile device".

For what it's worth I don't like the idea of 'apps'. Never have. Even the terminology stinks. I fundamentally agree that a web browser should be all you need. That was supposed to be what made 'the web' so wonderful. I've been working with computers since the early 80s so I thought we were making progress and moving away from dedicated applications.

Unfortunately the proliferation of different browsers, the corruption of (or failure to adhere to) good standards and possibly developer laziness mean that ship seems to have sailed for now. My experience is that in a lot of cases a dedicated 'app' offers a better experience than using a generic browser. Things shouldn't be that way - but they are, and I don't think it's because 'your browser is better than mine'.

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reinforces the fact your web browser isn't a proper grown up one with all the features.

What web browser features can fix the fact that my 46 year old eyes struggle to read text on my phone or that my fingers (not fat fingers either) sometimes hit the wrong link? I mean, yes, I can zoom in but the page layout doesn't always lend itself to that. It either mucks up the text(*) or else I have to zoom back out to navigate or to reach a button.

Do any browsers support orientation detection? Properly, I mean, not just re-flowing the text. A dedicate app will often adopt an entirely different layout in horizontal mode than vertical mode. Putting buttons along the top instead of down the side for instance.

Perhaps all of that could be done in a browser if HTML supports it but how many web designers actually do bother to think about that kind of thing? It's second nature for a phone developer but the most you can really expect a web page to do is flow properly so that page items aren't obscuring other page items.

(*)I don't mean corrupted, merely that the way it ends up being wrapped is unhelpful. Harder to read and/or puts hot links close together so it's a bugger to tap on the right one.

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Re: This

Other than off-line access, I don't see the point of separate apps for web sites.

Often it makes them more readable by having a better layout. Having bigger text and bigger buttons and being able to adjust properly for vertical/horizontal viewing can make life a lot easier - especially if you are over 40 and your eyes are starting to go.

'Gaia' Lovelock: Wind turbines 'may become like Easter Island statues'

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Re: Operating "Up to" 25% of the time.

> Hence my comparison with ISP's

It's not quite the same thing though(*). The 'up to' used by ISPs mainly refers to the connection speed between your modem and the DSLAM. In most cases this doesn't vary by much from day to day. So when you buy an 'Up to 24Mb/s' connection you're not buying a connection that sometimes reaches 24Mb/s. You're buying a connection that on some lines will connect at 24Mb/s. It's a different thing. If you only connect at 6Mb/s but always get 6Mb/s of throughput then your line is giving you 100% and doing what you have paid for it to do.

It's the difference between:

'Speeds on the M25 can reach up to 90mph'

and

'Vehicles powered by internal combustion engines can travel at up to 300mph'

What's important is that the latter does not allow you to complain if you drive a Nissan Micra and struggle to get above 90mph :)

(*)Congestion would be the same thing but usually what people complain about are crappy line speeds.

NASA deep space probe sends back video of 'Comet of the Century'

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Hence the saying 'Gordon Bennett, a comet!'

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> but the one with two tails was Hale-Bopp in 1997

Ah, my mistake then. I thought I had the year right but obviously not. I'm very good at time but anything more than a month ago gets a bit hazy :)

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Swift-Tuttle was okay though. I think it was that one in the early 90s. Visible with the naked eye as having two tails.

Cable Cowboy lassoes Virgin Media with HUGE £15bn deal

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Are they paying off the debt or carrying it forward?

Crooks, think your Trojan looks legit? This one has a DIGITAL CERTIFICATE

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Re: CA who?

But the same is true of my government, too.

Exactly. I don't trust those buggers either.

Tracy brothers are back: Thunderbirds Are Go! again in 5... 4... 3...

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Re: I'm worried...

I have to say that I bought the boxed set of Saphire and Steel a couple of years ago and was a bit underwhelmed. The nostalgia was there but I was amazed that it seemed to just consist of them wandering aimlessly around trying one thing after another until they happened to eventually hit on the solution.

Rose tinted spectacles I suppose.

Still - it passed a few hours and I'm glad I bought it. It's just that not everything back then was as good as we might like to think when we look back from 30+ years :)

Apart from Joanna of course. She still looked good :D

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Great to see originality in the TV industry :-/

Ah well - hopefully it'll be fun for the kiddies anyway.

Jammy b*stards: Admen flog chocolate bars with 'Wi-Fi-free' zones

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Re: Puzzled re. legal jamming

I don't understand how the ability to perform jamming would be of any help if GPS went offline. What scenario do you have in mind here?

This probably refers to using jamming to simulate GPS failure, as in this example.

BT to end traffic throttling - claims capacity is FAT

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Re: Unlimited until...

Waiting for peaks to clip - I suppose that's okay if the lead time is short but it usually takes time to enable capacity during which your customers start to get arsey. I'm not sure about being able to spread it out either as that's reliant on the public being prepared to watch that way. The stats on PVR usage suggest most people don't want to record things first and would rather watch it immediately.

Multicasting would help with the current situation where most people watch live and BT have built it into FTTC which is good but I don't think any ISPs are using it at the moment. But time will tell. The indications are that broadcasters want to switch to IPTV and shut off transmitters (even Sky seem keen on the idea).

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Re: are they still using 50:1 contention ratios?

I think they gave up having a specific target figure when ADSL Max was released. Now they just provide 'sufficient'. Of course whether that's 'sufficient for the users' or 'sufficient for the accountants' is the tricky bit :)

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Re: U nit

I hate 'Kft'. It seems to me that if people want to stick with ancient non-metric systems that have more than one unit for length that's their hard cheese. If they want the convenience of having only one unit to measure the same type of quantity they should go metric. They should prolly also be banned from using decimals. Make them use fractions like wot their grandpappy did. That'll learn 'em :)

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> It's a minefield trying to find a decent provider who doesn't throttle

Nah, it's easy. Look for a package that costs more than £30 a month. IDNet, AAISP, Zen.. It's only a minefield if you are also looking for the cheapest ;)

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Re: A nice lady rang me up the other day...

Virgin fibre at end of garden? You mean you have an actual VM node outside your house? Or were you not aware that VM's offering is no more 'Fibre to the premises' than BT's? Both services terminate the fibre some distance from your property then rely on copper to connect to your premises.

VM's uses a coax loop which is good because it can carry more data but bad because it's shared by multiple properties.

BT's uses twisted pair which is bad because it is more bandwidth limited but good because you're not sharing it with anyone.

VM's system also has issues with upstream signalling and that's why they can't compete with FTTC on upload.

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Re: Unlimited until...

The exchange might have the bandwidth but I bet each cab is substantially less.

Hmm, that's a good point actually so I'll correct what I posted. You could be impacted by other users in your immediate neighbourhood. But it's unclear I think. Everyone has to use the cab to exchange link (even LLUOs) and BT at one point stated that they would guarantee the bandwidth from cab to exchange. But they have also put a 'best efforts' figure on it. With FTTP on demand being released this year I assume they are confident that the cab to exchange link can easily be upgraded.

Looking here shows the cab to handover as being 'Direct fibre multiple GigE links' so that's a lot of capacity.

Didn't realise it was such a contentious issue

Was that supposed to be some kind of geeky, engineer in-joke? It's not bad if it was :)

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Re: Unlimited until...

In throughput as seen at your premises, no. HD streaming as offered by Sky and BBC is only a few megabits a second so barely raises a sweat for a 76Mb/s connection. Even broadcast quality HD streams are only a dozen Mb/s so again would not bother your connection.

However this article is basically about congestion and the impact on it of HD streaming. That isn't down to your specific circumstances. It's down to the local and/or national usage patterns. You have to realise that if BT know that 1,000 people have 76Mb/s connections on your exchange they won't have allocated 76Gb/s of backhaul (76Mb/s * 1,000). That would be 1:1 contention and you're not going to get that on a residential service.

No BT will have provisioned somewhat less than that. The trick for them is to decide how much less. It's very much a black art. Just working out the current requirements is tricky. Then you have to account for growth patterns and spikes in usage. This is where ISPs control their profit margin. You never want to have spare capacity but equally you have to accept that for large parts of the day the network will be underutilised. It's a nightmare shared by road planners.

You wait untill everyone in your street starts streaming HD on a few devices. Contention is the bane of all networks...

Since the poster appears to have FTTC other people on the street are not the problem (setting aside minor crosstalk impact). It's other people on their exchange (ie; anyone else in the town) that matters. And of course everything from there on back to the ISP. And the ISP interconnects.

Report: Over 1.5 million UK drivers will have hydrogen cars by 2030

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Well - lol'd. Gives me something to chuckle about on my drive back home.

Under cap-and-trade, flying is greener than taking the bus

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Re: Yeah right

That would be why there is a joke icon. Or even emoticons if you get desparate ;)