* Posts by Terry 6

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IT blamed after HR forgets to install sockets in new office

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Re: Watch Your Backs

Probably true, but she still twisted my words to make it look that way.

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Re: Similar tale in a hospital

It's that old adage. If you fail to plan you plan to fail. What is interesting is how often I and I assume many others of us here, seem to meet managers who do just this.Repeatedly. And seem to get away with it. Often to the accompaniment of several barn doors being slammed shut with excessive force and much too late.

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Re: Watch Your Backs

Spot on. One pint for you.

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Re: Watch Your Backs

Or even those above willing to twist words, often said informally and out of context, to make someone especially someone not too far down the ladder, look bad.

Yes, I have been got that way. When my and another service amalgamated we, the two managers were simply moved into new roles according to scale. So as the lower paid/younger I became deputy.

In the interim period we were chatting about management. I, having done some training and thought about our roles running teams of highly skilled, specialist, quite senior peripatetic advisory and support teachers expressed the view that our role as managers should be to set the requirements and monitor them in jobs that needed to be pretty much self-managing. It was how I'd worked very successfully. It was how my previous boss had worked and he was at the Giving-advice-to-parliamentrary-committees level.

She, I'd later learned, was in her current role because she'd been rejected from previous redeployment exercises and given this one instead. And was a true micro-manager ( and alcoholic and liar and... well you get the picture). But I also learned, years later, that she'd taken my informal and still reasonable comments and recorded it formally as my saying that I didn't believe in managing- to our bosses.

Saving a loved one from a document disaster

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Re: Multi-Mate WP on an Olivetti 386 in the 80s

My grandfather, a WW1 veteran, always sad that TV could never catch on- too expensive for ordinary working people. And I still agree.

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Re: Who else remembers having to buy the high-quality fan-fold paper...

Local primary school?

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Taking this opportunity to add a printer rant. Have just repacked a new Epson ET 5170. Going back to Costco in the morning.

It came advertised as having a second(rear) paper feed. Which is something I use to hold A5.

It does, but on set-up the paper kept running though it all at once. And the settings tabs were ominously short of options for the rear feed. Cue a lot of trouble shooting and eventually delving into some very small print, online in the suplementary instruction documentation. There was a table. Rear feed capacity, it read, 1 sheet!

There's physically room for about 25 sheets and a paper guide that fits a stack. But it can actually only handle 1 ONE sheet at a time.

So the rear feeder has almost no use at all. It's not even particularly easy to access or put a single sheet of paper into it either.

Printer manufacturers are bastards. That hasn't changed.

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Re: The philosophy of WordPerfect....

From there it is an incremental learning process, rather...

Which makes a lot of sense if someone has the opportunity to learn on the job. Less so if you've been given a short 1 or 2hr training session followed by a pressured, time consuming task- (possibly several weeks later with no time to practice in the interim).

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Re: Imperrfect

I have very poor hand-eye coordination. Coupled with a crap primary school teacher or three and being Summer born meant that my education was seriously hampered*. Handwriting was actually quite painful and looks messy. Six decades later it still is, though I still got a decent degree- somehow. And I can teach it brilliantly, my letter formation is actually correct. As long as I don't have to do more than a few words at a time.

But mum taught me type. and once I got a device, in my early 20s, life just changed. Starting with a Brother portable printer and quickly moving to proper printers on computers.

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*It didn't need to be. They just needed to be a bit less horrible about it and to remember I was also a year younger than some other kids. Luckily once I was in high school some teachers were, so those were the subjects I flourished in. And of course it's why I ended up as a Special Education specialist teacher.

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Re: Rather computers than cars

Not so much with the newest cars.

This very week I tried to connect my Android phone to the car's display (with Android Auto). And it just wouldn't.

I tried various problem solving things and eventually went back to the dealer- who was puzzled. We sat in the car, turned on the engine. He asked me a few things and then to connect the phone's USB. It connected first time. I thanked him, went home and then tried again. And it wouldn't connect. Removed and replaced the USB lead. Nothing. Tried connecting before I turned the engine on. Nothing. Tried after, still nothing. Unplugged USB again, sat thinking for a minute or two. Had another go. Connected perfectly.

After several attempts along these lines, sometimes connecting,sometimes not I've concluded that it will only connect after the engine has been switched on and running for a minute or two. As if there was a boot sequence going on.

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Re: Rather computers than cars

My favourite there is drivers who can't position a car to turn right on a junction-with-traffc-lights. Blocking the junction so that cars wanting to go ahead and all those further back get stuck behind them.

And then there's the ones too nervous to change lanes on the motorway- often driving along in the middle lane at a gentle speed.

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Re: School SEN teacher Also 90s

However a SENCo ought to be able to do two things right;

1) Pre-empt problems

2) Review events to prevent re-occurence in the future

In this case find out what to do before the next time she started on a document.

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Re: Imperrfect

We had an advisory teacher come into our school when I was still a class teacher, to get us to start using WP. "Easy as Pie" she'd said.

Maybe easy if it's what you do all day. But I was very aware that the admins used this stuff, and they kept lists of formatting codes to insert into the text. In the office you'd hear them asking each other "What's the code for...." etc.

So asking full time teachers to somehow learn these codes, and sit trying to insert them into text so that once or twice a year they could type reports they'd been doing by hand for years was just a total non-starter. But it's the bullshit (these days we'd probably call it Gaslighting) of pretending it was so easy and quick to take up that annoyed me To the best of my knowledge no teacher in any local school was able to use this stuff for real life work.

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School SEN teacher Also 90s

I had a meeting in a school about a kid they wanted assessing. Most schools knew my time was limited and precious ( so many needy kids so little specialist support). This SENCo kept me waiting outside her office for almost 20 minutes.

I asked her why. She explained she was in the middle of typing an important confidential document. And she couldn't let me in her office while it was on the screen. Then she added that she'd already had three attempts but each time she'd been called away for an emergency and had to switch off the computer in case anyone went into her office while she was out. And she also mentioned that this kept happening and it took up so much of her time.

Cue my saying "You don't just save it......."

You'd have thought with a head and deputy, 4 admins, dozens of staff, Lord knows how many TAs and hundreds of kids in the school all using computers and regularly saving their work there'd have been someone she could have asked how to save - or a least taken a sneaky look while they did.

(But then she was a known idiot and had to be got rid of after they were inspected.Not before time IMO.)

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Re: old kit and wp software

You new around here then?

Fujitsu claims world leadership in headache management

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Minor afflictions

We, pretty much worldwide as far as I can see, frown on staff taking time off for "minor" ailments. Headaches, colds and so forth. We expect workers to carry on, bravely.

But no one really tries to estimate the costs of not taking time off. Things like slower response times, reduced concentration, poor decision making, irritable behaviour upsetting other staff, poor communication/listening, slower recovery times, infecting other staff who may then go on to make their own poor decisions etc. or need time off for secondary infections.

Proprietary neural tech you had surgically implanted? Parts shortage

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Mia Culpa

At some point in the 90s I was working with a kid in a local primary school who was particularly annoying. Clearly so was I. Because I recorded his voice saying a chirpy "Hello miss" and set it as a start-up sound on his class' computer. (I was only there once or twice a week. His teacher, of course------every morning....).

However,fate got its own back on me a bit. My previous car- Honda Jazz- had warning dings when speed limits changed and so forth. But ours would often ding at apparently random intervals, without any indication on the screen display as to why.

Co-inventor of Ethernet David Boggs dies aged 71

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Re: Ethernet turned out to become the network winner

It does seem like the history of computing has a high number of technologies that priced themselves out of the market, because their inventors/IP owners wanted to make everyone pay through the nose. But instead users adopted or stuck with slightly poorer but much cheaper alternatives. The one that comes to my mind immediately is the LS-120 (or some such name) "super floppy" discs. A great idea, but the actual media were bloody expensive, prohibitively so. So people stuck with existing devices until the CD-Rom came along.

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Many of them have done so, at least in the UK. Sadly that public spirit seems to have drained away with far too many seeing a political role as a ticket to the gravy train.

IT advice fuelled by beer is the best IT advice of all, right?

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Re: Good will visit - lost good will

"He is very bright" often is an impression given by somebody who is over-confident and vociferous.

There tends to be an automatic buy-in for these people because they seem to know what they're talking about. It's really just Dunning-Kruger. The listener, knowing their own limitations will over-estimate the idiot's ability and possibly underestimate their own too.- Unless of course they're even dimmer, which I've also seen.

Confident assertions tends to be very persuasive. I've fallen for it far too many times, allowing my own opinion to be over-ridden by someone who seems more sure of their solution than I was of mine, or simply had it over-ridden by a manager. Only to find later that I was right. Saying "I told you so" doesn't make it feel better.

ARPANET pioneer Jack Haverty says the internet was never finished

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Part of the problem

Whatever the current state of any tech there is never going to be a demand for something better. Until the marketing suits present it to us. For the simple reason that the customers don't know what the potential, the justified expectation, is.

Tech, for almost everyone, is simply magic with bells and whistles. So as long as it provides the advertised "user experience" no one is going to be satyng "Why is it like this?"

No one, that is except El Reg commentards. And let's be honest, no one listens to us.

Your app deleted all my files. And my wallpaper too!

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It does, but requires a certain knowledge of its convoluted method. Whether that's a good or bad thing is a matter for discussion.

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Re: Concepts are hard to understand

That's a good tip. I thought you were going to talk in terms of master pages and formatting with page styles' rules. (Stuff I've heard of but never needed to get a handle on).

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Re: Concepts are hard to understand

Pretty much what i do with my desktops.

The laptop is a sore point. Long conversation with Dell before I bought it. Yes there will be space inside the chassis for a second HDD and a connection for it....

It had neither . I complained, they apologised but did nothing. That was my last ever Dell. (Last PC was also Dell.Latest PC is Chillblast btw).

And the laptop's SSD began to fail just after warranty ended. Laptop's performance was slower than I expected too, quite sluggish for an i7- which is relevant. Bought a larger Samsung SSD as a replacement. Suddenly the laptop performance was much better too, no more sluggishness! (Told you it was relevant). Still not going to buy Dell ever again

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Re: Partitioning

And on Windows systems, if the partition with Windows and other programmes gets too cramped, and if there is adequate total HDD space resizing partitions is relatively easy. Though not so much with the Windows built-in control,which is remarkable stupid- It's good for carving a new partition out, but not for resizing-when you shrink a partition from the left it won't let you expand the adjacent partition to its right,where the space is ( or is it the other way round - I forget). But there are plenty of reliable partitioning programmes around. AOMEI partition assistant (free) has done sterling work for me over the years. I've always tested a new programme on a partition, or a spare drive, that hasn't anything important on it/when I get a new system before I copy the data to it. I have plenty of old HDDs that I can play with- and a few I stick into new systems as backup drives or simply to make copying data over easier. Current PC has my old 2Tb HDD in it just for messing about with, dumping stuff to temporarily etc.

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And to sell us more space when we find that the free offering is full to the gills (probably with stuff that we don't actually even need).

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Re: I had a customer with almost the exact opposite

And I'm bloody sure she's not the only one. And as in your story, even tech knowledgable types will have been caught out by such Microsoft moronic stupidity

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Re: Concepts are hard to understand

The Excel Lock and Protect thing strikes me as being fairly surreal.

By default everything is locked. Except that in practical terms nothing is locked. Not until you set "Protect" as well.

So to actually protect, say, a formula, you have to unlock everything else and then protect the document. With a concomitant risk of forgetting one of those stages and sitting scratching your head wondering why the thing can't be edited where you need to /be protected from changes where they mustn't be changed..

Who thought that this made sense?

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Re: A little knowledge is a dangerous thing

User files, not settings. The data we work with. And this should never be tangled up with the software settings. Or even on the same partition.

I thought my 'nux files were on a separate partition. In fact though it's a few years since I used 'nux (MINT) I'd have sworn to it.

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Re: Concepts are hard to understand

I've never had any problem moving those locations (right click, location tab) to where I want them. But then I know where to find them to start with.

My home office files are on a separate drive. Partitioned with my sets of folders (T:|) My wife's (her initial:) family stuff (F:\) Photos(P:\) etc. etc.

And all the software seems happy to default to saving in these locations - though again it's a matter of knowing how to find the right settings' locations.

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Re: A little knowledge is a dangerous thing

This was my thought. Users should only be able to save stuff where it is meant to be saved. Presumably in this day and age on a network, in a network share. One dedicated to that person or that project or team as appropriate. Maybe even a personal folder for their own use, strictly at their own risk since that one won't be backed up and may even be on the local machine's spare space. But on the strict understanding that no work related files go in there -on pain of having the privilege removed and a disciplinary.

As to where Windows puts files. Madness. Buried in the C: drive in a concealed folder within "Documents and settings" as if user data was in some way equivalent to OS function and needed the same kind of access.

I assume built upon the misguided view that computing would all work by using desktop search to locate files. You'd type in "Johnson" and the files for the Johnson account would all appear. Some times it even works.

A tale of two dishwashers: Buy one, buy it again, and again

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At least if it comes in the post you can put it back in the post without a stamp...

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Re: "Are you liking our app?"

This is El reg. Out in the Real World (tm) people feel a terrible compulsion to complete these surveys and unless the product is truly grim, to err on the side of a positive review..

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Re: You laugh

I guess if you live in a part of a country where decent sized houses can be built for that kind of figure you can have enough spare space to fit two dishwashers. Sadly this is not a universal option.

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Re: All part of gullability testing

Sadly, not a new fad. Some 15 years ago it was built into the (then) National Professional Qualification for Headteachers and equivalent for Advisory teachers. And underlying it is a degree of management consultant pseudo-science that would take an entire industrial sized compost bin just to store the surface layers.

Beware the techie who takes things literally

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Re: bah humbug

capable of accessing the accumulated knowledge of the human race

Or rather, what Google/Microsoft(Bing) want to show you. Which is usually 300+ adverts for products that are dimly related to what you wanted to find out about and little or nothing about the actual subject you did want to learn about other then where it's sold.

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Re: Bad, Bad, Very Bad, Not Good

And the ultimate user, the company owner, had made a deliberate choice to direct the commission of software theft.

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Not even £10. £10 tax deductible for the company.

File suffixes: Who needs them? Well, this guy did

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No. Windows tells you what software is associated with that file.*

Which is often just the programme that Microsoft wants you to use. e.g. Edge browser. Assuming that there is a programme associated with that data file, of course, which there might not be if, for example, it's a stand-alone/portable application.

*Assuming it's a data file and not an executable of course. As in "Something-innocent.txt.exe.

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Re: file extensions

This stopped the installer as it checked all the files early on in the process and stopped when it couldn’t find one.

And presumably didn't report which one was missing/allow installer to locate it from elsewhere/skip installation if non-essential or already present.

Small rant coming.

Some years ago I stopped ever buying anything by HP. Because I'd had a printer. Which tried to upgrade its drivers and bloated software. And started the upgrade by removing all the previous files. Then failed to install the new ones because one of those previous files was still in situ. Nothing would remove that file. (With hindsight I should have booted into my PC with 'nux and then tried but this was many years ago now.) Nor would it allow me to install into a different location. Nor would it skip over that file and try with the existing one still in place. Which was particularly annoying because it had the same f****ing version number .

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Re: Lots of files with the same name

If it's desktop/start menu short cut icons you can still do this. It's in properties.

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Funnily enough in my amateur way that's been my thought for a long time.

Either file extension names are irrelevant or they need to be visible. And since some programmes save files with their own extensions/formats rather than a standard one, I find this essential. Photoshop ( Elements) defaults to a proprietary format. Which is fine until I need it in .JPG to organise or share. So I need to see which is which. My old camcorder used to save files with its own extension - which then had to be renamed to the normal one for that format before I could edit them. The format was standard, they just used a different extension in the machine!!!

IOW For me they are useful to see what kind of file I'm messing with - so why does Windows hide them from me?

Journalist won't be prosecuted for pressing 'view source'

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Re: There’s more than what meets the eye

I'd argue that you give conspirators too much credit. Yes, far too many MPs are idiots. But they are selected to stand for that seat by selection committees who are looking for someone to represent themselves. (Assuming that they even have the material to choose from). So it's not a question of foreign influence so much as that the Activists who make this choice are themselves idiots.

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Re: Winning a popularity contest does not make you an expert

It's not, to be frank, even their own popularity in most cases- in fact when it is in the UK they're often pretty good MPs too. - It's often just blind partisan factionalism. Places where a Tory will always/never get in, for example. And even a chimp wearing the right rosette would get elected.

Or where a far left Champagne Socialist will always get elected - possibly even if an ordinary member of the party might not.

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Re: The State changed its tune

Yes, this is often forgotten. The Pilgrims are usually portrayed as leaving for America to seek religious freedom. They were actually seeking the religious freedom to curtail other people's religious freedom.

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Re: How did this law ever get drafted

Maybe, but if you read those words and try to forget your technical skills and instead adopt the mindset of a career politician who's only skills are in getting people onside, who's eyes glaze over at the sound of anything technical and who has admin staff to do the keyboard stuff - you'd have a better idea how this sort of crap gets adopted.

Start with "access a computer". It sounds like something smart and technical- and certainly devious. Add "computer network". This sounds like some kind of espionage, probably involving (gasp) hacking and visions of green screens full of flashing numbers to bypass the access denied message. And all this is done "intentionally". Everyone knows that doing something intentionally has to be sinister because the public are all sheep who are meant to just do as we're told.

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Re: The State changed its tune

This does sound like a another extension of "What I want to believe must be true because I want to believe it". Otherwise known as "My Truth".

It seems prevalent in almost every public discourse

Comparing the descendants of Mandrake and Mandriva Linux

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Re: If Only ...

Which is fine. Accepting 'Nux as an OS of choice for a techie minority makes perfectly good sense. And indeed as an OS to underlie massive commercial organisations and even other OSes.

But there are still those here on El Reg who dream of a Windows free world in which Linux is on everyone's desktop and Microsoft is no more. And I have no problem with that concept. I'd be happy with it myself. But it won't happen when there are vast numbers of versions, every version is slightly different, they all have fanciful names and each has it's own forks with similar names.

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Re: If Only ...

See all the responses to that idea and then tell me that this year is the one that Linux will finally replace Microsoft Windows.