* Posts by Hans 1

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Controversies aren't Boeing away for aircraft maker amid claims of faulty oxygen systems and wobbling wings

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Joke

These are a one-time-use pyrotechnic device which, by its design, cannot be tested once installed.

Maybe they ARE testing some of them prior to mounting them and that that is the reason they end up not working when required.

Like Trump when he tested his matches and lighters the other week.

Heads up from Internet of S*!# land: Best Buy's Insignia 'smart' home gear will become very dumb this Wednesday

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Re: This is inevitable

"when TVs took an AGE to switch on."

Time you'd use to grab a tea and the tin of biscuits ...

Baffled by bogus charges on your Amazon account? It may be the work of a crook's phantom gadget

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Re: Worrying

Sneaky Amazon tries to store them anyway, head for the settings and make sure, I tell ya ... happened to me several times, oh, and I try to avoid Amazon whenever possible ... just not always feasible ...

WTF? Apple iPhones shrank by more than $22bn in fiscal '19

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Happy

Re: The miracle of cheap debt

How's commentard gonna learn if we do not offer corrections ?

It is OK to make mistakes, they are merely lessons to be learned.

Running on Intel? If you want security, disable hyper-threading, says Linux kernel maintainer

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Holmes

Re: Quick question

How many attacks exploiting spectre and it's ilk have been discovered in the wild so far?

I'm curious.

Hard to tell as attacks are very hard to detect.

Do not pay attention to the others who replied to you as they did NOT read the article properly (and I cannot be bothered to downvote the lot):

"MDS is where one program can read another program's data. That's a bad thing when you are running in a shared environment such as cloud computing, even between browser tabs."

This "probably" means it is exploitable via JavaScript, so, basically, you're 0wned by a web page.

So, yeah, it is a problem for average Joe if he has more than one program or browser tab open at the same time. The rest is wishful thinking.

Slow down, ice-on-Mars fans: Those 'streams' on Red Planet may be caused by landslides

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Re: Possibilities are endless

Oil or lack thereof is not a problem, anymore ... our problem is climate change. You could find gigatons of oil there, we will not want to go and get it.

Microsoft emits another peep at PowerShell 7 with new toys and the return of an old friend

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Re: Ooooo

The shebang ? powershell.exe on Windows, pwsh on UNIX, a pain.

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Happy

While PowerShell has had if to perform conditional execution, it is a bit clunky compared to other shells. To that end, && and || have been added as pipeline operators to chain functions or cmdlets together based on the success or failure of the left-hand command.

Ahhhh, that would be handy, that ...

PS: Wow, I wrote something nice about them...

Bezos DDoS'd: Amazon Web Services' DNS systems knackered by hours-long cyber-attack

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Thumb Up

Re: Longer

Yeah, maybe it was part of the botnet that did the DDoS'ing.

Luke, I am your father... which is why I must eject from JEDI decision, says US Defense Sec

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Angel

Re: Secretary Mark Esper, head of the JEDI program, has a son called Luke.

Mark chose the name ?

I do feel for his son, though ... he might have been hired thanks to his father's position, well, former position now ... I hope all will turn out great.

ATTK of the Pwns: Trend Micro's antivirus tools 'will run malware – if its filename is cmd.exe'

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FAIL

So they will run any cmd.exe / regedit.exe if the file is in the same folder ... not good, should not be hard to fix, right ? Where is the patch ?

Yay, Intel chip shortages should be over soon! Nope. Strap in, at least another quarter or two to go, say PC execs

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Even Linus youtuber from Linus Tech Tips has switched to Ryzen 5 days ago ... a heavy gamer who switches ... If AMD can continue with Ryzen, the platform really has legs, then I do not know when Intel will be back out of the woods, it will most certainly not be before 2023.

We're free in 3... 2... 1! Amazon unhooks its last Oracle database, nothing breaks and life goes on

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Coffee/keyboard

Re: The really funny thing...

And about 5 percent of them ever did.

Oh, so, 95% of Oracle customers are on VMS/VAX VMS/PA-RISC, HP-UX/PA-RISC, Irix/SGI etc, then ?

Microsoft Teams: The good, the bad, and the ugly

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Windows

Re: It's awful

The credential manager trick works, BTW, I too had a gazillion there ...

The first 7 or so versions would not upgrade automatically, MS cannot write an installer, I had to download the latest, uninstall old Teams, install new version.

Sometimes, it will not let me watch video chat because of a GPU driver issue, I have Intel HD GPU core in my CPU with latest driver - a "real" reboot fixes this. Restarting the graphics system with CTRL+WIN+SHIFT+B plus 3 sacrificed chicken in the bath does not help.

The sad thing, though, is that you can read passwords from the credential manager in clear text, which means that any software that uses the credential manager, like Teams, is inherently insecure trash that can leak your password.

PS: I have mentioned this credential manager thing on here before and got a steep heap of downvotes, I do not care, nor does Windows, downvote all you want it will still leak your credential passwords to any program that knows the trick - I actively use the trick in a solution of mine - it seems to be an effective way of both hiding passwords from windevs and retrieving them with ease.

Her Majesty opens UK Parliament with fantastic tales of gigabit-capable broadband for everyone

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Windows

Re: nationwide gigabit-capable broadband

Well, copper has it limits ... you should know that, right ?

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Happy

Re: Dont give the contract to...

In France, the telcos are deploying 10Gbps EPON "together" in partnerships, you can then choose your preferred telco.

The tried the each owns his own with the 3G LTE and noticed that ended up with severe overcapacity in cities and hardly any presence on the countryside ... lessons have been learned.

Orange & Free hooked up our area, then my telco called me, a techy came to hook me up and I was sent the EPON module ...

For fun I have grabbed my 56k modem from the attic and placed it under the TV, my router is hidden behind the TV. My project ? Put a pi in it as a NAS ... and try to fool people that I still have prehistric internet speeds capable of playing 4K Netflix ... ;-)

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Coat

Re: Really?

Well, while you are of course tight, one must stress that only Tories lie each and every time they utter something.

Welcome to the World Of Tomorrow, where fridges suffer certificate errors. Just like everything else

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Coat

Now, what is your wife gonna do, there, "Allow" ? Somebody has probably MIM the piece of crap or Sammy cannot handle certs ...

Remember, remember, it's now called November: Windows 10 19H2 update has a name

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Mushroom

Re: Each update brings another "telemetry collection" vector...

Actually, Apple is just as bad, these days ... their hardware sucks big time and their OS has become UAC-infested smartphoneOS, MS' wet dream OS, basically ...

Linux is leaning the wrong way as well, infested with MS on the Linux foundation's board.

We still have the BSD's, mind, and Hurd is coming (lol)

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Re: 19H2?

I always thought it was a reference to virus strains ... 19th century H2 virus strain, H2N2.

How bad is Catalina? It's almost Apple Maps bad: MacOS 10.15 pushes Cupertino's low bar for code quality lower still

Hans 1
Angel

Re: Apple is deprecating Macs

As much as I dislike Apple, blaming them for Intel's failure is a bit much.

What you can blame them for, though, is

  • "designed-to-fail-early" hardware.
  • slaughtering of macos

Icon: Jobsian being

Kiss my ASCII, Microsoft – we've got one million fewer daily active users than you, boasts Slack

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Holmes

Elliot's post, "Not all Daily Active Users are created equal," is titled to imply that Microsoft's DAU count for Teams is somehow misleading.

99.997% of Teams users open it because they are obliged to for work. I have never seen or even used Slack, but it beats Teams if it works.

From Libra to leave-ya: eBay, Visa, Stripe, PayPal, others flee Facebook's crypto-coin

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Paris Hilton

Re: WTF?

They are, unlinke the French ... who seize what they can to fill up the state's coffers...

Icon: Paris, coz this is what they seized there:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgUwOzjSRYE

Father of Unix Ken Thompson checkmated: Old eight-char password is finally cracked

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Boffin

Re: I have to thank ken for my passwords

That password is very safe on Solaris and hence OpenIndiana, thank you very much ...

Hans 1
Paris Hilton

And I'll let you into a secret... no matter what your wife says, only length matters.

Oh, come on, spice also plays a pivotal role.

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Angel

Go to https://github.com/dspinellis/unix-history-repo

Continuous Unix commit history from 1970 until today

[...]

The files appear to be added in the repository in chronological order according to their modification time, and large parts of the source code have been attributed to their actual authors. Commands like git blame and git log produce the expected results.

awesome

Samizdat no more: Old Unix source code opened for study

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Joke

Re: Bah!

too much bleach

Not enough soon enough, imho.

If you thought Windows Insiders was lacking a little in the leadership department, it is now

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FAIL

Re: Dona Sarkar's Twitter Tag Line

Bing on Edge is part of the problem, sure ...

GNU means GNU's Not U: Stallman insists he's still Chief GNUisance while 18 maintainers want him out as leader

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Re: @AC

Trying to stay neutral, here (I disagree with the 18) ... but did the ac not go ad hom against the 18 or does s/he have some kind of evidence?

MacOS wakes to a bright Catalina sunrise – and broken Adobe apps

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Facepalm

Re: It is not as if Adobe has not had good notice

Flash, what did you expect ?

PostgreSQL puts the pedal to the metal with some smart indexing tweaks in version 12

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With a slightly better toolset and some more goodies it would be an adequate replacement for SQL server.

Would you be so kind as to list any toolsets/goodies you would like to see in PostgreSql ?

Linky revisited: How the evil French smart meter escaped Hell to taunt me

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Boffin

Well, yes, that's sort of what smart meters are for: they send your meter reading wirelessly back to the electricity company so they can bill you.

My understanding is that they use Power-line communication (PLC) to transmit data. You are specifically asked to accept data retention for daily usage ...

After 72 hours of recurring outages, you'd be forgiven for wanting to slightly tweak the first syllable of Bitbucket

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Thumb Up

Re: Spokesdroid?

That is their problem, outages happen, are fixed, yet, lessons are never learned, so outages re-occur....

You only need to click once, fool: Gaming rig sales up as Trump presses continue on trade tariff tussle

Hans 1

Panic buying ?

More like Idiot buying ...

Trump knows he cannot enforce those trade barriers without hurting his economy badly as well ...

Happy fifth birthday, Windows Insiders! We'd bake a cake, but it might explode without warning

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WTF?

Microsoft's biannually updated operating system

I only got one version last year, 1803, around September ... I managed to install 1809 in March or April, Microsoft FanGirlSupremo Mary Jo Fouley only recently announced that 1903 was ready, however, it will not install on my box, yet, and I doubt I will before 2020 ...

Two years in a row where I have but one version ...

This won't end well. Microsoft's AI boffins unleash a bot that can generate fake comments for news articles

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Windows

Company that cannot write an installer attempts to tackle AI news botting ?

vBulletin zero-day KOs Comodo user forums – that's 245,000 accounts at risk of compromise

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Holmes

Security plaftorm vendor Comodo has 'fessed up to a digital break-in affecting 245,000 users – after it ignored line one in the first chapter of the "How to do Basic Security" book about timely patching of software.

A lot seem to fail at that ... all the outdated, unpatched thus vulnerable tech still in operation across our industry ...

Margin mugs: A bank paid how much for a 2m Ethernet cable? WTF!

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IT Angle

In this respect, perhaps the IT channel is a bit like the farming industry. Farmers are often moaning about falling subsidies and struggling to make ends meet while sat on the comfy, heated seat of their Range Rover.

Wow, el reg, this is evil ... it might be so that big farmers are complaining, too, smaller farmers are committing suicide, so, yeah, that paragraph is superfluous and revolting, kind request to remove it, thanks!

https://www.newsandstar.co.uk/news/17469199.desperate-cumbrian-farmers-on-suicide-watch-after-being-driven-to-the-brink-by-late-payments-weather-woes-and-brexit/

Good news: Microsoft is doubling your OneDrive storage for more than double your money

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Microsoft, of course, will point to the added value of its desktop apps

1. They add less value since options have been hidden in the ribbon

2. There will very soon be no sane system that is supported to run them on, so ...

YouTuber charged loads of fans $199 for shoddy machine-learning course that copy-pasted other people's GitHub code

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Coffee/keyboard

"Some people really like him, and other people really hate him. I decided to give him the benefit of the doubt and try for myself to form my own opinion of him. My opinion of him now is that he's a fake and dishonest crook."

Nicely put

Windows 10 May 2019 Update inches toward the 50 per cent uptake as a new build drops

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Happy

The update additionally includes "general improvements to the overall quality" of the upcoming 19H2 release, which is nice. However, it doesn't detail what those improvements actually are, which is less nice.

This basically means tiny changes nobody will notice anyway ... yeah, nice ...

Linux 5.3 kernel bundles new, cuddlier, swear-free Torvalds with AMD Radeon Navi graphics support

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Linux

If you need the latest and greatest, you can get compiling now, although it might be worth hanging fire for the first point release

Hm, I would wait for several point releases, like 5 or 10, the higher the better. Avoid unless you really need new features it implements NOW.

UK Home Office primes Brexit spam cannon for a million texts reminding folk to check passports

Hans 1
Holmes

Re: Passport Renewal

You will be. So long as you apply for a worker's visa just like every other 3rd-country citizen. It's what we voted for! Everyone's a winner now !!!

#TFTFY

PS: worker's visa is much, much, much harder to get, remember, you're in the queue with the Afghani, Nigerians, Brazilians ...

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Paris Hilton

Re: Everything under control

You do not understand that Brexit is a fool's trap?

Goal: turn UK even more into a tax haven and milk the poor dry.

0. Get a passport from another EU country, for safety.

1. Promise everything to everybody with a leave vote.

2. Leave without a deal.

3. Free of checks and balances, lower the taxes for the wealthy, cut back worker's rights (those lazy scumbags ala Margareth Thatcher in the 80's)

4. Mega-profit

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Coat

Re: Everything under control

You could vote safely, what harm could the Greens do ?

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Angel

Everything under control

We will not know until 1 November, and even then, it could all change later ... .

Note that we have merely seen excerpts of "Yellowhammer", with a title amended to look like "Black Swan", and been told that everything will be ok, Nigel and Boris both believe nodeal will be a swift, clean exit with no adverse consequences for us whatsoever. I am really looking forward to the pink unicorns, the stables are ready and all!

France says 'non merci' to Facebook-backed Libra cryptocurrency

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Boffin

Re: Vive la france!!!

Do not get too excited, the French politicians are as bad liars as politicians in <insert_your_country>.

What he said might mean that they will switch to Libra as a state currency next month, for all anybody knows.

Oops, wait, yeah, we did hand over photos for King's Cross facial-recog CCTV, cops admit

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Headmaster

Does the private company have my consent for holding photos and/or video footage of me ?

CPS, anyone in ?

Icon: closest I could find to a judge.

Divert the power to the shields. 'I'm givin' her all she's got, Captain!'

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Re: Another Place, Another Time

Us greenies know about the greenwashing, it is the average Joe who feels good about filling his tank with the stuff ...

GIMP open source image editor forked to fix 'problematic' name

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WTF?

Where are the Pulp Fiction fans when you need them ?

Gimp - derog. sex slave.

PS: Now, all Glimpse need to do is change the Save dialog back, tired of patching, fixing up, and compiling ... where "Save" overwrites the file opened, like 99.9999% of all editors out there.. THANKS!