* Posts by AndrueC

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Server errors plague app used by Tesla drivers to unlock their MuskMobiles

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Re: Physical key

Some of my fellow Corolla owners got caught out because of the lock downs. Hybrid Corollas have a smaller 12v battery than conventional vehicles because it doesn't have to start the ICE. It only needs to power accessories and keep the alarm/door system ticking over.

But if you don't move the car for several weeks that 12v battery could go flat. The higher spec Corollas (and lower spec models now) have keyless entry. But that doesn't work if the 12v battery is flat. The good news that the key fobs (needed anyway to get in) have a mechanical key inside them. The bad news is that the head of the key is very small. It's a semi circle with a diameter of 10mm so fiddly to use. Plus because a lot of people with keyless entry have never used the mechanical key the lock is stiff.

That left some people locked out of their cars.

Thankfully I'd already invested in a trickle charger and anyway keep my car inside a locked garage so don't lock the doors. It's a pity Toyota couldn't have designed the car so that the main battery periodically gave the 12v battery a top-up but I suppose that would have added more costs and most of the time it isn't needed. The car will sit unused for a couple of weeks without a problem apparently. I know I parked mine at an airport for nine days it was fine.

Intel audio drivers give Windows 11 the blues and Microsoft Installer borked following security update

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HP/Realtek only released working audio drivers for my laptop a couple of months ago. But Win 11 is working on my HP laptop atm. YMMV ;)

The ideal sat-nav is one that stops the car, winds down the window, and asks directions

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Also quit with the 'turn left' crap when I'm close to the exit of a roundabout. I actually had one sat nav (Tom Tom I think) that used to tell me to turn left to enter the roundabout.

I mean, FFS!

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A few years ago I went for a job interview in Richmond, Yorkshire. Driving up there from Brackley was a bit tedious but they'd agreed to pay my mileage so whether I got the job or not I was going to be quids in (A Honda Jazz bimbling along the motorway at 60 mph does not come close to burning what they agreed to pay). Anyway after the interview(*) I got into the car, started my sat nav app and put my belt on.

"Please head south".

And that was all it said for about ten minutes. I mean I can't fault the advice for accuracy but it wasn't particularly helpful.

The funniest though was when I asked my first Smart Nokia to get me from Llandudno to Newton Stewart. It wanted to send me to Liverpool, along the docks and then the immortal phrase 'Follow the Ferry for 75 miles". Instead I decided to drive out to the M6 and turn left. It seemed safer :)

(*)I got the job which actually resulted in 14 months working in Birmingham.

Web trust dies in darkness: Hidden Certificate Authorities undermine public crypto infrastructure

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Re: Was web trust ever really alive in the first place?

And banking itself. When you deposit money the bank isn't 'looking after it for you'. You are actually giving the bank your money. You hope/assume that they will honour their side of the contract which is to give you some of their money when you ask for it.

In the '80s, spaceflight sim Elite was nothing short of magic. The annotated source code shows how it was done

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Re: Ah Elite !

In colour, with filled in planets :)

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Re: Hang on...

Similar tricks were used to get smooth scrolling on a CPC game (changing the scan offset) but most impressive I think was the 10 second countdown on the Speccy Starion game (it was something of an Elite clone). They flicked the border colour back and forth so that the digits filled the entire visible screen area.

You can see it here, near the beginning after they finish dicking around redefining the controls.

I seem to recall that Popeye tried to do something cute to overcome attribute clash but ended up running far too slowly to be fun.

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Re: Joysticks

Same here but there was no Ctrl key on the Speccy hence my uncertainty.

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Re: Joysticks

I never understood anyone wanting to play it with a joystick. I could never get the hang of it. I have always preferred to use the keyboard.

S,X,<,> and spacebar to fire. What more does one need?

Actually for the Speccy what you needed was a keyboard with a spacebar. Luckily my brother and I upgraded the keyboard of our shared speccy sometime prior and the 48k keyboard had a spacebar. That still meant using N,M but that was no hardship.

:)

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Re: Joysticks

Speccy had a worse bug. Start the game. Save your character before undocking. Load the saved character and now you have 255 of everything in the hold including an overfilled fuel tank. If I remember correctly when Firebird released Elite they ran a competition and Speccy owners were excluded because of this bug.

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Re: Joysticks

Had the Spectrum version, which you definitely could force a mis-jump. Can't remember how though.

Shift+F just prior to jumping (unless that was the CPC version).

I got to Elite on all Spectrum, Amstrad CPC and BBC. I skipped the Comodore version because:

a)It's on a Comodore.

b)TribblesTrumbles seemed a stupid idea.

Another brick in the (kitchen) wall: Users report frozen 1st generation Google Home Hubs

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Re: Why is Google not liable for damages?

There's far too much software and devices out there configured by default to auto-update and even set so can't refuse updates without taking action many users wouldn't know how to and it's obvious that after decades of buggy software and firmware and brickings, destruction of peoples data, removing functions the user paid for, that it's time "something must be done" to protect users from the negligence and cavalier attitudes of the manufactures. It's time their contracts and Ts&Cs were properly challenged in a court of law and not "settled out of court", allowing them to continue their poor and shoddy practices.

It's a nice idea and I'd love that to happen. However I think we also have to consider the impact that would have on the price of stuff and also the pace of innovation. There is a shortage of software developers - always has been, always will be - so making consumer kit more reliable and longer lasting is going to increase development life cycles significantly.

Can you really see a sweat shop upping their game when working on the software for the next bit of consumer tat to appear? You might end up in a situation where there is an almost niche market of expensive quality kit that evolves only slowly and the rest is in a innovation race to the bottom.

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Re: Why is Google not liable for damages?

Brtcking all the devices on a certain level of firmware sounds like negligence. Clearly they didn't test it on that version before sending out the updates. Bricking devices with bad updates is a known issue across the industry and should be taken into account.

Oh I agree I just don't think the current framework of consumer law covers it. If it's 'a known issue across the industry' then it might be dismissed as being accepted as part of the normal purchasing experience.

At the heart of the problem is whether you bought the hardware or the software and usually you've only bought the hardware. You get a license to use the software. Being a really naughty devil's advocate I could point out that the hardware hasn't changed. It is faithfully following the instructions given to it. The device can only be defective if it wasn't bricked because that would mean it wasn't responding to the software as it was expected to :)

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Re: Items that fail to work...

Depends on the timescale. In the UK (and EU) It's only an automatic repair/refund/replace during the first six months. And even then after a couple of weeks or so the law says that repair is all they really need to do.

After six months it's up to the owner to prove that the item was defective when originally purchased. In most cases retailers will waive this requirement because it's less hassle and fosters good will with the customer.

Under EU/UK law the consumer also has several years during which to make a claim. However this is not some kind of extended guarantee. It's more like a 'statute of limitation'. You can indeed lodge a claim against a retailer if your five year-old washing machine has broken down. But whether you'll actually get any redress is another matter. Five years is a bit poor for a washing machine but the age will be taken into consideration in the judgement so you might only get half the price of a new machine. And that's assuming you can find an engineer to write a report saying why the unit was defective when you bought it.

It's a pretty good system but it's not a panacea for all domestic purchase issues.

But I'm not actually sure if any of this applies to a software update gone wrong. For one thing consumer law says your contract is with the retailer but can you really claim against Currys if a Microsoft update bricks your laptop? and given that UK/EU consumer law talks about defects at time of purchase does a software update count at all?

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Re: Why is Google not liable for damages?

Devil's advocate here :)

Services are not normally treated the same as goods. A car falling off a ramp is obviously damage that has to be rectified but a hospital treatment that doesn't turn out as hoped for is unlikely to be actionable unless you can prove negligence. And going back to the unfortunate car - if the car doesn't fall off the ramp but is not fixed to the owner's satisfaction that too might not be actionable. If any parts were paid for you can ask for that aspect of the cost to be refunded but the time spent by the mechanic need not be refunded unless you can prove incompetence or gross overcharging.

Consumer law generally only requires that for services:

* The charges be reasonable and easy to understand.

* The work be done to a reasonable standard with a reasonable degree of skill.

Consumer law does not require that the result of a service be exactly what the customer wanted. The law even allows service providers to fail completely. 'Reasonable' is usually defined as 'what you'd expect from similar service providers'.

Software updates are a slightly grey area.

Tech bro CEOs claim their crowns because they fix problems. Why shirk the biggest one?

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Re: I wish...

That is a common misconception. When someone like Musk sits on shares of Tesla, those funds are NOT circulating in the economy - they're tied up in Tesla, which is just his own baby.

I agree. Just to be clear I was quoting two separate examples there. Mr Musk is one example where most of his wealth is tied up in a company. The other example is a more general observation about wealthy people and how most of their wealth /is/ circulating in the economy.

There might be better things that could be done with that money but who gets to decide? Some of their wealth is being used to fund FTTP roll-outs in the UK at the moment. And what happens to all the people that Ferrari employ (directly and indirectly through related services and suppliers) if it's determined that people shouldn't be allowed to squander money on expensive sports cars?

We live in a complicated and interconnected world and you shouldn't separate out one group of people and act like they have no connection to the rest.

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Re: I wish...

Musk's impact on the world is hard to quantify, but the bottom line is: he has a great deal of wealth, like all people that wealthy there is no justification for one person having that much wealth that stands up to scrutiny, he isn't using more than a tiny fraction of that wealth to make the world a better place.

Most of his wealth is paper wealth. He doesn't really 'have it' at all. If he were to realise his wealth as actual money it would drop considerably. There are probably legal restrictions on his ability to get actual money out due to the impact on his businesses, their staff and other shareholders.

In fact I'd venture that most if not all wealthy people don't actually 'have' wealth. Rich people do not generally store their wealth as cash or bars of gold under the bed. The bulk of their wealth will be invested in the economy where it helps to power the world us plebs live in.

Remember SoftRAM 95? Compression app claimed to double memory in Windows but actually did nothing at all

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Re: "Windows' registry doesn't need cleaning"

Yeah that's why Windows needs a clean install once in a while.

You must be doing something wrong.

The computer my company supplies me with is nearly three years old and despite having multiple versions of Visual Studio, multiple 3rd party SDKs and other software developer cruft installed on it is just fine.

The laptop I'm typing this on is still running the original version of Windows 10 it came with and it's nearly four years old.

My email/TVersity/Logitech Music Server machine is still running Windows 7 (although I'm intending to finally replace it with new hardware running Win10 this winter), it's not had to have a re-install either.

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Run the built-in Disk Cleanup tool.

Or Storage Sense which has superseded it.

BT's Plusnet shows Google how it's done as email woes enter their third day

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Re: Stuck with it

so I have to use their open relay.

Just for clarity it is only open from within the PN network. I was with them several years ago and had no problems running my own mail server. It's possible that I might have had to ask them to clear port 25 initially. You could also try the secure SMTP port, 587.

Rolls-Royce set for funding fillip to build nuclear power stations based on small modular reactor technology

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No I think I was working for Williamson Technical Services

It was a long time ago but there is a company based in North Wales of that name so I'm probably right. They too appear to have grown which is nice to know. Think I was there around 1989.

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My first job was a data entry clerk for some surveyors during its construction. It was a tedious process so I wrote a program that took the data from the Huskies they were using and generated a CSV file from it. From there it could be imported into Lotus 1-2-3.

So began my programming career :)

Reg reader returns Samsung TV after finding giant ads splattered everywhere

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Re: Can you opt out of the data collection on smart TVs?

If it's logging anything about me it's 'Always watches HDMI 1' :D

Now Sky probably has a sizeable dossier on me but if it means they and their partners keep churning out stuff I like I don't care. I never watch live TV so I don't care if they target adverts - I never see them anyway :)

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Re: Opted out

The number of devices that know the password to my home wifi is already quite enough thank you.

My Sky Q is connected to the internet but it's via Ethernet.

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It's a bit crap but I find that after a few seconds the TV normally gives up and shows the input on HDMI1 (which is my Sky Q box). But I do hate the way this is going.

Hibernating instrument on Hubble roused as engineers ponder message problem

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Re: Perspective

Yup we even get our own staff reporting errors to us by sending us a screenshot of the dialog box. Every single freakin' time our first reply is 'Can you send us the log files please?

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We've all encountered that one weird component in our projects that occasionally does something strange and we end up having to code a bodge to deal with its funny little ways

It's called Visual Studio but I stopped finding it's time wasting quirks funny a long time ago.

Red Hat forced to hire cheaper, less senior engineers amid budget freeze

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If you need internal mobility, eat a strong curry.

BT shelves efforts to find investor to share FTTP build, says Openreach can run project alone

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Re: Why?

..and the only router you can use is the one they give you.

I am just old enough - at 54 - to remember what the UK telephone network was like under government ownership. There were some clever people at the PO producing some clever kit but the government was unable/unwilling to provide the funds to exploit it.

As a result the network was an unreliable and expensive mess.

What a clock up: Brit TV-broadband giant Sky fails to pick up weekend's timezone change, fix due by Friday

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Re: @AndueC - not only is their softare shite

Why do think it would be any different for non-Sky owned channels?

It's a shared EPG (owned and operated by Sky of course) but all channel broadcasters whoever they are are responsible for providing Sky with their EPG data. And don't forget that Sky do not broadcast channels they don't own(*). In fact Sky is essentially just an EPG and an encryption system. It's up to other broadcasters to pay to be listed on their EPG, to make their channels available from an appropriate satellite and the responsibility of those channels to provide correct EPG data.

To put it another way: Sky do not say that BBC One is broadcasting the 10 O'Clock news at 22:00 UTC. The BBC do. All Sky do is take whatever scheduling information the BBC provides and put in on the EPG data stream. Sky will have specified that times be in a certain format and almost certainly said it had to be UTC (anything else would be madness). As long as channels are following that specification all will be fine.

(*)Actually Sky do now offer a service where they do most of the uplinking for channels, it's optional and I don't know how many have bothered with it. Last I heard it's totally platform agnostic. If you have a video or audio stream you want to broadcast from a satellite they uplink it for you. But whether you then choose to have your channel listed on their EPG is up to you. Either way they are no more responsible for the actual content or EPG data than your ISP is responsible for what you do on the internet.

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I suppose this confirms that the Sky EPG uses UTC. Someone must've screwed up the localisation table for the UI. Although why that should be a problem in the UK where TZ information hasn't changed in years is another mystery.

As a long-time Sky subscriber my experience tells me that the technical explanation for this is that Sky software is shite because they won't pay anyone enough to do a decent job.

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Re: I hate DST.

I'm not going to waste my time resetting all the clocks in my life every six months just because some government Jobsworth tells me it's good for me.

This is a technology oriented web site - why are you buying clocks that don't adjust themselves automatically? The technology has been around for several decades at least. Go on to a well known eTailer's site and you'll get four pages of radio controlled wall clocks, several for under £20.

If you're still using manually adjusted clocks you only have yourself to blame ;)

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All my watches, my heating thermostat, living room clock and my alarm clock all update automatically. Of course so do my computers and - as it happens - My Sky Q. I do have to go round my power timers switching them in/out of DST though otherwise the TV goes off at 10pm instead of 11pm, lol.

DST is an easy problem to solve with modern (or even not so modern) technology. I refuse to buy any timepiece that can't handle the transition itself (preferably by listening to the national radio time signal).

Unfortunately there is one clock that annoyingly needs manual intervention - the one in my car. Despite it being a modern car with an infotainment unit and access to GPS data or even my phone via Bluetooth it needs to be told when DST has started or ended.

Personally I think the concept of DST is a great one and I wish we went double during June. It's ridiculous how much gorgeous daylight is being wasted between 5am and 7am when it's little use to anyone. Shift it to the evening where we can all enjoy it :) (*)

(*)Yeah I know, those with young children won't be quite so happy about that.

Google's 'Be Evil' business transformation is complete: Time for the end game

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Re: Wishful thinking

In the UK we still haven't been able to dislodge BT from it's uncompetative pole position in the ISP market, all carriers except Virgin must use the BT hardware equipment.

Not true. Anyone with deep enough pockets can install their own equipment. And the costs can be significantly reduced by things like PIA which mean you (probably) don't have to dig your own trenches or install your own poles. If you need rack space in an exchange BT are obliged to accommodate you if at all possible. In addition Ofcom does a pretty good job of keeping prices down on the various wholesale services that BT make available to third parties.

The only reason you don't see a huge amount of that going on(*) is because it costs money to wire over 25 million properties up and frankly it's not worth the bother. The best place to differentiate yourself is in the actual service and the UK has a thriving ISP market with more choice than you can shake a router at.

(*)Although LLU is still quite popular once the DSLAMs moved out of exchanges into neighbourhoods most CPs lost interest so instead paid BT for an ethernet point in the exchange where they could install their own backhaul.

And you might be surprised at how many backhaul providers have equipment in BT exchanges and their own national network. BT is still the biggest because it's everywhere but BT is not the only game in town.

Having made £1bn in gross savings well ahead of March 2023 deadline, more cuts could be on BT's agenda

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Re: Management Idiocy in full effect

With the fibre network (FTTP and cabinets) the exchange buildings are largely redundant now. Might as well sell them off and save the maintenance costs etc.

BT sold their exchanges off twenty years ago.

A Windows 11 tsunami? No, more of a ripple as Microsoft's latest OS hits 5% PC market

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Re: Do I want Win 11?

I was surprised to find that my three year old HP 17-Y002NA laptop was compatible. I bought the laptop on the basis of price and screen size so it's hardly a roaring power house.

But I'm in no hurry to upgrade. I only use it for browsing and email. I'll wait until if/when Windows Update pushes it to me.

Microsoft surpasses Apple as world's most valuable biz, by stock price at least

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Re: A reminder Apple is late to services

I believe one of the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition was along the lines of “If a thing is worth selling, it is worth selling twice”

You do know that there the Ferengi are a fictional species, right?

Trick or treat? Massive solar storm could light up American skies this Halloween

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It's grim up north. But sometimes they get to see pretty lights :)

Remember when you thought fax machines were dead-matter teleporters? Ah, just me, then

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One of the most amazing things about faxes (to me anyway) is that The first one was invented in 1843.

Good Grief! Ransomware gang has only gone and pwned the NRA – or so it claims

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I hope they present the information using bullet points. I wouldn't want to shell out for the full report.

'We will not rest until the periodic table is exhausted' says Intel CEO on quest to keep Moore's Law alive

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Re: "progressing along a trend line to 1 trillion transistors per device by 2030"

75 transistors ought to be enough for anybody.

Microsoft's UWP = Unwanted Windows Platform?

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Re: It becomes emabarrassing

And, ironically, UWP is probably still more widely used than Linux desktop :)

Florida man accused of breaking Mastodon's open-source license with botched social network launch

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Re: Excellent Article Format Reg! :D

a suburb means of informing of current events

Yes I'm glad they didn't go to town on it.

Nobody cares about DAB radio – so let's force it onto smart speakers, suggests UK govt review

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It may be of superior sound quality

Except that it isn't. The technology could offer higher quality (although the protocol used was a bit long in the tooth when it was chosen) but instead broadcasters prefer to compress the whatsit out of the audio stream in order cram in as many different stations as possible.

Rumour has it that the industry might be more interested in revenue than quality. Amazing.

Analogue tones of a ZX Spectrum Load set to ride again via podcast project

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I liked the custom loaders. One of the best was Fairlight. It had an initial short load to get its custom code into RAM then silence.

..

..

Until suddenly the data came screaming in with no discernible lead-in tones. The custom loader also read data into screen RAM in the correct order to make the image appear from top down to the bottom.

And of course who can forget the intro music that demonstrated what a piezoelectric speaker could do even though the code could only send a 1 or a 0 to it.

There are 875 million good reasons why the paperless office won't happen soon

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It would be a bold move.Not if they switched to a lighter font.

Computer scientists at University of Edinburgh contemplate courses without 'Alice' and 'Bob'

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Can I be the first to say:

Jesus

Fucking

Christ.

Alice and Bob are both humans. /End of.

Personally I favour Brenda Utthead but I hear that she's quite the whiner.