* Posts by Hans 1

3797 publicly visible posts • joined 11 Aug 2009

This isn't Boeing to end well: Plane maker to scrap some physical cert tests, use computer simulations instead

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Re: The original way to test aircraft wing loading

That's not a 707 that is a de Havilland design, oh wait ...

UK Home Sec kick-starts US request to extradite ex-WikiLeaker Assange

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Holmes

Re: "Assange is understood to be claiming that he is a journalist"

You are wrong, they DID redact, AND they shared the data with publications such as the Guardian in the UK.

Unredacted cables were retrieved, but only because a Guardian journalist leaked access codes.

https://www.dw.com/en/wikileaks-blames-guardian-unnamed-german-for-cable-leaks/a-15359380

Assange was working newspapers across the world, that qualifies him as an investigative journalist.

I do not understand how whistleblowing can be considered a crime. I do not understand how disclosing atrocities committed by armed forces can somehow be considerd bad!

Icon: closes I could find to investigative journalist.

This Free software ain't free to make, pal, it's expensive: Mozilla to bankroll Firefox with paid-for premium extras

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Now, I say why not, why beg for money when you can try and earn some ?

Then again, VPN ? No thank you, cloud storage ? no thank you! Please come up with something compelling and I might part with my easily earned cash ;-).

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Boffin

Re: silence

https://support.mozilla.org/en-US/kb/no-sound-firefox-59-linux

Solution is to start pulseaudio before you start Firefox, e.g. on login, or, write a little shell script that starts pulseaudio and then starts firefox. You really do not want your browser to start other programs on your computer, do you ???

Better solution, even, uninstall pulseaudio - it is a useless piece of crap.

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Facepalm

Re: False sense of security

Wow, so, you individually download the encrypted files and decrypt them on YOUR computer ? Any other solution means YOU ARE HAPPY TO SEND YOUR ENCRYPTION KEYS TO A THIRD PARTY.

Now, even if you decrypt your files locally, if you use proprietary software provided by the cloud vendor, same, YOU ARE HAPPY TO SEND YOUR ENCRYPTION KEYS TO A THIRD PARTY.

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Holmes

False sense of security

whether "secure" means user-held encryption keys.

Cloud = Not your computer

not your computer = you send encryption keys to third party

Dissed Bash boshed: Apple makes fancy zsh default in forthcoming macOS 'Catalina' 10.15

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"it's the GNU way or nothing"

TFTFY

Don't POSIX_ME_HARDER!

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Thumb Up

Re: The shell wars.

csh is evil, tcsh is much better, however, only to be used as an interactive shell. [t]csh shell scripts should be banned, SAP, I am looking at YOU!

Apple kills iTunes, preps pricey Mac Pro, gives iPad its own OS – plus: That $999 monitor stand

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Facepalm

Re: 1.4kW???

Upvoted!

Could somebody please inform Intel and Apple we have a climate emergency, that we have to cut power consumption at all costs.

Thanks

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Windows

Re: So many storage questions

The PowerMac (LOL) has PCIe 4, and you, son, overlooked that.

Get yourself a multi-TB PCIe 4 SSD, like the Aorus AIC, and be gone already!

Spinning rust has nothing to do in computers, has not had for the past decade.

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FAIL

It is 2019

and $6000 buys you a computer with 256GB of SSD storage.

Devs slam Microsoft for injecting tech-support scam ads into their Windows Store apps

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Windows

Are we sure it is NOT Microsoft support, this time ?

According to the developers, netizens who downloaded their apps are being interrupted by their browsers opening up new tabs displaying an alarming message that wrongly claims their PC is infected or damaged, and are directed to a scammer-owned website that offers to fix the supposedly broken machine for cash.

Microsoft: A new Windows 10 build arrives while another remains in hiding

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WTF?

One of my desktops still refuses to detect 1809, and there is another build coming ? I was only expecting it in July.

In the living room, can Google Home hear you SCREAM? Well, that's what you'll need to do

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Windows

Re: And today another day SHOUTING to my Google home mini

Try to get a refund and avoid these silly "assistants" in the future, they record many a conversation you have in their vicinity.

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Stop

Poor helpless kid

forcing the punter to shout "OK, GOOGLE..." over their telly.

Bloody hell, he should have his ears checked, how loud was the telly ?

And, BTW, STOP using those stupid assistants, you moron, they SPY on YOU, FFS!

Introducing 'freedom gas' – a bit like the 2003 deep-fried potato variety, only even worse for you

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Holmes

Re: Sleep is a Good Thing(TM)

https://www.climatecentral.org/gallery/graphics/400000-years-of-carbon-dioxide

Two weeks after Microsoft warned of Windows RDP worms, a million internet-facing boxes still vulnerable

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Windows

Igor patches the 0wned server, local Window Cleaner and Surface Expert comes along,: "Oh, patch already installed, I am safe! Now, where have was that fileserver again? "

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Re: "does not support PPTP VPN or PPTP VPN passthrough"

If you still use PPTP your opinion does not count.

#TFTFY

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WTF?

1 restart ? why, is RDP not userspace ? How you guyz accept this is beyond me.

Sophos tells users to roll back Microsoft's Patch Tuesday run if they want PC to boot

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Facepalm

Re: Problem confirmed, yet, works

This means IT IS MS' fault.

FFS, you poor sods, I am really wondering, why do you accept this state of affairs, seriously, you keep giving this incompetent bunch over at Redmond billions and they cannot even write a proper patch installer; they have tried for years, now, every month, EVERY SINGLE MONTH, gazillion systems somewhere break and each time it turns out to be the patch installer.

Again, you all are giving billions to a company that cannot even write a patch installer!

Again, you all are giving billions to a company that cannot even write a patch installer!

Again, you all are giving billions to a company that cannot even write a patch installer!

Again, you all are giving billions to a company that cannot even write a patch installer!

Again, you all are giving billions to a company that cannot even write a patch installer!

Again, you all are giving billions to a company that cannot even write a patch installer!

Again, you all are giving billions to a company that cannot even write a patch installer!

Again, you all are giving billions to a company that cannot even write a patch installer!

Maker of US border's license-plate scanning tech ransacked by hacker, blueprints and files dumped online

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Headmaster

Re: Ahem

Licence vs. License. License is both a noun and a verb in the United States. If you live in any other English-speaking country, you will spell it licence when you use it as a noun and license when you use it as a verb.

It all depends who wrote this piece.

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Facepalm

The maker of vehicle license plate readers used extensively by the US government and cities to identify and track citizens and immigrants has been hacked.

exfiltrated from Perceptics' corporate network as proof.

And there many other types of files: .htm, .html, .txt, .doc, .asp, .tdb, .mdb, .json, .rtf, .xls, and .tif among others. Many of the image files, we're guessing, are license plate captures.

Hm, you're guessing or you actually checked the files ? If they DO have license plate numbers of citizens on their servers, how can that be acceptable ? They should be on servers owned by the US government and cities that use those cameras ... how can sensitive data like this be stored on some 3rdparty corporate network ? Cannot be true and if it is, hell should break lose, this is NOT acceptable!

Headsup for those managing Windows 10 boxen: Microsoft has tweaked patching rules

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Holmes

Oh come, USB dismount ? Have never never heard of $vol.Dismount($false, $false) ? Is the Services Windows API new to them ? They could use venerable sc.exe in a shell script if need be ... I mean, come on, how can this even be an error ?

Bugs in the installer.

We listened to more than 3 hours of US Congress testimony on facial recognition so you didn't have to go through it

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@elReg

Long story short: AI is ineffective, racist, dumb...

#TFTFY

Microsoft gently leads workhorse Windows Server 1903 for a pad around the paddock

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Coffee/keyboard

Why is El Reg almost three months late with announing the release of Windows Server 1903 or has Microsoft postponed release by almost three months and stuck to the same name, again ? MS, you know, there are these things one makes in life called ... mistakes ... if you do not learn from them, then you are a bunch morons, no ifs, buts, or maybes and you tend to repeat them.

So I see two solutions, here (I always see solutions):

1. You aim to release a Windows version in December, so that it is ready in March and you can keep your fancy names, likewise for October, tell all Microsofties you plan to release in July.

2. You aim to release a Windows version in March, so that it is ready in June and you call it Windows yy06, at least then you do not look like total cunts every 6 months ... Oh wait, you do already, you distribute Windows.

PS: Why am I helping them ?

DRAM, that's cold: Overclockers squeeze out extra Micron DDR4 performance with liquid nitrogen system

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Boffin

Re: Not very cold

Mark Russinovich ? I love sysinternals, don't get me wrong, one of those glasses of ice-water in hell, but ... How he can try to hide Windows' piss-poor memory management with the sentence "unused RAM is wasted RAM" with a straight face is beyond me ...

NB: I totally agree, until you need that RAM, though ...

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Joke

However, if you really want to go all out on liquid nitrogen, EVGA Gaming has a Roboclocker that might do the job. ®

Where is the cryorefrigerator, there ? If I want that at home, I want a cryorefrigerator, I do not want to go buy and recycle liquid cylinders every day ... amateurs! I was thinking of the K170040A - 40W@170K, should do it.

Exclusive: Windows for Workgroups terror the Tartan Bandit confesses all to The Register

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Paris Hilton

Re: The lengths you have to go to...

taskmgr, anyone ?

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Re: Changing Wallpaper can have career enhancing effects

Only half the fun if you do not invert both the image and the screen. Even if they manage to work out what is wrong, it is quite hard to undo the "move mouse left moves pointer right and up/down switched" ... unless you knew the Ctrl+Alt+↑ keyboard combi on Windows ... hours of fun!

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Angel

Re: I changed the start up & shut down sounds.

I changed that to the Norton screen which read: "You computer is infected. Please perform a full scan." My colleague spent several hours trying to figure out what was wrong, I asked him several times "if he needed any help". Pride ... I eventually manned up and he had a go at my system ... changing the labels on buttons in taskmgr.exe.

All good office fun ;-)

CIA traitor spy thrown in the clink for selling secrets to China. Stack Overflow, TeamViewer admit: We were hacked...

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Joke

Re: TeamViewer

Is TeamViewer not a man in the middle-kingdom by default ?

Microsoft sends partners hundreds of unwanted OPI: Other People's Invoices

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Windows

Not a customer, I have more than two working brain-cells, but if you are a customer, all others have received your invoice ... how do you feel now ?

https://ico.org.uk/for-organisations/report-a-breach/

You are very welcome!

You're on a Huawei to Hell, China tells US: We'll fight import tariffs, trade war to bitter end

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Re: Fart

But if the end result is that it stimulates some home-grown manufacturing

You are aware that there are other countries in Asia that have low wages, an eager workforce ? If anything, production might switch to other Asian countries, not sure that human rights track record is any better, though ...

Samba 4.8 to squish scaling bug that Tridge himself coded in 2009

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Windows

Re: Samba is still relevant?

" Every single company out there has Microsoft OneDrive for business."

" Every single company out there run by idiots has Microsoft OneDrive for business."

#TFTFY well, not you, the other nutter ... ;-)

Want a good Android smartphone without the $1,000+ price tag? Then buy Google's Pixel 3a

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Happy

Re: Cloud Storage

I am thinking of a Commodore 65-compatible, modular smartphone ... modular smartphone ? the 4G chip is independent of the device and unpluggable, when 5G PCIe devices reach the market, you can just swap em and wham, you have a 5G smartphone, not quite sure about the RAM, but internal storage ought to be the same and .... nothing stopping you from installing a linux distro, if you prefer. The hardware is free and open, except maybe for the 4G chip, maybe.

Where's the joke icon ? No joke:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuNB4ocZDXA

It's 2019 and a WhatsApp call can hack a phone: Zero-day exploit infects mobes with spyware

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Re: Trust....

Great show, great phone, I want ;-)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuNB4ocZDXA

Want rootkit-level access without the hassle? Enter, LightNeuron for Exchange Server

Hans 1
Windows

Re: Uninstall-TransportAgent doesn't work?

If you do not plan to re-install the mail server, an important last step is to modify the passwords

The Server was compromised, so néeds to be reset.

Can I get a RHEL yeah? Version 8 arrives at last as IBM given go-ahead to wolf down Red Hat

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Re: Centos 8

Devuan or slack and the BSD's, the rest is not worthy for production ... time will tell, and time seems to like me ;-)

The Year Of Linux On The Desktop – at last! Windows Subsystem for Linux 2 brings the Linux kernel into Windows

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Windows

Re: Microsoft doesn't get it

Think of it as a glass of ice-water in hell.

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Windows

Re: I looked at the MS link provided

Linus is a good gatekeeper, so ... no, not worried.

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Windows

Re: I looked at the MS link provided

You have to congratulate Micorsoft for WIndows Update, that thing is really bad, it is severely over-engineered, eats resources like hell ... compared to Linux update mechanisms it is just brain-dead, like the rest of the OS.

At least it looks like we are getting a half decent terminal ....

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Facepalm

Re: Cygwin RIP

Why ? Why would I want a program running in a VM ? I do not, that is why I run cygwin ...

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@elReg

[contains a kernel] within a so-called utility virtual machine and Now you can run Linux software truly natively

Am I the only one to spot a paradox ?

[using a VM] should in theory bring about a jump in file I/O performance, improve software compatibility, and allow Docker to run natively.

One moment, was the whole bloody point of WSL not to implement the system calls and avoid a vm for improved performance ?

Try and pull another one next time ....

Bootnote: RE: Terminal, bloody sure there is a MS VP reading my comments on 'ere so I will henceforth refrain from giving MS ideas ...

'Software delivered to Boeing' now blamed for 737 Max warning fiasco

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Re: does this affect more aircraft than the ill fated 737 max?

Typically, it is a sefety feature, but too many dials kill safety and since the other models do not have a silly tendency to raise the nose, the AOA gauge is optional. Agreed, it should never really have been optional for new 737Max as that bird desperately tries to stall itself when you and MCAS are not looking ...

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Re: And now we get to the ...

Who wrote up the specifications for the code ?

Mystery Git ransomware appears to blank commits, demands Bitcoin to rescue code

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WTF?

Re: Attacker attempts to incovenicence Distributed Version Control System users

I have read the article:

The netizen added that the ransom note they received referenced gitsbackup[dot]com, and demanded about $560 in crypto-currency to un-fsck the repo.

They have apparently attacked [FL]OSS repos as well.

As for publishing the code, I guess the attackers are a bit thick, who do you think would trust them ? They could just as well come back every month and demand payment.... do not reward scum or you will attract more ...

https://security.stackexchange.com/questions/209448/gitlab-account-hacked-and-repo-wiped

See first update.

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Facepalm

Attacker attempts to incovenicence Distributed Version Control System users

Ok, I understand that few here know how git works ....

anybody who clones a git repo has all the commits ever pushed to the repo at the time he last cloned, fetched, pulled. These braindead are like, hey, lets delete something on the git server, and then ask for money, hehehehe ... where every single dev on the project has all the data, almost ... the guy who fetch/pull'd last and the guy who pushed the last commit have all the data, combined.

It's May 2. Know what that means? Yep, it's the PR orgy that is World Password Day... again

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Avast MiM

Avast has been MiM its customers for several years, now, and only here admit why they were doing so ...

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Re: A few problems

https://www.ftc.gov/news-events/blogs/techftc/2016/03/time-rethink-mandatory-password-changes

Password rotation, who still does that ? Oh, yeah, our IT guyz ...

What a pain in the Azzz-ure: Microsoft Azure, SharePoint, etc knocked offline by DNS blunder

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Joke

Note that we are unsure if this really was a DNS issue, you know, because a Window Cleaner and Surface Expert will always claim a network outage is a DNS problem, why ? Because IE tells him so!