* Posts by Terry 6

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He called himself the King of Fraud. Now this bot lord will reign in prison for years

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Also

Some kinds of advertising does seem (sadly) to work.Especially since people started buying more online.

Brand name recognition does get people to pay significant sums of cash for expensive scent and trainers etc. when exactly the same stuff (tat?) can be produced in exactly the same (Chinese?) factories without the name on it and would sell for pennies.

People approach various online aggregation, comparison and retail sites because they are seen on TV and the name becomes a cue when they want to buy stuff,

And then there's gambling sites, advertising on TV - often starting with Bingo as a hook......

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Re: Wasted advertising

I'd guess that a C suite type wouldn't dare not spend tons on advertising by whatever is the accepted/fashionable means.

It's not about outcomes (for the shareholders) it's about activity. Not slinging tons of cash would be seen as dangerously complacent. Like a premiership football manager that didn't spend on new players.

Buying a new player is seen as doing something and keeps the bought footballer away from a rival team..

Advertising is seen as doing something and counters the threat from a rival company that is spending big on ads.

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Re: Dumb

get a high paid job in tech

Job?

We're talking entrepreneur here. No one thinks this guy was a potential employee surely.

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Re: "Zhukov boldly devised"

TBH this sounds like a full-on business enterprise. Just that it was also fraudulent.

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Re: Dumb

This was my thought. It seems like an awful lot of work and ingenuity, with significant overheads to do something illegal. Couldn't he have been a legit businessman, even if it was borderline dodgy like the big boys do?

BOFH: You drive me crazy... and I can't help myself

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Re: I think I met this supplier.

Liability changes were both contractually permitted and could be applied retrospectively? And someone Spartacus' company signed off on that contract?

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Re: Lime?

As a young adult I remember a colleague who'd grown up locally calling a concrete bridge support a "Hackney coffin".

FYI: If the latest Windows 11 really wants to use Edge, it will use Edge no matter what

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Re: World is looping

Err it's not the puppet that counts, it's the strings.

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Re: Microsoft did not respond to a request for comment.

Some of this is the Ford Pinto thinking of beancounters. (Google it it you haven't heard of it. Take your blood pressure tablets first though).

As with Ford's Pinto they've worked out that the costs of litigation will be less than the advantages to themselves. But no one will die or get disfigured because of Microsoft, just irritated.

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Impunity

Microsoft are taking maximum advantage from this new Age of Impunity, in which any organisation that is big enough to err, persuade a few politicians, parties and public officials to look the other way can do pretty much anything it likes, knowing that any attempt to stop them will be delayed or dropped - and buried under an avalanche of whataboutery and deliberate obfuscation.

Windows 10 2004 is nearing the end of the road. Time for a Windows 11 upgrade?

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Re: Thin ice

The question is who does use Access.

It's too complicated for the ordinary user in a small office who realises they need to store a small amount of organised data.

And it's not much cop for a pro-level database, as far as I can judge from comments here and experiences elsewhere.

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Re: Thin ice

It's far, far more complicated than the average ordinary user who wants to keep a few hundred records with a handful of fields want to learn. So, as I noted, that's why they use Excel. They used to give away simple DB software on magazine covers. Now you can't find them.

(And don't give me 'Nux options. That's just not what most people use unless they are or know a deep down techie.)

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Re: Thin ice

average users (by which I mean people who basically use it for browsing and email)

A strange understanding of "average users". If there's such a thing it's the vast army of office or home-office users who use a PC for actual work. They write documents (probably using WORD, they use simple spreadsheets (possibly as a database - because for everyday simple list management it's all they need- there's sore point here*) They might do some stuff with simple graphics or even page layouts, and then there's PowerPoint.

*Sore point. Once upon a time there were simple flat file data base programmes. Cheap or free and very simple to use, so that you could, for example, create a simple list of a few hundred customers or members, some contact details, maybe their preferred product or their ranking in the darts league or maybe an account number, or when they paid their membership. You could store all you needed and do simple key word searches or sorts. Ideal for a small business or to run a club. They need a relational database like I'd need a pneumatic drill to dig my flower bed. These seem to have vanished. So we use Excel as the next best thing

Why machine-learning chatbots find it difficult to respond to idioms, metaphors, rhetorical questions, sarcasm

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Re: Is AI Autistic Then?

There's a lot more to autism that being literal with language. My daughter's the expert, she's qualified to diagnose. But I've had more than enough training over the years to be able to say that literalness is one of the components - but doesn't make for a diagnosis.

Indeed, in my SEN teaching days one of our big complaints was that some diagnoses were not given because a child would be really high (or low depending on your POV) scoring in most of the elements, but would be just short of the threshold in one element. i.e. Scored very highly for Autism, but didn't meet the full criteria list.

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Re: Wow, this is a surprise!

That touches upon an important ( and surely obvious) point. When we comprehend meaning we're making a judgement call, not interpreting language as such. We decide what we think something probably means, we don't simply translate it. We don't even get it right all the time, even with experience and understanding of people and contexts. And sometimes we reevaluate on the hoof, without even thinking about it consciously.

Reg reader returns Samsung TV after finding giant ads splattered everywhere

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Re: "you're also paying to be part of Samsung's global TV advertising network"

I'm fighting off a need to launch into a rant on this one.

I like a certain certain brand - name begins with a T and ends in -land. They're just very good and look nice. The company logo was discreet.

But then a few years back they started selling these advertising hoardings. Sweatshirts with the company name in big letters across the front. That sort of thing.

Fuck 'em.

I stopped buying until they started selling normal stuff again.

Say what you see: Four-letter fun on a late-night support call

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Re: Reminds me of a message I once got.

Thing is.Too many people think it's OK to send routine emails that aren't worth reading and too many people don't read emails. There's probably some cause and effect in there of course. But if you've seen someone's screen with 400+ unread emails showing you'll know that this call makes complete sense. because sender probably knows that otherwise it may never be looked at.

[I know of people who have an official email address and an actual one. The actual one is not shared with anyone unless the person chooses to give it out with a strict oath of secrecy required.. That one gets read. The official one gets, I dunno, glanced at or something. I did something similar at one time - there was an Outlook forwarding rule for important emails].

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Re: How to deal with calls

'Cept most of us will have quickly found out when doing support that when they name the "it" they might not actually be referring to the correct thing anyway,

"The email isn't working" - BSOD

"The computer won't turn on" - PC lights are on but screen isn't.

"There's no sound" or "There's no picture". Computer isn't actually on - but the screen is

And so on.

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Re: Not so foolish...

Exactly. I used to do something similar when sending formal reports that might be used in child protection proceedings or SEN appeals.

Fax the report.

Then immediately send the email with maybe the report attached or at the very least to inform the recipient that the fax had duly been sent.

That way I increased the chance that the fax would be picked up by the right person in that office, and not left hanging around or lost, or missed completely. With that I'd done what I could to ensure the best outcome for the child. And yes covered myself too if the case went judicial and my submission hadn't been included in the evidence pack.

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Re: File a bug report to the manufacturer

Error messages seem to be uniformly scary and unhelpful.

You'd think after about 30 or so years of routine computer use they'd have developed something a bit better.

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Re: What's The Password?

Don't confuse insecurity with ignorance.

Anyone not confident using techie procedures on a computer will duck taking an initiative if at all possible. Especially if the expert is stood by them.

In my early days of supporting school computer users I had to reassure staff that they couldn't break the computer before they'd try even pretty simple things like starting a programme.

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Re: What's The Password?

The accounts department. A PC is able to start updates. It's then able to request a reboot. From under a user.

Who hadn't been warned in advance or told what to do or how to respond and/or it's not under IT's control?

I'll leave that thought there.

Waterfox: A Firefox fork that could teach Mozilla a lesson

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Re: Open source closed devs

That's twice recently I've found myself agreeing with BB. though in this case the point has already been made.

This bit and the point is really that developers aren't making software for other developers. They're making it for THEMSELVES, and TOO OFTEN are arrogantly IGNORING others (including other developers) actually doesn't go far enough though it's implied: They're not developing for users they've purely become vanity projects.

There must surely be a sweet spot between the aggressive, slick, sly attack of Chrome and the white socks with sandals never uses deodorant approach of the FOSS developers.

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Re: Technically-minded typical geek

Hmm yes and no. Does the change break or remove functionality that a user needs/enjoys/makes use of? To take your Start Menu as an example.I've moaned about the Win 10 version, because it makes managing it quite tricky and I like a simplified menu -I use software that I might only fire up once or twice a year and which frequently has a bloody stupid name that I can't immediately remember. I need to be able to group programmes and cut out crap entries so that I can find what I want. (e.g. Macrium Reflect - though I do use that one a lot, or Belarc Advisor, or Balabolka etc etc)

Win 11 sounds like it's be a deal breaker for me on that score alone. And a letter printed by PC Pro a few months back said the same thing from some one else- presumably the editors chose to publish that one because it rang a chord.

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Re: Open source closed devs

Yes and any user ( sorry any relatively ordinary, if fairly tech minded user) who asks a question of a 'Nux forum stands a pretty good chance of reading, or receiving a really snotty comment implying, or even saying that they are not worthy of the sage's time. And I'm referring to sites' pages that are meant to help novices. More techie pages that a newbie who's hit a stumbling block might approach are sometimes as friendly and helpful as a game keeper with a hangover.

And yes I've been through both of these experiences.

And that's not even taking into account the "I wouldn't start from here" comments.*

*As in the old joke of a tourist asking a local how they can "get from here to [place]"

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Yep, I'd go with that.

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Re: Open source closed devs

is far more productive and a better place to be ...

For whom?

*For hobby devs and FOSS pros, definitely. It's fun all the way. I remember writing stuff when I was in my 20s and even 30s ( so almost 40 years ago). I did what I felt like, in the way I thought it should go. Sometimes people even used it. Even as many as two or three thought my programmes were useful.

*For professional working devs who take an interest and come up with with a suggestion to submit for a FOSS team- even actual code, I suspect less so. There's a comment on here that pretty much says that.

*Users, not at all.

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Re: Open source closed devs

With respect, you aren't an ordinary user. Ordinary users want something that does what they need, without having to contrast and compare an assortment of alternatives and decide which set of options is the one that is the one that has the fewest missing options ( assuming that they would even know what these are at the initial choice stage)."..a choice of alternatives" is no choice if these are all partial solutions with none that are sufficiently adequate.

I switch between PM/FF/Vivaldi as needed.

But I'm here in El Reg World

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Open source closed devs

Most users aren't techies and rely on the Devs producing something they feel happy and comfortable with. And that means that if the developers are serious about making the product widely used, they have to respond to users. And not simply to some ideal dream of a product. Browser or whatever.

So, for example, most users who install add-ons would like to know if anything new, interesting or useful has come along. I'd assume that anyone developing an add-on would like its birth announced to the world. PM has not got a " new add-ons " option. Its devs refuse to add one on the basis that they "want all add ons treated equally". Which manages to be both frustratingly illogical and frustratingly unhelpful. Because a new add on is not being treated "equally" if no one knows it's arrived. And since the addons are grouped into function categories there's a good chance that users never even realise that there is some extra functionality. The more imaginative and novel an addon is the less likely that it is that anyone would ever find out about it.

And of course umpteen forks is not the solution that many seem to think it is. Saying "If you don't like it you can fork off" just, at best, makes a confusing sea of similar but competing alternatives - and users ( remember them) aren't going to know which to err use Especially if each fork has a different subset of likes and dislikes.

The customer may not know best, but they know what they feel like using. Creating hobby FOSS may well be fun for its developers. Becoming quite well known as a minority niche product is probably quite exhilarating. There may even be a certain degree of self-righteousness. But it isn't a good way forward for the product itself. Not if you genuinely aim to compete with Google's Chrome, Microsoft's Outlook etc.

And then we have Linux.....

22-year-old Brit accused of Twitter SIM-swap heists charged with $784k cryptocurrency theft

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Re: Sim-swapping

Nice. You're secure. So's a hermit. But it's not how the real world works ( possibly even in Luxembourg). So your comment is not a reflection of reasonable practice. You can't uninvent that stuff.

Samsung releases pair of jeans that can't do anything except cover your legs and hold a Galaxy Z Flip 3

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Utter bollocks

Pure click bait adverrtising stunt. And El Reg seems to be deliberately letting them, by putting the only 450 pair bit at the very end.

I read this article. Fool me once............

What a clock up: Brit TV-broadband giant Sky fails to pick up weekend's timezone change, fix due by Friday

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They measure height, not time.

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I can see how wonderful that could be, especially if you can then go to bed. (OK I'm a night owl. I don't like mornings...or afternoons)

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Re: I hate DST.

Yup, and being within a shortish journey (crow files style, London Transport routes tend to be wheel spokes so real travel times are much longer unless you're going to the West End </rant>), where was I? Oh yes, ..from Greenwich, it seems total madness to leave the clocks permanently 1 hr offset from actual Greenwich time.

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Re: I hate DST.

And the cooker ( and some people's fridges I believe) or the coffee machine-and any nice ornamental clocks in the living room or hallway, or just older clocks that we quite like. Or interesting watches.

Just because we're tehchie minded here doesn't mean we're soulless robots.

Sheffield University scales back student system after Oracle integration stumbles

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Thank you. IMAO instead of world beating there needs be just a short set of requirements;

*What's the job; as defined by the people actually getting it done, and not some bloody executive sitting in an office, or Heaven Forfend an outside consultant who has even less of a clue

*What can IT do to make sure the job gets done efficiently (as opposed,arguably, to writing everything on a few sheets of A4)

*What expansion or change might we need to allow for over the next 10 years of so

*What are the maintenance and development costs over those 10 years

I know the last one will always be an underestimate - but even that's better than no estimate ( read, budget) at all, which seems to be the usual way of doing stuff, in any project not just IT. I call this the "School Blinds Issue". For a reason. In the mid 80s I used to do some work in a school designed (50s I think) with South facing windows and some clever external blinds that made the rooms usable when the sun shone. I've since come across a few of these from that period btw. These needed to be maintained, they had thick strings ( like a fine rope)and pulleys. By the time I visited these blinds hadn't functioned within anyone's memory. They'd never,as far as anyone could tell had the ropes replaced (many of them had long since become brittle and snapped) let alone the pulley wheels - most of which were totally frozen. As far as anyone could ascertain there'd never been a budget allocated for this maintenance by the LEA, not even a schedule or a plan. They'd just built the damn thing and forgot about it..

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Yes, when I read of a new (anything) meant to be "world class" or "world beating" etc. I automatically assume that it will start by ignoring all the existing experience and try to create something from the ground up, totally different to the systems that at least are known to work.

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I agree, but question whether it's (just) IT staff not listened to. In my experience these projects pretty uniformly fail to actually consult the people who's job it would be to make the bloody system work. Clerks and admins etc.

Remember when you thought fax machines were dead-matter teleporters? Ah, just me, then

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I have to agree. I was very much in favour of fax to fax communication, because it was in effect like sending an old fashioned written document, but quicker and cheaper by going electronically. With all the advantages of both systems. But once it became PC to PC with a fax inbetween it switched around, and then it became all the disadvantages of both systems.

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Re: Car :easing and patches

Even though I'm not in advertising and pretty much loath everything about it I can sympathise. Because every stupid cheap nasty advert on TV, especially the current crop of annoying shouty ones, just makes me wonder why people get paid good money just to annoy me. Who signs off on this shit? And why? It's kind of insulting that the ad industry thinks that hectoring me is enough to make me want to buy this stuff.

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One reason I miss fax

Complaints.

For a brief period getting some kind of sense out of a company that had screwed up was actually possible through fax when they had already learnt to ignore emails. (That seemed to happen very fast.), A fax on someone's desk did seem to elicit a response- without spending the morning on the phone listening to hold music.

You couldn't dodge a fax as easily.

And now we have the complaint avoidance system down to fine (dark) art.

... they hide or remove phone numbers and email addresses. Instead there's a web page with a tab that says "Contact us" that leads to a page of FAQs that have no relevance to anything that anyone would care about. followed, possible only after you've clicked on one of these, by a link that says "Need more help". This takes you to a generic Help page. On that page, carefully hidden, will be a contact us link. Which leads to the FAQ page...

Microsoft's UWP = Unwanted Windows Platform?

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Corporate memory is a culture thing. It's more than reasonable to think that the corporate culture could be, as the youth call it these days, FOMO

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Re: "MS lost the plot when..."

I never thought I'd find myself agreeing with you BB. But yes, MS has had a strange belief that they should be defining users' work flow and methods for at least as long as they've had the dreaded Ribbon. Probably longer. As if they know the secret for how every office wallah should be doing their jobs. It's why I harp on about the Ribbon so much. Pre-Ribbon I used to create specialised menus for my staff. I didn't want them, highly professional, expensively trained, incredibly experienced and skilled in their actual (front line) jobs and with specific uses and skills for the computer, spending times hunting for functions they needed among crap they wouldn't use before the heat death of the universe. They weren't computer people. Some had had to be dragged kicking and screaming in front of a screen. (Took 10 years to get one away from his little Brother typewriter). Particularly since the way we would group items wasn't the same as how MS seemed to think they should be grouped. The WORD Edit menu for example lacked certain items that we'd consider useful for working on our analysis reports*, so I put them in there and moved some other stuff to where it could be found if needed. Ribbon meant this was no longer a trivial activity, but became a major task, and I had my own front line work to get through.

*It's a long time since I retired- but I think one thing I did was to put some Table commands in the Edit menu. Something they'd need to include in a report would often be a simple table of observations or test scores they'd obtained and which had been used to support a conclusion. " Insert Table " would have made sense to us in the edit menu.

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"But how do they manage to get it so wrong, so often ?"

A frequent suggestion is that they hear only an echo chamber - the echo being of their own unsubstantiated belief about where the future market is going.

IMHO it's also based on panic, ever since they failed to spot the nascent WWW and almost got fucked over.

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Re: "MS lost the plot when..."

allow the user to

IMAO Microsoft has been determinedly doing its absolute best to prevent the users from doing anything that makes using their software easy for users to make work for them ever since the infernal "Ribbon".

Each iteration of software removes options from the users to make things easier to use.

Once we could easily customise the Start menu, grouping programmes according to function, rather than (often unrecognisable) name. In Win 10 it needs a fair bit of tech skill to do so- and there are bits (like "Store Apps" ) that are treated differently and can't be moved out of the stupid alphabetic list. In Win 11 they apparently have prevented it totally. So teh Start Menu will be a mess of programme names in alphabetical order, with all/any other crap the software publisher wants to add.

Everywhere you look Microsoft have made perfectly sensible customisations difficult or impossible. Not to simplify how we use the tech or to reduce support issues- there are better ways than that - a simple "Restore defaults" button if people messed up their Office menus, rather than making modifying them a massively difficult job.

A simple, trivial illustration, the Windows start up sound. Once it could easily be changed. Now it can't (without a 3rd party tool -Winaero will do it). There can't be any great technical justification for that. It has to be pure stubbornness.

Microsoft: Cloud and Windows OEM sales up, but Surface? No, not even during WFH boom

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Re: Trend

"Open platform" is one of the "Open to interpretation" class of statement. It has no authoritative definition* that couldn't be refuted other by something diametrically opposed ( and proven to be which would also be a matter of interpretation). And further "The most open platform" is an unquantifiable statement.

aka "Weasel words",

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*Wikipaedia

In computing, an open platform describes a software system which is based on open standards, such as published and fully documented external application programming interfaces (API) that allow using the software to function in other ways than the original programmer intended, without requiring modification of the source code.

Orders wrong, resellers receiving wrong items? Must be a programming error and certainly not a rushing techie

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Re: Good Old Days

Best see today's Dilbert then (2021/10/26)

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Re: Not quite punchcards

Not your fault if no one told you. Crap management is crap management whenever it happened

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Joke

Re: Punch cards?

You're a fashion designer, yes?