* Posts by Hans 1

3797 publicly visible posts • joined 11 Aug 2009

What a meth: Elderly Melbourne couple sign for 20kg shipment of drugs, say cops

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Headmaster

Oh yeah, there was this story about Neil de Grasse Tyson and a jury, a court trying to get a guy for, 2000 mg of heroin or whatever .... Neil of course intervened: "Are you not trying to make 2 grams sound like some tonnage or something to the rest of the jury."

Apparently, poor Neil was not invited again ...

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Joke

Like the French police, they do not know how to count past 99 000 and so start again at 1 000.

#YellowVests

Microsoft promises to boil down its lengthy and confusing privacy controls… in 1,500-word announcement

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Holmes

I never got this Apple iTunes or Windows privacy bullshit I have to accept, anyway.

I have no means of checking whatever is written in these is true, and absolutely no reason to trust what is written is true.

Apple/Microsoft do not know where your data is going to, they can claim otherwise, but unless they open source their wares, they cannot prove it.

Extortionist hacks IT provider used by the stars of tech and big biz, leaks customer info after ransom goes unpaid

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Windows

Sermon of the greybeard

I know you have outdated business-critial software/hardware running in production, or some other 20 year old piece of custom-developed software that is encrypted, yeah, supports up to SSL 2.0 and the like ... sooner or later, Boris and his friends will come and get you.

Go FLOSS now, or regret it later ...

Hans 1
Happy

Re: News from 1999......

Scott McNealy said and wrote some stupid things, this was one of them. Actually, no, he was a visionary, if you have an iPhone, Adnoid, macOS or Windows 10, you have no privacy, get over it ... how could he know about Devuan back then ?

Docker made itself popular with devs. Now it has to make itself essential for biz. But how? Ah ha! Pay-as-you-go enterprise features

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I have used docker and lxd, what I like about docker, in theory, it can run Linux containers on macOS and Windows, now I do not really see the point of running Linux containers on a Mac in a VM, then again, it is pretty stable, and this cannot be written about Linux containers on Windows, well, no, you really cannot. Every other docker update breaks something new, Windows feature updates re-enable fast startup and that then causes you to have to restart docker after every shutdown or reboot, once docker has come up or it will list your containers and not allow you to connect to them. It uses HyperV which sucks, imho, it is dog slow. On Linux, docker is pretty solid as well and you do not need a VM, obviously, so all is good. LXD is really quite easy to setup and run as well, is Linux only, but honestly, docker on Windows is a waste, just too unstable, YMMV.

Boeing boss denies reports 737 Max safety systems weren't active

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Re: Not failover

Well, that is better, but, as I have said time and time again, two sensors is a SPOF and you do not want a SPOF on a civil aircraft.

The software adjustments are all nice and good, should have been default at delivery, I know hindsight, but come on ...

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Coat

Re: 2 big no-no's - if it's Boeing, I am NOT going!

There's nothing to indicate that 737-MAX is inherently unstable.

Well, does it or does it not have an annoying tendency to push up the nose without MCAS correction? This will inevitably stall the aircraft if the pilots do not intervene, hence why you want a third sensor, two sensors is a SPOF.

Hans 1
Boffin

2 big no-no's - if it's Boeing, I am NOT going!

1. The MAX should NEVER have been certified with the new engines, an inherently unstable aircraft might be acceptable for military fighters, NOT passenger jets.

2. A software system that has only two sensors is brain-dead, you need three, ok, then that software either "reacts to just one sensor" or "engages when sensors disagree" (two version of the symptoms I have heard up until now) is also brain-dead. IT SHOULD ALWAYS DISENGAGE IF IN DOUBT.

Oh dear. Secret Huawei enterprise router snoop 'backdoor' was Telnet service, sighs Vodafone

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Re: Sniffable

I have never seen an implementation of that RFC, did not even know it existed.

Ohhhh, the memories:

Theodore Ts'o, Editor

VA Linux Systems <------------------------

43 Pleasant St.

Medford, MA 02155

https://www.cnet.com/news/10-years-gone-the-va-linux-systems-ipo/

!!! Achtung !!! 90's feel to this website:

http://marc.merlins.org/linux/refundday/

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Re: Sniffable

At least Telnet is plain text and unencrypted. Wireshark will show exactly what commands are being sent,̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶b̶y̶ ̶w̶h̶o̶.̶

TFTFY

Daddy, are we there yet? How Mrs Gates got Bill to drive the kids to school

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I take my daughter to school and pick her up "every single day" by bicycle, except when I am travelling, very rare, and I am a guy. I see lots of guyz in front the school every morning, ok, we represent maybe 30%, so there are more women, but still.

Another aspect is, the French claim to live in the land of the bicycle, yet, only very few people bring their kids to school by bicycle.

We are just three, 2 guyz and a woman. Now, I know the US is a big place, but is this a normal distance to a school in the US, is there not anything closer by ? I dunno where they live, but that would be a long ride for a teen.

Fujitsu 'continues to bludgeon through' UK, Ireland job cuts – union

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Holmes

Re: Shame

Was the EMEA VP not @UniSYS ?

Switchzilla rolls out Wi-Fi 6 kit: New access points, switch for a standard that hasn't officially arrived

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Wifi 6, finally branding that the consumer will understand.

Microsoft lifts some Windows 10 blocks, checks its notifications and polishes some Python

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Re: I call BS..

(and no, I do not use social media messaging, Skype or WhatsApp - yes, I'm no fun at parties :) ).

You're the type of gal/guy I look for at parties ;-)

Eggheads confirm it's not a bug – the universe really is expanding 9% faster than expected

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Re: Saying God did it, with extra steps @ rich 11

Start off with Astrophysics for People in a Hurry, you can the delve into "Welcome to the Universe", for example ... There are many, many more good(*) books on the subject.

* we each have our own preferences, YMMV.

It's a great time to buy DRAM and NAND, not to sell – just ask SK Hynix

Hans 1

Re: Oversupply?

I bought a Sammy 1TB SSD for 130 euros, not bad, hey ?

Accenture sued over website redesign so bad it Hertz: Car hire biz demands $32m+ for 'defective' cyber-revamp

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Facepalm

Re: I don't want to come across all "both sides do it" (oh God!)...

"So you scratch our backs and we'll scratch yours"

Ok, so, whichever side you're on, in the end, who wins ? Nobody! Management will think internal IT are a bunch of morons, which they are, and the consultancy company will get a bad rep because they failed to deliver.

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Windows

Re: Where's the cars?

I was looking for a car to rent last year, I used the obvious search engines as well as looking at the offers on the sites and, Hertz site experience was abysmal, well beyond the worst experience .... "useless" is the adjective that comes to mind. I booked elsewhere, though I really wanted to book one of their southern German brand cars ... I felt they did not want my business, fine by me, saved quite a bit but was not impressed by the car I ended up driving ...

Hans 1

Well, you have speccs, you design to them - the base MUST be clear. Once you have the base, agile is best to implement any enhancements, changes etc.

That is my personal $0.02, YMMV, my projects DON"T fail, though ... agile is like everything, too much of the good stuff kills it, just like waterfall, in the long run, unsustainable.

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Holmes

Motto in software projects: always start small, add features later.

Rules in software projects:

1. once the speccs are done, and contract signed, NOTHING gets added

2. nothing goes live before all boxes are ticked.

3. changes are to implemented with agile-like methodology.

3.1 AGAIN, nothing goes live before all boxes are ticked, including any new features recently added.

3.2 goto 3.

Why Hertz decided going live with a website from hell is anyone's guess and they hired Accenture, which is enough evidence for me. Accenture is #SureToFail - it's the Craptita for the rest of us.

Micron's new 9300 SSDs are bigger, faster and simpler... which is nice

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Re: As they say at high end car dealerships...

For the sake or argument, the 9200 MAX 7.7TB was $3100 online. I doubt the new 16TB model will be over $5000, heck, pretty sure it will be around $3100.

NB: that the 1.6TB 9200 MAX was around $900, which is actually pretty good, considering reliability-performance, imagine that in a RAID 5 or RAID 10 ... can a controller cope with that IO, scrap that, can any interface support 12 of these maxed out IO-wise?

Windows 10 May 2019 Update thwarted by obscure tech known as 'external storage'

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Happy

Re: Can we have a....

Is their incompetence not funny ? Saving keyboards, I am ...

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Coat

Re: An awful lot of software still depends on drive letters?

Big Linux fan here, but ... I care to disagree ...

Plug USB stick in Linux with Gnome 3, it gets mounted, all good, you're in the terminal, where is it ? Go into terminal, issue mount, not there, check nautilus, it is there ... great ... the greybeard gets the UUID and goes to /etc/fstab for a nice entry with all needed flags, sure enough, plug out, plug in, works like a charm ... then you reboot and systemd will NOT boot until you plug the USB drive in ... yeah, udev rules help, but ... WTF.

Linux used to be good, before Gnome 3 and systemd.

Grabs coat with a USB stick containing Devuan install image.

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Joke

Re: Can we have a....

I would say 5789, aka Windows 2000 SP4 release.

Google rolls out Android Easter Egg for Europe – a Microsoft antitrust-style browser, search engine choice box

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Facepalm

Re: Free up that space!

As with the Microsoft case, most people will stay with what is familiar to them, the ones that know there is a choice will have already made it.

Exactly, that is why IE still has 95% of desktop browser marketshare ...

BBM is dead, long live BBMe: Encrypted chat plat opened up to all as consumer version burns

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Paris Hilton

Re: Yeah...

Cared to read to the end ?

"Because BlackBerry doesn't monetise data, the service won't ask for a phone number, suggest contacts to users, nor does it desire to know where users are messaging from, or what is being shared."

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Windows

Re: I prefer

If you use WhatsApp, your opinion does not count.

Why Qualcomm won – and why Tim Cook had to eat humble Apple pie

Hans 1
Headmaster

Re: I think it was Intel wot did it

Hang on to it.

Why, I can see several more lawsuits coming along, if you keep waiting for the next, you end up with popcorn past the use-by date.

Microsoft president: We said no to Cali cops' face-recog tech – and we won't craft killer robots

Hans 1
Windows

Re: When AI Will Be Ready

Fusion power is 100 years away, we do not even have a working prototype, and the industrial version will have to be much bigger -> the materials to use for the enclosure are not yet known for the prototypes we have, that last mere seconds,....

Firefox arrives for Snapdragon Windows and Slack sidles up to Office 365

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Windows

Availability Zones in the Azure world means separate physical locations within an Azure region, with independent networking, power and cooling, so a failure in one location shouldn't hit the other.

Well, that is the beautiful theory, here the reality:

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/09/17/azure_outage_report/

New UK counter-terror laws come into force today – watch those clicks, people. You see, terrorist propag... NOOO! Alexa ignore us!

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Holmes

Re: Definition of a terrorist

And that is the whole point of the law.

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Facepalm

Re: Iinformation "likely to be useful to a person committing or preparing an act of terrorism"

Watch your words,sir, you might get caught by the fuzz for giving idiots some stupid ideas.

Patch blues-day: Microsoft yanks code after some PCs are rendered super secure (and unbootable) following update

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Windows

Re: t's best to try them on a test machine before allowing them anywhere near production

It's fine if you've got the option, but if an idiot requires you to work with Windows servers (or whatever) then you've got to work within those requirements and solve problems within (as well as with) those requirements.

TFTFY

Astronomer slams sexists trying to tear down black hole researcher's rep

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Re: Decline and fall

Oh come on, it is not that bad. a lot of us are still around,

Idiots have previously stirred up shit about stuff, this time they saw that it stuck, now, el reg reports on it, idiot have come ... no worries, they come and go ...

I do miss Matt Bryant ;-) Reg headstone icon for Halloween, pretty please.

Uncle Sam charges Julian Assange with conspiracy to commit computer intrusion

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Coat

War crimes

One more thing, he published evidence of war crimes committed by US armed forces.

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Holmes

Three steps back.

1. Assange is a journalist.

2. He has found a source that can provide him with some newsworthy data.

3. He helps source extract newsworthy data.

4. He gives newsworthy data to the press.

5. The source Assange was helping was a whistleblower.

Nothing, absolutely nothing wrong either way.

Manning was a whistleblower and thus needed protection, protection that the US has NOT provided.

Assange is a journalist and needs protection, protection the US seems not to want to provide.

As for Ecuador, they just secured a $10bn loan from the IMF, captain obvious, where are you ?

It's alive! Hands on with Microsoft's Chromium Edge browser

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Coat

Edge has had THREE TIMES more exec vulns over the past 4 years than Chrome, and Chrome has been around for 11 years!

https://www.cvedetails.com/product/32367/?q=Edge

https://www.cvedetails.com/product/15031/Google-Chrome.html?vendor_id=1224

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Windows

unless you wait about 10 minutes and then try because for some reason it won't work if you've been logged into your PC for less than 10 minutes.

That is not the website, that is sneaky Windows trying to trick you into believing it only needs 5 seconds longer to start than GNU/Linux; apparently, yours needs a full TEN minutes longer ... poor you ;-)

Hans 1
Windows

IE has had remote exec vulns in almost every Patch Tuesday over several decades and Edge was following suit, so something had to be done.

Hans 1

Re: great...

So much for single sign on...

What ?

Razer – perfectly happy to sell you a laptop for over $2,000, but when it comes to fixing security holes... tough sh*t

Hans 1

Re: It is all hit and run in the gaming world

You should add:

They overclock the GPU in the BIOS, like it happened for the Alienware fan in this place (bought with his own monies without consulting me, a grown-up who moves a lot between US, UK, France)

Then GPU fries in the laptop ...

Microsoft reckons the accursed Windows 10 October 2018 Update is finally fit for business

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Re: It just wont instal

Deactivate developer mode, that did it for me ;-)

In any case, read the update logs to figure out what is failing for you, that is what I did ... I think I used:

https://docs.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/deployment/update/windows-update-logs

Then google for the "too many to mention" errors I got ...

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Windows

Am I the only one for whom 19H1 reads like a virus strain, influenza H1, spreading in the 19th century ?

Ethiopian Airlines boss confirms suspect flight software was in use as Boeing 737 Max crashed

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Airbus introduced this feature on the A320, the very first A320 in 1987, and they use three sensors, if one is giving incorrect info, the other two must give the same or the system will disengage. If is NOT infallible, though ... as for the Rio-Paris crash, they decided to go through a storm, the pitot tubes froze, auto-pilot disengaged, a co-pilot kept pulling the nose up and as the aircraft stalled, he continued to pull the nose up, ignoring NOSE DOWN advice for MINUTES .... until the captain came back from rest, trying to figure out what was wrong ... he noticed the pilot's mistake, but sadly much too late - how that co-pilot got through pilot training is anyone's guess.

So, Airbus systems disengage if there is a doubt, however, the system expects somebody in control who can actually fly an aircraft ...

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Joke

$80,000 for an LED light, crap, I did not know Apple were in the avionics business.

Windows Defender ATP is dead. Long live Microsoft Defender ATP

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Windows

Re: What is the recommended AV on OSX at the moment?

1. I do not have anti-virus software on my macs/linux boxes, even the ones kids use

2. I have had Windows Defrauder on a box the kids used, it got 0wned severely and I needed to get avast to clean up the mess.

I later found the same malware on a Windows box handed to me by an acquaintance 7 whole months later, with defrauder fully up-to-date on it, everything still happy, the system a dog ... cleared it with avast, again.

Yes, you have done it manually/scripting, but ... that involved 1000's of registry keys, when you tried to uninstall it, it would claim it would first need to uninastall <list of all third party software installed>.

GTAV needs to run on Linux, natively, pretty please ... Rockstar sucks, no as much as EA, though ... who use emulator software for Sims on macOS, the software was first developed for Linux, yet still do not support Linux - ea are scum, as is nVidia.

Obligatory Linus: "nVidia, Fuck YOU!" video ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_36yNWw_07g

Brit Parliament online orifice overwhelmed by Brexit bashers

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Happy

Re: The only conspiracy

Mine took a full 3 minutes to arrive.

North of 954 000 as I type.