* Posts by AndrueC

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BT could lawyer up after Sky’s sport channels obligation removed

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Re: "available on two platforms"

I agree that programming schedules are old school. I record everything and never watch live precisely so that I can zip past the adverts. But it turns out that most people still like the communal 'camp fire' experience of knowing that other people are watching the same thing at the same time, enhanced perhaps by tweeting their experiences as they watch.

[It] won't stop Sky milking its subscribers for all they're worth.

I'm not sure you're grasping the difference between 'available on the Sky platform' and 'A channel that is owned by Sky'. The vast majority of channels available through the Sky platform are not owned by them. Discovery carries adverts because Discovery Communications Plc wants it to. History carries adverts because AETN want it to.

At its heart all Sky is is an EPG. I think I read once that they designed the original upload equipment but basically anyone who can bounce a TV channel off a satellite can pay to be listed on Sky's EPG. Aside from feeding them your programme metadata the rest of the transmission chain need have nothing to do with Sky. Channel operators pay Sky for a spot on their EPG and (I think) the rights to use their encryption system if they want it. Sky offers them a discount on their fee based on how much value it perceives they add to the platform.

There would have to be a radical departure in Sky's business model (and that of the channels themselves) to remove adverts. It would shake the broadcasting industry to its foundations. You're talking about removing their primary source of income and in this case making them dependent on an unconnected company for their survival.

And that's before you start asking how much adverts are worth to broadcasters and how much subscriptions would have to rise to cover the costs. Understand - I'm not saying that Netflix et al aren't the way to go - they may well be. All I'm trying to do is explain why 'having a go at Sky' is inappropriate in this case. It's mostly out of their control - something I dare say this new box of theirs is trying to address.

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Re: No Sky thanks

I can't see why I must pay for their service AND still have to suffer adverts.

For two reasons: First-off Sky only 'own' a few of the channels available on their platform. For the rest of them you'd have to work out some way for Sky to funnel part of the subscription cost to them. A further problem is that few people would be prepared to pay enough to ensure that no channel felt the need to insert adverts.

The second reason is more technical. If you wanted Discovery to be advert free how do you address the fact that it's available on two platforms? At present I assume the feed is just split and one stream goes to Sky's upload centre, the other goes to Virgin's. Now you're suggesting - what - two versions of Discovery? One without adverts (and presumably more overall 'programming time' and one with adverts? And where I used Discovery in this example I could also have used ITV. Or Channel 4. All three are independent broadcasters that Sky has no control over. If you can have Discovery without adverts it would be reasonable to expect ITV without adverts.

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Sky claimed that a new Sky Q hub would "supercharge" a subscriber's broadband connection by turning Sky Q boxes into Wi-Fi hotspots for a stronger signal indoors.

What a load of marketing tosh.

Yesterday: Openreach boss quits. Today: BT network goes TITSUP

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Um, I know it makes for a slightly amusing headline but so far it seems to be a BT Retail issue so it has nothing to do with Joe's departure.

If Joe had tripped over any of his cables on his way out there'd be howls of protest from more than just BT customers ;)

IT contractors raise alarm over HMRC mulling 'one-month' nudge onto payrolls

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Re: I Don't Understand The Logic ....

In addition both of you are probably contributing more toward society and a better world than Facebook ;)

Block storage is dead, says ex-HP and Supermicro data bigwig

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inodes (now called metadata)

Are they? That's news to me. The term 'metadata' is relatively new but inodes are still called inodes. All that might have changed is that we now classify them as metadata whereas that term might not have been around last century.

Tyres are still called tyres even though we might classify them as 'vehicle parts' ;)

And anyway as others have said block storage will still exist. It'll just (perhaps) be buried where most people don't see it. Then again most programmers probably don't see it now. I get my data via an ORM most of the time and it's already 'objected'.

UK.gov finally promises legally binding broadband service obligation – by 2020

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Being in the USO could make a difference. It is actually a lot more than just 'you are allowed to ask'. It does actually require BT to provide the service on demand. If they can't or won't they are in violation of their operating license I believe.

However there is a caveat. The caveat is that BT are allowed to charge you for what they call 'excess construction costs' and at present this is all but the first £3,400 of the installation.

So the change is:

At present: BT can flat out refuse.

If this gets passed into law: BT have to provide the service but if it costs more than £3,400 to install it you will have to pay the excess.

What I and others suspect is that the customer making such a request will be fobbed off with a satellite solution. Poor sods.

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Re: What's with the "ambition"?

Why don't they just do it. It doesn't give anyone anything, except perhaps a cute sound bite.

Me: Dear ISP I would like to formally request a broadband speed of 10 Mbps.

ISP: Get lost.

Actually it's a bit more complicated than that. The conversation would be:

You: Dear ISP I would like to formally request a broadband speed of 10 Mbps.

ISP (to you): We'd love to, let me check with our suppliers.

ISP (to BTw): Got a customer here in Little Ducks Bottom End wants a 10Mb/s service.

BTw (to ISP): Sure, we'll get our suppliers on to it.

BTor: Little What? Oh. Er. Well, at least they are on the road network. Sorta. Um.

BTw (to ISP, somewhat cautiously): Ye-es, we can do it.

ISP (to BTw): Is there a problem? I mean we've got their request in writing and everything.

BTw: Ah..well..it's not going to be easy. Cheap. I mean, it's not going to be cheap.

ISP (to BTw): Er...

BTw: Oh don't worry.

ISP (to BTw): Phew.

BTW: Yeah our supplier can bill the customer direct. It's standard operating procedures when there are excess construction costs.

ISP (to you): Cool, it's a go. Our suppliers say they just need to confirm a few things with you but otherwise we're great. By the way we've taken the first month's payment.

Time passes...

BTor (to you. In writing):Dear sir/madam/thing, Please find enclosed our bill for excess construction charges in respect of your request for a high speed data connection to your premises.

You: <obscenity redacted>

You (to ISP): But you said...

ISP (to you): Ah you'll have to take that up with our suppliers as we're not responsible and aren't doing the work nor charging you.

You: Oh :-/

Cops' IT too complex for quick and dirty revamp – Police ICT boss

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Re: Mind how you go!

they type it up for the Rolodex?

Nah, most of them write it by hand. The problem is that some use a ball point pen, some use a pencil and one force (who clearly have better control of their budget) use a fountain pen.

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If you watch The Force on Sky One you'll notice that the Manchester call centre uses Windows XP. That was 2014 so perhaps they've upgraded to something else by now :-/

Has Voyager 1 escaped the Sun yet? Yes, but also no, say boffins

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Voyagers' 250 Khz General Electric 18-bit TTL CPUs, complete with single register accumulator and bit-serial access to 2096-word plated-wire RAM.

So when is Microsoft pushing Windows 10 on to that platform?

We suck? No, James Dyson. It is you who suck – Bosch and Siemens

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Re: Digital motors?

I would recommend that you put in a complaint into the ASA. At least they appear to be prepared to deal with blatant fuckwhittery.

Or maybe they aren't. and I'm no fan of their '10% rule' either.

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Re: That Dyson man

More or less, but bigger.

..but not as big the wheelbarrow they are attached to :D

Balloon-lofted space podule hits 30,000m

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Re: re: just recovered from earing the camel toe

I was curious about that myself ;)

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How do you 'enjoy' a lavatory? No, on second thoughts don't answer. I've only just recovered from earing the camel toe :-/

Mystery object re-entering atmosphere may be Apollo booster

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Great name for the object. What The 1109 F*ck!

Future civilisations won't know how the universe formed

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Re: Horses for courses

and called it "Babylon 5"

Then Channel 4 bought the rights and proceeded to broadcast it at various different times of the day and different days of the week. And so it came to pass that only the truly devout managed to actually watch all the episodes first time around.

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inhabitants of such worlds in the far-distant future will be "largely clueless as to how or if the universe began and evolved".

Totally unlike Earth then.

Here a small number of very intelligent people have come up with a few different ways that they think might more or less explain most of their observations about the universe. Probably. Failing that they should at least keep the research grants trickling in.

A slightly larger group of people have heard the explanations and adopted various opinions ranging from 'Strings and brains? You whut?' to the more succinct 'Whut?' Somehow despite that they are still fairly happy to have research grants paid.

An even larger group of people prefer to stick to whatever arcane and bizarre primitive belief system they inherited from their parents on the grounds that it's easier than thinking. They don't pay research grants but they sometimes chuck a few coins in the collection box.

Then again in a hundred years 'strings and brains' will probably be considered arcane and bizarre so..meh. If it helps you sleep at night believe what you want - just don't force your beliefs on me :)

Bacon as deadly as cigarettes and asbestos

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Re: On the other hand, there is a well established link between...

Life is a sexually transmitted disease and is always fatal.

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But what the Daily Fail hasn't explained - will it be the worst cancer in fifty years?

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Re: Sea change in "allowed" foods

Like a camel toe?

Does that stop anybody earing them?

Earing a camel toe? I must be getting old as that's a new one on me. Nurse! Can you come here a moment, please?

Western Digital's hard drive encryption is useless. Totally useless

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At least the WD40 model should be immune to this problem

Connected kettles boil over, spill Wi-Fi passwords over London

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Re: 100℃ ??

What? Why a GPS chip and offloading calculations to the cloud?

Did you miss the joke icon? I was trying a bit of Heath Robinson(*) style IoT thinking. Guess I failed :-/

(*)Rube Goldberg if you're on the other side of the Atlantic :)

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Re: 100℃ ??

For this idea to work properly, you'd need a barometer built in to the kettle, feeding it's output to the off switch.

Or if you can tolerate a slight variation in temperature they could use a GPS chip to determine the altitude. In keeping with IoT it will of course offload the GPS calculations to the cloud.

Amazon Echo: We put Jeff Bezos' always-on microphone-speaker in a Reg family home

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I have to admit that I've always thought the idea of 'Harriet' and 'Albert Einstein' from Larry Niven's Heechee series were rather cool. Unfortunately it doesn't sound like Echo is quite there yet :)

Vodafone exceeds own upper broadband speed limit to hit 80Mbps

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Re: Ah but wait a moment...

Any chance that OFCOM will follow this up?

I don't think it's up to Ofcom. It was the ASA that mandated the 76Mb/s figure (something like you can't quote a figure if less than 10% of users achieve it).

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Meh. This '76Mb/s' malarky never was a sensible idea to my mind. At least 'up to 80Mb/s' is an accurate, factual statement. The service that openreach provide on their cabinets supports sync speeds up to 80Mb/s.

All people ever needed to understand was that the actual connection speed that they as individuals would see depended on their particular telephone line. But as I mention below that's only part of the story and maybe not a very useful part either, at least as far as advertising and comparing ISPs is concerned.

The '10% must have achieved..' is pointless. So what if 10% of UK FTTC enabled telephone lines achieve 76Mb/s. It means nothing to an individual customer. Maybe they are in the 10%, maybe they are outside it. Just because someone in Chipping Sodbury gets a fast connection says nothing about the hopes and aspirations of someone in Leamington Spa.

The worst of it is that no ISP other than VM can do anything about that figure anyway. The laws of physics and physical infrastructure mean that your line gets what it gets and it'll be the same for all ISPs (excluding VM as noted above). Ironically the one throughput figure an ISP can affect (peak time throughput) is something that no-one quotes and Ofcom never bothers about. Your 'up to 76Mb/s' line may only be running at 80% of capacity at 8pm because your ISP can't get the data to you any faster but there's little to no official support for complaining about that. Likewise if their interlinks are poor there's no help with that.

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Re: I believe it

I have seen peak speeds of 11MB/s or 88mbps on my supposedly 76mbps line.

That will be an artefact of the tester or software. BT's implementation of FTTC is hard limited to a sync of 79999 kbps. It doesn't matter how good your line is the cabinet DSLAM simply will not sync any higher. When I first got FTTC my line was syncing at 79999 (80Mb/s) with an attainable of 92Mb/s. Sadly over the next six months crosstalk began to kick in. It seems to have stabilised now though and it's been at 68Mb/s for nearly two years.

Dry those eyes, ad blockers are unlikely to kill the internet

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Re: @werdsmith - People who use adblockers...

A parallel example: I have a big sign on my front door that says "NO Flyers, Menus, Junk Mail", yet still some idiots shove their rubbish through my letter box.

I have a plastic engraved plaque on my letter box flap with the same message and also 'no cold callers'. Like yours it has only partial success. I have seen people hesitate then take their leaflets elsewhere but there's still plenty of them make it through (along with countless refuse sacks for discarded clothes).

On the plus side the older I get the less inclined I am to worry about what people might think. If someone does knock or ring I'm quite comfortable in catching their eye and then just looking away with complete disinterest. If they appear to be Jehova's lot I'll even throw in a sarcastic head toss and eye roll.

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What metrics do advertisers have to gauge the effect of advertising?

Obligatory Dilbert comment (plus as a bonus it's a bigger Sunday strip):

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Re: People who use adblockers...

Don't use them because they don't want to see ads...

For some of us that's the main reason. Some of us have read The Space Merchants and taken the warning to heart.

How long does it take an NHS doctor to turn on a computer?

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Re: I still can't get my head round this one

What is it with designers hiding tinier LEDs with every new generation in less visible places?

Except for blue LEDs. Blue LEDs are never hidden. Blue LEDs seem to always be positioned in the most eye catching position possible. I once sent a monitor back to Amazon because the blue 'I'm awake' LED was too distracting.

I'd also add this stupid fashion by many/most hardware makers to draw the symbols next to buttons and connectors in, say, dark grey over black, or white over aluminium

Yeah, my last Honda Jazz had that problem. The symbols for 'H' and 'M' that were used to adjust the clock were dark grey on the light grey fascia. Since they were only needed twice a year I could never remember where they were and had to resort to phoning the dealer. Judging from the speed with which they replied I think they must have been expecting the calls and were coached in advance :)

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Re: I still can't get my head round this one

The technical support staff where I work often have to remote into the user's computer to fix a problem. We use one of the several web based remoting tools. Now these will be people who use our software all day long as part of their job so you'd think they were fairly familiar with a computer. Plus, it's the 21st century right?

Yet several times a week one of the staff will have to walk someone through the process of opening a web browser ("do you see an icon that looks like...") then how to specify the URL ("at the top of the window is a text box...").

It blows my mind that someone's job can involve working on a computer all day long in this day and age but they've never used a web browser. What The Feck?

Playmobil cops broadside for 'racist' pirate slave

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Re: Interesting complaint

Yep.

As opposed to privateeye which is either a humorous magazine or a citizen performing the duties of a detective :)

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Re: Interesting complaint

...they were just a jolly bunch of sailors.

Who liked watching movies and playing computer games?

BT to shoot 'up to 330Mbps' G.fast into 2,000 Gosforth homes

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Re: Copper's last hurrah

All of the above powered by nuclear fusion :)

World's oldest person scoffs daily ration of bacon

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Re: It may just be confirmation bias on my part, but...

Cutting out everything you enjoy doesn't make you live longer. It just feels like it :)

How much do UK cops pay for Microsoft licences? £30 a head or £137? Both

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Re: Making a Living

How indeed. Someone will be asking for transparency and accountability from the government next.

US Treasury: How did ISIS get your trucks? Toyota: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Re: Hmmm

Oh, the usual culprits probably.

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I wonder if ISIS have ever tried to claim under the warranty?

GCHQ's exploding doughnut threatens to ooze into innocent field

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Re: "in keeping with its surroundings and help minimise the visual impact"

It's in the middle of housing estate, next to a retail park

Thereby demonstrating either incredible ineptitude in the arts of secrecy or incredible cunning in the same. One never knows with spooks :)

What does EU farm subsidy get spent on? Yes, broadband for Irish farmers

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Re: if only...

If only the EU would wake up and see that this is needed everywhere and stop listening to the snake oil salesmen from bt openreach and all the other telephone operators in Europe.

The EU was happy to partner with BT(*) and the result has been very successful. It's only when the UK government tries to get involved that things go awry (BDUK) - Broadband Delivery UnKnown :)

(*)"Funded by the EU, BT and Cornwall Council".

MYSTERY PARTICLE BLASTS from Ceres strike NASA probe Dawn

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and another named Jaja, after the Abkhazian harvest goddess

That's a relief. Thought for a minute there someone had elevated an annoying Star Wars character to the status of 'agricultural diety'.

FATTIES have most SUCCESS with opposite SEX! Have some pies and SCORE

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Re: That is one angle

Perhaps it just reflects desperation? Maybe those in the 'healthy' range have a stable partner that satisfies their needs whereas those in the 'not so healthy' range have to resort to frequent bar crawling or the less well illuminated parts of town in order to get their rocks off.

Share-crazy millennials spaff passwords ALL OVER the workplace

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Re: Passwords on Post it notes pasted to monitor

I did something similar at one place before they consolidated everything with a single-sign on system. But I didn't write the password down - I wrote the suffix. There's not a lot of risk in someone knowing that your email password ends in '7'. The only system that foiled me was the in-house training system. For some bizarre reason it had the most strict password rules of all the systems and it was the only one that detected my changing suffix and objected to it.

It's the white heat of the tech revolution, again!

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Markets do work, even if we have to tip or slap them a bit sometimes.. The reason they work is because we just don't know. We just don't know which new technologies will work, what unmet desires humans have or what the societal utility function is.

Ah but there's ya problem. Socialists think they do know.

NASA announcement of MAJOR MARS DISCOVERY imminent: WHAT can it be?

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Option one would be awesome..and more than a little scary. Sadly I think the most we can expect is moist dirt :-/

The last post: Building your own mail server, Part 3

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Re: a third way?

If you don't mind running a Windows box then VPOP3 will do what you want and it's apparently now free for personal use up to 5 users. There are a few things that are only available with the Enterprise version though:

* IMAP support.

* Incoming SSL support.

* IPv6 receipt (you can send on IPv6 but the free version only supports one incoming protocol so it's either IPv4 or IPv6 and I suggest the first one :) ).

Installation is about what you'd expect for a Windows application. Double click the setup icon and sit back. Once it's done the server will be running and all you have to do is create user accounts. I've been running it now for nearly ten years. I've upgraded four times over the years and that was painless as well - just run the installer and wait.

I've never used the calendar facility so can't comment on that.

There are a couple of other free mail servers for Windows and when I tried them they all seemed as easy to set up as VPOP3. Hacking text configuration files around is just not something Windows users expect to have to do. I suppose having to pay for most things we use means we expect the easy life :D