* Posts by Tom 38

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Paranoid Android reboots itself with new Android 10 builds

Tom 38

Re: Slipping differential?

Its the little things I miss, my old Oneplus2 running LineageOS had an option to turn on/off the flashlight by holding down the power button - super handy at night time. No such option in EMUI :/

Amazon assembles team of boffins, devs, project managers and more to figure out mass coronavirus testing

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Re: Maybe they should research.....

This isn't the Daily Mail, he didn't earn anything, the alleged value of his shares went up.

Don't Zoom off elsewhere: Google plugs video-chat service Meet into Gmail as user eyes start wandering

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We've used both, Meet has much lower video quality than Zoom. Doesn't make too much difference for video, but for screen sharing Zoom is so much crisper and cleaner than Meet.

Honor MagicBook 14: Nice keyboard and ports aplenty – but with a webcam forever fixed on all of your chins

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Re: Sure, USB-C is way more versatile

When I'm using a laptop on my lap, I don't need to plug things in to it. But yes, my laptop use is usually in 3 places, at a desk at work, at a desk at home, or in a meeting. The battery lasts 5 hours, so it doesn't need charging much. I do take the charger (which is not USB-C) with me if I'm travelling, or going to be in workshops all day. I find the i9, 64GB RAM and 1TB of nvme is sufficient for most things I've needed so far - certainly thrashes my personal desktop, which I haven't updated since 2014.

My main monitor is a 4k 43", which is a bit big for even my fat arse.

I do agree about the escape key, as a vim user its probably the 3rd most hit key; there is enough space around the keyboard on the laptop to have a real escape key rather than those pathetic half height keys. Same for the cursor keys on the laptop in TFA, why do that to the up/down?

Tom 38

Re: Sure, USB-C is way more versatile

USB-C on laptops is pointless.

I think its the best fucking thing since fucking itself. I have one cable that I plug in to my laptop, it goes to a USB-C dock that has two monitors, GbE, all the USB bits I need plugged in to it (including two more USB-C ports), and it charges the laptop at the 130W it needs. USB-C + TB3 is fucking ace, beats any proprietary dock system hands down.

Might not solve your needs, I've yet to find a situation where I think "God, I wish I had to plug 5 different things in to my laptop".

As Amazon's stock price soars and Bezos adds to his billions, affiliates face massive cuts in their commissions

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Re: Time for a new "AA"

Oh boo-fucking-hoo. Yeah, lets go back to £8 for mail order delivery and wait 28 days, that was fucking awesome.

Amazon is a more efficient retailer than other retailers - in every stage of the process. Why should we give a monkey's rectum about whether this is putting Yodel/DPD out of business?

Not paying "enough" tax? Change the stupid tax rules. Don't hate the player, hate the game.

Ever worked in a warehouse? I have, Amazon's look like nirvana compared to some of the shitholes I've worked in. Automate that shit and replace it all with robots? - awesome, more efficient shopping, more jobs for robot technicians. No-one is crying that there are no jobs for chimney sweeps anymore.

Let the downvotes flow.

Already in final beta? That's Madagascar: Ubuntu 20.04 'Focal Fossa' gets updated desktop, ZFS support

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Thumb Up

Well done - for our American cousins, that name is pronounced "Sin-gin Ming Bow-shomp" of "Burr-fam Wooster-sheer".

I also like "Happisburgh" in Norfolk, pronounced "Hays-boro".

Tom 38

Re: ZFS is for dedicated file-servers

File server, database server, desktop - you always want your disk cache to use all your available RAM. ZFS does use a separate cache from the default linux block cache, but if you are using only ZFS or ZFS + small boot drive, that's not really relevant, its not putting things in to both block cache and ZFS's cache.

ZFS's cache is called ARC (Adaptive Read Cache). If you really want to, there is one tunable to set to control the maximum size of your ARC, however (as the name suggests), its an adaptive cache - with pressure it will adapt and shrink as you require more RAM for applications.

If you have spinning disks and want to accelerate reads from them, you can attach an SSD and tell ZFS that this is an additional cache - a Level 2 ARC (L2ARC) - and anything that gets ejected from ARC will be written to L2ARC.

1 GB per TB is a rule of thumb sizing for enabling dedupe. Don't enable dedupe, its only really useful for fileservers where you are storing multiple copies of the same sort of thing, like backups of different machines.

Bose shouts down claims that it borked noise cancellation firmware to sell more headphones

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Re: Home visits

Bose sell very expensive things, and have to have good customer service or people wouldn't stick around and keep buying expensive things.

A while ago we bought some Bose sleep pods for a lot of money (~£250). When they worked, they were exceptional - alas, they rarely worked. We contacted Bose after about a month, and they provided a free return, and refunded us for them. A couple of months after that, they emailed to say that they just couldn't get the tech working on these sleep pods, and anyone who bought them at any point was free to return them for a full refund.

So - a little annoying that the tech didn't live up to expectations, but pretty amazed at that level of customer support. I bet we've all had tech that has disappointed, but I've rarely encountered a manufacturer that would care (after statutory periods have expired).

Absolutely everyone loves video conferencing these days. Some perhaps a bit too much

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Re: Good articles... bad sites

C64 are hot, but not that hot. Cracking demos scene though, what they could do with 64 kilobytes and 0.985 MHz was insane.

Tom 38

Re: Paris... now Hovercraft

Did he spill the wine?

BOFH: Will the last one out switch off the printer?

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Re: Methane Explosion

Going for an English

Tom 38

I did cheat once.

It was explained to me that Monopoly is a capitalism simulation, and so its fine to cheat as long as you don't get caught.

Intel's 10th-gen Core family cracks 5GHz barrier with H-series laptop processors

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Flame

As someone with last years chip, yep, get used to seeing:

mce: CPU1: Package temperature above threshold, cpu clock throttled (total events = 496261)

in syslog a lot - and it will only be quiet when you're not really using it, otherwise that fan is going nineteen to the dozen.

Huawei P40 pricing is in step with previous P-series efforts – but flagship lacks the apps punters have come to expect

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Re: They need to get Google back ASAP

HSBC's app is how you generate a HOTP MFA token in order to access your accounts, so without the app all I could do is look at the login page in my browser.

Amazon says it fired a guy for breaking pandemic rules. Same guy who organized a staff protest over a lack of coronavirus protection

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Stop

1 simple rule for employee action

If you want to be annoying to your employer, don't do things that give them cause, or they won't be your employer any more.

Huawei signs non-aggression patent pact with membership of Open Invention Network

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Re: "What of the company's controversial status today?"

Lots of people are saying that every Huawei phone exported is first sent to Wuhan, where 3 people cough on it and then a Pangolin licks it, I've heard.Smart people, the best people. You won't hear this in the Fake News.

Here's what Europeans are buying amid the COVID-19 lockdown – aside from heaps of pasta and toilet paper

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Re: Lost post

So confused for a bit, I was thinking "Do RM (Research Machines) sell lamps now? Wow."

How many days of carefree wiping do you have left before life starts to look genuinely apocalyptic? Let's find out

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Some of us always have to walk to the shops, plus the amount of extra space in your typical London flat doesn't give much room for hoarding. We can get about 5 days worth of food (45 meal portions) of fresh food in our fridge + freezer, and got damn lucky about 2 weeks ago and got a delivery slot booked with Asda next week.

London top tips: corner stores have stock of the things that you need, its just damn expensive... and sometimes weird. Our current toilet paper has Raymond Brigg's The Snowman on it, every wipe has that (now literal) shit eating grin staring at you.

♫♫♫ We're wiping in the loo...

'Social distancing champ' Linus Torvalds releases Linux 5.6, tells devs to put health before next release

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Boffin

Re: Whatever for?

Am I missing something?

Hi, all outraged of Tunbridge Wells posters. The support is so you can boot linux on an amazon echo speaker, thus getting rid of anything Amazon have put on there and using it for whatever you want to do.

Its not for connecting an echo speaker to a linux machine, its for making an echo speaker into a linux machine (well, it already is a linux machine, but this is one you can tinker with).

Original echo speaker only iirc.

Call for netizens to demand scraped pics from Clearview, ML weather forecasts, and Star Trek goes high def with AI

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Sorry to say, your likeness is not copyrighted. The copyright of a photo is held by the person taking the photograph, unless that person is a Celebes crested macaque.

You do have "image rights", but that is more about your right to present your "image" or "brand" publicly. Since Clearview aren't doing that with the image, that wouldn't apply.

Stick with the GDPR claims, its much more solid.

Leaving Las Vegas... for good? IT industry conference circuit won't look the same on other side of COVID-19 pandemic

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If you need it, you spend the time and money on Laptops, of course. If you don't strictly need it, giving out Chromebooks and letting employees RDP into their desktops can be cheaper, more secure, and retain all the benefits of desktops (low cost, better security, better ergonomics, better performance, etc.)

Respectfully, that is a load of old bollocks. Don't give people laptops, but give them chromebooks? What? Anyone not equipping office staff with laptop and docks is insane. Laptops + docks give all the niceties of a desktop - big screen, nice keyboard and mouse, expansion - but you can pick up your computer and take it to a meeting. You can work from home with it. You can swap desks on a whim to work with the right colleague. Office moves become simpler and easier to manage. You can (recent news) switch to fully working from home without too much bother. Disk encryption? Automated. Since your staff don't need t o be in the office all the time, they won't be and suddenly you don't need 15% of your in-office seats. Do you know how much office space costs in London, New York or SF? Its a lot more than a few laptops.

The downsides of a laptop are cost (but laptops at the end of a cycle still have value, compare that with your landfill desktop), performance (but not so much anymore), upgrade ability (in 15 years, I can count on one hand the number of desktops that have been upgraded - if someone needs more, they get a new machine).

I think you would have to work in a very specialized niche to require a desktop these days. Sales people don't need it, data entry don't need it, accounts don't need it, IT don't need it, marketing don't need it.

My work laptop is currently plugged in to my home dock, I'm typing on a mechanical keyboard, I've got two 4k screens attached to it, i9 processor, 64 GB RAM, 1TB nvme. I don't do any ML work, but its got a CUDA capable GPU, and I could plug in a GPU enclosure for more CUDA cores if I needed it. Dell will spec this laptop with Xeon processors and up to 128GB ECC RAM. You've got to be a special kind of snowflake these days to say that a laptop won't cut it for your workload.

Likes desktops for the ergonomics but thinks the best way to WFH is to RDP in to your desktop machine... so when the office is shut due to power problems, nae problem, everyone gets a day off?

BT providing free meals to coax its healthy customer support staff back into office as calls rocket amid pandemic

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I think the problem with WFH for BT call centre staff is that the system was designed by Crowley after he finished the M25 - its not meant to actually do anything for your account, just drive you slowly insane whilst transferring you from phone to phone until they find a department you need to speak to that has already shut for the day. I believe it is meant to induce either violence against small animals, increased alcohol consumption, or suicide - perhaps all three.

Unless you want sales, in which case the phone is answered on the 3rd ring and everything is possible, just let me get your address and account details...

True story, I moved flat and the new place had an Openreach FTTP box all lit up and waiting for a router to plug in to it. I had the router, BT had the fibre, all they needed to do was activate the line so that the router could authenticate. 4 weeks of phone calls, pleading, transferring departments, sending me 3 different BT HomeHubs - no-one could enable the line. Eventually I got them to send me return boxes for the hubs, and a cheque for the month of no service (I cancelled the direct debit, I did not trust them to not take more money without providing a service). Hyperoptic is much better anyway, I just needed to wait for one of their engineers to have time to run an extension from the hallway into my flat, instant gigabit :)

Hailing frequencies open, sir... America's Space Force hurls its first military comms satellite into Earth's orbit

Tom 38

Re: Space Patrol

The Muppet's "Pigs in Space" made more sense..

World's smallest violin to be played for opportunistic sellers banned from eBay and Amazon for price gouging

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Re: "filters were in place"

I'm not even sure how much panic buying went on, the problem in the cities is that they suddenly said to millions of people who have 2-3 days of food and supplies most of the time that they need 14 days worth of supplies.

Take the local supermarket in our neighbourhood, it has space for maybe 100 packs of toilet roll, 100kg of flour, etc but serves a neighbourhood of 20k people. Never going to work great.

It's time to track people's smartphones to ensure they self-isolate during this global pandemic, says WHO boffin

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Re: How about only votes from those who have dealt with all those health system..

Because socialized system never have any real surge capacity. You need a medical insurance supported system for that. As you will all discover the hard way in the UK in the next few weeks.

!remindme 1 year

I want to be reminded how wrong a person can be.In the amazing medical insurance supported system right now, nurses are sewing together their own PPE - sounds like perfection.

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Re: Naomi Klein

the US senate has this morning vetoed the $1.8Tn (yes trillion) emergency package because $500Bn was controlled by the treasury dept as a bail out fund re-election slush fund.

FTFY

Your Agile-built IT platform was 'terrible', Co-Op Insurance chief complained to High Court

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Re: Erm

That sounds like a waterfall approach in many ways

Yes, but with more meetings, standups and retrospectives and "games"!

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Black hole quasar tsunamis moving at 46 million miles per hour

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how often have we humans witnessed what could be alien sightings but there is no evidence of any planets with life forms in our solar system

Certainly not intelligent life.

Netflix starts 30-day video data diet at EU's request to ensure network availability during coronavirus crisis

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Re: Why hasn't ...

Net neutrality says that a carrier cannot treat traffic differently depending on its source, whilst this is a provider reducing the traffic that they emit - its not even remotely similar.

It's like the loons who get suspended by twitter "But mah free speech!" - you have the right to free speech, but you don't have free platform.

The show Musk go on: Tesla defies Silicon Valley coronavirus lockdown order, keeps Fremont factory open

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Re: Let me get this straight

Its very infectious because of the long period where you are asymptomatic but still infectious. Even if the mortality rate actually was 1% (in Italy, its currently 7.9%), then if you have widespread infection - lets say to the base point where you start getting herd immunity to a disease, 60%), you'd be looking at roughly 2 million dead in the US.

Of course, if you did get to those levels - around 200 million infected - then the death rate would be astronomically higher, because there is absolutely no way to treat that many people. If the number of people requiring hospitalisation exceeds the number of ventilators/staff available, then the mortality rate of the excess is going to be more like 100% - the reason they are hospitalised is because they require ventilators to stay alive.

Sennheiser Momentum True Wireless 2 earbuds: They're good – though for close to £300, they really should be

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Re: Waxy build-up

When I had this complaint a few years ago I called up the GP to ask for an appointment to be "syringed", and got told that if I hadn't been putting olive oil drops in my ear twice daily for a month then I could get lost.

European electric vehicle sales surged in Q4 2019 but only accounted for wafer-thin slice of total car purchases

Tom 38

Re: Real low cost electric cars

Now there's a car

It's considered as a "Heavy Quadricycle", which actually has to follow the same regulations as a trike moped. So maybe not a car :)

Borklays soz for the ailing ATMs but won't say if fix involved a Microsoft invoice

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Re: What makes you think it's Windows 7 ?

Because its the same class of machine as in the original story, linked in the article, which were putting up screens saying "Your Windows 7 PC is out of support"

Resellers facing 'months' of delays for orders to be fulfilled. IT gathers dust on docks as coronavirus-stricken China goes back to work

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Re: Just an FYI

The majority of infections are mild and go unreported - only those actually tested get into the headline figure. Ignoring this increases the headline mortality rate.

This argument does not fill me with joy. The argument goes like this: "Only the serious cases get reported, so the actual death rate is lower than N(deaths)/N(cases), this isn't much worse than flu". It's specious, because people with flu, in general, do not go to the doctor and get reported as "having flu" either - because there is naff all they can do for you.

Most people have immune systems with experience of flu, meaning that a lot of the people exposed to flu do not catch flu. People have no such experience of covid-19, so we can expect to see a higher proportion of people who are exposed to it actually catching it, compared to the flu.

I saw some terrible right wing memes today, worst was "I eat my sandwiches with dirty hands from working, do you think I'm scared of some flu?"...

Appareils électroniques: Right to repair gets European Commission backing

Tom 38

Re: My wishlist

All laptop computer power supplies may not use the USB-C port for charging.

Need to change that to "must".

Let's Encrypt: OK, maybe nuking three million HTTPS certs at once was a tad ambitious. Let's take time out

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Re: Alternative universe?

Not really a company, it doesn't sell anything and is a non profit run by ISRG for the betterment of the internet, relying on sponsors for income.

As Australia is gripped by bog roll shortage, tabloid says: Here, fill your dunny with us

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Re: Bog Roll/TP Shortage?

The logic goes like this:

I'm safe at home

I can catch disease from the people outside

If I've already got the disease, I can't go outside

What if no-one delivers more toilet paper to shops because they're all sick

I don't like wiping my butt with my hand

I'm going to buy 3 months of toilet roll

Do like the Romans I say, have a nice sponge and give it a good wash afterwards.

It has been 15 years, and we're still reporting homograph attacks – web domains that stealthily use non-Latin characters to appear legit

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Joke

Homoglyphs are DISGUSTING

This is not the brexit I voted for.

Spider-eyed Lite version of Huawei flagship flies out before actual P40 launch event

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Re: Target market

The camera on on Huawei 9 lite is crap even when compared to an old galaxy S7. The 10 lite is much better but still not as good as the ancient by comparison Samsung.

P9 lite - Launched April 2016, $200

S7 - Launched March 2016, $670

Why are you talking about these old phones? This is about the P40 lite.

Auf wiedersehen, pet: UK Deutsche Bank contractors plan to leave rather than take 25% pay cut for IR35 – report

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I had emergency surgery last year and wasn't able to work for a month.

No work = No pay).

That sort of risk.

Then your boss (you) sucks for not paying you sick pay. You can't just take the pros and complain about the cons, your contracting rate should include cover for when you're unable to work, holidays etc. If you think permies have a better deal, then why be a contractor?

Please check your data: A self-driving car dataset failed to label hundreds of pedestrians, thousands of vehicles

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Re: Self driving car image training

Recaptcha is a google project for using humans to train AIs. They used it to improve their OCR for google books, street signs for google maps streetview, and now they use it to train waymo for autonomous driving.

Looker that price tag: Google closes on $2.6bn acquisition of data analytics biz after all-clear from competition bods

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Google bought Motorola for $12.5bn only to sell it off for a paltry £2.9bn

This is misleading. When Google bought Moto, the price was due to a bidding war for access to Moto's patents. When Google sold Moto on, they did so without these patents, in other words, without the thing that made it worth $12.5bn. Don Harrison, Google's VP of M&A said:

I think the Motorola transaction has been a success for us. Financially, we bought the asset for $12.5 billion. It had $3 billion in cash; we were able to sell the Home division for $2.5 billion; we ended selling the handset division for $3 billion. There were some other tax assets as well. When you work through the math, you realize we spent between $2.5 billion and $3.5 billion for the patent assets. At the time, the nearest comparable transaction was the Nortel patent auction where Microsoft and Apple teamed up to buy that asset for $4.5 billion. And there’s a good argument that the Motorola patent portfolio is a better portfolio.

US govt accuses four Chinese army soldiers of hacking Equifax and siphoning 145m Americans' personal info

Tom 38

Re: Grand Jury...

Why not just have an independent judiciary and let a judge decide whether a case is without merit and should be dismissed?

Hear, hear: The first to invent idiot-cancelling headphones gets my cash

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Re: Why 99 smartphones and not, say, a round 100?

"99 with a flake in it" is a kind of ice cream.

Hey GitLab, the 1970s called and want their sexism back: Saleswomen told to wear short skirts, heels and 'step it up'

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Sexist is still sexiest, even if it's coming from a woman dictating that they "step it up".

This is for a sales team. They all need to step it up, and be at their most attractive, because that's how sales works. The people they will be talking to that evening need to be persuaded that life would be so much better if you were riding their CI pipeline rather than that frumpy old Jenkins'.

This is how companies get money to pay coders to wear sweatshirts to work and not shave and still be paid good money.

What a terrible result from this year's Super Bowl. Can you believe it? Awful. Yes, we're talking about the tech ads

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Re: did not watch

I watched it on the BBC, which did it the entire game with no ad breaks (well, it is the BBC...) Every time that the host network (Fox?) would cut to commercial, we'd have a few minutes of analysis and exposition.

I quite enjoyed it. I'd tried to watch one of the championship games on Sky, which have ad breaks whenever the US have ad breaks, and found it just boring, more ads than sport.

Your mobile network broke the law by selling location data and may be fined millions... or maybe not, shrugs FCC

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Re: Answers below

they'll be on Double Secret Probation

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son

So you locked your backups away for years, huh? Allow me to introduce my colleagues, Brute, Force and Ignorance

Tom 38

Re: Pop music

Stop. Hammer Time

See this power button? You Cant Touch This.

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Re: Seen in the wild

Its the old joke, guy goes to mechanic with broken car. Mechanic sucks teeth for a minute, then pulls out a hammer and walks around the car. Finally he hits it once, hard and everything works again.

"£1000 please"

"What? But you just hit it once with a hammer!"

"£10 for hitting it with a hammer, £990 for knowing where to hit it"