* Posts by Hans 1

3797 publicly visible posts • joined 11 Aug 2009

Bloke who claimed he invented Bitcoin must hand over $5bn of e-dosh in court case. He can't. He's waiting for a time traveler to arrive

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Childcatcher

What proof do they have he did not cash it in in 2013 or 2014 at, say, $150 per bitcoin ?

Uncle Sam is asking Americans if they could refrain from slapping guns on their drones

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Re: When someone gets the tech to operate killer drones from thousands of miles away

You should watch more 1970's French movies:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECHeB4QPbuo

PS: Watch the movie!

PPS: It more relevant today than it was in the 70's.

PPPS: Far more so ...

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Re: Despite NRA propaganda

What I can't understand is how this works in practice.

TBH, it cannot, the government has aircraft, drones, tanks, navy and a pretty well financed intelligence arm to deflect any attack.

That argument is thus bogus.

The ONLY argument for owning guns is the following: F*off, I like guns. - it is not the best argument ...

Security gone in 600 seconds: Make-me-admin hole found in Lenovo Windows laptop crapware. Delete it now

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Thumb Up

Re: Lenovo

Great, you are volunteering to help us, then !

Thanks, what motherboards do you have ? Are you familiar with chipsets, chips, and flashing bioses ?

Science and engineering hit worst as Euroboffins do a little Brexit of their own from British universities

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Facepalm

Re: Tap tap tap - is this thing hollow?

"Nah, we'll just take *their* scientists. Increase the number we have, decrease the number they have. Double bubble!"

For that you need an attractive and sane economy with a halfway sane gouvernment, neither of these hold true for the UK. Funding for new scientific resarch in the UK is gone due to the referendum result, has been reported here multiple times.

Apart from that, have you fed your unicorns this morning ?

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But the people voted to leave the EU

No, no, no, no, and ... you guessed it, No.

The people voted for a promise of a better deal than we already had!

"By leaving the EU, we will be able to negotiate a better deal with the EU, and have our own trade deals with others."

The lies are still online: http://www.voteleavetakecontrol.org/why_vote_leave.html

Xbox daddy bakes bread with 4,000-year-old Egyptian yeast

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Coat

Re: Its all in the temperature

If you use tea bags to brew tea your opinion on fine tea's simply odes not count.

You are using what was brushed up from the floor ...

When the chips are down, buy a software biz: Broadcom snaffles Symantec for $10.7bn

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Stop

Re: Why?

What ? You're still using Windows ?

Top 5 greatest anime crossovers: Samsung deploys Microsoft at Note 10 hootenanny

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Boffin

Re: Fingerprint reader

But is the whole point not to disable the fingerprint reader ?

Biometrics on portable devices ...

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It's 2019 – and you can completely pwn this Androids over the air

Snapdragon 855

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2019/08/06/qualcomm_android_security_patches/

So get patching!

Ransomware attackers have gone from 'spray and pray' to 'slayin' prey'

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Windows

Well, you should not run outdated insecure old crap on your network and if you do, you will get all you deserve.

Just throwing up your arms and saying "Well, we cannot!" is not gonna save your butt when ransomware runs havoc on your network.

It's 2019 – and you can completely pwn millions of Qualcomm-powered Androids over the air

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Re: Can Google do something...think of the users!

Saving the environment is not profitable to shareholders.

Of course it is, just not in the short term ... at least, when our habitat collapses, we'll all be equally helpless

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Windows

Re: Can Google do something...think of the users!

Oh and the same applies to Apple too (stopping patching perfectly good working phones is unfair)

Have they stopped the calculatePi function, yet, then ?

Linux Journal runs shutdown -h now for a second time: Mag editor fires parting shot at proprietary software

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Linux Mag

I remember buying an issue with Mandriva on a CD-ROM in the late 90's, installed it, worked pretty well ...

Reminder: When a tech giant says it listens to your audio recordings to improve its AI, it means humans are listening. Right, Skype? Cortana?

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Devil

Google Assistant, Cortana, Alexa, and Siri are already recording your conversations and sending them to cloudy systems for shady business practices ...

Off somewhere nice on holibobs? Not if you're flying British Airways: IT 'systems issue' smacks UK airports once again

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Angel

Where is George Carlin when you need him ... good heavens!

More Linux than Windows: El Reg takes Docker Desktop for WSL 2 preview out for a spin

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WTF?

@elReg

Context: This peek at Docker Desktop 2 is based on the work Microsoft has done to make Windows Subsystem for Linux a full virtual machine (VM) with its own complete Linux kernel, instead of redirecting system calls as is done in the first version of WSL.

This means that the docker daemon can run in WSL rather than in a separate Hyper-V VM.

This means that the docker daemon can run in WSL's Hyper-V VM rather than its own.

#TFTFY

Broadcom billionaire Henry Nicholas and pal on drugs rap cough up $1m to avoid the clink

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Happy

What happens to a billionaire in Vegas stays in Vegas.

LibreOffice handlers defend suite's security after 'unfortunately partial' patch

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Windows

Exactly, have an upvote!

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WTF?

We have a group of specialists that handle security, exactly as this is done for a company like Microsoft.

If you look at a database of vulnerabilities you will see that the number which affect LibreOffice is rather limited.

Only one of these statements can be true, which one is it, then ?

I just checked, the second statement is true.

What's the last piece of software you'd expect to spy on you? Maybe your enterprise security suite? Bad news

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WTF?

I have caught Avast MiM ... yes, your antivirus, man-in-the-middle-kingdoming its paying corporate customers.

I reported incident as soon as I saw it and disabled it.

How much info is it sharing with mothership ? Nobody knows ...

The April 2018 Update is so 1803, snort Windows 10 faithful as more settle down in 1903 town

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Windows

One of my systems received the update last week and I must say, upgrade went smoothly, so almost 5 months late this time around ?

Strange, I thought they were on 6 month release cycles ... does this mean that 1909 will be released the same month as 2003 ? Of course not, it will be release instead of 2003 ... BTW, Windows 2003, hm, return of the undead OS ?

Alibaba sketches world's 'fastest' 'open-source' RISC-V processor yet: 16 cores, 64-bit, 2.5GHz, 12nm, out-of-order exec

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We also don't have free food or water for those that need it.

THAT depends where you are located.

He's coming home, he's coming... Hutchins' coming home: British Wannacry killer held in US on malware dev rap set free by judge

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Pirate

Re: Is it illegal?

State sponsored Black hats have a letter of marque.

DRAM, is it cold in here? Semiconductor market expected to shrink 12% in 2019

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Thumb Up

Nope

The New Ryzens will sort that out - we are down to 7nm, more cores, higher clock rates, lower TDP (even by Intel's standards, AMD lists max TDP, Intel "average TDP", whatever that means).

AMD tops single core, multicore, and even gaming benchmarks. I REPEAT, THE NEW AMD RYZEN CHIPS TOP THE GAMING BENCHMARKS, USING HALF THE POWER - if you are on Intel, time to consider the new Ryzen chips.

PS: I am not employee at or shareholder of AMD - I personally gain nothing should you purchase AMD hardware.

The Empire Strikes Back: Trump discovers $10bn JEDI cloud deal may go to nemesis Jeff Bezos, demands probe

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Coat

Re: There's a technology you may have heard of

1. Cloud is somebody else's computer.

2. If you store data on that cloud, unless you are vey careful and encrypt and decrypt everything on-site (iow you do NOT use the built-in encryption tools to access your data) encryption is futile.

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Coat

Re: Single Throat to Choke

No, sir, no, sir.

You went proprietary, you cannot see who is doing what and you cannot tell who the culprit is. If you were using FLOSS solutions, you would be able to see what the problem was .... your problem was NOT multiple vendors, it was proprietary software.

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Coat

Re: Here is a first

$10bn is peanuts compared to e.g. the F-35 program which also went to a single "vendor".

No, wrong, it was a "partnership" that developed that aircraft.

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Boffin

Re: Single Throat to Choke

On private contracts, maybe, if you are lucky.

Here, we a talking public procurement. We all know the deal will not be $10bn, more like $50bn, once finalized and in production. We already know that if Microsoft or AWS fail to deliver (they will), the Pentagon will pay whatever is asked to fix it - that is how it works.

Repeat after me, taxdollars must be spent, preferably by buying stuff from the mate at extortionate rates.

Crapita's entire business model.

Li-ion battery 'price-fixing' case settled with bonus fury over lawyers pocketing eight-figures

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Holmes

Re: Lawyer, sue thyself

You can say the same about healthcare.

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Headmaster

Frank was equally unimpressed with the lawyers in this price-fixing case and says the lawyers should receive a maximum of 2% of the settlement: $1.4m less.

#TFFTFY

Rust in peace: Memory bugs in C and C++ code cause security issues so Microsoft is considering alternatives once again

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Windows

Next Windows version will require multi-TB of space

cf title

If malware wants to bury deep inside your Lenovo or Gigabyte servers, they can just ask Vertiv's insecure BMC firmware

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Windows

Well, I have to actually administer servers that are further away than the next room, so personally I'm all for some kind of 'lights out' management system.

Being able to reach the console of a server before it's booted has saved me from having to drive for an hour and find a monitor/keyboard to plug into a machine in a rack on multiple occasions. HP's iLO even allows you to mount an iso as a virtual CD and install an OS from scratch without having to be anywhere near the server.

Yeah, I totally agree, handy, that ... but it does not have to be a black box that you cannot control, nor configure freely, inspect, and update

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Who else is sick of these proprietary, unremovable, unreplaceable, often hostile black boxes in their machines?

Me!

Boris Johnson's promise of full fibre in the UK by 2025 is pie in the sky

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Joke

Re: Lies versus incompetance

https://www.private-eye.co.uk/st-theresa

PS: Note icon, I ended up in stitches

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Coffee/keyboard

Re: Free unicorns all round.

Thatcherites and Blairites still have not realised they've been had big time.

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WTF?

Re: Lies versus incompetance

What has the conservative-Daily-Fail-fueled repeated anti-semitism charge against Labour have to do with BroBo who lies more than anything ?

PS: Conservatives are undergoing an islamophobia investigation.

PPS: I probably dislike Labour as much as you, yet, I feel the same about Conservatives and Farage's stand-up act.

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WTF?

BroBo

He promised 350million/week more for the NHS, promised Trump the NHS was for sale, promised us more jobs, lower taxes for the rich, more state aid for the poorer ... and now fibre in an unlrealistic time frame ... yeah ... rational thinking is not Brobo's forte.

If he owned a bread shop, you'd come in and he'd offer you a fiver if you took a loaf and another if you mated with his wife. Somehow, as a baker that does not work too well, as a politician it works miracles, you end up Prime Liar.

Microsoft adds Internet Explorer mode to Chromium Edge, announces roadmap

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Go

You seem to be at the very least a half decent techy, what are you doing working for numpties?

Move on, move on, you know that when shit hits the fan, YOU will get the blame!

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Paris Hilton

2019 ?

Principal program manager Fred Pullen asked IT administrators at the Microsoft Ignite conference "how many of you no longer need Internet Explorer for anything? I had four hands out of about 200 people," he said in a video.

It is 2019, and some companies rely on programs written for IE 6.

PS: Only retarded idiots incapable of learning anything would have bought software locked to IE7+.

PPS: Sorry for the downvoters, their opinion does not count; arguing this is futile.

Icon: Even Paris got that decades ago.

The Pi who loved me: Licensed to SSL

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Angel

Re: FizzBuzz

No Q's in the The Persuaders!... and you omitted Lord Sinclair ...

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Childcatcher

Re: Phew

Dame

and what about the little boy who lives down the lane?

SpaceX reveals chain of events that caused the unplanned disassembly of Crew Dragon capsule

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Headmaster

Re: Accidental ~ Safety from testing...

but I wander

Oh there you are, now come back over here, we have to figure out what caused this rapid exothermic reaction.

Experts: No need to worry about Europe's navigation sats going dark for days. Also: What the hell is going on with those satellites?!

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Headmaster

time on a GPS satellite clock advances faster than a clock on the ground by about 38 microseconds per day so maybe they forgot about Einstein's theory ?

Office 365 verboten in Hessen schools: German state bans cloudy Microsoft suite on privacy grounds

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Big Brother

Re: Private Eye always has

Thank Honecker that they did not have more resources at their disposal, because they would have found many more to torture.

You also seem to forget the "inoffizielle Mitarbeiter" ...

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Windows

Re: There is a way to find out the content of telemetry data

There is a way to find out the content of some telemetry data

#TFTFY

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Big Brother

Re: Has the PATRIOT Act been repealed ?

With passing the USA Freedom Act on June 2, 2015, the expired parts were restored and renewed through 2019

Nobody could make this up, nobody ...

Amazon's bugging of homes has German boffins worried that Alexa may be an outlaw

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FAIL

Mielke's wet dream

Alexa is just as illegal as Cortana and Siri.

This whole story is Mielke's wet dream, not only do citizens ACCEPT being under surveillance, they happily PAY FOR THE SURVEILLANCE INFRASTRUCTURE ...

Beyond stupid, and as was said above ... how do I know the person I am about to visit has an Alexa, Cortana or Siri device that will be listening on me ?

In which parallel universe could Amazon, Microsoft, Apple claim to have MY approval to record MY voice ? Listen-in, guyz, you do not - I will never grant you that, you nosy pieces of feces.

Why has this circus not been banned, yet ?

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Re: "the country takes the issue very seriously"

all voice processed and stored locally

THAT IS precisely what cloudy supercomputers are supposed to do hence why the data is being uploaded, or so we are told.

London cop illegally used police database to monitor investigation into himself

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WTF?

GDPR

Was the person not entitled to have access to this data on her/him under the GDPR ?

If so, then the person saved us ££££ tax payer moneys by accessing the data without asking others to provide said data.

As long as that person did not interfere with the data or the investigation, I do not see a problem.