* Posts by Hans 1

3797 publicly visible posts • joined 11 Aug 2009

Teen in the dock on terror apologist charge for naming Wi-Fi network 'Daesh 21'

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IT Angle

Re: Next time...

>You mean The Knights Who Say Ni?

IT!

Microsoft puts Windows Updates on a diet with 'differential downloads'

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Pint

@downvoter(s)

Truth hurts, right ? ROFL

Grabs coat^H^H^H^Hbeer!

Hans 1
Windows

Re: So how does this work for a reasonable systems administrator??

>All of this "E.T. Phone Home" stuff looks nice for individuals, but when you need to scale it up, things can get a little bit clogged up.

Scaling is not something MS has ever heard about, they are Microsoft for a reason™.

Hans 1
Boffin

> About time, it's been de facto in parts of the Linux world for a long time.

No, the package manager in Linux looks at all installed packages, it then looks at updates for all packages, as well as the various dependencies.

It then gets the latest and the greatest, no intermediate update BS, provided all dependencies can be met. It will hold back packages for which the dependencies cannot be met ... when you installed a package from somewhere else, for example, say, a debian package on ubuntu or mint, for example.

Of course, NFS, for example, comes in multiple packages, say nfs-common and nfs-client. If nfs common has an update and not nfs-client, it will obviously only get nfs-common.

The big problem in Windows is the monolithic design choice. It keeps biting them again and again, monolithic does not scale. They have a dependency hell they cannot grasp, nobody knows exactly what iumbase.dll, for example, depends on, or what depends on it. So they cannot really have small packages with dependency hierarchy.

The other problem they have is that the whole OS is ui-centric.

Proof: Windows Server Nano, shitloads of ui-centric DLL's in system32, that apparently are used by the backend.

Good development is a ui on top of a backend, like Linux/UNIX, with ui and backend clearly separated. MS cannot do that, because nobody knows what else uses the subsystem they work on ... I think they do not even have clear groups handling the small packages ...

Hans 1
Windows

Differential updates ? Delta patches, surely. Gates claimed in 2003 that they were already issuing "delta patches".

http://blog.seattlepi.com/microsoft/2008/06/24/full-text-an-epic-bill-gates-e-mail-rant/

So, not only is Windows Update patching svchost.exe 45 times when I update a freshly installed Windows 7 SP1 (tbh, I have not counted, this is a wild guess), it gets the whole f'ing package 45 times ?

No wonder Windows Update is such a mess...

Brexit may not mean Brexit at all: UK.gov loses Article 50 lawsuit

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>(please don't downvote without checking):

Checked, still downvoted, though ...

>it's behind every pointless UK privatisation from Railways to Royal Mail. The NHS is next

No it is not ... all EU Directive 91/440 says is that you should separate track management from carriers, allowing private firms to use the tracks, ending state monopoly. It does not say sell infrastructure and trains to 27 (iirc) different companies. Thatcher privatized the shit out of your industry, effectively killing it, openly stating that the financial sector would pick up the GDP slack ... who cares about proles, anyway ?

French railways are still public, yet, private and foreign services use the tracks as well, now. The tracks are public and WILL REMAIN PUBLIC, the historical public train services (as in passenger services) are still operating. Guess what ? France also implemented that directive. Now, it would be greatly appreciated, if you could STFU.

I did not care to read your other points, the first one is so ridiculous ... no, I did ... they are all BS as well ... but I do not have the time now to go over them, this will be the exercise for the reader.

Hans 1

Re: if MPs

@Pen-y-gors

>cancel the Article 50 process.

Which part of "Article 50, once invoked, gives the leaving party 2 years to negotiate leave terms with the EU, if none are found, you leave with nothing." No cancelling because you don't like the terms ...

Article 50 means: out, and any existing terms are considered void.

The EU has the ball, and it can squeeze the living daylights out of the UK, if it so please ... and that for two years ... EU has zero incentive to make the Brexit anything but a nightmare for the UK. The UK knows that they MUST find common ground with the EU in the two years or else they'll be in deep shit (Out with no agreements) ... there is a reason Farage left the political scene, man ;-) -

He is very upset he lost his job in Brussels, which was to stand up for the patriots and racists and get paid for it, every now and insulting his political opponents ... for being bureaucrats like himself ...

Be sure to find him begging to wipe your windscreen at some traffic lights, in years to come.

Windows 10 market share stalls after free upgrade offer ends

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Re: Once upon a time

>MIcrosoft were at the forefront of progress, making computing better and more accessible....

Have they ever been, serious question ... when was the last time ? Must have been decades ago, I cannot remember ... and I am not really what one would call "young" anymore ;-)

I always thought they were playing catch-up, all the time, throwing FUD at the competition, engineering algorithms that would detect a competitor's software and alter the behavior of the computer accordingly ... only to buy time to implement their own crippled variants of the competitor's ideas ...

Hans 1
Happy

Re: Linux and Games...

>What's needed is some kind of integration between Steam for Linux and Wine / Crossover so Windows games that will run under Linux literally can be installed in "a single click".

Try POL.

Hans 1
Windows

Re: "Windows 10's impressive rise"

>The only thing that is impressive about Windows 1 0 is how it did not reach 70% market share in the first six months of its release.

> It took SIX MONTHS for it to take over XP, for Pete's sake.

Yes, and that was by the forceps ... with malware-inspired tactics to get you to upgrade ...

HPE: Wanna revive that support deal for your software? Ha ha ha, har

Hans 1
Linux

Re: Renegotiation is the issue, this is:

@Nate

Why do you put up with this crap ? WHY ?

What I say: I pay, I get service as per contract, OR YOU REFUND ME NOW and I f* off to the competition!

HP: Yes, sir, but I cannot ....

What I say: Oh, not really my problem, is it ... I paid for service, I get service or YOU PAY ME BACK NOW and I go off to competition, second, AND .... LAST reminder on my part.

HP: Mmh, sir ....

What I say: Now, introduce me to your manager if you will, this is your company's last chance to retain me as a customer.

Remember, you pay THEM for a service they MUST provide, or you go elsewhere.

Of course, if you rely on proprietary BS software, you cannot do that and have to bend over ... next time, go open source freet@rd software ... you get none of that, coz, well, you can switch from RedHat to Suse to Oracle (for the LOL's), to Canonical, or to whatever ... with hardly any incidence ... Ok, a little more when switching to Canoncial coz some tools are slightly different ...

Ghost of DEC Alpha is why Windows is rubbish at file compression

Hans 1
Windows

Re: So why not create a new v2 compression scheme?

>Indeed. NTFS itself has already different versions. I think NT3.51 can't read an XP / Win 2K format. I forget when the major change was.

NT4 SP4, iirc ... but NTFS changed again in 2k, then again in XP, maybe again in Fista/7, and certainly once, twice or thrice more in 8, 8.1, 10 ... little, incremental, changes ... NT4 SP4 was a BIG change, though ... I would not use NT4 SP6 to read XP formatted NTFS drive, though .... no trust ... a bit like Office ... NT 3.x cannot, NT4 SP3 or lower cannot ...

Cynical Apple gouges UK with 20 per cent price hike

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Paris Hilton

Re: All according to plan

>It might make imported goods and raw materials more expensive but it makes our exported goods cheaper and more competitive.

What do you produce in the UK and export ? Raspberry pi, ok, easy, what else ? Serious question WHAT ELSE ?

Hans 1
Windows

Nobody around with an MBA or other business strategy-relevant education ?

I have said it already, el reg ... when you hike prices, you have to hike prices just that little bit more to offset a predictable fall in sales (in terms of "number of items"). The effect of a price hike IS NOT linear, how hard is that to understand ? Note, there's no Apple fanboy here, I wrote the same about Dell, HP, or was it IBM ? No, I think I wrote the same about my favorite scapegoat, Microsoft.

Yours,

Hans 1

MHP (Microsoft Most Hated Professional)

PS: If you want to become MHP as well, all you need is basic arithmetic skills ("addition" and "comparison" are sufficient) OR a calculator with required skills to make additions.

BlackBerry DTEK60: An elegant flagship for grown-ups

Hans 1

Re: Nice as it may be to have oodles of camera info

>SD card?

Yes

>Dual or single SIM?

No

>Battery fixed or removeable?

Fixed

Microsoft: Watch out millennials for evil Security Essentials

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WTF?

>Microsoft is warning of fake copies of its Security Essentials that if executed will throw a fake blue screen of death, pwn machines, and lead users to technical support scams.

There I was thinking those were all features of the official Security Essentials ... could somebody enlighten me ? I mean, the one that ships with Windows, as in, loaded from the legit Dell USB stick that Dell sent me on request to reload Windows ... or is there some other that one can download from microsoft.com that does not cause BSOD's or bug checks etc ? Thought not ... besides, my Windows 10 box is already pwn'd by MS, so now I only have to wait for a support scam ... as in, to get the latest version of Directx, please pay $120 or choose the subscription model, $9 a month, latest and greatest directx, spyware etc as soon as they are made available ... courtesy of .... Microsoft.

Microsoft: We're hiking UK cloud prices 22%. Stop whining – it's the Brexit

Hans 1

Re: Brexit again?

>would've got cross, spiteful and patronising very quickly I suspect.

Spot on, that is exactly how we behave despite the result of the election, because a Brexit is brain-dead, no ifs, buts, or maybes ...

It is so dumb a move that even the conservatives have realized it is political suicide to implement it, hence Cameron's and Boris' resignations. It is ok now, because nothing much has changed ... it will be a whole different story this time in two years, though, funny that the only politician with enough balls is Theresa May ... I guess she is in the office for something different, got to do with NSA and shit, could not care less for her country she has already repeatably betrayed anyway .... AND it will all get even worse in 5 years, when you will all line up on all fours to vote 90% for a come back into the EU ... the problem will be that all the banks will have left, the automobile and IT industries will have left as well ... never be the same again, will it ?

Hans 1
Pint

Re: £

@Terry

It is pointless, I have tried and tried, linking to reliable sources etc ... you cannot hammer any sense into Brexiters ... hopeless. The worst, a great many British politicians, members of parliament (!) pull this one every day as soon as anybody mentions Brussels or the EU ... "If you repeat a lie often enough, people will believe it."

I have linked to encyclopedias, quoted experts ... and Brexiters come with: Farage is right, experts, encyclopedias, https://europa.eu/european-union/law/legal-acts_en are all wrong, Farage, in his infinite wisdom and cowardise, is always right ... if only Brexiters could tell me where Bongo-Bongo land is, I would love to visit the place ...

Have a pint for the effort!

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Happy

Re: definitely something to dump at the feet of the leave crowd.

>But of course given a legitimate cause for a price rise, how many companies are going to restrict that rise to just that which is justified?

Do you understand business ? When you hike a price, you sell less, so you usually have to hike the price somewhat more to find the sweetspot ... that is why the hike is so much more than the actual devaluation of the pound.

Besides, MS is losing money left-right and center ... don't worry, cloudy price hikes across the board/world to compensate for falling cashflow in other business units and the good part, as I told you, you cannot easily migrate from Office 360 ... I have pop corn, need more beer ...

Blizzard blighted by another DDoS storm

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Mushroom

Yeah, yeah, yeah, good excuse, they found back then ... I watch the kids play this game, overwatch ... they spend about a third of the time "waiting" to be added to a game ... and, Blizzard have the decency to call it "Quick game" ... 2 minutes waiting time, which happens quite frequently, plus the 30 seconds to choose your character (which is useless, since you can select you character in the map), plus 30 seconds to allow defendants to get into position (the only waiting time that makes sense).

FFS, even when you want to play AI bots, which I tried ... immediately choosing highest level AI (more fun), I gave up after waiting 3 whole minutes ...

They should call it OverPatient !

icon: D.Va just sent you a present ;-)

Today the web was broken by countless hacked devices – your 60-second summary

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Mushroom

>Unlike your PC or your phone, IoT devices don’t have the memory and processing to be secured properly, so they are easily compromised by adversaries and it’s very difficult to detect when that happens.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no! Oh Mamma-mia, Mamma-mia, Mamma-mia let him go! That is the BS at its worst. Shut up, do some other job, you, sir, are not fit for working in IT. Christ!

As if processing power is required to block telnet or do away with hard-coded passwords.

All IoT devices MUST have open source software, must be update-able over the network, and perform the update from secure servers, look for updates on a weekly basis. All above and future problems solved. Don't adhere to this, don't get a license from FCC, EU etc

The man running HPE's Microsoft Azure biz says shiz this... after eight months

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Happy

An officer leaves the sinking ship

Brexit killed any hopes of growth in global technology spending

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Meh

Re: Move to EU spend

>That should result in plenty of IT spend.

Not IT spend, transport spend, maybe a little bandwidth increase ... think, good bye present ...

Think virtual reality is just about games? Think again, friend

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VR is DEAD in da Egg

Nobody, you hear, nobody is gonna wear special glasses - that is why TV3D did not take off ... fun 2 minutes for a geek ... won't work ... do away with silly goggles, yes, might work, this time next century ...

Mozilla strangling SHA-1

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Re: untrusted click through

Import the cert, no click through, even ... beware, SHA-1 will be removed one day or the other ... from all main browsers. You can still get any old portable firefox and run that alongside just for your PDU, note, also, that it is wiser to do so ;-) Easy!

Microsoft keeps schtum as more battery woes hit Surface sufferers

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Windows

Bought Microsoft hardware? Not sorry for you, you got all you deserved.

Linux Foundation whacks open JavaScript projects umbrella

Hans 1
Boffin

Re: The problem with JavaScript in web pages...

>Anyone who understands HTML could, in my view, use frames and/or tables to accomplish what hundreds of kilobytes of downloaded script (written by others) seems to do.

Ever heard of CSS ? That is even more likely to replace JavaScript .... AND .... WTF, tables are for tables of DATA, NOTHING ELSE, got it ?

Why am I so against you using tables for layout ?

1, layout can be easily done in css

2. table-based layouts fuck up software like JAWS, so the blind cannot get a clear read-out of your site

HPE tops in tape. Yes, tape is still a thing

Hans 1

> taking share from other vendors in this mature, declining market is paying off.

Now, that is what I call intelligent ... take shares in Titanic while she's sinking ... d'oh!!!!

Who is using tape anyway ? No, whatever you say, there are far better alternatives for each and every use case that are even much cheaper!

LG’s V20 may be the phone of the year. So why the fsck can’t you buy it?

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I have a LG g4 Stylus here ...

I tried to copy a file from media card to internal memory ... I seemed to remember I could just, you know, copy paste ... nope. You can copy, cannot paste ... WHAT IS THE BLOODY POINT OF BEING ABLE TO COPY IF YOU CANNOT PASTE ???? This was, afaik, LG "File Manager". There are no options in the various menus either ... share to File Manager, if you "really" insist on using "share" ... which I, personally, think is pants, but ok.

Useless .... off I go into marketplace (or whatever it's called) to get a decent file manager for Android ... the Acer one had top marks, got that ... and it had "Copy to" which worked .... but baaad memories of another time sprang to life in my mind.

One Windows cleaner, NT4 MCSE iirc, came up to me asking "how to I copy paste?" I thought it was some practical joke or something, come on, he must know ... went to his workstation, asked him .... ok, how do you copy that file to your desktop .... and the guy went into the explorer menu and pointed at "copy to" ... right above that you had Copy ...

Back to Android ... why do all phones assume I have a limited data plan while I am connected to WIFI, why do they torture pictures sent via email ????

Ohh, BTW ... I had this problem with BB10 as well, only for files downloaded using the browser, though .... I am a BB10 fanboy, but that limitation sucks and is soooo very un-BB10, too late to get fixed, I guess ... :-(

DISCLAIMER: I know you can paste in an email ... a tortured image, yes ... bastards, but to another folder ...

NHS patients must be taught to share their data, says EU lobby group

Hans 1

>I don't have a problem with that as long as their is a big box saying 'Feck Off' I can tick....

No, no, no, no, no ... you want UNCHECKED boxes:

I am happy for you to share my medical records with public authorities

I am happy for you to share my medical records with private authorities

Check boxes must be unchecked, optional, clearly marked in a wider box that explains a bit more about WHAT data they intend to share etc. A list of fields with user friendly names (descriptions) MUST be provided, can be on separate page clearly linked-to in the description directly above check boxes.

And yes, I think we need to ensure the NHS, or national equivalent in other states, gets a standard fixed amount per "shared" patient record.

I am, of course, very upset about the EU funding these data thieves ...

Hans 1

Re: While the data might be limited to Pharma

>Posting anon because we can be sure that Google, Amazon and the rest will have bots reading this forum.

Beware of cookies and browser tabs as well, mate, all the best!

US reactor breaks fusion record – then runs out of cash and shuts down

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Re: Money

>And I'm guessing they ran out of money just after the electricity bill arrived?

Thanks, laughed a good 5 minutes, there!

US government wants Microsoft 'Irish email' case reopened

Hans 1

Re: users don't control where data resides?

>I've chosen to not use those services and instead opt for a private service which suits my taste.

Yes, you work in IT ... d'oh! Joe Public cannot ...

Orange blows up French govt website in terrorism censorship snafu

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Happy

Sacré bleu, tonnerre de Brest!

Merci, Orange, pour nous avoir offert un DDOS sur le site du ministère de l'intérieur, "quite a feat!" comme on dit de l'autre coté de la manche, vous remontez dans mon estime! Si vous auriez l'amabilité de réitérer l'exploit, ce coup-ci j'ai du pop-corn pour mieux en profiter!

Merci, aussi, au ministère de l'intérieur d'avoir mis en service un site nous expliquant pourquoi on a pas le droit de voir quelque chose ... cela me fait penser a une blague de Coluche: "Dites-moi ce dont vous avez besoin, je vous expliquerai comment vous en passer."

La censure sur internet, c'est INEFFICACE, non, FUTILE, même les chinois n'y arrivent pas ... on va finir par vous prendre pour des gros cons, nous, les informaticiens ... MDR.

Microsoft boffins: Who needs Intel CPUs when you've got FPGAs?

Hans 1

Re: Awesome!!

Every time I read "Bing" I cannot help thinking of BINGO!!! and have a smile come to my face, accompanied by a little chuckle ... seriously!

With Windows 10, they keep changing the search setting back to Windows & Internet, because they want to force Windows 10 users into using Edge+Bing, even if they just want to open notepad. So I guess there are now more than 12 people "using" Bing.

Then you have the slimy "corporate policy" nutcases who impose IE 11 or Edge + Bing on their proles via GPO ...

Hans 1
Windows

Microsoft has "boffins"

Learn something every day, don't you ? Are they also allowed to the Crayola, FisherPrice, and Duplo tables in the rest rooms or are those reserved for Support, Development, and Marketing, only ?

Hans 1
Joke

Re: 50mhz

Ohhhh, come on, nobody was able to turn the handle fast enough to reach 50Mhz, it was quite tight, 50mhz sounds about right ....

Marmite's not the only national treasure hit by Brexit. Will someone think of the PCs?

Hans 1
Joke

Re: Stupid?

>So, please give some clear examples.

Alright:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExWfh6sGyso

Hans 1
Coffee/keyboard

Re: Act now!

>"Windsor" is a German name?

You, sir, owe me a new keyboard!

You seriously think that that monarch's official surname is "Windsor" ? Please, I beg you, please tell me you're American ... that's the last little hope I have left ... at least you would have an excuse ...

Hans 1

Re: and yet

Congrats, you found an "excuse" to hang on to, great ... what a feat! Problem I found is, there are publications earlier that state the pound is overvalued, however, nowhere near what torygraph claims.

Anyway, BoE took quite some time to react to the situation, as it only started touching interest rates in August ... wait and see ... if this is not pure Brexit-caused drop, which would make some sense, we are not even out yet, lets wait and see ... for the reasons I have outlined time and time again about the effects of a hard Brexit, by 2018, pound will be roughly 2:1 to the Dollar and Euro. Welcome back to the 70's, where everything murikan was horrendously expensive, as will be the German and French goods ... Winter of Discontent, anybody ?

Hans 1

Re: PC sales are down everywhere, can't blame Brexit

>With the pound dropping I see the cost of labor dropping, potentially making Britain a good offshoring location.

1. Where are your factories ? You know, those that you did away with in 70's and 80's because the financial sector was gonna take over that part of GDP ?

2. Where is your infrastructure ? British rail ? ROFL, obsolete. Public transportation ? Outside of London, unreliable to non-existent, depending on areas. London ? Still too expensive to locate to. Shit, even your motorways are in a dire state.

3. You are not gonna get any offshorers who need to import parts from other countries because of tariffs ... you, sir, live in a fancy world :-). Seriously, who in their right mind is gonna offshore to a country where you have relatively cheap labour (still, nothing like Asia or Africa), but where you have to pay tariffs to get spares in and tariffs to export the produce ? Thought so ...

Now, don't you go thinking that little Britain is a "big" market by any means, IT IS NOT, on its own, it is a small market. I have warned you time, and time again .... haven't I ? Britain is no longer a world power, Britain is a relatively small yet expensive market, considering its size, the average wages, and its tariffs.

Hans 1
Happy

Re: Ah, the year 1 school of thought

> a) There is no evidence that it was intellectually a sensible idea to vote to stay, there is no evidence that there is an upside to staying in a club that has consistently failed to deliver anything good for you.

I, personally, on theregister forums, have spent time trying to thump some sense into you brexiters, and I don't even vote in the UK, don't really care what you do. All you guyz were doing is "fingers in ears and LALALALALALALA". What else can I do ? At least, I tried.

I will summarize my arguments below:

"Brussels" as you call it, is not some undemocratic institution imposing its directives on you. Your prime minister, along with the heads of state of all other EU members designates the head of the commission (This is something BRITAIN wanted and imposed on us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES!), the president of the commission then chooses some "colleagues" that are vetted by the European parliament (which has a number of British MEP's). Claiming the BRITS have no say in choosing the head of the commission is BOLLOCKS. Saying European directives are imposed on you IS BOLLOCKS!

The single market has a lot of benefits and, as such, has a price. We want the single market to grow (in GDP terms, or better GMP, in this case), so we subsidize poorer areas, like Cornwall, some parts of Poland, Greece etc as well as farmers, because they are essential in feeding us (d'oh????) ... This has a further price, agreed. Obviously, the money Britain puts in the pot is NOT directly given back to Britain in form of subsidies, because the EU uses those funds to improve the economic conditions in poor areas across the union.

However, being a member of the single market gives you access to one of the world's largest markets, a lot of foreign non-EU companies have factories in the UK producing goods for "export" into the EU, the City enjoys passporting rights which means a lot of international banks have chosen London for their head offices to cater for all markets in the EU..... I could go on.

Just because some lunatic coward cretin managed to convince you that all our woes were due to undemocratic, dictatorial, socialist, nazi, or <whatever they came up with> "Brussels", you voted Leave.

The worst, the Leave camp saw that there were not enough cretins in the UK to win the vote, so they had to get the "real black holes" on the boat as well, somebody (I think it was Farage) came up with "Sergey the foreigner" stealing plumbing jobs from "honest" London plumbers.

We have warned you more than once, I said all the "experts" were on my side ... you believe professional liars over "experts", your call!

Imagine, would you hire a plasterer to design your network security landscape ? Well, exactly what Britain just did.

Again, I don't care, I just felt like playing "Catcher in the Rye" again ... I'll never learn, I guess ...

Hans 1

Re: Stupid?

>So yes we export more, but our pay can buy less. Is that what you really want?

Where are our factories with which we export ? Do you mean the car industry like Honda & co ? They're off to the continent, soon, because the spares come from Japan/Korea etc, depending on manufacturer, and double tariffs kills it for them ... what else is left ? Serious question, I might be wrong, I might be missing something, something big, that is wholly produced in the UK and exported ...

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Paris Hilton

Re: Stupid?

>Norway-style accees to the single market area and that requires that the extreme Brexit hardliners are all sidelined.

This actually means common-market access with obligation to implement European directives which, you will have guessed by now, you have ABSOLUTELY NO SAY in drafting, right now, you still have your MEP's, soon, you will have to implement Brussel's laws without them ... so much for "we are governed by Brussels" ROFL!

Why OpenCAPI is a declaration of interconnect fabric war

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@Mage +1

As for this article's comment section: I am saddened, this is actually revolutionary news in this day and age and the comment section is hopelessly empty.

Believe me or not, I was dreaming about something like this the other day ... ok, I had server-grade "pi's" in mind - this is actually all that is missing .... design a new pi with high-speed interconnect, get 100 of them, hook them up over a high speed interconnect, put linux on it, and you have a 400 core system, for half the price of a single Intel® Xeon® Processor E7-8893 v4 ...

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OpenCAPI, anything to do with ISDN???

Am I the only one who thought some lunies were trying to revive ISDN, just by reading the title ?

The IRS spaffed $12m on Office 365 subscription IT NEVER USED

Hans 1

Re: Good Citizens?

> Is that because they are 'good citizens', from a tax payment viewpoint?

Of course they ain't, if the IRS is after them for billions, they must be doing something wrong, right ?

How a chunk of the web disappeared this week: GlobalSign's global HTTPS snafu explained

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Happy

I bet the subcontractor company will not even have to pay a dime in repairs for damage done ... because the contract most likely has a big disclaimer ... never subcontract your core business to anybody, ever ! Makes sense ? Not to everybody ...

Congrats on taking down that large a chunk of the web, as well as other corporate services, was quite a feat!

Queen Lizzie awarded good behaviour medal

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Happy

Re: Commander in chief

>She's a waste of space and the institution is a national embarrassment for a so called modern democracy.

Come on, she is the crown attraction of London zoo. Mind, all the tourists see are her serfs dressed-up like prima donnas, but it works, they all come in the hope of seeing a medieval head of state.

Upvoted, but I disagree with her interfering with politics, shit, I would force her to step down immediately, dismiss all her mates in the house of hereditary lard, while we are at it and organize a presidential and general election for both houses ... you know, to achieve some form of democratic government, with an elected head of state.

One prime minister with one elected chamber is NOT enough, you have no counter balance, and the house of hereditary lard is undemocratic, so does not count.

Like it or not, here are ALL your October Microsoft patches

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Boffin

Who can come up with the real reason for this change?

My gut-feeling is the following:

1. MS changes WSUS to automatically install patch

2. Customer changes it back to "ask"

3. cf 1, cf 2, cf 1, cf 2

4. MS is sick and tired of doing 1. and decides to bundle everything, rendering the setting useless!

@AC: Linux update woes ? Not seen any since 2006. I have had issues when I "upgraded" to a Linux with systemd, but regular updates ? Nope, none here ... good thing is, I get them very regularly, the better even thing is, I hardly ever have to reboot. As for FreeBSD update woes, been using FreeBSD since version 4.2, have seen none.