* Posts by Tom 38

4344 publicly visible posts • joined 21 Jul 2009

Has anyone lost 37 dope plants, Bolton cops nonchalantly ask on Facebook

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Re: Probably the bill themselves.

Probably making sure they weigh enough to be charged with intent to supply.

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Re: Does plod know?

You'd do that before planting them up in those size pots though.

Or so I've been told.

So unfair! Teachers know what’s happening on students' fondleslabs

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I can't write well - that's what attracted me to computers in the first place, I was fed up with my work being judged by its legibility rather than its quality.

Skills crisis? Not for long: More and more UK kids gain STEM quals

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Re: A-Level results

Hmm. Maths doesn't really change that much, so I'm dubious on this. In the late 90s, we prepared for our Maths A levels by doing past papers from the 50s onwards, all were on a par with the modern stuff. The older papers had less "hand holding" (eg, guiding you through the solution by asking intermediate questions), but A level questions don't have too much of that any way.

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SAS's research with The Tech Partnership suggests there will be approximately 56,000 job opportunities for big data professionals by 2020

Damnit, shouldn't have gone on that diet.

HTC caught storing fingerprints AS WORLD-READABLE CLEARTEXT

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Re: Broken Implementation

I'm not sure this would work. How does the hash work?

qv acoustic fingerprinting

Acoustic fingerprints are not bitwise fingerprints, which must be sensitive to any small changes in the data. Acoustic fingerprints are more analogous to human fingerprints where small variations that are insignificant to the features the fingerprint uses are tolerated. One can imagine the case of a smeared human fingerprint impression which can accurately be matched to another fingerprint sample in a reference database; acoustic fingerprints work in a similar way.

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Headmaster

Re: I wonder how many people will be bitten by these biometric shenanigans

I steal your phone from you I know what you look like and I have at least your phone number.

Grammar pedant - is this a threat, or am I supposed to insert the words "If", "then" and "will" in the appropriate places? If the former, slightly concerned about leaving work without first putting on a disguise.

Get thee behind me, Satanic mills! Robert Owen's Scottish legacy

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Re: Social agenda

Just what are Bill Gates, Warren Buffet, Global Corporates et al waiting on before redistributing all that wealth in order to help create a flatter, more rounded pyramid.

Funny couple of names you've chosen there. Bill Gates has a charitable foundation with $40 billion in endowments (and has pledged to donate the remaining 95% of his wealth on death), to which Warren Buffet has pledged to give 99% of his Berkshire Hathaway shares by or on his death (he's already donated >$10 billion).

A market economy creates some lopsided payoffs to participants. The right endowment of vocal chords, anatomical structure, physical strength, or mental powers can produce enormous piles of claim checks (stocks, bonds, and other forms of capital) on future national output. Proper selection of ancestors similarly can result in lifetime supplies of such tickets upon birth. If zero real investment returns diverted a bit greater portion of the national output from such stockholders to equally worthy and hardworking citizens lacking jackpot-producing talents, it would seem unlikely to pose such an insult to an equitable world as to risk Divine Intervention

Buffoon in 999 call: 'Cat ate my bacon and I want to press charges'

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Re: Not just meat

I have known 2 cats who steal cheese if given half a chance.

Do they use it in the mouse traps?

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Joke

Re: Too polite

Ahh, economy sausages - for when its hard to make both ends meat.

Vive le Act Patriotique: Liberté, égalité, fraternité, pick any two. No, not those

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Joke

Le Charteur des Snoopeurs would allow spies to use International Mobile Subscriber Identity catchers to hoover up telephone data, and access emails and online communications of anyone suspected of being linked to terrorism without a court order.

Hah, so I just need to get some court ordered terrorism, and they won't be able to do JACK to me.

Are you a Tory-voting IT contractor? Congrats! Osborne is hiking your taxes

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Re: I will be worse off

The article didn't mention that as freelance consultants we don't get sick pay either.

Freelance consultants work for their own companies, so if you are unhappy with the amount of sick pay that you have negotiated with yourself, take your self aside for a quiet drink and talk it through until both you and yourself are content with the perks and remuneration that you get for working for yourself.

NSPCC: Two nonces nailed by cops every day

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Re: Nonce?

A "nonce" in cryptology is an arbitrary number made up and used once in a particular communication.

I would hope that there are nonces at all levels of government by now, they surely have 2FA...

HSBC takes Twitter tongue-lashing over failure to offer Apple Pay

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HSBC rather shot themselves in the foot

I'm an HSBC customer, on the morning that Apple Pay launched in the UK they emailed all of us to tell us that Apple Pay was was here...

Coming later in July. A new way to pay with an HSBC debit or credit card using Apple Pay.

Enjoy the benefits of an HSBC debit or credit card using Apple Pay.

Apple Pay will change how you pay with breakthrough contactless payment technology and unique security features built into iPhone 6, Apple Watch, iPad Air 2 and iPad mini 3. So you can pay in an easy, secure and private way.

Thank you for your continued loyalty to HSBC.

I guess this was "getting out in front of an issue", by telling everyone you have an issue and waiting for it all to hit the fan

Hey, Spotify! Why do you internet companies hate competition?

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Re: Oh look...

Apple Music arrives on Android in the Fall, as announced at WWDC.

Reddit CEO U-turn: Site no longer a bastion of free speech – and stop posting so much hate

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Re: Not really thought about it before.

Thanks for sharing.

China wants to build a 200km-long undersea tunnel to America

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Headmaster

China has a number of ambitions train projects in the pipeline, including a 270mph maglev from Shanghai airport to the city

Not in the pipeline, it exists and has done for many years. It doesn't get right in to the city, its terminal is about a 15 minute tube ride from Huangpu, but it is super cool. There's a big digital speedometer in the middle of each carriage that ticks up to (when I rode it) 420 km/h. It doesn't even seem like you are going that fast until you look out of the window and see the city just flying by, at which point I started to get a bit freaked out on the banking turns...

If I go back I think I would get a day pass ticket, because just riding it to the airport is too brief - as soon as I got there I wanted to ride it back to the city and then back again, but my plane was waiting :(

Les Américains order a MEEELLION doughnuts ... from French baker

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Re: My head exploded.

I think this is the same as "slider" burgers. It looks incomprehensible, surely they'd be more in to half pounders, but no, they just eat 24 tiny slider burgers.

Security world chuckles at Hacking Team’s 'virus torrent' squeals

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Selling malware to governments == good, selling malware to individuals == FBI's Most Wanted

Ban encryption now!

</sarcasm>

BT: Let us scrap ordinary phone lines. You've all got great internet, right?

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Re: Legalese

If, for example, BT we're going to provide the "voice" service to a new customer using a fibre connection at the same price instead of a copper connection, would we still be insisting on them laying copper too?

No, and we don't. Where BT supply FTTH, they do not and will not supply a copper POTS phone line to your house. Your only option is to have a "Fibre Home Phone", which is backed by a battery in your premises.

They already do this, and consider this fulfilling USO.

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I don't understand this at all. BT will never provide my flat with a POTS connection*, because it has FTTH. The only phone connection that BT will ever provide me with is a "BT Fibre Phone", which has a battery back up.. so if the fibre is down, or the battery gives up the ghost, no phone line.

* Not that I want one. Mobile is fine for me, and BT FTTH isn't as good or cheap as the other FTTH plumbed in to my flat.

Indie review of UK surveillance laws: As you were, GCHQ

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Re: The four

Or just go back to our Victorian era sensibilities, where you could get an ounce of morphine from your local chemist if you so desired, and dispense with our outdated 20th century fascination with American influenced puritanical views that someone else knows best what you should and should not be putting in to your bodies.

Facebook ditches HTML mobe future in favour of Zuck-style JavaScript

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Joke

Re: Java != JavaScript

The snappiness is down to limiting headlines to 68 characters

Using leather in 'leccy cars is 'unTesla', rages vegan shareholder

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Re: Unless your grid is entirely coal based

IC powered cars only ever get worse as they age.

It's not like batteries and bearings don't degrade.

Online identity woes can only be solved through the medium of GIF

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I'm amazed no-one at any point in the setup of this Global Identity Foundation said "Hey guys, wait a minute, our acronym is going to be confusingly similar to something most tech people already use". They have so many choices of words, but they came up with "GIF". They could have gone French, and been "Fondation Mondiale Identité" (or basically the same in Spanish), but noooo.

PS: I know I'm totally missing the point, but with GIFs I can get a little animated... boom boom

ISIS command post obliterated after 'moron' jihadi snaps a selfie, says US Air Force

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Re: Why do we tell them this?

Military Intelligence?

Adrian: Once again we've got our friend from military intelligence. Can you tell us what you've found out about the enemy since you've been here?

Adrian as Gomer: We found out that we can't find them. They're out there, and we're having a major difficulty in finding the enemy.

Adrian: Well, what do you use to look for them?

Adrian as Gomer: Well, we ask people, 'Are you the enemy? And whoever says yes, we shoot them. [Pause] It's very difficult to find a Vietnamese man named Charlie. They're all named Nyugen or Doh or things like that. It's very difficult for me.

It's FREE WINDOWS 10 time: 29 July is D-Day, yells Microsoft

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Re: Windows 10?

Pre SP1, XP was anything but good. I'd say fuckawful, actually. No security by default, firewall turned off, IE6 doing its awful, awful thing

People have such short memories, when IE 6 first came out, it was fucking amazing - when compared to all the different vagaries of IE 5, 5.01, 5.1, 5.2 and 5.5. I swear to god, each one of them required a different hack to get right. Firefox (or as we called it back then, Phoenix), didn't really exist yet apart from a beta that no-one other than us geeks used, and we still had to support Netscape 4.

Early XP was 2k with some extra candy, which was nice as 2k was NT 4 with USB and some candy.

People still used 98 and ME for gods sake. Some perspective before denigrating XP!

Naked cyclists take a hard line on 'aroused' protest participant

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Makes perfect sense to me, he's saying it's fine to run around with a gun, as long as it is concealed.

Wait, that's not right.

The 'echo chamber' effect misleading people on climate change

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"Convicted criminal"

I have no opinion on the gent, or the blogs he funds, but he was only convicted of circumventing ridiculous online gambling laws. These seem to exist only to ensure that online gambling "takes place" in places where the politicos get kickbacks can tax it properly.

Windows 10 won't help. The PC biz is doomed, DOOMED, I TELL YOU

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Re: Lack of trust

It's not lack of trust, its that operating systems (in general) used to be cack, and so we all waited anxiously for the next one that might not be cack. Since W7, there is little to no need to upgrade for any reason other than planned obsolescence by the OS manufacturer, eg artificially limiting what features of D3D are available for a given OS.

Creationist: The Flintstones was an accurate portrayal of Dino-human coexistence

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Ah, memories of my first car, a Ford Fiesta with a dodgy alternator. Never stopped it with my feet, but it often needed its initial power with my feet..

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Re: Got any more from this loon?

Darwin wrote 'A Book', too

But we don't revere his scripture, or think that it contains all the answers we will ever need.

Windows and OS X are malware, claims Richard Stallman

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Re: Shut it you tedious old windbag

"Free" in FOSS does not mean "zero money cost". It means "free of encumberances". Meaning, you *must* publish the source code when distributing binaries.

Free of encumbrances, apart from the one you mention in the next sentence?

BSD is FOSS, and doesn't have that encumbrance, and is used for the greatest and most widely shared software developments of the past 40 years. The internet wouldn't exist without BSD.

The main thing I dislike about Stallman and his devotees is that they think that only GPL is FOSS, and that any other license is a mistake. Being more free and reusable is a bad thing in their eyes.

Wheely, wheely mad: Petrolheads fume over buggy Formula One app

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Re: Hmmm?

How on earth can you follow it on an app?

I don't buy the app any more, partly because the app being shit is not a new thing, but mainly because F1 is less interesting (you didn't know who was going to win or why), and the reasons are simple - the app gives you data which you can follow to see what is going to happen. Watching on TV just lets you know what the excitable gents in the commentary box think from the TV footage that the event producer thinks is worth showing on TV at the time.

It doesn't tell you where the other cars are, it doesn't tell you what sector times the guy in 14th who has just put on the soft tyres has, or allow you to infer what would happen if the guy in 2nd did that right now. If you're a fan of a team other than the ones currently on top, you can track what they are doing, how their sector times compare to their best, when they should be coming in to pit, what tyre they should put on, will they be switching to a different strategy...

The app can be used to follow a race, if you can't watch it in any way, but mainly it is a way to better enjoy the experience of watching the race by giving you more data. When I did have the app, I never used it if I wasn't also watching the race.

mSpy: We haven't been breached. Customers: Oh yes you have

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Re: mSpy statement

Yes but in other news: MSpy admits hacking and data theft

Ahh, BBC. Hacking is downloading a file using wgetin putty. Would it still be hacking if they showed the same thing in chrome?

Must have got Rory to advise on the story.

Zuck can EFF off: Internet.org is SO NOT the INTERNET

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Re: EFF = Extremely Foolish Fraudsters

AC is 100% right, EFF are only representing their interests, which are free and open access to information.

The bastards.

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Yep, this is why you never see adverts for Coca-Cola and Marlboro in poor countries. Oh wait...

Ofcom: Oi, BT! Don't be greedy – feed dark fibre to your rivals

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Stupid question here but why aren't 'the rivals' investing in dark fibre networks of their own...

My guess is because BT is able to deploy dark fibre much cheaper thanks to all the ducting...

Dark fibre == fibre you have installed that is not lit with communications. If you install fibre and are using it, its just called fibre.

BT installed masses of fibre throughout their network that is not lit up, because installing a bundle of fibre cores is similar in cost to deploying a single fibre, and only lit up what they needed, eg 8 cores out of 48.

This is to mandate them to allow other communication providers to light up the cores that BT are not using at a rate that is considered "fair", rather than forcing those providers to buy IP services from BT at whatever rate BT think they can get away with.

Right Dabbsy my old son, you can cram this job right up your BLEEEARRGH

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Re: There are times when Starbucks is the best choice

customer retention increases x% if staff use the customers names. In America. I can't speak for America (probably very similar, Americans aren't stupid) but in Europe it feels invasive, creepy and insincere.

I don't drink the black stuff, but I do buy a sandwich each day. I couldn't give a fuck if the people serving me remember my name (and I'm certainly not telling them), but I do like it when they remember enough that I like the mayonnaise on the bottom slice, then the chicken, bit of bacon on top and then the salad without me having to tell them every day.

I'd probably start going to a different store if they started asking my name...

Windows 10 to MELT YOUR BRAIN and TAKE OVER YOUR LIFE

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Re: notoriously addictive?

Precisely why I flat refuse to buy any game that is "free" and then demands micro payments for even incremental progress.

I still haven't really forgiven Valve for TF2 - it was a great game, but it required skill. People don't like acquiring skill, so they "re-balanced" the game, and made upgrade items that basically meant you couldn't compete with someone who has the super duper set of items when you just have the stock items.

Reddit: Gonna SCRUB these TROLLS right outa my hair

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...no immediately noticeable impact on more than 99.99 per cent of our users

So there are roughly 400 users they want to ban?

Election? Pah. Here's the REAL question: Who’s the SEXIEST MP?

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Data discrepancies

Seems you can be on that site if you were ever an MP, as "Louise Bagshawe" stopped being an MP many years ago.

Lies, damn lies and election polls: Why GE2015 pundits fluffed the numbers so badly

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Re: "Ashamed Labourite"

Au contraire. In 1997, to the dismay of many of his Labour colleagues, Gordon Brown stuck to the Conservative spending plans for the next 2 years.

Government spending, sure. Have you never heard of PFI, whose purpose it is to take public spending off-book, so you can say "Hey, we're not spending much", all the while pushing the problems, oooh, 18 years down the line?

These bankrupt hospitals, they all had large injections of PFI cash post 97, and we're still paying for it.

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FAIL

Re: Labour

as people went to vote they remembered Tony Blair, and Gordon Brown thought ah that David Miliband

Well done for paying attention to who was in the red corner...

Backwaters in rural England getting non-BT gigabit broadband

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Re: Gigabit home internet? Crikey!

I have gigabit, I have trouble saturating for more than a few seconds at a time, but saturating it is not the point - I can stream content at decent bitrates from home to my mobile devices (well, when Three play ball), I can play video games without worrying about any latency issues at all (1ms ping ftw), and cancelled my "hobby" colo box and replaced it with a small box in a cupboard.

I have lower latency to $JOBs colo than I do when I am actually at $JOB. I can video conference with 8+ people in HD without having the annoying dropouts that others do, and all of this means that I can spend more time working from home, since I only have to go in to $JOB when I have face-to-face meetings.

BT actually wired and lit my flat for FTTP, but their FTTP offerings are lame lame lame - artificially asynchronous and limited to 300Mb/30Mb, when what comes in to the Openreach box is 1.2Gbps. Plus, it is (was?) £15 more a month.

GCHQ puts out open recruitment call for 'white hat' hackers

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Re: While the salary is attractive

£28k is attractive? Please don't move to London.

Swedish Supreme Court keeps AssangeTM in Little Ecuador

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I find this fascinating. What if someone (a member of the public) gained entrance and forcibly removed him?

We found the same thing very non-amusing when it happened 4 years ago in Iran.

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Wikipedia != Wikileaks

They are both run by obsequious middle aged men, just different ones.

Telstra builds trans-continental land bridge for data

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I was going to moan about how slow 40ms is for that distance, then I checked the distance - I forget how big Australia actually is.

Light travels go at the speed of light (funny that), but bounces all round the fibre instead of going straight, roughly add 50% to the distance to account for that, giving a total travel time of approximately 20ms.

The distance is probably longer than I've calculated, fibre doesn't travel as the crow flies, but its in the ballpark. For comparison, London to NY is routinely about 60ms and is about 40% further (5500 km vs 3900 km).

ish.