* Posts by Hans 1

3797 publicly visible posts • joined 11 Aug 2009

Dough! Dominos didn't register dominos.pizza – and now it's pizz'd off

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Re: I'm not surprised

>When I first ordered pizza online from Dominos a few years ago

Did you eat that? Seriously ? Yuck!

Microsoft: Hey, you. Done patching Windows this month? WRONG

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>It's a shame Linux doesn't have sensible and modular architecture that can control authentication centrally and not allow an application to compromise something so basic as account lockouts!

Ever heard of PAM ? thought not. shut up!

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Re: Kernel mode fonts

>> 386 were having issue to display bitmaps fonts on VGA displays, and were doing it writing directly to the video buffer..

>Ok lets assume its 1994 and we buy that excuse. Fine but its frigging 20 years later. Next you will say fonts are naturally something that kernels should be dealing with directly.

Don't give this idiot the slightest of attention, an Apple LC could render both vector and raster fonts pretty amazingly, with a 16Mhz CPU, all while running Quark.

We always get the exact same "excuses" from window cleaners and surface experts, got the same for the vuln found in http.sys ... Windows is inherently slower because it runs a gazillion obsolete subsystems, the dependencies are a complete mess even for veteran kernel developers, so they are forced to shuv everything they can into kernel land, making the whole system insecure.

You Musk be joking: Tesla's zero to 60MPH in 2.8 SECONDS is literally 'ludicrous'

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Re: Notice the ruse?

>There seems to be an assumption that hydrogen is always split from water using renewable energy. It's a nice concept, but it's simply not true. Not yet. Not even close.

An Italian team has developed a water-based battery, not for cars because of the weight.

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Re: Even so...

>The guy with the ruined battery pack was reportedly quoted $40k. It was in the news.

Care to share a link to a "reliable" news purveyor covering the story ... not News of the World, The Sun, Daily Mirror, Telegraph, etc ... thanks.

It is BS because the battery pack has a warranty, or the guy tampered with it, in which case, you know what ...

WHOA! Windows 10 to be sold on USB drives – what a time to be alive

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I upvoted because "software defending itself" sounded funny, but a rootkit lies in kernel space, not bios, afaik.

It could well be an 0wned BIOS, though my bets are on bugs.

To the BOFH, did you hold the USB stick correctly before you inserted it ? Did you ask the computer before inserting it ? You would not want to be charged with rape in Texas, would you ?

GOOGLE GMAIL ATE MY LINUX: Gobbled email enrages Torvalds

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@sequester

Are you a spammer ? Please be more verbose about your rant ... if you want to avoid a lot of spam, a receiving system must be able to test if the sender really exists.

SPAM accounts for over 97% of email our company receives, yes we manage to filter out the whole lot of it, no, we do not use gmail, but I guess that for gmail, it is more like 99.99997% (note that that was just a wild guess, it might be much worse), checking the sender is legitimate.

Microsoft to HIKE Azure prices as exchange rates shift

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Re: Price rises from Microsoft?...

>I assume the local competition has gone titsup.

That is what they think ... ;-) Google Australia just filed for chapter 11, or was that just Nadella's dream ?

They are feeling the pain, Windows is making no money anymore ... so they hike up the price of office^H^H^H^H^H^Hazure ...

German army fights underground Nazi war machine hidden in Kiel pensioner's cellar

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MOD needs cash so, if you want a tank:

http://www.mod-sales.com/direct/vehicles/,42,/Collector%27s_Vehicles.htm

And for those saddened by sudden loss of production of the Defender:

http://www.mod-sales.com/direct/vehicles/,25,/Used_Land_Rovers.htm

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Re: Must have been an interesting sight

>Mutter ficker?

Mutterficker, no space.

As for WWII regalia, personal possession is forbidden in Germany if it sports NAZI insigna.

The only "battle" the British Empire and French won over the Germans was the race to Dunkirk, and then again, the German army let them win ... All battles won by the allies included Soviet or "troops from other places of the world".

Then again ... "Listen, don't mention the war! I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it all right." Basil Fawlty

Gates: Renewable energy can't do the job. Gov should switch green subsidies into R&D

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Re: In addition

>The US could drastically cut it's carbon emissions (and electricity prices) if it weren't more difficult to build a nuke plant than it is to put a man on the moon. Actually, I guess they are about the same - we haven't done either since the 70's.

Well, nuke power is not it ... how much does it cost to decommission a nuke reactor ? How much does it cost to build a new one ? When will you need to decommission the bulk of your plants in the US? I am unsure, in France, it is estimated to be 3bn/reactor, they have 50 to decommission, 30 to build @10bn a piece - now, that is close to 450bn to be found over the next 20 years, knowing that no provisions have been made in France for decommissioning the plants. The sector already has its woes without even considering decommissioning the old plants ... so, how is it in the US ?

I do not believe what Gates is saying, as usual, BS to promote his personal profit ... where exactly are those 98% of 52bn you were supposed to give to charity, Mr Gates ? Still in your pocket? I thought so ...

Why OH WHY did Blighty privatise EVERYTHING?

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Boffin

SNCF badly run

Why did I read Worstall, again ? To give him another chance ? Shit ...

> The German government isn't all that good at running Deutsche Bahn, nor the French at running SNCF.

They seem to have come up with pretty good speed trains, that take you from Marseille to Paris (400 miles) in less than 3 hours and cost less than half of a discounted ticket from Portsmouth to London, which also takes 3 hours, mind, if you get the stop train ... what distance ? 90 miles ? ROFL

The ICE is pretty "cheap" compared to British train services as well ... ever heard of the term "ripoff Britain" ? Thought not ...

Even the Eurostar in England gets overtaken by commuter trains because the tracks are not maintained properly.

UK.gov spaffed billions into IT projects at 'high risk of failure' last year

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Re: Accountability or lack thereof...

Would you dismiss your mate from a position because he wasted billions of tax payers money, yet, still managed to redirect millions into your personal Singapour or Isle of Man account ? Thought not ...

Why do they not disclose precise amounts of the various deals in question ? We are paying after all ...

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Joke

Re: I wonder when we'll reach the crossover point?

>I'm betting on December 2016

That would be 2014, if you ask me ;-) A really sad joke, sorry ...

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Flame

Re: Government?

>including the auditors, have the slightest clue where any of it came from or where any of it actually went

Of course they know, it came from tax payers and went into a private bank account on the Isle of Man, what did you expect ?

Closest icon I could find for burning pitch forks

Microsoft's magic hurts: Nadella signals 'tough choices' on the way

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Re: Old rant...

>Ok, tell me one. Libreoffice and Openoffice DO NOT count.. I use them, and donate to the projects, but have to resort to the "real" thing for complex documents.

Seriously, use inkscape to create some jaw-dropping SVG graphics, put them into OpenOffice, save as PDF and show the result to anybody, whatever they use, like InDesign, you name it ... their jaws will drop ... especially when you compare file sizes. Don't come with MS Word, you will be laughed out of the building ....

Define "complex documents" ? Are you holding it right ? ;-)

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Re: Bah...

you forgot fanboy icon ...

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Look it up, I have written many times already, MS will abandon Windows Phone sooner than later. I re-iterate, there will be no Windows Phone 11.

This whole thing happened even though they have increased licensing costs in the data center (Windows Server, anybody?). There is NO MONEY to be made on Windows Mobile^H^H^H^H^H^HPhone, the money is in hardware you do not write off. ROFLMAO

The beginning of the end, spiraling into and under ground.

Tesla says Model 3 is still on schedule, despite being delayed again

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Re: It'll be delayed again

@imanidiot

There, done!

Ex-Microsoft chief rolls elastic-SQL challenge to Amazon Redshift

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Facepalm

>Erm sure, that must be why Microsoft are by far the largest cloud vendor by cloud revenue

You idiot, only because they count Office revenue as cloud revenue ... gosh ... !!!!!

Samsung says teaming up with mobe-maker Microsoft could violate antitrust law

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Re: The MS Patents

The majority are abstract ideas, which are non-patentable (according to US patent law). Then you have the, in my opnion, most ridiculous patent granted which for once, is for something very specific. They managed to patent Java class files used by a JVM. Since a JVM ships with class files and they did not invent the JVM, there has to be prior art invalidating said patent.

Samsung caught disabling Windows Update to run its own bloatware

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Mushroom

Re: There is a problem though!

>DLL Hell was nothing as to what is coming.

I had to install SAP JCo on a clean install Windows 7 box and, seriously, it was DLL HELL. Add to that dependency walker was being silly, JCo, a library for connecting to AS ABAP from Java depends on a bunch of stuff, most notably IESHIMS.DLL - yes, the binary in C:\Program Files\Internet Explorer, so obviously not on the path. Oh, and before you ask, if you run a 32-bit JVM, then you need 32-bit JCo and C:\Program Files (x86)\Internet Explorer in your path.

It also depends on a C++ redist of the same "bittiness" as your JVM, however, I did not mange to work out which version, ended up installing 2013, 2012, 2010, 2008, and 2005.

On Linux, I do "ldd /path/to/some.so", see what is missing and can easily install required libs with apt, no Google "Which MS redist has SOME.DLL" > google "<result>" > "select bittiness", "click Download" > "Untick Bing bar, bing search engine, and MSN homepage hijacker > click download (again) > click back (I use Chrome, I need the direct links that only appear AFTER you click "Download" the second time and go back) > Click link.

Tim Worstall dances to victory over resources scaremongerers

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Facepalm

Re: Oi, reg! Show us some love.

Upvoted, but I doubt Tim could teach me anything, besides stuff about his personal life for which I have absolutely no interest ... I now filter his articles, do not even bother to read them.

I think the Daily Mail would be a more appropriate rag for him to write for ... or maybe the Sunday Times? I dunno, any BS provider would do, if you ask me ...

@Tim, if you really think our resources are infinite, go and talk to the mayor of Miami who is spending millions of taxpayers $ to shift sand onto the beaches of County Dade - one example among a gazillion - only to see it dwindle back into the sea. Go do some research on why this is happening, when it started happening, and for how many centuries this had not been necessary. Tip: concrete evidence required.

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Facepalm

Re: Book not available in the US

What, he charges for his book ?? And people buy it ??? Oh lord ...

Windows Phone is like religion – it gets people when they are down

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>I'm not trolling but I can't remember seeing a Nokia here in Germany this year.

I have, exactly, precisely, 1, in the wild, in France, mind. I see them daily in ads everywhere, but in people's hands ? Nada ...

And Android really sucks.

E3 2015 in a nutshell: Hurry up Hoth, and plenty to Unravel

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Coffee/keyboard

>I've already told the missus she'll not see me again when the 17th November rolls around and Luke Skywalker comes knocking.

Thanks, made my day! Same here, same here ...

MS privacy policy website subverted to pimp gambling sites

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Re: MS privacy policy website hacked...?

Apparently, since the site contained keywords for gambling, I assume that gamblers ended up on there and noticed....

MOUNTAIN of unsold retail PCs piling up in Blighty: Situation 'serious'

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Happy

MS pulled Windows 7 off the shelves, nobody wants 8 or 10 ... so write-off, I tell ya!

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Re: @AC

>Yet curiously a three year-old second-hand MacBook will easily sell for at least 33% of list price.

Yet curiously a three year-old second-hand MacBook will easily sell for at least 66% of list price. Fixed that.

It's OK – this was an entirely NEW type of cockup, says RBS

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Facepalm

Re: Fines? Fines? Fines?

>Organisations do not create money and any money in an organisation is generally and principally provided by its customers.

Banks create money on a daily basis ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hg_1iXbIjFQ

Farewell then, Mr Elop: It wasn't actually your fault

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Coffee/keyboard

>Elop was actually a pretty good CEO – I’ve no doubt he will be again. ®

Thanks, made my day!

Who runs this world? Sony Pictures CEO jokes about getting UK culture minister fired

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Shell managed to get Nicole Bricq out of their way, in just 7 days ...

13/06/2012 - Bricq bans drilling off the coast of French Guyana

21/06/2012 - She is replaced by Batho who immediately reverts that decision

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicole_Bricq

7 days ...

BOOM! Stephen Elop shuffled out of Microsoft door

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Boffin

>You can afford to go through a few CEOs then as long as they avoid several Autonomy like purchases.

Minecraft, anybody?

Nvidia's GTX 900 cards lock out open-source Linux devs yet again

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Re: WTF?

@Badvok

>If these rather special 'Linux Devs' really can't abide using something for which they don't have absolutely all the source code down to the lowest level (microcode included?) why don't they just avoid those manufacturers who don't provide it - last I looked it was still a pretty free market.

We all benefit from their work and I am NOT going the route of having to check if the chipset X is FreeSoftwareCompliant before buying it, I get the best my money can buy and hope FreeBSD/GNU/Linux will cope with it. I, for one, am inconvenienced by nvidia's stupid ways - to say the least. The same can be said about broadcom, BTW.

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Re: Terminology issue?

@Stuart

I upvoted you for the first sentence, however, the rest is just plain wrong.

>So long as none of that blob executes on my host, I'm fine with that.

Firmware binary blobs are used for a number of chips, such as wifi and graphics, THEY EXECUTE ON YOUR COMPUTER, you have absolutely no way of knowing what they are doing and you cannot patch vulnerabilities in them yourself. You have to trust the authors ... Since drivers are loaded as admin/root, the code has admin/root privs on your system, with direct hardware access to your system ... think of it like a Java or flash plugin which runs as admin/root.

Binary blobs are evil, no ifs, buts or maybes!

How to hijack MILLIONS of Samsung mobes with man-in-the-middle diddle

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Re: frame the issue

You can also have the phone download a zip file with an appropriate hosts file, no need to root ... all you need is a DNS server on your wifi network and a web server....

Duqu 2.0‬ malware buried into Windows PCs using 'stolen Foxconn certs'

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Black Helicopters

Re: Verisign

The NSA already has private keys from almost all serious businesses on the planet ... no need to ask, they already have it.

OPEN WIDE: Microsoft Live Writer authoring tool going open source

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Windows

Trojan

>Live Writer became part of an optional download bundle called Windows Live Essentials and was never much promoted. Users had to know where to find it, as well as working out how to install it without getting all sorts of other unwanted software and settings.

In other words, the software was distributed bundled with a Trojan Horse, home-page and search engine hijackers. Great!

May the fourth be with you: Torvalds names next Linux v 4.0

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Happy

>He might as well just give them silly names.

He gives them silly names ... Linux 3.11 was Linux for Workgroups

>His weird obsession with keeping numbers small is - odd.

Do you work for Mozilla ? When is Firefox 69 scheduled for release ?

Wikimedia chucks sueball at NSA and DOJ over mass surveillance

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Black Helicopters

Re: So now we know

>I remember the 1980s where the whole point of being in the free West was that we were not spied on and repressed like the USSR where behind the iron curtain they had their media censored and their lives micro-controlled by the state. Now they want that here? Get f*d

I upvoted, however, if you seriously think you were not spied on and that the media were not censured everywhere, Christ! I'd love to be as naive as you! Media is still censured, to this very day, in every country that has media.

Facebook: Your code sucks, and we don't even have to run it to tell

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Coffee/keyboard

Re: It's all true!

>You don't have to run code to know if there are bugs in it. If there's more than around ten lines of code, it has bugs.

You must be working for Adobe ... on the flash plugin, maybe ?

Benioff's Bulging Benefits: Salesforce CEO handed massive pay cheque

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Salesforce losing money ?

> In May 2015, the firm banked its first operating profit in 18 quarters, while simultaneously confirming it will be back in the red again in the next trading period.

They definitely need to learn how to use their own software; maybe that software just does not work, I think salesforce customers should be refunded.

Vintage Ask toolbar is malware – and we'll kill Jeeves, says Microsoft

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Anybody downloaded stuff from microsoft.com, lately ? It wants to install the Bing search engine and make msn your homepage - opt out - no, it is not bundled with the installer, however, it is just as sneaky.

HTC reflects on Champions League iPhone cock-up

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Facepalm

The reflections seem to show them using the front camera of the iphone to take the picture, not the rear one.

Password-flogging phishing tool pwns EVERY iOS Mail app

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Coffee/keyboard

"His publication of the tool should not be considered malicious; white hat security bods often publish complex and refined phishing tools for professionals to use within organisations in order to shore up social engineering awareness."

No comment.

It's 2015 and hackers can hijack your Windows PC if you watch a web video

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Re: I wonder how quickly..

Have you ever worked in development ? Heard of version control software ?

Written any code and merged patches to it into separate branches ... because, well, when you merge patches, you are very often doing the equivalent of a copy & paste.

I luv the irony: "M$ programmers just cut & paste the same code every time"

Cut & Paste ? Surely you mean copy & paste !

<joke>Why does Edge no longer support HSTS ? Because an MS employee cut & paste'd it over to IE 11 in the backport.</joke> (Yes, I know ... you would not commit both changed files, but still ...)

Windows 8-Facebook sync blown away in API bombing raid

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Thumb Up

Security Fix on Patch Tuesday?

>Facebook Contacts will no longer sync with Outlook.com, Office 365's Outlook Web App, Windows Live Essentials, or the People apps from Windows 8, Windows 8.1, Windows Phone 7, and Windows Phone 8.

In my books, that looks like a security vulnerability fix in Windows and Office, good job, Microsoft!

Seriously, though, who in their right mind would sync outlook contacts/data to Facebook ?

Zuck said: "Facebook users are a bunch of "dumb fucks" that are willing to give their data to me so I can sell it on."

Excuse the language, I those are the words he used.

Webcast: How to survive Windows Server 2003 end of life - safely

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Puppet/OpenLDAP/Samba

A kind request to you guyz to show us some FS solutions.

Puppet: have a look at it, see how well it integrates with devices (servers, workstations, tablets, phones from various vendors)

Samba: How well does samba emulate a AD with Windows 7/8 clients, how well does it integrate into existing AD infrastructures as a DC.

OpenOffice: A number of public institutions, in France at least, seem to favor LibreOffice over MS Office (Tresor Public - Impots (taxman), Gendarmerie, vaurious councils). They have integrated it into their IT systems.

PostgreSQL: A worthy database for the data center ?

Amazon/Google/RedHat cloud services ?

What does Google Apps offer ?

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Unhappy

Bias ?

hans@pchans ~

$ grep Office register_videos.txt

Office 365: User and Device Management Tutorial

Office 365: Unified Communications Tutorial

Office 365 Tutorial

Office 365: Email Migration Tutorial

Office 365 in the real world

Office 365

Does Office 365 keep its promises?

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$ grep Microsoft register_videos.txt

Webcast - The Register Microsoft Azure - QA

Windows Phone 8.1: Microsoft's pitch for the enterprise

2014 Microsoft Windows Phone 8.1 and enterprise mobility summit

Microsoft Azure Tutorial

Inside Microsoft's Cloud OS

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$ grep Linux register_videos.txt

Managing large Linux workloads with IBM system Z

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$ grep RedHat register_videos.txt

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$ grep Amazon register_videos.txt

Ditch your dullard Facebook mates and let Amazon listen to everything you say...

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$ grep Google register_videos.txt

Osborne hits tech firms with a 'Google tax' and the FBI uses ancient writs to snoop on you

HP's split-up, UK.gov's £150m TWO base station splurge and Google vs NSA ... all on Vulture News

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$ grep HP register_videos.txt

Webcast - The Register HP Flash storage

HP's split-up, UK.gov's £150m TWO base station splurge and Google vs NSA ... all on Vulture News

The Register Webcast HP Converged Infrastructure

How to simplify storage management: Webinar with HP

Virtual Application Networking: HP's take on SDN

HPC Power & Cooling: The Oak Ridge way

HPC and its growing reach - The Register talks HPC with Intel

hans@pchans ~

$ grep Sun register_videos.txt

The Register Webcast Sungard

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$ grep Oracle register_videos.txt

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$ grep Open register_videos.txt

All about OpenStack

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$ grep Free register_videos.txt

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$ grep bias register_videos.txt

Les unsporting gits! French spies BUGGED Concorde passengers

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Re: Economy of France

So, one moment ...

>>like Concorde

>Crashed and burned

27 years after GA, yes, because some American tin lost a few bits on the runway. Concorde was an incredible achievement at the time, cher ami, and still is pretty amazing, because nobody can make anything as good, even with today's tech - sad that Rolls Royce and hence the oil crises killed it off! The Russians, who had each and every plan of the beast, failed!

>>an incredible maze of high quality highways even up to an altitude of 1100m

>Built by private companies who get 30-year leases from the government to collect the tolls.

Originally state-owned and state-operated, now, mostly operated by private firms because a pres thought it was a good idea to sell "the goose that lays golden eggs" to private companies (they actually bought the right to lease them - the fun thing is that the politicians in charge of the commission that decided this are unable today to say how much these private companies paid at the time) - private companies are better at ransoming the poor bastards we are over here!

>> TGV

> Massively subsidised by the taxpayer.

Yes, however, think about all the economic growth it is bringing!

>You missed the 10% and rising unemployment, bankrupt heatlh service, unsustainable state pension scheme, and the least popular President in history.

High unemployment is not the state's fault, it is the French mentality ... HR think of a workforce like a puzzle, if the candidate does not fit in perfectly they prefer to wait two years until they find the perfect candidate (with EXACTLY the right education! if candidate has a diploma too many, speaks a language that is not needed, has a strange name, looks weird [ a scar on your face is enough], you're out of luck), too bad if they lose business in the meantime.

Health care is not really bankrupt, the problem is, it does not get the appropriate funding because funds are diverted from healthcare to other posts. The pension scheme is in quite a state, indeed, I give you that.

As for presidents, the last two have had the moniker "least popular president in history" - mainly due to the financial crisis and the fact that the last one, costing more than the Queen of England and selling off all the "win-makers" of the state to private companies.

Socialism works, go and look at the Nordic countries in Europe. It does not work when you have officials spending public funds on luxury-ware or selling off all profitable state-owned assets ... all without anybody complaining ... was it in Sweden that an official got the sack for purchasing a chocolate bar at an airport with public funds ? In France, an unlucky official got a "warning" after spending 10 000 euro on boxes of cigars ... note that he only got the warning because it was leaked to the press and caused an uproar ... buying "haute couture" garments with public funds is encouraged, if not tolerated.

As for the current president, although his party bares the name "Socialist Party", it is as socialist as the UMP, for my comrades on the other side of the sleeve, the conservatives or labour in the UK.