* Posts by Hans 1

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Dodgy dealer on Amazon lures marks towards phishing site

Hans 1
WTF?

> A rogue merchant, called Sc-Elegance, is primarily offering high-end electronics, advertising them as "used – like new" at significantly lower costs than in the shops. However, when the shopper adds the item to their basket and checks out, it redirects them away from Amazon to make the payment at a convincing phishing site.

If I get this, customer clicks "Add to basket" (or whatever it is called) then "checkout" on amazon.co.uk and the customer is "somehow" redirected to a third party site, then, sorry for you Amazon, but you are accomplice to fraud.

Are we 100% sure customer does not click a link in the description or something ? Is customer REALLY using the Amazon's checkout button ? How is this possible ?

3... 2...1... and 123-Reg hit by DDoSers. Again

Hans 1
Happy

Re: Tin foil twat thought...

>If I was the unscrupulous owner of a DDoS-protection service, I might be inclined to arrange a couple of high-level DDoS attacks just to drive a bit more business my way.

No need, the IoT twat dev's have done you a favor, by selling security sieves ... on a massive scale, so easy to crack that it is almost a joke.

TCL vows to keep BlackBerry alive

Hans 1
Mushroom

Nice, I just want a secure device, I do not care about physical keyboards, portrait or landscape displays ... I would also like said device to have loads of storage, like, when I stick a 128Gb microsd into one, I want the OS to use that as storage where one can install apps, not just store photos/videos/music, no, it is NOT the dev who decides where I put my apps, it is my phone, I decide FFS.

The thing I hate about android is just that, combined with lousy internal storage in terms of capacity and brain-dead storage management, tell me, how many more copies of that app do you need to store on the device, why is ONE NOT ENOUGH ???

Folders return to Windows 10's Start Thing

Hans 1
Windows

Re: Does anyone even use the Win 10 start mess?

It happened again this morning.

I put laptop to sleep by closing lid.

I open lid, click, and the login manager appears.

I type password, I know for sure password is correct, I retry ... same, wrong password or username.

This time, I select Sleep from menu, wait for it to sleep (almost immediate), hold power button to wake up from sleep, enter password, all fine ... Do I open a support request ?

Hans 1
Linux

Re: Does anyone even use the Win 10 start mess?

>Except linux does not run what I need.

Yes, YMV or so it appears, I think Windows does not run what I need, actually, it runs a gazillion processes in the background I don't need that use up resources ... even after I have stopped all services I do not need.

One thing, regarding pinning apps to the dock on Windows is a nightmare in gnome 3.

Imagine:

I have LibreOffice installed from the repos and I would like to test a newer version from the libreoffice website ... I download, install it (to /opt) and start swriter, for example, I pin that to the Gnome 3 dock and close it ... re-launching it from the dock opens the version from the repos ... pretty sure it uses a .desktop file somewhere ... but, FFS. I need to check if there is a bug for that, sorry Gnome guyz, have not had the time to check, yet ...

Mind, this morning, my Windows 10 system was asleep and I wake it ... it asks for password ... I type password, it tells me my password is incorrect (I know for sure it was not), retry and same, I check usual suspects ... CAPS-LOCK, keyboard layout (US English Windows in France thinks I need French keyboard ... nobody does), nope, English layout ... I decide to restart the box (reboot fixes everything, right ?), the login manager vanishes and appears again, less than a second, I think "WTF", type my password, and get to the desktop ... I start working and about 3 minutes later (YES, 3 minutes!!!!- I was already programming, it might have taken longer, I don't keep my eyes on the clock, but I had already checked email, theregister headlines, opened vpn etc and was typing away in vim!!!!!) the MozartF*ck*r thinks it is perfect timing to honor the previous "restart windows" request .... sometimes, I think I need anger management training.

Hans 1

Re: Unbelievable

>Any UX Professional will proudly tell you that The First Rule Of Usability is 'don't listen to users'.

Obligatory xkcd

https://xkcd.com/1770/

Ransomware scum: 'I believe I'm a good fit. See attachments'

Hans 1
Boffin

CV in an Office Document

I keep my CV in OpenOffice and send PDF's, no need to send office documents, if they require Word documents, no need to apply, I don't want to work for idiots.

The good thing about PDF is that is as vulnerable as Office with Macros ... how many PDF 0-days in 2016 ? Precisely. Most HR systems have not been patched for those discovered in 2012, let alone 2013 ...

Hans 1
Boffin

Re: Macros

There is no excuse for macros. Re-write them as PowerShell of VisualBasic scripts ... data files are designed to host DATA, NOT PROGRAMS, keep data and program logic apart and you will never have a problem.

Cancel! that! yacht! order! Marissa! – Verizon's! still! cold! on! Yahoo! gobble!

Hans 1
Happy

Verizon wants a better deal, yahoo have no choice ... Verizon can get Yahoo for under $1bn, all it takes is time .... they could say that given the security issues, they are not sure they trust yahoo staffers, the share price plummets to $10 and they slurp it up.

Google nukes ad-blocker AdNauseam, sweeps remains out of Chrome Web Store

Hans 1
Angel

Re: Come on

>Of course not. It only simulated clicks.

Yes, and probably the best feature it has ... thanks, google, will install asap.

Fedora 25: You've got that Wayland feelin', oh, that Wayland feelin'

Hans 1
Happy

> This release also sees the GNOME extensions API being declared "stable".

Wow, it is 2017 and Gnome 3 has finally reached Beta! I will have to look into this more in detail ...

Hans 1
Joke

>Fortunately it seems Redshift-like features may be coming straight to GNOME itself.

Does that mean that Gnome 3 will distance itself from us at "very" high speed ? Thank god for that, I can already claim: "Best news of 2017" ... and the year has only just started!

Routes taken by UK prosecutors over supply of modified TV set-top boxes

Hans 1
Headmaster

> "circumvention of effective technological measures"

This is non-sense, if the technological measures can be circumvented, surely they are "ineffective" by definition, right ?

Ex-soldier pleads guilty to terror crime after not revealing iPhone PIN

Hans 1
Unhappy

Re: Something fishy about this story

>I think French media also see them as coercing financial support through crime in France.

Apart from Kurdish militants being killed in France, I have not heard anything about crimes involving Kurdes in France ... have a source ?

D-Link sucks so much at Internet of Suckage security – US watchdog

Hans 1
Mushroom

WTF

> "D-Link denies the allegations outlined in the complaint[...]"

Well, you can deny all you want, fancy a list of CVE's ? The vulns have been published, no denying, sir, get your act together!

Insane blackhats behind world's most expensive ransomware 'forget' to backup crypto keys

Hans 1
Windows

>No-one has paid; this is a good thing, even for victims laden with cash, since the attackers cannot decrypt files because encryption keys are not saved locally or transmitted to command and control servers.

>"Let us emphasise that the cyber criminals behind this KillDisk variant cannot supply their victims with the decryption keys to recover their files, despite those victims paying the extremely large sum demanded by this ransomware," ESET researchers Robert Lipovsky and Peter Kalnai say.

Time will tell if anybody pays, sure, but there is no causality between blackhats being able to decrypt files and the victims paying up... victims will usually discover that the files cannot be decrypted after they have paid, I guess ... unless you expect the blackhats to be honest (ROFL) and admit they cannot decrypt files, which I find unlikely. They will cash-in and run off.

Lenovo shows off 'Microsoft-friendly' VR cosplay at CES

Hans 1

> Consumers are holding on to their existing PCs for longer, own a range of devices, and now no longer see buying a new computer as a top priority.

Nobody wants Windows 8, 8.1, or 10...

Internet of Sh*t has an early 2017 winner – a 'smart' Wi-Fi hairbrush

Hans 1
WTF?

Re: People can be dimwits.

>Exhibit A: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTGjZx9PiL0

CNet ? They hailed Windows Me, Windows XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, and 10, claiming they were the fastest, most reliable and usable OS' out there ...

I wonder how cnet manage to still attract readers/viewers ... BS purveyor, if you ask me.

Hans 1
Happy

Kerastase, the company selling average products that can be had elsewhere for 1/10 of the price, jumps onto the IoT bandwagon ... why am I not surprised?

They are a ripoff, that is why you can only find them in hair saloons, because as soon as the competing products are placed next to theirs and a punter looks through the ingredients, punter can find 1:1 alternative products, without the ripoff brand on the bottle, at a ridiculously lower price.

Apple sued by parents of girl killed by driver 'distracted by FaceTime'

Hans 1
Happy

>Just another greedy Texas idiot.

What a wonderful way to describe the lawyer representing the family in this case.

@el reg, please, please, please, we need a "Don't feed the lawyers" icon!

MacBook killer? New Lenovo offering sexed up with XPoint booster

Hans 1
Devil

MacBook Killer ?

On the planet where I live, MacBooks are not the hype iPhone was. Apple has already killed the MacBook by soldering RAM&Storage, if you ask me. Only an idiot would buy a machine with soldered components that frequently fail/are user upgradable on other comparable systems. I like MacOS very much, FreeBSD fan here, but no way in hell will I buy a MacBook with soldered RAM/Storage.

I just looked at the T560, it is overpriced as well, much like a MacBook, and resale value is much, much, much less compared to a MacBook ...

The T560 comes with either Windows 7 or 10, I want neither, I want Linux, folks, or better, FreeBSD. I would expect Lenovo to offer a Suse Enterprise Linux option, would you not ?

Beastie icon, well, the closest I could find to one.

Programmer finds way to liberate ransomware'd Google Smart TVs

Hans 1
Boffin

Re: I'll stick to...

>Blaupunkt

Is a name, that is all ... you get a TV mass produced, pay the owners of the Blaupunkt brand some money and are allowed to put a Blaupunkt sticker onto them ... it is that simple ... like Polaroid ... slightly more expensive than the noname, exact same parts, same specs etc. You pay $1 or $2 more for the "brand" ... to make you feel good.

Hans 1
Windows

>How come people LOVE computers to be as open as possible, but want their TVs to be closed?

I don't want it to be closed, that is the whole point, it is closed, therefore unreliable. If it were easy to flash custom rom onto a TV (I have not even looked) I would probably try ... something like DD-WRT for TV's would be nice ... if I can control what runs on the TV, I would be happy to enable smart functionality, since I cannot, I will not.

I know most of you are very happy with closed source-"security through obscurity"-software ... I am not.

Hans 1
Thumb Up

Re: "SmartTV's are fine, as long as you do not give them access to a network"

> Plus, how long till we learn that Smart TV's scan nearby Wi-Fi connections?

Ok, will rip the antennas out of the TV over the weekend, thanks for the hint! Just imagine, some script kiddie neighbour hacks the TV's wifi ...

Note that I have hidden the remote to the TV, not needed, as we use the set top box and amp, all goes into HDMI1 on the TV.

Hans 1
Happy

>This alone should make a lot of people put them on the shit-list of openly consumer hostile companies (though I fear it won't).

LG are on my shitlist, now ... and I have an LG 3d TV, it has never been anywhere near my network, though, and I have never even tried the "smart" functionality ... I use it as a monitor for watching TV/movies, the pi or the game consoles. No way in hell will I allow anyone around here use the smart functionality ... besides, I am sure the smart "functionality" is borken (youtube etc) as I have not bothered updating the firmware.

1. Why allow people to install software that is not vetted onto a TV ?

2. Factory reset procedure MUST BE in the manual, WTF ???

SmartTV's are fine, as long as you do not give them access to a network. This certainly is silly, why buy functionality you will not be using and the answer is there were no cost-effective alternatives I could find when I bought it ... like the IoT scales I bought last year, ripped antenna out, safe now.

Sad thing is, the average punter will use the functionality and get 0wned, sooner or later, because the devs who wrote the "smart" functionality are the same devs who wrote the IoT crap. Pretty sure there are ways to enable telnet with admin/admin login on these things ... for testing, debugging, and diagnostics ... you understand ...

Russian 'grid attack' turns out to be a damp squib

Hans 1

Re: "An anonymous source told the Washington Post"

>Guardian-levels

Would you be so kind as to point me to one, yes, a single Guardian article containing fabricated news, please ?

I know the Telegraph, Daily Fail, Sun, Times and Sunday Times are full of it. Just to be sure ... what newspapers, if any, do you read ?

PS: I do not live in the UK, have never really lived there and have but limited exposure to British newspapers, the only British rags I find around here are tabloid trash full of BS, Sunday Times and Guardian. From my experience, Guardian is "sort of" Ok, compared to the rest ... it was also chosen by the folks over at wikileaks ... must mean something, right ? Sort of, like, hm "trustworthy" ...

As for the story here, I think the journo did not do his homework properly and, as is expressed in the article, that is not always an easy thing to do. I mean, the journo certainly made sure the whistle-blower was working for the power company, that seems quite clear .... getting confirmation from the power company would have been harder, even if it had been the truth ...

BTW, exaggeration is common in US media, from what I have seen ...

Ridiculously small Linux build lands with ridiculously few swears

Hans 1

Re: Which graphics?

>Nvidia's closed drivers run pretty well [...]

The whole point of running Linux is to avoid closed software or, iow, having software on your box that you cannot trust because you do not know what it is doing.

I understand the high-end nvidia graphics cards require proprietary nvidia drivers ... but I think freet@rds are working on that.

So, nvidia:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYWzMvlj2RQ

US cops seek Amazon Echo data for murder inquiry

Hans 1
Black Helicopters

Re: Really??

>Or maybe their NSA buddies can help with that?

NSA have the data and have provided it to the FBI already, however, FBI need to obtain data legally ....

The Register's Top 20 Most-Commented Stories in 2016

Hans 1
Happy

Re: To Brexit or Not To Brexit

>I voted OUT because they wouldn't give us Boaty McBoatface

I did not vote, I was not registered because I do not care what you do over there ... I do not think I am alone, on this side of the Channel, to think that ... sérieusement, on s'en tape le coquillard, bon vent!

Hans 1
Happy

Re: I'd love to see a top 20...

> Nowadays, I just read the main article and maybe the first couple of posts before the flamewars start.

Nowadays, I read the article, skip the first few posts to get directly into the flamewars ... the joy of upsetting "whoever" or getting fsck'd by others is priceless ... and I do not care about badges, up or downvotes ... I see it as a comment@rd game, sometimes you win, other times you lose ... who cares ... that is el'reg for me .... and I never stop learning thanks to you lot, thanks a million to all for that, BTW, Happy New Year ... and don't take my rants personal, they're not, remember, I don't know you ;-).

PS: Please DON'T UPVOTE THIS - it is not meant to be a cheesy up-vote-generator.

Trio charged with $4m insider trading by hacking merger lawyers

Hans 1
Black Helicopters

Re: Lawyers lose small change behind the sofa

>The way they got that information is illegal, not how they used that information.

No, the thing is, only a select few are allowed to perform insider trading, the top 1%, anybody else who is not a member of the club gets hung, quartered, and drafted for that.

Meet the Internet of big, lethal Things

Hans 1
Happy

>because then the bad guys might figure out how to hack them".

"because then the bad guys WILL figure out that the system is connected to the net for telemetry reasons and accessible over telnet after knocking on ports 12, then 34, and finally 56, passwords are admin/admin, of course".

TFTFJD

Twas the week before Xmas ... not a creature was stirring – except Microsoft admitting its Windows 10 upgrade pop-up went 'too far'

Hans 1
Facepalm

>And why the security argument? surely an updated older version they still support should be close to being as secure (slurping apart, obviously) as the current version.

Hello ? Hell Ohhhhhh ?????? Slurping has been backported, all the way back to 7 .... and maybe Vista, but nobody runs that, so ... and with the bulk updates you cannot easily prevent the slurping from getting installed, you "could" uninstall it, but who tells you that the updates have not left some BS behind .... after the 10 nagware disaster, I would not be surprised, hence, my downvote ... enjoy it ;-)

Hans 1
Coffee/keyboard

Re: How the Mighty have Fallen

>Waaaay back in 1998, Microsoft released the greatly anticipated Windows98 at gala midnight retail extravaganzas, where people actually stood in queue waiting for the doors to open.

Yeah, and that was only because Windows 95 spent 50% of its time booting-up and throwing BSOD's than anything else .... so 98 was really needed ...

Hans 1
Happy

Re: The weirdness that is Microsoft

>Sadly Microsoft don't have a monopoly on that. It's these UX experts who get everywhere like a plague of mice.

Gnome 3 and Gimp 2.8+, to name but two non-Microsoft pieces of softwarecrap ...

I do not know where these guyz get their weird ideas from, somebody is a head too tall, if you ask me ... worst is, basic immutable software design "RULES" are considered "philosophical verbiage" when one mentions them, such as "principle of least surprise" ... which, imho, is the number 1 rule of software design, if you ignore that, you should not be allowed near digital devices, as simple as that, no, NOT A JOKE ... I try as hard as I can to keep software that does not adhere to that principle/rule off my hardware. Look at the downloads of Gimp ... more 2.6 downloads than ANY OTHER VERSION SINCE, if that is not a sign ... apparently, not to the Gimp team, I have tried telling them and was told about a deity, corporate policy of other BS as the reason (I cannot remember, some standard BS reply), and no, mentioning the number of downloads did not deter them from their foolish decision ... people actually have to go through "heaps" to get the 2.6 version iso the latest, still ... nope, that is how we want to do it ...

Hans 1
Happy

>>I'm still waiting for the virus that replaces Windows with a linux distribution...

>Virus? In my books that would be a cure to a virus. Sort of like antibiotics are for bacterial infections.

Hm, that would trigger the year of the Linux desktop instantly and most users would not even realize, at least since the Windows 10 nagware .... hmm, maybe even get a nobel prize for writing it .... hm .... which distribution, Mint ? with Redmond theme ? ... hm ... shall I ?

Hans 1
Joke

Re: M$ Long History

>That'd be Linux then ! Seriously how many users have compiled anything to get a fully-functioning system ?

Lets ask a Gentoo user!

Hans 1

Re: M$ Long History

@ JC_

Keyword "CDE", for example, had not one, but 7 or 8 (cannot remember, too lazy to look it up) "start" menus ... no, they were not called start menus ... I am also too lazy to look up the patents MS holds on that thing, all I can say is, there is prior art all over the place.

Hans 1
Windows

Re: M$ Long History

@Version 1.0

>I think they did magic getting Windows to run at all on the friggin' huge variety of hardware and different manufacturers drivers out in the PC wild world

I beg your pardon ? Seriously, I beg your pardon ?

Linux runs more efficiently, on a larger variety of hardware, with most (something like 95%) drivers contributed by enthusiasts, with hardware manufacturers trying to torpedo these same drivers since day one ... this has changed somewhat in the last, what, 5 years, with manufacturers developing their own set of drivers for Linux, but still ... Get a clue or change profession ... I heard they were looking for window cleaners in Hull!

Docker opens up crucial container plumbing code cunningly disguised as 'boring infrastructure'

Hans 1
Paris Hilton

Re: Docker/Windows

> IT is one giant clusterfuck.

Talk for your datacenter, get some fresh air, Nordic Mint ?

Windows 10 nags, Dirty Cow, Microsoft's Linux man love: The Reg's big ones for 2016

Hans 1
Unhappy

Re: Windows 10 upgrade suvivor

>It was hard, and I'd like to celebrate.

Past tense ? it only just begun .... in 2020 you will be able to celebrate, until then, good luck and keep up the good faith. Their tactics have somewhat shifted to Windows Update, making it as painful an experience as could possibly be - after all, you really pissed them off when you refused to upgrade and they are making you pay for it ... every month.

Feel sad for you, good luck!

Don't pay up to decrypt – cure found for CryptXXX ransomware, again

Hans 1
Happy

Re: Why doesn't

> & before anyone says implement that policy yourself, just try doing that yourself first and tell me how easy it is to ensure it works not just for the temp folder but also ANY randomly named subfolder under temp.

Do you want a POC ? Very easy ...

Look up HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\VBSFile\Shell\Open\Command, see the "%SystemRoot%\System32\WScript.exe" "%1" %* String value ?

Do this:

"%SystemRoot%\System32\WScript.exe" "c:\path\to\My\script.vbs" "%1" %*

Your VBS would then have code to check if "%1" is in %TEMP%/Desktop/Downloads (subfolders thereof) and if so, simply refuse to run and print a big fat warning, else just run it.

This is trivial VBS code, using instr, msgbox, and ShellExecute ... look it up, you might even find working examples on google ... easily defeated by using a binary, but if VBS is a problem ....

Do the same for HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\VBEFile\Shell\Open\Command

Would take me less than 10 minutes to write & test ...

Then, GPO or Chef or puppet it to clients ...

HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\JSFile\Shell\Open\Command

Is yet another, and this one is tricky ... guess where your browser stores the JavaScript files before execution ...

This is your captain speaking ... or is it?

Hans 1
Happy

Re: @Hans Beeson-Numpsadese

@Ian

>Look, who cares if you can hack the entertainment system. It is a separate system.

The whole point of this article is, the IES is vulnerable, which could allow hackers to cast doubt on the proper functioning of all electronic systems aboard. That can be quite dangerous, especially if pilots stop trusting their flight systems.

The other point is, it is not quite clear that the systems are properly segregated, this is not the first dude to alert us ... sadly, the other got locked up because he foolishly tried to get into the inflight control systems on a flight, iirc.

There are comment@rds here that claim the IES needs access to inflight data (speed/location/destination) so needs access to the avionics domain - I have already said that a simple GPS system in the IES would give it all required data, without the need to get access to the avionics domain. Problem is, this is the more expensive option (you need a separate GPS for the IES) and, of course, a company always wants to cut costs ...

It is always MUCH safer to have white hats test these systems before black hats do ... probably something the aircraft manufacturers need to do ... they have some control over which IES are made available for a type of aircraft.

Sadly, security through obscurity, aka the Microsoft way, is still deeply ingrained in developers, that's why we discover backdoors everywhere, from cars to webcams ....

I find the extent of your faith disturbing ...

'Upset' Linus Torvalds gets sweary and gets results

Hans 1
Boffin

Re: Wouldn't YOU be fucking pissed off ...

Especially when you waste YOUR time trying to figure out what is going on, imagine Linus, is it me, my check-out, or why does this not compile ... Seriously, it did not even compile ... that is what is known as a blind check-in ... locally, that is fine, work in progress blahblah ... but you must test stuff before you submit it to the central repo or Linux Lord. For the non-devs, "test" does not mean "compile" .... "compile" is the action required to get a working program that you then "test" against the "bugs your changes are supposed to fix" or "features your changes are supposed to introduce".

I think what happened here was the devs wanted to hurry ...don't, ever, rush code out the door, it will be immensely time-costly to iron all the bugs out. Been there, done that, AND had to clean up afterwards.

BTW, that faulty branch deserved all the French that was thrown at it, again, it did not even compile ...

Don't panic, friends, but the Chinese navy just nicked one of America's underwater drones

Hans 1
Joke

>They should be told to fuck off right NOW! Whats wrong with our own nuclear technology?

Windscale ?

UK Home Office slurps 1,500 schoolkids' records per month

Hans 1
Headmaster

Downvote Magnet

There is no such thing as an illegal immigrant, any true Christian knows that, right ? ohh, wait ...

Hans 1

Re: Beware of unintended consequences

>In the examples cited above, their children were already entitled to a free education before said crimes were commited.

No, not necessarily, he could have committed the crime before the kids were born. You claim kids of criminals should not be allowed into schools.

1. Officially, kids (under the age of 18) cannot be illegal immigrants.

2. Offspring is not responsible for any crimes committed by its parents.

London's Winter Wonderland URGENTLY seeks Windows 10 desk support

Hans 1
Windows

Re: 10 is the problem

@AC

> Last place i worked ran 10 with no problems. Place before that ran 10 with no problems. Current place i work runs 10 with no problems.

> So is 10 fucked or are you all just shit with new tech?

Three jobs in just over a year ... hm ... assuming, of course, the first employer did the upgrade on day 1, very unlikely ... so, what is the story ? You are AC, so you can name the companies you worked for, right ? Why do I sense a BS moment ? Next, you're gonna tell me it's your corporate policy to jump shit every couple of months ...

'Public Wi-Fi' gang fail in cunning plan to hide £10m cigarette tax fraud

Hans 1

There are several lessons to be learned here:

1. If you wanna live a high lifestyle, you need to at least have a job or a company that files tax - the company must be real and be profitable, in the tax payers eyes. Whatever other criminal activity you are in to will not be as easily detected.

2. Free wifi is nice, provided YOU DO NOT USE THE SAME DEVICE elsewhere, such as at home.

3. You use an OS that makes extensive use of a RAM drive, is loaded from a read-only filesystem ... such as ... a CD-R, USB thumbdrive that you exclusively use that boot said device, you remove it once the device has booted.

4. You can use Tor over free wifi, this deters the smaller copper units, somewhat.

5. If GCHQ is after you all of the above is futile, so try to keep a low profile ...

6. It is MUCH easier to live an honest life ;-)