Posts by Hans 1

>>"What part of the word NO do you not understand motherfucker!!!"

>I'm picturing Samuel L. Jackson in a "Pulp Fiction" type scene there.

Where did you read about motherfucker in the bible ?

Samuel L. Jackson would say something like

Windows 10 rejected by the users

22 ¶ And it was at Redmond the feast of the dedication, and it was winter.

23 And SadNad walked into the campus park in Solomon's porch.

24 Then came the users round about him, and said unto him, How long dost thou make us to doubt? If thou be to rip us off, tell us plainly.

25 SadNad answered them, I told you, and ye believed not: the works that I do in my board's name, they bear witness of me.

26 But ye believe not, because ye are not of my sheep, as I said unto you.

27 My sheep hear my voice, and I know them, and they follow me:

28 And they bend over for everything I need to stuff up their backsides ...

Re: Windoze

Why would anybody want to run a web server on Windows ? It is open source, go port it ;-).

> When the scrolling feature stopped working. Windows update sent out another update later that day that fixed the problem.

Are you sure it is the patch that fixed your "scrolling" problem, I think it's the reboot ?

>The update process is actually good. The data that is sent back to MS actually is diagnostic info so that MS instrument and correct errors on a users system.

ROFLMAO, thanks!

As in:

Redmond, Washington

dev1: Oh, Mr X has a problem, seems like scrolling is broken.

dev2: do you have the error stack ?

dev1: Yeah, sure, here it is.

dev2:I'll fix that, recompile, and have a patch in, what, three hours ...

dev1:You are cool, but who is gonna test that ?

dev2:The customer reporting the issue, I have no time to test.

Do you really believe this is how it works ?

Re: Don't go near this

>But realistically is anyone who is likley to fail an SC check going to bother applying?

I might, always wanted to take the piss out of them ... ;-)

Re: "Will plastic surgery will be necessary once this 3D facial info is hacked / leaked?"

Use a print of Homer Simpson to authenticate with the laptop, should just work ;-) ... yes, you need to lug it around with the laptop, but it's just the weight of a page of A4/US letter. Don't spill coffee on it or you will be in trouble, have a backup at work and at home, just in case.

Re: The real embarrassment here...

Schweinsteiger literally means pig-fucker, iyam. What does his surname have to do here? The toy is called Bastian.

Re: Audio quality is king

People hear with differing sensibilities, so good amp and speakers are a must for me! The wiring should be thick for reduced impedance as that would lower the signal strength and, as such, the volume which "might" introduce noise (the latter (noise) ONLY if placed before the amp), the cable does not need to be gold, though. The gold connectors on sockets are, I think, to prevent corrosion ... some audiophile lunatic came up with the "gold conducts leccy better" so "conducts sound better" and that stuck with the marketing teams of different brands.

There is a world between e.g. Keane's "Somewhere only we know" on iTunes and on CD (Same Album, same cover), it might be a different mix or the compression algorithm used completely "deleted" some of the sounds.

Re: 10% in Error? BullShit!!! Every one of my PC's has attemped to install Win 10 Crapware!!!

So, do I reboot into my windows 7 box and just let it update, then complain to law enforcement that my computer was "altered" against my will ?

Re: Interesting

@ AMBxx

>ISTR Lenovo having software in the BIOS to install tracking software that can't be removed.

All Windows OEM's do that more or less, so unfair to single out Lenovo. It is a feature MS pushed for. It can be removed, BTW, all you need to do is flash the bios.

Re: Not a great start

Weird, my browser "trusts" the certificate, but complains that not all data is encrypted, still got my upvote ...

Re: Do you have a link

>to a reliable source that says that Apple and Samsung engaged in some bad behaviour to kill (or vastly reduce) the Blackberry market?

Sammy, dunno, Apple, yeah! Go check the market practices Apple engaged in in Europe, the only country where this was exposed was France, the telcos of other countries have no balls.

Why is it so hard to find BB10 devices in the market ? There are NONE in shops, the only option I had was a pro kit supplier.

Re: One of the wisest things I've ever read.

>Science and religion are two windows that people look through, trying to understand the big universe outside, trying to understand why we are here. The two windows give different views, but they look out at the same universe. Both views are one-sided, neither is complete. Both leave out essential features of the real world. And both are worthy of respect.

BS, religion is not worthy of respect. People who gob the crap are worthy of respect, though ... it was not their choice to be brain-washed, actually, it was, in most cases, the fault of parents who happily "assimilate" their young before they know any better. You would not want your kids to laugh you out the house every morning, would you ?

All religions are bullshit that we have introduced in the past to impose ethics and morals, to try and help those who cannot be otherwise stopped from stealing, killing etc ... The irony is that these religions, all religions WITHOUT exception, happily ask of their faithful that they kill, steal, rape, torture ... you name it, in "god's" name.

Today, we are more and more replacing religious belief with patriotism. We as a community are better than you numpties because we live on right side of the pond/mountains/river....!

Re: this really is nothing compared to what's coming.

>Automatic guilt on any and all accusations against men of domestic violence, sexual harassment, sexual assault and rape, without trial, to spare the "victim" the trauma of testifying.

Automatic guilt on any and all accusations against men of domestic violence, sexual harassment, sexual assault and rape (including any type of sexual intercourse with consent at the time, with change of mind days after the act) without trial, to spare the "victim" the trauma of testifying.

Fixed that and, already happened.

Re: gov't interference with the internet contributed to this problem

You can say that about any other paper in UK and you are probably right, however, I think the Guardian has quite a good track record, not perfect, but there you go. What do you read, daily mail, telegraph or sun, maybe ?

What good is encryption when you sync to icloud ? Exactly!

Besides, all this "going through the courts" obviously includes those "secret courts" ... in the world, you have two types of courts, courts of justice and secret courts - the latter must remain "secret" because they tramp all over justice.

Re: Confused!

Change user agent ... ;-)

>Why the silly^W fancy doors?

Fancy car, fancy doors!

You must take a closer look, though, you will notice that these types of doors make a whole lot of sense, especially when you consider that they need much less free space to open than ordinary doors, so much so that I question the intellect of regular car manufacturers ... but then again, who am I... ? Some reg commentard, so look for yourself.